Waiting for someone to show up, I almost didn't let my jaw drop on the ground. An extremely bloated fat sister appeared, her face was so beautiful, the beauty could make the flowers lose color, and the beauty could make Diao Xi Shi feel ashamed. But she weighs more than 300 pounds, this kind of body shape with this stunning beauty, it really subverts the limit of human viewing!

The fat sister is still holding a box in her hand, which is full of rice, it seems that she often eats coarse grains, otherwise she wouldn't have to hold it in her hand and not let go.

This "quack", eldest sister, you haven't eaten for a few days?!

The corners of Miao Suihua's mouth moved slightly, it seems that she already knows the origin and meaning of this big fat girl.

"You know her? It seems that you used Brother Pheasant as bait from the beginning, and let me fall into the trap you designed step by step! The two little ** before were also specially arranged by you, right? ”

I asked Miao Suihua in a low voice, just to confirm my guess. If she had calculated all this, then I would have been impressed with her from now on!

Miao Suihua smiled slightly, "Those two chicks were not arranged by me, I happened to come to find Brother Pheasant today, so I bumped into you." That's why I pulled you into the water, I didn't expect to be able to drag one more dog, it's really worth the trip! Huh..."

"Humph! Why is everything so coincidental? ”

"Huh! I'm destined for you! You must have apologized to me a lot in your last life, that's why I always revolve around you in this life! Haha......"

Miao Suihua laughed as she spoke, but I didn't think she had arranged all this on purpose. said that you have a fate with me, in which life did we cultivate the fate? Eldest sister! What the hell do you want to have fun?!

The big fat girl slowly walked up to me and Miao Suihua under the protection of the left and right, and it seemed that it was very difficult for her to walk, but she didn't breathe at all. Chewing the bud rice beans in his mouth, look at me, and look at the seedlings and flowers.

"You're a kitten. Dare to come to my chicken coop, it's not a small courage! Don't you know that we are predators and have a relationship with food? Now that you are doing this, you dare to enter Longtan alone, you are really a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers! ”

Miao Suihua smiled slightly, "Golden Phoenix, I'm here as a guest, who said that cats must eat chickens?" I love fish, especially seafood, like this guy. ”

Miao Suihua deliberately looked at me after speaking, and she showed a greedy and a little hungry look.

"Oh! When will I become seafood? How did I not know? ”

"Huh! Didn't you say you were a turtle yourself? There is also an invisible but extremely hard turtle shell, do you still want to quibble? ”

I was speechless to hear her say that. You can describe it that way, but it's not like that at all! When you say this, you just want to provoke me to contradict the **.

I gritted my teeth at Miao Suihua and said, "Count you ruthless!" ”

Miao Suihua stuck out her tongue at me and made a grimace, although she looked cute and cute, but she really didn't make me love it.

The big fat girl, whom she called the Golden Phoenix, suddenly spoke, "It seems that you know me!" Acquaintances introduced to Drip to drop? ”

Miao Suihua nodded, her expression was calm, and she didn't look scared at all.

It's over, I guess I'm going to accompany the Tibetan mastiff today.

The golden phoenix turned her head to look at me, up and down, left and right, and saw that I was starting to get goosebumps all over my body, and she smacked her lips and began to speak.

"You're such a freak! People are not people, ghosts are not ghosts, and monsters are not monsters, what are you? ”

Oh! What am I? Have you ever seen something that looks so normal and a little handsome?

Seeing the black line on my face, Jin Phoenix didn't care, and continued: "I seem to have met you somewhere before, but the days are too long, and I can't remember it for a while!" But, I'm sure, you're not a thing! ”

"Oh! You're not a thing! You fat chicken, anyone who eats it will vomit! ”

I can't help it, if I pretend to be a grandson again, then I'm really not a thing!

Golden Phoenix smiled slightly, "The kid is quite arrogant!" The pheasant is your plucker, right? ”

"Ahh How to drop? Do you want to pull it out too? I did it for you, shouldn't you thank me? ”

"Huh? How do you know I want to? ”

"I guess! Seeing his colorful hair, I was jealous! ”

"Huh! Looks like you've got a lot of thought with me! Ha ha...... The pheasant is indeed jealous, and his fate should be compared to a catastrophe. ”

Oh! I didn't expect this big fat girl to be haunted by me! Her subordinates are beautiful, and she is still jealous? What kind of ability does this guy have to make this group of ** die for his life?

The golden phoenix asked someone to lift the pheasant out and put it in front of me, this guy was quite energetic just now, but now he is like an eggplant that has not been watered for a long time.

I guess he heard the conversation between me and Jin Phoenix just now, no matter how good his body is, no matter how hard his psychological quality is. I'm afraid that I and the Golden Phoenix will also be angry with me and become a cerebral thrombosis, resulting in hemiplegia.

The golden phoenix pointed at the pheasant and said to me, "He is hairless now, what are you going to do with it?" ”

"You ask me? I asked who to go! He's your subordinate, so you should tell you what to do with it, right? ”

"But you plucked the hair, what else can I do with him if it's like this?"

"This ...... At most, you can stew him in soup! I guess you haven't tasted chicken soup yet, right? It's sure to leave you with a lingering aftertaste! Hehe......"

Telling the chicken boss that the chicken soup is delicious, and letting her taste it, I said it incredible!

But the golden phoenix said something even more incredible to me, "It's good! Someone came, wash the pheasant and wash the stew, and give it to this guest to taste. ”

Oh! Is this a woman? It's more ruthless than men! It is said that no poison is not a husband, and it is the most poisonous woman's heart. It seems that there is some truth, especially female monsters, which must not be understood by human thinking! Just like Miao Suihua, I have always been unable to understand, what are her various behaviors for?

After the golden phoenix finished speaking, the little monsters under her command also looked at her blankly as if they were monsters. I guess even the youkai have a hard time understanding their boss's thoughts!

"What are you doing in a daze, don't go quickly."

The golden phoenix's expression was slightly angry, and his subordinates immediately complied. After a while, a steaming bowl of soup was served.

"Please!"

The golden phoenix waved his hand at me, and the little demon immediately obediently sent the soup to me.

I didn't dare to drink it, even if she hadn't poisoned it, and when I remembered that Brother Pheasant was in the soup, I started to want to vomit.

"What? Don't dare to drink it, are you afraid that I will poison it? Or are you cowardly? Wasn't it quite arrogant just now? I've heard from my men that you're still devouring souls. What do you think? Souls are delicious, right? Then why don't you dare to drink this chicken soup? ”

"I ...... You ......"

I didn't know what to say for a while, I swallowed the soul, but I just saw it as a marshmallow or something, how could it be compared to this physical thing?

But seeing the disdain that appeared at the corner of the golden phoenix's mouth, I snatched the chicken soup and said to her, "Hmph! What?! I'll show you what to drink. ”

Gritting my teeth and being ruthless, I swallowed this bowl of chicken soup in one gulp, regardless of the heat.

Honestly, it tastes so good! I don't know who is in the main kitchen here, and they can make such a delicious chicken soup in such a short time, which is really the best in the world!

"Smack, smack, smack!"

Golden Phoenix threw away the bud box in his hand and clapped his hands, "Sure enough, it's a character, judging from your age, it's not too big." In time, you will become a hero! ”

"Humph! It's less stinky fart, I'm done drinking the soup, what do you want? ”

I wiped the soup oil hanging from the corner of my mouth, and looked at the golden phoenix with a smile on her face, it was really hard to imagine what she was doing all this?

Golden Phoenix looked at me and said slowly, "Boy, are you from the special department?" To be honest, maybe I'll consider letting you live. ”

Looks like she didn't plan to let me go, so do it! With a monster like her, it doesn't make sense at all.

"I'm not in the special department, what's wrong?"

"That'...... Are you interested in following me? Of course, you can open the conditions as much as you want, as long as I can do it, I will try my best. ”

Yo? Is this a strong attack that cannot be achieved, and is it persuaded to surrender? It seems that there is still room for manoeuvre.

"What can you give me?"

"Money, beauty, or power, all the monsters here can be under your command."

"Money, I need it very much, but it is not necessary; Beauty, you seem to be all monster chickens here**? I'm not interested! The right is even less welcoming, commanding a group of **, then I won't be a breeder! I've never been a fan of getting into a base, so let's not talk about it! ”

Golden Phoenix's face sank, "Then what do you want?" Is it okay if I give you real human beauties? Or the right that should be in human society. ”

"Well...... Can you wake up someone who has turned into a vegetative person? ”

"This ...... No. That's basically a dead man, and I guess no one can do it. ”

"Alas! …… It seems that there is no value in our cooperation, I want this now, and if you can do it, invite me again! If I still need it then, I'll promise you. ”

Originally, if she could save Xiao Jiu'er, I still didn't care about messing with her, but since I didn't do anything, I had to think of something else quickly!

When the golden phoenix heard my words, he sighed, shook his head and said, "Alas! …… Originally, I admired you as a talent, but it seems that we have no chance! But I can't let you go, you see my people you beat and drank the chicken soup, shouldn't you pay something? ”

"You're waiting for me here? Isn't this a pit man? You forced you to beat people, and before drinking chicken soup, you didn't say you wanted to give money? ”

"Who told you to eat without asking the price first? I said that this chicken soup is worth 100 billion yuan, and if you pay immediately, I will act as if nothing happened. ”

The golden phoenix looked disappreciative, and the scoundrel was blacker than the hotel next to the train station! How can there be a bowl of chicken soup worth hundreds of billions?

But it's also to blame me for being careless, I knew earlier, I wouldn't have drunk anything! Embarrassment! ……

"No money! Why don't you let me raise money slowly to pay you back? ”

I'm just a scoundrel, see what she can do to me?

Golden Phoenix is obviously a veteran in this area, and when it comes to speaking, it will definitely take your breath away! She said: "If you don't have money, you can pay off your debts and serve me for a hundred years, and I can also pay you back!" Otherwise, you'll let my chickens enjoy enough. As long as you don't die of exhaustion, I will set you free. ”

"Oh! A hundred years? Are you kidding? What are you chickens about, are you and I a breeder? Do chickens also want to develop genetic technology and conduct crossbreeding experiments? No need to talk! ”

"There's no way, if you have the ability, just take a look, I really don't believe you can escape the indiscriminate bombing of the plane!"

"What? Plane? You ......"

Before I could finish speaking, the golden phoenix waved her hand, and several women who were even fatter than her jumped out behind her, and each of them carried a basket in their hands. It's full of eggs!

This is going to be a god again?!

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