A few fat women stepped forward and lined up in front of me. A basket per person, which adds up to hundreds of eggs.

What is this for? Can eggs be used as bombs? Aren't these eggs laid by a hen?

By the way, Miao Suihua must know, ask her first. If this egg is really powerful, I will agree to the Golden Phoenix's request before making plans.

But when I wanted to look for Miao Suihua, I found that she ran to the Golden Phoenix and stood beside the Golden Phoenix at some point.

Eh, I'll go! You're so responsive! Before you are sure whether you are a human or a ghost, you dare to stand on the same line with others?

Miao Suihua still looked at me with a smile, "Three madmen, this time let you taste the power of fried eggs, I don't know if your turtle shell can resist it!" I'm looking forward to it! ”

"You...... I'm going to kill you! ”

"Yo! …… Angry? Here you go! Come on! ”

Miao Suihua shook her head and twisted her ass as she spoke, making a grimace at me and sticking out her tongue. It's unbeatable!

The golden phoenix stood behind the fat women, and somewhere got a box of bud rice, and said to me while chewing: "Boy, no matter what kind of wishes you have with this kitten, today you are from me, and I will help you solve her." Otherwise, I'll help her deal with you. ”

When Miao Suihua heard this, she suddenly became extremely well-behaved, hugged the arm of the golden phoenix and said coquettishly: "Lord Golden Phoenix, I have a great grudge against you to make the decision for me!" There's also a token here, so let's take a look at it first. ”

Miao Suihua said and took out a thin embroidery needle and handed it to the golden phoenix.

The golden phoenix squinted his eyes and looked at it for a long time, and said, "En! It's real gold! I agreed to your request and helped you solve this kid's problem. ”

"Oh! Just a golden needle and you're bowing your head? How much is that worth? If she gives you a golden rod, it's pretty much the same. ”

The golden phoenix glanced at it, "What do you know!" The golden hoop stick is used by monkeys, and this is what I use. Saying that, he shook the golden needle in his hand, and the corners of his mouth were full of smiles, and it was estimated that he would be able to laugh for a while, and even go crazy!

"Hahaha...... What are you waiting for? Quickly get rid of this kid and go back to lay eggs. ”

The golden phoenix was indeed crazy, laughing wildly and giving orders to the fat women.

A few fat women got the instructions and reacted quickly, and before I could prepare, the shadows of more than a dozen eggs had already appeared in front of me.

Even if it's a bomb, the golden light of my body protection should be able to block it, not to mention a few rotten eggs!

I subconsciously held my head in my hands and let the eggs smash.

"Boom! Rumble! ……”

One after another, my ears began to buzz. The fat chicken throws fried eggs, it's really a plane bombing!

Suddenly, my body was a little stiff and I started to have a dull ache. What's going on?

"Shhh

There was a lot of white smoke coming out of my body, and it almost scared me to death when I saw it! The body was covered in green liquid, and it was bubbling, and many of the clothes and flesh began to melt. The white smoke coming out is so stinky that it looks like bone-melting water in a movie!

"Oh! Is this a god thing? ”

I was so anxious that I kept patting my body with my hands, but as soon as I got the green slime on my hands, it hurt so much, like a fire.

Miao Suihua stared at me and couldn't say a word in surprise.

The golden phoenix continued to eat the bud rice, and said with interest: "How is it?" Our thousand-year-old rotten eggs taste good, right? ”

"You...... How do you guys play so disgusting! Do you have what it takes to fight me? Make these three rotten means! …… Yes! Hurt! ”

"Three madmen, you also have today. It seems that your turtle shell can't protect you for the rest of your life! Haha......"

Miao Suihua jumped with excitement, and slowly came to my side, wanting to carefully study the power of these rotten eggs.

I grabbed her and took her into my arms. Dead didn't give her a chance to struggle.

"Let's taste this rotten egg, too! Since we are destined, shouldn't we also be blessed and shared? ”

"Ahh …… Hurt! You let go of me! Let go of me! ”

Miao Suihua didn't expect me to move so fast, she was stuck to the mucus on my body, she screamed in pain, and kept slapping me to tie her arm.

"Humph!"

I snorted coldly, and I didn't have the strength to argue with her anymore.

Miao Suihua tossed for a while, and finally gave up resisting the cry for help that screamed at the golden phoenix. The golden phoenix didn't care about her kitten, but she still ordered the fat chicken to stop. I finally took a slow time and continued to hold the seedlings and flowers as a shield.

Miao Suihua was so painful that her tears crackled straight down, she didn't have the golden light to resist it, it is estimated that it is more than a hundred times more painful than mine at this time!

"Haha! Miao Suihua, it seems that you can't steal chickens and rice, even if I die today, I will pull you to see the king of Hades. I was about to ask Hades, where did we come from, and how could we always meet you, a decrepit cat. ”

Miao Suihua endured the severe pain, gritted her teeth and said, "I also want to know the fate of which life I cultivated!" Anyway, I just want to pester you, in this life, in the next life, I want to pester you forever, how about it? ”

"You! …… Shameless! ”

"Yes, I am shameless, people don't want to be invincible in the world, and demons don't want to be faceless. What can you do with me? ”

With this kind of guy, I really don't have any magic weapons, so I just grabbed her as a shield and retreated little by little. Retreating to the Tibetan mastiff, I kicked the fat man who had not yet regained his human form.

"Hey! Feed! Dead or not? If you can, run away with me, or you'll wait for a while to turn into dog broth! ”

The Tibetan mastiff jumped up and ran forward without looking back. This sudden situation almost didn't scare me, and the fat man has been pretending to be dead! Looking at its speed, it doesn't look like a dying mourning dog at all!

I couldn't speed up the speed of dragging the seedlings, so I could only move as I watched the Tibetan mastiff disappear at the end of the corridor.

"Fat Xiao, you remember it for me, if I can go back alive, I will still stew you into dog broth and drink, and I will chew even the bones!" I pulled my neck and shouted at the back of the Tibetan mastiff, but it didn't even look back.

"Boy, you let the kitten go, I can consider not hitting you with rotten eggs."

The golden phoenix threw out a condition, and seemed to be very sincere in wanting to compete with me in martial arts. But can I believe it? If you believe in youkai, I'm the biggest fool in the world!

"Miao Suihua, do you think she will give up killing me for you?"

It's better to ask Miao Suihua, after all, there are still a little unclear feelings with her. Miao Suihua gritted her teeth and endured the pain, shook her head, but didn't say anything. I'm guessing she's either trying to find a way to escape from my clutches, or she's thinking that the Golden Phoenix might kill both of us together.

The golden phoenix did lose patience, and shouted at a few fat chickens, "Smash!" Keep smashing! I don't want to fight my thousand-year-old eggs, and I can't let that kid go. Kitten, you can sacrifice it, and I'll build you a beautiful little grave when you go back. ”

Miao Suihua cried, although I couldn't see her face when I held her, but a drop of tears fell on the back of my hand. I don't know why, I suddenly felt a little sour in my heart, and I wanted to cry too. I feel that Miao Suihua is sad, and I am also sad!

What's going on? It shouldn't be! Even if I had a little thought about her, now because of Xiao Jiu'er, I should hate her! How could she want to cry with her feelings?

"Three madmen, you really didn't like me at all?"

Miao Suihua saw that the planes were ready to drop bombs, and spit out these words with the fastest speed and last strength.

How do I answer? I thought to myself, and then I said to her on the back of the head, "I...... There were. ”

After saying this, I regretted it a little and felt a little sorry for Xiao Jiu'er. But Xiao Jiu'er shouldn't know everything that has happened so far after she fell into a coma, even if I have a little bit of feelings for Miao Suihua in my heart, she won't mind, right?

The rotten eggs are already flying, and they are fast, how do I dodge them? Throw the seedlings out and run away on your own? Now I can't seem to do it anymore!

Just at the last moment, Miao Suihua actually stepped on me with the heel of her shoe. I don't know when she started to like to wear high heels, it really hurts now!

"Ahh I yelled and let go of the hand that trapped Miao Suihua, who opened her arms to block all the rotten eggs for me.

"You! …… What are you doing? ”

"Three madmen, if you still have a little feeling for me, I'll give you another life!"

Miao Suihua turned her head to me and finished speaking, and then I saw puffs of white smoke coming out of her body, and then fell to the ground, and soon disappeared.

"Ahh ……”

I yelled, this is so illogical! Didn't you want to come and kill me? Why did it suddenly change to me to die! This shouldn't have happened, and it's incredible!

But the fact has happened, and Miao Suihua has indeed lost another life for me. What am I going to do?

I stared blankly at the remaining marks on the ground for a long time. Then he raised his head and looked at the many monsters ** who were also surprised, including the golden phoenix, who had been calm and relaxed and was now a little surprised.

"You! …… You are all going to die, and today I will risk my life to wash this broken foot treatment in blood. Don't think about harming people in the future, go to hell! ”

As I spoke, I felt the anger in my heart ignite rapidly, and then burn rapidly to the top of my head. Then I felt the rage rush through my head and burn to my hair, and every hair began to dance like a dancing flame.

Both fists were clenched, and the bones were "gurgling" as I pinched. Walking towards the monsters step by step, I had an impulse in my heart that would make me give up everything.

"Dare to touch my girl! Die! ”

Like a gust of wind, I rushed into the flock, and the fat chickens I beat threw out the basket and broke the stinky chickens. Frightened, the golden phoenix also lost the bud box, and hurriedly began to organize the younger brothers to resist the enemy.

But it all seemed to be late, and I had already hit a piece and stood in front of the golden phoenix.

"Are you the golden phoenix who kills monsters and kills people without blinking?"

"Ahh The Golden Phoenix was a little confused by my sudden transformation, and simply responded.

But before she could say anything more, my fist was already slamming into her fat body and out of place in the head.

"Smack!"

There was a sound of bones shattering, and then red and white things splashed everywhere, and the golden phoenix, an alternative fat chicken that seemed to be mighty, but was actually kidney deficient, slowly fell to the ground.

I killed people, or chickens, one by one, one by one, one by one. In less than ten minutes, I washed the Foot Road Business Hall in blood, and all the chicken monsters should not be spared.

Looking at the floating souls, I made up for it, and soon the body injured by rotten eggs returned to its original strong appearance.

Looking at the corpse of the golden phoenix, which had lost its head, I sighed: "Why are you so kidney-deficient? I thought you were a tough one to deal with! I can't help but fight! ”

There is a siren in my ears, it seems that the police are alarmed, where should I run?

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