Chapter 95: Immortal Xiaoqiang
The elevator went up and down, and we all had a little inexplicable worry in our hearts. It can be seen from the faces of the two daughters that they are often in a hurry to return to the ground, as if in this so-called hell, the two monsters are afraid.
I wasn't scared in my heart, but when I saw that the two of them were nervous, my heart beat faster. Suppress the tremor in your heart and take a deep breath.
"Don't be afraid, it's all up to me! I don't believe it, isn't it just the eighteenth layer of hell! I'm going to be a warrior today, break through these eighteen layers of hell, and see if the monsters in hell are powerful, or am I, a person who even calls immortals monsters, powerful? ”
Miao Suihua got rid of Hu Meiniang's support, folded her hands, and said to me affectionately: "Table pot, you have to protect others!" People have no blood and gas now, and they don't even have a resurrection card! ”
"Poof!"
I fell headlong, this sister paper doesn't seem to have no blood and energy, but is deliberately pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger! What's the resurrection card, you're at least a nine-life cat demon, and I'm at most an iron King Kong, so it's not as good as you, okay?
Hu Meiniang looked at us blankly, as if it was hard to believe that the two people in front of her were the same as she knew.
"Fengzi, kitten! You guys...... Aren't you scared at all? This is hell, we're going to hell! Don't be so careless, I feel like I'm dreaming! ”
"Hee-hee...... Old fox, you have lived for thousands of years, and you are still so timid? No wonder you haven't grown up for so many years, but you live a safe and comfortable life! ”
Miao Suihua squeezed Hu Meiniang with one eye and one eye closed, Hu Meiniang pinched Miao Suihua's face, "It's just you!" ”
"Sister, there's actually nothing you can't do. If you look at the fact that there is no controller installed in this elevator, we must have been calculated, and people are waiting for us below! If you go and see, you will know, the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth. ”
"You're very calm! …… Never mind! I'm happy to go to hell with you two, and we'll treat it as a special trip! ”
"Huh! My sister is also calm? ”
"It's not calm, it's that you can't help it, it seems that my little life will change from now on!"
We talked and laughed and took the elevator to continue sinking, and soon we heard a faint movement, and it was getting bigger and bigger. As soon as the elevator door opened, a puff of foul-smelling dust hit me.
"Oh! Be careful! ”
I stretched out my arms to block the elevator door, protecting the second daughter behind me, countless wind and sand blew, I saw the scene in front of me, but I had also become a clay sculpture with a gray face.
Miao Suihua poked her head out of the elevator by my shoulder, and was also shocked when she saw the scene outside.
"Wow! That's a lot of cows! ”
Hu Meiniang also looked out curiously, and was also surprised when she saw the scene in front of her. I saw a huge underground cave, full of scalpers. And these scalpers, without exception, all have a pair of black eyes, no whites and no pupils, as if they have fallen into evil.
When the elevator doors opened, the scalpers were still running around, and when they saw us appearing, they all stopped. Staring at us with deep eyes, I felt a little hairy, let alone two women. Forehead...... Although they are monsters, it is probably the first time they have seen such a spectacular scene, otherwise they wouldn't be talking with their mouths wide open now.
After a long day of silence, Miao Suihua was the first to break the silence. "Omoi, let's go back! There's nothing to see here, I don't like cows, they're stupid and ugly, and they smell like cow dung, and I'm almost out of breath! ”
"Fengzi, what should we do? These scalpers with strange eyes must not be a good kind, and we went out to make a decision. ”
Hu Meiniang seems to be much more practical, although she is a little withdrawn from speaking, but at least the analysis is quite true.
I sighed and said, "How do you go back?" Someone deliberately wants us to break into these eighteen layers of hell, we can't climb up the ladder well, right? When will we get to the ground, and if someone throws a stone at it, we won't have to fall straight to the eighteenth floor! It's better to go out and see now, maybe there is another way out! ”
I didn't wait for the second daughter to speak, and stepped out of the elevator with one foot. The scalpers who were staring at us all stepped out of the same foot at the same time.
"Boom!"
One small step from each scalper adds up to an earth-shattering leap, and the sound makes the eardrums buzz, almost bursting the eardrum!
The second daughter hurriedly covered her ears, and it was estimated that in addition to the lion roar that I thought was extremely powerful, it was the sound of these cows stepping on the spot.
I took a careful step and looked at the scalper in front of me.
"Boom!"
They took another small step, the same sound as before, and they were about to take another step with great eagerness.
"Oh! What kind of situation is this, it's not that we move, they just move, right? If we run, will they follow us? ”
I talked nonsense, but I didn't expect Hu Meiniang to slap me behind me and say, "Don't say it!" You hapless boy! Do you want us to be trampled into meatloaf by these mad cows? ”
I rubbed my head and looked back at my second daughter, "What should I do then?" We can't just stay still like this, can we? ”
"Uh...... Fengzi, you have good eyes, you take a closer look to see if there are people, or monsters or the like directing these cows. If we talk to cattle breeders, maybe there will be a turnaround! ”
For the first time in a few days, I found out that Hu Meiniang was also whimsical, I always thought that she was a calm and sophisticated big sister!
Although I disagreed with Hu Meiniang's words very much, I still looked around for a while. Stop! I really saw scalpers who have always been very different. Oh! Is this the Bull Demon King, or the original Bull Head Ghost General in the Underworld?
I saw a black bull's head mixed in with the ox, but this bull's head was a cut higher than the other bull's head, and if you looked down, it actually had a human-like body. It's just that this body is really a little thin, with a black and big bull's head, it really looks three points more different than a monster!
This guy was waiting for a pair of red eyes, like the other scalpers, staring at us. It seems that he is the boss of this layer of hell, I didn't expect to look so ugly, it seems that this so-called hell is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger!
I whispered to the second daughter: "You stand in the elevator and don't go out, I found a freak, maybe he is the key to get out of here, you wait and see, I will meet this freak." ”
Miao Suihua searched for a while but didn't find it, and pinned her hope on Hu Meiniang's face. Hu Meiniang didn't even look at it, and said to me: "Fengzi, be careful!" If you can't do it, you can run back, at most we can go to the next level, don't fall in love with the gutter and capsize. ”
"Hmmm! I know, sister, you should be careful. ”
With that, I leaned down slightly and picked up some rocks from nearby to prepare for the emergency. Then he stood up and mouthed the freak Nunu he had just discovered, and rushed out of the elevator with an arrow step, running towards the right-hand side like a gust of wind.
The herd didn't move, and the freak was stunned and chased after me, and the herd pressed up from behind me like a dusk wind.
I've heard of sandstorms before, but today I'm finally seeing something even more powerful. The rolling yellow sand behind him is almost dissatisfied with the entire karst cave, although the karst cave is quite big, but it is not as big as the sky! And the deafening sound of the yellow sand is even more terrifying.
From time to time, I look back for the freak, but I can't find it anywhere! It seems that I really miscalculated this time, I should have talked to him slowly, steadily, and harmoniously, and I shouldn't have run away as soon as I came out. Now it's okay, I can't even touch the figure, and after a while, the sandstorm swallows me, and I can wait for the freak to appear on its own under the iron hooves of the scalper.
……
I had already run to the edge of the cave, and I saw that there was no way out, so I simply crouched on the ground, and I heard that the beasts that were running would jump over when they saw the sudden extra stones on the ground, so I would try to put them back on the ground today. Let's hope these bulls will treat me like a stone!
After thinking about it, I felt that it was still a little inappropriate. The squatting body is a little high, and the scalpers can't jump over, what can I do? So I just covered my head and lay on the ground, so that with my body like a Vajra Arhat, even if I was trampled by the mad cows, nothing would happen, right?
"Boom! Rumble! Rumble! ……”
"Oh yes! Oh yes! ……”
The iron hooves stepped on one after another, and I scolded my mother one after another. What a miscalculation again! Although there is no substantial damage, but this is trampled by tens of millions of iron hooves, and I will be trampled into a cookie after all!
I endured the pain and tried to curl up into a ball, but this made me even more miserable! I just want the soccer ball that soccer players practice with, being kicked around, and there are more than 10,000 hits!
Gritting my teeth, I was able to catch my breath after the mad cow herd found out that there was no target. Secretly looked around, only to see that the monster minotaur just now was also looking around for me!
"Hey! …… Over here...... That's it! ”
I called at the Minotaur, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly when he turned his head to see me.
Oh! Don't laugh! I'll admit that I lost to you today, but then I'm going to use the power of the immortal little power to make you regret what you just did to me!
The minotaur stared at me, and with a slight gesture of his hand, all the scalpers began to move towards me again.
"Hey! Don't rely on the little brother to bully people, if you have the ability, let's go head-to-head? I can knock you down in three or two clicks, do you believe it? ”
The minotaur was stunned when he heard my words, and the scalpers stopped moving. Then the ox formed a circle, and the center of the circle was of course me and the minotaur.
"Huh...... You monster is still a bit backbone, and you dare to fight with Lao Tzu. Do you think you're really the ghost general bull head in the underworld? ”
"That's right! I'm the head of the bull, and I have a brother named Ma Mian, do you want to see it? ”
This strange man actually spoke, and he was even teasing me!
"Ahh …… Babas! Lao Tzu is the immortal Xiaoqiang, today I will let you see how strong Xiaoqiang is. ”
As I spoke, I quickly threw out the stones I had prepared, and the cannonballs hit the minotaur almost instantly. And it's all from head to toe, and there's no room for dodge at all.
The minotaur was not ambiguous, his head shook, his body twisted, and a small tail suddenly flashed behind him. And this tail knocked out the flying stones very accurately.
A miss is not considered a failure. I still have my drop fist! Rushing in front of him, we had an absolutely fair contest between men.
"Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors."
"Hey, hey! You've lost! ”
We threw punches, and I finally narrowly won the move, and as he looked at his hand in froze, I threw a punch on his huge bull's head.
"Poof......
The minotaur's nose was furious with black blood, and he fell to the ground. Watching a swirling eye slowly appear in his eyes, I finally put my mind at ease. I was dizzy all of a sudden, it seems that you are not the original ghost of the underworld, at best, you are a copycat!
Hum! Brother, I'm not a dead Xiaoqiang! You knockoffs are absolutely no match for me!
With a little pride, I dragged the two monsters out of the elevator in a daze. Take advantage of the minotaur to pass out, and hurry to find the exit. Otherwise, he will wake up in a while, and there will be another mad cow disease, and we will really hit the streets!
OK! In one corner of this cave, we found a small bush. I didn't expect there to be plants here! All the cattle were waiting for the master's order, and we swaggered into the bushes.
After a while, I heard a roar in my ears, "Immortal Xiaoqiang!" I will definitely find you again, next time I guess the boxing, I will never lose to you! ”
"Damn!"
The three of us raised our middle fingers at the same time in the direction where the voice came from.
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