Chapter 94: Don't Table

Well? Where am I? Is it already dead? Alas! …… Sisters, sisters! I'm sorry for you, I haven't had a deep relationship with you yet, I'm going to start my life again! I wonder what kind of baby I can cast this time? It's better to be from a rich family, so I don't have to worry about anything.

There is a light in front of me, where should it be the exit of reincarnation, right? It is said that after death, people will be lost in darkness, either in hell or in bliss, and the last case is to be reincarnated as a new human being. I shouldn't have done anything good or bad before I died, so I was reincarnated as an adult, right?

Desperately moving towards the light in front of him, his body seemed to be gone, but his consciousness was still there, and he should be running now. What would it be like to be reincarnated through this light? Don't travel back in time to the age of war! If you don't do it that way, you will become cannon fodder as soon as it comes out!

Yes! What a dazzling light! Why is the reincarnation door still equipped with strong lights? What's the use!

……

"Fengzi! …… Fengzi! ……”

Hey? After reincarnation, you can still keep your original name! The male owner of this family is quite good at naming names, and he hasn't even changed the name of my previous life!

"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! ……”

Oh! Whoever beats me, I've just been reincarnated, but I'm just a doll, if you beat me like this, you will beat people to death!

"Oh! Zhang Shanfeng, why don't you wake up for the old lady quickly. If you don't let go, I'm going to kill you!" ”

I reluctantly opened my eyes, "Huh! Miao Spike Flower! Why are you reincarnated? Why don't you wear clothes when you still have the same hobby? ”

Miao Suihua is naked, and her face is very dark and dark! I looked down and pointed to my chest, and I realized that my mouth was in a very special place.

"Oh! How did you become my mother? I really didn't expect that reincarnation could become your son, and I was embarrassed! ”

"Smack!"

I was hit in the head again, and I turned my head to look, "Oh! Hu Meiniang! Why are you reincarnated? ”

"Fengzi! Wake up and see where this is. What a reincarnation! You're not dead yet! ”

Hu Meiniang's sideburns were dripping with cold sweat, and she gritted her teeth and said word by word. I looked around, and it was really the place where I had just fought with Aunt Centipede. It turns out that I haven't died yet, and I haven't been reincarnated yet, so this Miao Suihua is not my mother! Scared the hell out of me!

Hu Meiniang grabbed my face with her hand and twisted it hard. "Eh, sister! What are you doing? It hurts! ”

"Oh! …… I also know that it hurts, and it seems that I haven't become a fool, kitten, you can rest assured. ”

"What's going on? Didn't I just jump into the oil pot with Aunt Centipede? Am I not dead, but she is dead? ”

I looked at Miao Suihua, grabbed her cheek and pulled it to the side, "Are you Miao Suihua?" Was it a centipede aunt, or was it made up of some other monster? Hurry up and show your original form, or I'm going to be unwelcome! ”

Miao Suihua's eyes were red, and she threw herself into my arms and cried.

"Good cousin! I know you're real, don't cry. Tell me what just happened, I can't remember! ”

"Table pot! Thank you for coming to save me, but can you take your hand away, people are a little uncomfortable. ”

"Oh! ......** sick! Again! ”

I quickly withdrew my salty pig hands from Miao Suihua, why did these hands always feel like mine? I don't feel it at all!

Miao Suihua cried even more sadly, as if the lost child had finally found her mother, and as if she I had just caught her was too painful!

"Uh...... Sister, can you tell me what just happened? ”

I can only cast a look of help to Hu Meiniang, but I can only ask other questions, hoping that Hu Meiniang can persuade Miao Suihua first and then restore with me what happened after I jumped into the oil pot.

Hu Meiniang really lived up to my expectations, patted Miao Suihua and took her into her arms, touched her hair and put on her favorite silk skirt for Miao Suihua.

Then Hu Meiniang organized it a little, and then restored the scene just now to me. Looking at Miao Suihua's well-behaved appearance, listening to Hu Meiniang's word by word narration, my mouth grew bigger and bigger.

It turned out that after I hugged Aunt Centipede and jumped into the oil pot together, Hu Meiniang and Miao Suihua, who had just woken up, were scared silly. They only saw that Aunt Centipede had become a spike flower in the oil pot and appeared round in the pot, but they didn't see me come up for a long time.

The original face of the centipede aunt is really disgusting when I hear Hu Meiniang say. yellow-brown hair, almost countable; The face is sallow, and it is only freckles; The body is thin, except for the skin is the bone. No wonder she wants to become the appearance of Miao Suihua, it seems that as long as she is a woman, she cares very much about her image!

After the aunt appeared round, it was quite huge at first, two or three meters long. But after tumbling in the oil pan for a while, it did not continue to grow like a twist, but became smaller and smaller. In the end, it was only shortened to the length of an arm, and it was one of the largest centipedes.

Hu Meiniang also deliberately pointed to the centipede that was still in the oil pot, I saw that it was really like this, but now it has become golden and crispy.

Hu Meiniang went on to talk about me, and when they saw that Aunt Centipede was fried to a crisp, they thought that I must have died. But I didn't see my body float up for a long time, and I was very puzzled.

Miao Suihua was crying like a fool, and finally Hu Meiniang couldn't help it, so she found a stick to stir in the oil pot, only to find that I was sinking to the bottom, and it was like sleeping!

Hearing this, we all felt amazing, I didn't expect that I was not afraid of frying, could it be that the temperature of this oil pan is still too low for me?

Hu Meiniang squeaked and whined for a long time before finally saying that she wanted me to try it in the oil pot, but Miao Suihua almost didn't go out and turned her face with Hu Meiniang. After I calmed the kitten, I tried it anyway. I didn't feel hot at all, but the oil temperature was too low!

The second girl's eyes almost didn't pop out, especially Miao Suihua, clenching her fists, her lips were about to bite and bleed. I smiled and gestured to both of them that it was okay.

But my questions also came, and I told Hu Meiniang about the feeling when I seemed to be asleep just now. Hu Meiniang also made a difficulty, she felt that it stands to reason that I was also going to be reincarnated, but I didn't really reincarnate, which is very puzzling.

Miao Suihua blinked her eyes and asked me, "Biaoguo, are you dreaming?" Or do you remember something from the past? ”

This reminded Hu Meiniang, and she also felt that it might be my deep memory awakening, but it was just the beginning, and many things should soon be remembered.

I said that no matter what I was like before, I should be Zhang Shanfeng now. In the past, it could only be used as a reference, and it does not mean that I will definitely repeat my previous fate!

Hu Meiniang nodded and said, "Yes! It is also right to think that in the past, it could only be our history, and it could not determine our future. ”

But what does our future look like? It would be nice if Xiao Jiu'er was here!

Miao Suihua saw that I was a little melancholy, pointed to the big centipede in the oil pot and asked me, "Table pot, what should I do about this?" Could she not have died? What will you do if you jump out later? ”

"Cousin, what did she do to you? How did you get here, do you remember? ”

Miao Suihua pondered for a while and shook her head, "I don't remember how it dripped it." I just remember that after I got here, there were a lot of youkai who grabbed me, stripped me naked and hung up, and they were still smiling at me. Table pots, they look so obscene! You can't compare! I'm so scared, even though I'm also a youkai, even though I'm not a fuel-efficient lamp. But when I saw them, I couldn't use any strength or demonic power, I thought they were going to do something to me, but they only smiled at me, it was terrifying! ”

"Shenma! Someone else looking at you and smiling? It's still obscene, and it must not be let go! You let me check first to see if you have changed,......"

As I spoke, I wanted to take a closer look at Miao Suihua's appearance, but Hu Meiniang stopped in front of Miao Suihua and shouted at me, "Fengzi, what are you doing?" You can be said to be a couple, but it's not suitable right now! You're not going to want to pounce on a kitten at this time, are you? ”

"Yes! Don't ah table pot! People are afraid! ”

"Oh! What do you two think I'm going to do? I really want to be crooked, I just want to see if my cousin is hurt. Don't let me look at it, sister, you're a doctor, then you can take a look. ”

"Poof!"

The two fell at the same time, Hu Meiniang wiped the cold sweat on her head, and Miao Suihua also exhaled a long breath.

As soon as I reached out, I pulled out the crispy big centipede from the pan. After a closer look, I was sure that he was dead. However, I suddenly felt that this centipede was delicious, and I swallowed my saliva unconsciously.

"Ahh Don't ah table pot! ”

"Fengzi! What are you doing? Can't eat! ”

The second daughter was so frightened that she shouted loudly, and I couldn't help it. "Auntie! If you do this to my cousin, don't blame me for being cruel. ”

"Click......"

Ignoring the second daughter's obstruction, I opened my mouth and chewed on the fried big centipede. The centipede's shell crackled between the teeth, and it was really crispy! In a blink of an eye, more than half of the centipede was eaten by me, and Hu Meiniang finally couldn't help but rush over, wanting to snatch the remaining centipede corpse.

But I turned around and threw the rest of the centipedes into my mouth.

"Click...... Sister, do you want to try it too? But I couldn't help but eat them all, don't say it! It's crispy and refreshing, and it's like an egg! Swallow it in one bite, the whole body is refreshing, and it is really delicious! The next time I encounter this delicious food, I will definitely give you a taste. ”

"Uh...... Wow......"

The second daughter witnessed the whole process of my devouring centipede, looked at the oil stains flowing from the corners of my mouth, and couldn't help but vomit. I looked at the two of them curiously, what is this? Is it disgusting?

"Fengzi! Table pot! Are you okay? ”

The two of them vomited for a while and asked me in unison. I spread my hands, "What can happen, it feels great!" Although I was quite conflicted in my heart before, I felt that what the Thousand-Armed Guanyin did to Miao Suihua made me angry. I don't think the punishment for swallowing it is enough! But after you take it, it really feels amazing. Now I feel that I am full of strength, strength or something, more than before! ”

"Forget it! Eat it! Now what do we do? Let's go back, right? ”

Hu Meiniang saw that the wood was in the boat, so she had to pray that I was okay. Then he asked me if I wanted to go back, and I looked at the ninth layer of hell, and my heart was on fire again.

"Sister, I'm going to destroy this hell, this is a cruel slaughterhouse! It's unacceptable to both people and living beings, even if it's really the ninth layer of hell, I'm going to destroy this place and get out. ”

"Alright! Hurry up, I hope there aren't any accidents. ”

Hu Meiniang helped Miao Suihua, although her cousin was fine, but now her spirit is still a little sluggish, it is estimated that Aunt Centipede has done something to Miao Suihua that we don't know.

It took less than twenty minutes for us to get out of this VIP room, and I overturned all the oil pans and killed all the monsters, but those who were about to be fried refused to leave with us. What a!

I simply left these people and walked towards the elevator, but as soon as I closed the elevator door, the elevator moved on its own. Instead of sending us back to the surface, we fell down to the next level of hell!

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