Chapter 289: Li Youlan's Bad Taste

I ran to the door of Li Youlan's room in a panic, knocked on the door, but there was no movement inside, and knocked again, but there was still no movement.

I was in a hurry, and was about to break down the door with one foot, but my foot was already raised, when the door opened.

"What's wrong?" Li Youlan was sleepy-eyed, her hair was unkempt, and she only had her head sticking out from the crack in the door.

At this moment, there was the sound of hurried footsteps under the stairs, and it seemed that the soldiers were about to come up and search. I quickly pushed the door, without saying a word, hid in, and then closed the door, just about to explain, but this is, when I turned around, I saw Li Youlan naked, two points of pink on the top, and a touch of swarthy below, all exposed!

I watched in amazement, completely stunned. Li Youlan was stunned, and I don't know how long it took before she reacted, and she was about to scream when she opened her mouth, but at this time, I blocked her mouth with one hand, and hurriedly said: "Shh, don't talk, there are soldiers searching us outside!" ”

Li Youlan nodded, so I let go of my hand, but my eyes were still on her chest that fell with her breathing, at this time, she suddenly made a move, two fingers inserted into my eyes, I looked too engrossed, I didn't notice it for a while, and the result was sad, and the two eyes were almost blinded.

"Oops!" I screamed in pain, but I didn't dare to scream too loudly, because the soldiers outside had already walked to the front of the corridor, so I had to endure it, and I bent over and stomped my feet in pain, gritting my teeth and panting.

"Humph! Perverts! Li Youlan said coldly.

I was about to explain that I really didn't mean to break in, I just wanted to inform her that the soldiers had come to the door and that we had to flee.

But at this time, Li Youlan unceremoniously sent a kick and kicked it directly under my crotch, fortunately she was barefoot, otherwise it would be possible to be kicked by her!

"Look! Look at me castrating you again! ”

I was so painful that I couldn't speak, and scolded in my heart, girl, you think I want to see it, if you want to blame it, you can only blame yourself, it's really hateful to sleep naked!

I wondered, will she sleep next time she sleeps? If so, hehe......

Well, such an evil thing, just think about it in your heart, you must not take it seriously, now it is the soldiers who surrounded the restaurant outside.

At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door outside.

"Quickly open the door, routine check, if there is anyone inside, open the door quickly, otherwise we will break in!"

Hearing this voice, Li Youlan and I couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

"It's coming, it's coming!" Li Youlan shouted at the door: "I'm sleeping, what are you shouting!" ”

At this time, Li Youlan had already put on a white light shirt, which set off her body wanting to hide and reveal, which was even more provocative.

I squatted on the ground and looked at her, the pain in my body was reduced a lot, and all kinds of thoughts drifted through my heart. At this time, Li Youlan came over and kicked me again, lowered her voice and said, "Why are you still stunned, hurry up and hide!" ”

That's when I reacted and said, "Where are you hiding?" "I glanced around, and saw that there was only a bed, a bathtub, a wardrobe, and nothing left in this room.

Under the bed, bathtub, wardrobe, I'm afraid that the key objects of the urban soldiers' search, these places must not be able to hide, so where should they hide?

was worried, but at this time, Li Youlan said: "Drill into the quilt!" ”

I said, "What about you?" They should know what you and I look like, and if you go to open the door, won't you directly expose yourself? ”

Li Youlan smiled slightly and said, "You don't have to worry about me, you look at my face." ”

At this time, under Li Youlan's face, she began to squirm. It turned out that she controlled the worms in her body, piling up under her face, and soon her face was swollen, and in the blink of an eye, she became a round-faced aunt.

I looked at her disc-like face and thought it was funny, and I almost didn't laugh yet, but at this time, Li Youlan glared at me and said, "Go quickly!" ”

The soldiers outside the door, the knocking sound turned into a slamming sound, loud and piercing, if it dragged on any longer, I am afraid that the door would really break in.

I didn't think about it anymore, and quickly got into Li Youlan's quilt.

As soon as the quilt was covered, it was dark in front of me. A faint aroma rushed into my nose from the quilt, and I thought that this fragrance was Li Youlan's body fragrance. I'm wondering, this Li Youlan is covered in insects, it's already good if there is no insect smell, how can there be body fragrance?

At this time, Li Youlan's voice came: "Ouch, what are you doing here, you still don't let people sleep!" ”

Then the door opened, and the footsteps of several soldiers came, and one soldier said very unfriendly: "Don't be wordy, auntie, get out of the way, we now suspect that you are harboring murderers, and we want to search this house!" ”

"What?!" Li Youlan pretended to be as long as possible to prolong her surprised shout, "What are you talking about?!" I harbor murderers? I am a good citizen, living a peaceful life, you this, this...... Ouch! I even suspected my innocence on the head of the old lady! Li Youlan complained to death.

The soldier leader may have been impatient to hear and said, "Okay, okay, you are innocent, but we are just doing our business, so sorry, let it go!" ”

"You, you dare to push the old lady, if I fall down and break a bone, the old lady will ask you to compensate me for my medical expenses! Do you have a search warrant, I won't allow you to search if you don't have a search warrant, old lady! ”

"A search warrant, huh? This is the search warrant, get out of the way! ”

Li Youlan was speechless for a while, it seemed that the soldier really showed his search warrant.

At this time, Li Youlan hurriedly walked up again and said, "Be careful, if you break something, this restaurant will ask me to compensate!" The little brother who moved the cabinet, don't be so angry! I can't afford to pay for this hotel! ”

There was a stirring of searching, and after about five minutes, several soldiers reported to the leader, saying, "Boss, no, prisoner." ”

"Not in the cupboard!" "There's no in the bathroom!" "Not on the ceiling either!" "Not under the bed!"

Li Youlan said at this time: "I said it, the old lady is a person who is peaceful, how can she harbor the prisoner?!" ”

Then the one who took the lead said, "What about the bed?" Isn't there a person inside the quilt on the bed? Lift the covers and take a look! ”

"No way!" Li Youlan shouted, "You can't lift the quilt!" ”

"Get out of the way, why can't you?" The soldier in the lead said impatiently.

"Because, because...... Because that's my girlfriend and she's not dressed......"

"Your girlfriend?!" All the soldiers exclaimed.

When I heard this, I almost didn't roll out of bed, girl, this Li Youlan, why is she so bad taste, she actually said that I was her girlfriend?

"Ahem...... Li Youlan coughed a few times awkwardly and said, "Masters, since the matter has been broken, I will no longer hide it from you, in fact, I am ...... You know, when people reach middle age, they always have some special preferences...... So, please don't lift the quilt, she is a girl, naked, naked, if you all look at it, ......" At this time, Li Youlan suddenly raised her voice and screamed: "I will sue you for rape-molestation and molestation of women, and send you to prison!" ”

Li Youlan said this, with twists and turns, soft and hard, I don't know how those soldiers will react.

At this time, the leader said, "How do you want me to believe that there is a woman in the quilt?" ”

Li Youlan said: "It's not simple, baby, say a word, let these soldiers listen!" ”

I smiled bitterly in my heart, I don't know if Li Youlan is taking revenge on me? Maybe, think about the fact that I looked all over her body just now, and think that she still resents her heart.

I was helpless, so I sharpened my voice, learned from a woman's voice, and said: "I hate it, people are very shy!" ”

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