Chapter 290: Flying and domineering Li Youlan
"What a woman...... the leader was slightly surprised, and there was a bit of loss in his tone, it seemed that he had been suspicious of this house at the beginning, and now his suspicions were broken.
But at this time, Li Youlan laughed out loud, I heard her ridicule, and immediately rushed out and kicked her with a kick.
"What are you laughing at?" The soldier who took the lead looked puzzled and asked Li Youlan.
Li Youlan restrained her smile at this time, "cough cough" a few times, and said, "It's nothing, I just suddenly remembered something funny." ”
"What's the matter?" There was some skepticism in the leader's tone.
I saw that something was wrong, and it seemed that the leading soldier was suspicious again, and hastened to get out of the way, otherwise it would be a matter of minutes before the horse's feet were exposed.
So I squeezed my voice again and hurriedly said, "I hate it, why don't you invite these stinky men out?" Do you want me to suffocate under the covers? ”
Li Youlan was so happy to hear me learn to talk to women again, she laughed so much that she could hardly speak, and after a while, she said to the soldiers: "You also heard, she is not the person you are looking for, you better go out quickly, my baby she wants to ...... with me" Uh, that, you guys hurry up and let me out, don't disturb our style! ”
A soldier suddenly "cut" and said: "Two women, what's there to do?" It's better to have a shot with my grandfather. ”
"Official, you don't want to ...... me" Li Youlan raised her voice again at this time, and said: "If you have a kind, you can go up, I have the ability to bring women to this hotel to open a room, and I have the ability to kill a few of you stinky men, have you heard of the Yan Demon?" He's my uncle's cousin! If you dare to touch a single of my cold hairs today, I will ......"
"Okay, okay, what are you yelling about?!" The soldier who took the lead threw a sentence impatiently, interrupted Li Youlan's words, and said: "Look at you like this, you are seventy or eighty, there is a pine tree below, what's so funny!" Then he laughed a few times and said, "It's the little girl in the quilt, the voice is beautiful, tsk, like the osmanthus cake in my hometown, hey, little girl, you and this aunt can't play any sparks, or, come with me?" I promise you'll be cool every day! ”
I scolded in my heart that the soldier who took the lead was a lewd worm, girl, only listening to the voice, and before I saw anyone, I actually became obscene, which is really hateful, then again, my voice, is it really so beautiful? even used a bullshit analogy, saying something like osmanthus cake, this is too insulting to my throat, right?
I was about to open my mouth to scold that guy, but at this time, Li Youlan had already spoken, she said, "Official, you want to grab food in my mouth, right?" If you have a kind, you will take her! You bring it, I won't stop you! Li Youlan's voice became higher and higher, more and more like a shrew, but the deterrent effect also became stronger and stronger.
"But don't forget, don't blame anyone else when the time comes! Just a few of you shrimp soldiers and crab generals, you still want to grab food from me? It's tender! Don't look at who the old lady's backstage is! ”
The soldiers listened to Li Youlan's shrewd remarks, and glanced at Li Youlan's flying and domineering appearance, they are all old slippery heads in the evil capital, they have been mixed for a long time, and they have a wide range of knowledge, but they have never seen the disc-faced aunt in front of them, nor have they heard of such a number one person in the Yanhuo Clan, and then they think about it, it may be that the kinship is far away, the Yanhuo clan has a huge branch, but it is not something that he can remember all of it in one brain, and he thinks that the other party dares to say the Yandemon out loud like this, I am afraid that there is really a little relationship, but it is just a little relation, It's not something that these little people can afford to provoke, you know, the Flame Clan is one of the three major families in the evil capital, and the Flame Demon is the patriarch of the Flame Clan!
"Hehe, don't be angry, it was just a joke just now, where do we dare to rob the meat of your mouth, hehe, I was offended just now, please forgive me......" The soldier who took the lead suddenly changed his temper, as if a hard mud block had been soaked in water, and it softened into a puddle of mud, and even the tone of his speech was soft.
Li Youlan scolded again: "Since the official business has been completed, and there are no prisoners to be found here, then you don't hurry up to get out of the old lady!" ”
"Okay, let's go, I was offended a lot just now, I hope you have a lot, don't remember to appreciate it, let's go, don't disturb your rest, you can continue with your baby, you continue to ......"
As he spoke, there was a sound of the door closing, and it seemed that the soldiers were gone.
The room was silent.
I don't know how long later, Li Youlan suddenly burst out laughing, imitating the voice I had just pretended to be a woman, and said, "I hate it, people will be shy!" Haha, people will be shy! I'm laughing to death! ”
I tore open the quilt and saw Li Youlan leaning down with a smile, holding her stomach, and it looked like she was about to laugh at her belly.
I pulled my face and said, "Is it that funny?" Round-faced aunt! ”
Li Youlan straightened her waist, looked at me, and said, "Actually, you are quite good-looking as a woman, and you can charm thousands of people without plastic surgery." ”
I picked my nose and said, "Actually, you are quite good-looking as an aunt, that face, bulging, like a bun, no, it is like a disc, and it is the kind of disc that will 'gurgle' and roll as soon as it is thrown on the ground, haha, roll, roll, can't stop at all!" ”
Li Youlan glanced at me and said, "Who are you talking about?" Again, I immediately bit your tongue with a carnivorous worm! ”
I said helplessly: "You are allowed to laugh at others, and you are not allowed to laugh at you, you are too domineering, right?" ”
At this time, Li Youlan pointed at me with one hand, and countless black insects immediately flew towards my mouth, I was so frightened that I quickly covered my mouth with both hands, and Li Youlan withdrew her hand and took the insects back.
She gave me a blank look: "It's okay for women to be domineering, because there will be men who spoil them, indulgence, men can't be too stingy, always talk back to women, if they are too stingy, I'm afraid that when they are forty years old, they will still be single." ”
I said, "I'm single, I'm free, what's wrong with being single." I muttered to myself again, besides, I'm not a bachelor anymore.
"Okay, okay, I'll not tell you." Li Youlan controlled the insects under her face and let them spread, and then her face changed back to its original delicate and beautiful appearance.
She added, "I think we need to hurry to find the fire demon." ”
I nodded, agreed with her idea, I heard the soldiers downstairs just now, Li Youlan and I have become murderers, that will definitely be wanted by the whole city, now our actions are probably not as free as before, so we still have to find the fire demon as soon as possible, and then find the Heavenly Spirit Purple Stone, and leave this place.
I said, "Then you quickly pack your luggage and belongings, and when the soldiers surrounding this place have withdrawn, we will go to find the fire demon together." ”
"Good!"
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