Miscellaneous 1
People from the Three Kingdoms period were born today......
User Zhuge Liang (anonymous) asked: I don't have a son in my forties, what should I do?
User Zhong Xuan replied: It's okay, I have a lot of intimacy with my wife, I only had Yu'er in my fifties, it's very open! Aha2333! When I go to commemorate the inscription again, come on, comrades-in-arms!
(Xun You (deregistered) agreed with the answer and commented: What about sorting out my "Theory of Qice"? )
User Cao Pi (anonymous) asked: What is the experience of sleeping with someone else's wife?
User Cao Cao (anonymous) replied: It's very hilarious, just close the door tightly, haha!
(Guo Jia agrees with the answer)
User Da Qiao (anonymous) asked: What should I do if my husband dies early and I am empty and lonely at night?
User Cao Pi (anonymous) replied: Please contact me!
User Cao Cao replied: Madame, don't pay attention to the rookie upstairs! Don't even dare to keep your name! Lonely is the prime minister of the Han Dynasty, is it about it?
(Guo Jia agrees with the answer)
User Li Yan asked: Since the first emperor entrusted Gu to me and Kong Ming, why is there such a big power gap between the two of us!
User Zhao Yun replied: Do you know what happened in the grass house in Nanyang on the night of the twelfth year of Jian'an?
(Chen Zhi agrees with the answer)
User Zhang Fei (anonymous) asked: What does it feel like to have three dads?
User Lu Bu replied: Ring-eyed thief! Don't think I'm anonymous I don't know it's you!
(Liu Bei and Guan Yu agreed with the answer)
User Cao Cao asked: Yuan Shao wants to start a war with me, what should I do if I feel weak?
User Guo Jia replied: Don't worry,...... Ten wins and ten defeats...... Balabala......
User Xun Yu replied: @郭嘉, please indicate the source of the original link,,,
(Xun Yu agrees with the answer)
User Youheng answers: The answer is suggested to be modified and contains unfriendly content
(Kong Rong agrees with the answer)
User Sun Quan asked: How can I get the world?
User Cao Cao replied: I'd rather teach me to bear the world, not teach the world to bear me!
(Chen Gong agreed with the answer and commented: Agree, let everyone see the true face of your thief!) )
User Liu Bei replied: Only virtuous and virtuous, can obey others.
(Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhuge Liang, Zhao Yun and other 57 people agreed with the answer)
User Deng Ai (anonymous) asked: I have a bad reputation and am often ridiculed, how can I mock the other party in one sentence and take advantage of it and make the other party feel that I am praising him?
User Cao Cao replied: Giving birth to a son should be like Sun Zhongmou!
User Yang Song asked: What is the experience of being a local tyrant?
User Cao Hong replied: Save, even if the emperor Lao Tzu borrows it, he won't give it!
(Cao Pi agrees with the answer)
User Mi Zhu replied: When my lord was in danger in Guangling, I gave 2,000 slaves alone!
(Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Mi Fang and other 16 people agreed with the answer)
User Mi Fang replied: On the top floor @ Mi Zhu, my brother also gave his sister to the lord as a daughter-in-law!
User Changyu asked: What is the experience of a man without a beard?
User Liu Bei replied: Hehe, drag the subject out and cut it! Let's just say that he is causing trouble to the people!
(Zhuge Liang and Fa Zheng agreed with the answer)
User Guan Yu asked: What is the experience of marrying a beautiful wife?
User Lu Bu replied: It's cool, eh? Anyway, why is the moonlight in Picheng so dim tonight?
User Zhou Yu replied: It's cool, huh? Anyway, why is there something wrong with the body?
User Sun Ce replied: Very cool, huh? Anyway, who are the hunting people in front of you?
User Zhuge Liang (anonymous) replied: Pretty cool, ha! Anyway, it's better not to let people know that my wife is beautiful, hehe
Users Chen Deng, Zhang Liao, Le Jin, Li Dian, and Man Pet jointly asked: What is the experience of "driving 100,000 soldiers"?
User Sun Shiwan (Trumpet) replied: Do you have any comments on swiping copies to upgrade?
(Zhou Yu, Lu Su, Lu Meng, Lu Xun and other 26 people agreed with the answer)
User Sun Quan (anonymous) asked: How to win a war in person?
User Zhou Yu replied: Don't let the lord go to the front line!
(21 people, including Cheng Pu, Lu Meng, Gan Ning, and Ling Tong, agreed with the answer)
User Zhang Liao replied: Let Sun 100,000 go to the front line of the other party!
(Chen Deng, Li Dian, Le Jin, Man Chong and other 14 people agreed with the answer)
User Chen Deng asked: I've been in a depressed mood recently and don't like to eat, what's going on?
User Hua Tuo replied: Eat sashimi.
The user replied: I agree with @华Tuo's answer, but there seems to be a sentence upstairs that hasn't been said......
(Zhu Jianping agreed with the answer and commented: words, it's boring to say it when it's full)
User Sun Quan (anonymous) asked: What is the experience of sleeping with Big Joe?
User Zhou Yu replied: I seem to know something.
(Pang Tong, Lu Ji, Gu Shao, Quan Zong and other 4 people agreed with the answer)
User Yuan Shu asked: What is the experience of being an emperor?
User Cao Cao replied: Dude, you forgot to be anonymous, let's prepare to collect the body←_←
(Liu Bei and Sun Ce agreed with the answer)
User Yuan Shao replied: Brother, express the jade seal to me, you can still be saved
(Guo Tu, Feng Ji, Xu You, and 4 others agreed with the answer)
User Yang Fu asked: What is the experience of pit dad?
User Ma Chao replied: The whole army assaults!
User Wei Yan asked: Which is more qualified to speak, in charge of logistics or with troops?
User Yang Yi replied: Look at me, I won't kill you in the future!
(Ma Dai agrees with the answer)
User Hua Xin (anonymous) asked: Today my friend and I picked up a piece of gold, he continued to hoe the ground after looking at it, I was curious to pick it up and put it back. But it seems that his posture of picking up soap tonight is different from before, what's going on
User Yang Xiu replied: Where is that land? Whew!
User Cao Hong replied: Where is that land? Hey!
User Yang Song replied: Where is that land? Ask for a private message
User Guo Jia replied: How does the soap feel? Where did you buy it?
(Cao Cao agrees)
User Lu Bu asked: What is the experience of having big ears?
User Liu Bei replied: Hehe......
(Cao Cao agrees)
User Liu Chan asked: When I was a child, I was held in the wild [seven in and seven out], will it affect my intellectual development?
User Zhao Yun (logged out) replied: Is this the reason why His Majesty has not given the old minister a posthumous lecture for so long!
(Jiang Wei agrees with the answer)
User Cao Zhi (anonymous) asked: What should I do if I fall in love with my sister-in-law?
User Yang Xiu replied: Zijian, you gave Zhen Ji on?
(Cao Pi, Wu Zhen, Sima Yi, Chen Qun and other 5 people agreed with the answer)
User Han Hao asked: What is the experience of being kidnapped?
User Xia Houdun replied: Thank you! Old friend, can you not mention this?
(Cao Cao agrees)
User Gao Shun asked: What is the experience of drilling a pigsty?
User Lu Bu replied: Whoever mentions this matter again, I will unload whose soldiers!
(Wei Xu, Song Xian, Hou Cheng and other 3 people agreed with the answer)
User Cao Zhang asked: What kind of experience is it to ride and shoot superbly?
User Sun Quan replied: The widow has shot a tiger!
User Cao Xing replied: I shot Xia Houdun blind!
(Gao Shun agrees with the answer)
User Huang Zhong replied: The old man shot Guan Yu!
(Han Fu, Cao Ren, Pang De and other 3 people agreed with the answer)
User Ma Zhong replied: I shot Huang Zhong!
(Pan Zhang agrees with the answer)
User Zhu Ling (anonymous) asked: I don't have a good relationship with my boss, and a few days ago I sent someone to transfer all my younger brothers to other departments, what's going on?
User Cao Cao replied: Think about what kind of motivation you came to this company in the first place!
(Yu Ban agrees with the answer)
User Cao Chong asked: Uncles, what kind of experience is longevity?
User Tai Shici replied: The eldest husband was born in troubled times, and when he carried a three-foot sword, he made immortal achievements, but he died!
User Jia Xu replied: Be a low-key person, do things in a high-profile manner...
User Cheng Yu replied: The lord is very right (≧▽≦)
User Xu Jing replied: Insist on shameless ←_←
User Zuo Ci replied: Insist on one shot every day, and live to three hundred without feeling old!
User Hua Tuo replied: With me, don't be afraid!
User Sun Quan asked: How to survive defeat on the battlefield?
User Liu Bei replied: Xie @Cao Cao Cao Gong invited, I have the most say on this topic! In fact, it's very simple, if you can't beat it, run away, even if you lose your wife and children, don't look back! If you can't run, remember to play dead! However, in view of the fact that the other party will come to inspect the corpse and stab you in the stomach, it is recommended to bring a piece of fresh pork before going to the battlefield to prevent accidents! If you are a well-known person, remember to bring another bag of chicken blood to make it easier to wipe your face. above
(Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Zhuge Liang and other 72 people agreed with the answer)
User Liao Hua asked: Why didn't I pass General Guan's interview that year?
User Zhou Cang replied: Maybe General Guan feels that you can't hold his knife?
User Guan Ping replied: Yuan Jian doesn't need to think about it, my father just thinks that you really can't hold his knife, and you also know that you are actually a master book from the beginning of the official history......
(Lu Bu (cancelled) and Lejin (cancelled) objected to the answer)
User Yuan Shao asked: How to elegantly sneak attack the rear of the enemy?
User Xu Huang replied: cut off its food and grass, and never go back!
(Shi Jian and Cao Hong agreed with the answer)
User Gan Ning replied: Pick up the bell and rob the camp with a hundred horses!
(Sun Quan and Lu Meng agreed with the answer)
User Zhang Liao replied: Cut into the enemy formation and strike first!
(Li Dian and Le Jin agreed with the answer)
User Zhang He replied: Take retreat as advance, and strike backward!
(Cao Zhen and Guo Huai agreed with the answer)
User Zhuge Liang replied: Run out of food, ambush soldiers, counter-kill!
(Wei Yan and Jiang Wei agreed with the answer)
User Cao Cao replied: Chrysanthemum!
(Guo Jia and Zou agreed with the answer)
User Liu Bei asked: What kind of experience is it to work with handsome guys if you don't look good?
User Pang Tong replied: Thank you for the invitation! What's the use of being handsome, what's the use of marrying a beautiful wife? Isn't it a short life? Longevity is the most important thing!
(Cao Cao, Xu Chu, Zhang Song, Wang Cang and other 26 people agreed with the answer)
User Zhuge Liang replied: Shiyuan @ Pang Tong, recently Gangxing is in the West, Taibai is in Luocheng, and the boss is more fierce and less auspicious! Also, you're thirty-six years old...
(Zhou Yu (cancelled), Sun Ce (cancelled), Lu Bu (cancelled), Cao Pi and other 8 people agreed with the answer)
User Sun Shangxiang replied: Sisters, block all the ugly men who liked the first answer!
(Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, Huang Yueying, step trainer and other 12 people agreed with the answer)
User Cao Jili (Trumpet) asked: How to elegantly eat snacks brought by the leader?
User Yang Xiu replied: One person has a bite of crisp, no thank you (≧▽≦)
(Cao Cao agrees with the answer and comments: Very good, very good!) )
User Guan Yu asked: How to talk to women elegantly?
User Lu Bu replied: Have a good relationship with her godfather, and it will be easy to wait for her godfather to invite you to her house 233333
(Liu Bei agreed with the answer and commented: Godfather? Relationship? )
User Sun Ce replied: Hit the city where she is!
(Zhou Yu and Cao Pi agreed with the answer)
User Cao Cao replied: Yun Chang is directly on it, so much care?
(Guo Jia agrees with the answer)
User Xiao Qiao asked: Since Gongjin's death, why does it feel like someone is always staring at people behind his back?
User Pang Tong replied: Don't panic at your sister-in-law, he just dares to take a look...
(Cao Cao agrees)
User Cao Cao replied: Tongque Terrace has been built, Mrs. and Sister Ling are welcome to visit at any time, and the VIP platinum card has been couriered to Jiangdong, hoping to check it.
(Cao Pi agrees with the answer)
User Liu Bei (anonymous) asked: What is the experience of pretending to fail?
User Cao Cao replied: I was defeated in Chibi that year, but in fact, it was nothing. It's just that I laughed three times on the way to retreat, and I was slapped in the face on the spot... Don't talk about it, it's all tears when you talk too much
(Zhao Yun, Zhang Fei, Guan Yu and other 3 people agreed with the answer)
User Zhuge Liang replied: On the top floor, pretending to be forced to be →_→
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User Ma Tan asked: How to show off elegantly that you know the art of war?
User Zhuge Liang replied: Don't be naughty, hurry back to the village, Meng Huo's kid came to die again!
User Wang Ping replied: Although I can't understand what you say, I still feel that you are stupid.
(Gao Xiang, Wu Yi, Wei Yan and other 3 people agreed with the answer)
User Zhang He replied: Fight a battle and let them know that you only know the art of war
(Cao Zhen agrees with the answer and comments: +1)
User Cao Xiu asked: How to call filial piety to mother?
User Lu Ji replied: Remember to bring oranges to your mother to taste when you attend a banquet!
(Kong Rong agrees with the answer)
User Wang Xiang replied: I begged for carp lying on the ice, and I was moved by the river god!
User Meng Ren replied: I cried bamboo shoots and moved the god of agriculture!
User Wang Rong replied: After my mother passed away, although I was sad in my heart, I was not even moved by myself.
(Ruan Ji, Ji Kang, Xiang Xiu, Shan Tao and other 6 people agreed with the answer)
User Cao Cao (anonymous) asked: What is the experience of still having charm?
User Chen Qian replied: Thank you!
(541 people, including anonymous users, Guan Yu, Dong Zhuo, and Zuo Ci, agreed with the answer)
User Diao Chan replied: [Picture]
(509 people, including anonymous users, Guan Yu, Dong Zhuo, and Zuo Ci, agreed with the answer)
User Zhen Ji replied: [Picture]
(472 people, including anonymous users, Guan Yu, Dong Zhuo, and Zuo Ci, agreed with the answer)
User Zou replied: [Picture]
(456 people, including anonymous users, Guan Yu, Dong Zhuo, and Zuo Ci, agreed with the answer)
User Da Qiao replied: [Picture]
(394 people, including anonymous users, Guan Yu, Dong Zhuo, and Zuo Ci, agreed with the answer)
User Xiao Qiao replied: [Picture]
(381 people, including anonymous users, Guan Yu, Dong Zhuo, and Zuo Ci, agreed with the answer)
User Cai Wenji replied: [Picture]
(338 people, including anonymous users, Guan Yu, Dong Zhuo, and Zuo Ci, agreed with the answer)
User Yan Liang asked: Before the expedition, Liu Bei's guy told me that his younger brother might be in Cao Ying, with a red face and a big beard, and if he is there, he will defect to me! Am I going to be famous?
User Liu Bei replied: The general can rest assured, my second brother will definitely help the general!
User Song Xian replied: It's time for me to make contributions!
(Wei Xu and Hou Cheng agreed with the answer)
User Xu Huang replied: Watch me fix you tomorrow!
(Xu Chu agrees with the answer)
User Cheng Yu (anonymous) replied: What? I need to report to my lord!
User Guan Yu (anonymous) replied: I seem to know what to do
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