Chapter 41: Passing the Five Levels Up

Getting up from the pile of freaks who said that plants are not plants and animals are not animals, Yang Yi and Wei Er calmed down, and saw that Li Shu'er was holding his arms in front of them and watching them laugh, so he walked over, looked at Li Shu'er and asked, "Uncle, what kind of trouble are you doing, we won't give up if you don't play to death, right?" ”

"Don't chirp crookedly, the river of the dead has arrived, see it, that's it." Li Shu'er stretched out his hand and pointed, and Yang Yi and Wei Ergou saw a huge river in front of them, the river surface was wide, and there was a mist like steaming on the river surface after snow.

On the opposite bank, there is another cliff with thousands of walls, and the River of Death is sandwiched between the two cliffs.

"This is the River of Death? And what about the ship? Looking at the river that was as calm as oil, Yang Yi looked at it for a long time and didn't find the ferry, so he asked.

Naturally, there are boats. Li Shu'er slowly took out the rune paper that Lao Wei gave him, picked up the soil on the ground, inserted three incense sticks and lit it, and then prayed silently, and then the rune paper was incinerated into ashes and sprinkled into the river, and after a while, he heard a sound of "hoa" in the water, and a big black turtle came out of the bottom of the river, swam to the shore and looked at Li Shu'er and them, as if waiting for them to go up.

"Thisβ€”This is the ship?" Yang Yi looked at the giant turtle and was dumbfounded.

"yes, what's the matter, you still wish it was a ship for sailors?" Uncle Li looked at Yang Yi with some amusement and teased.

"No, it's just a little accidental, anyway, I'm used to being surprised along the way, and it's not bad this time, hehe" Yang Yi laughed self-deprecatingly, and was about to climb on the turtle's back.

Wei Ergou was not as surprised as Yang Yi about using turtles as a boat, but he seemed to be very interested, and he didn't forget to be funny with Uncle Li when he climbed: "Uncle, our master and apprentice are going to the West Heaven Daughter Country to get sperm, ah, this guy, even the Wang Ba cover has come out, it's too good, hehe"

"Since ancient times, the turtle is a spiritual creature, immortal for thousands of years, it can enlighten the gods, and it can pass through ghosts. Do you think this turtle is an ordinary thing? What a child's view! Uncle Li glared at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou and asked them not to speak disrespectfully about this giant turtle.

Hearing Li Shu'er say this, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, who were sitting on the cold and slippery back of the turtle, felt an eerie chill inexplicably, and couldn't help but close their mouths at the same time, not daring to talk nonsense anymore.

After Uncle Li got on the turtle's back, he patted the giant turtle and said, "I'm tired, I will reward you when I go up," and the giant turtle slowly left the shore and swam towards the center of the river.

"I tell you, don't look at this river as calm as a mirror, but it is a hidden murderous intention, walk a little longer, we will enter a narrow water, on both sides are full of strange rocks and craggy cliffs, and thick fog, after entering the fog, your mind will be confused by all kinds of confusion, you will also enter all kinds of illusions, remember, you must remember, no matter what you see, it is all fake, it is those ghosts who are trying to confuse your mind with their minds, once you are swayed by the illusion, do what you should not do, Then your three souls and seven spirits will be trapped here forever, which is why throughout the ages, there are only a handful of people who can return to the yang world through the river of rebirth, understand? Seeing that the giant tortoise was about to enter an estuary in front of him that looked like the mouth of a gourd, Uncle Li couldn't help but look at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou with a solemn face.

"Uncle, is it so mysterious?" Wei Ergou's face turned white, but he still looked at Uncle Li with a strong smile, "Isn't it with you to escort you?" We're afraid of a hammer, hehe."

"If you want to go to the river, you have to rely on your own strength, if I help you, then the giant turtle will bring all three of us to the bottom of the river, and no one will want to go out again, don't believe it, right? Look at ......" Uncle Li stretched out his hand, pulled a few hairs from Wei Ergou's head and threw them into the river, and the hair sank into the river in an instant.

"This river is not a river, but a ghost with a grudge that will not float a feather, and if you sink into the river, you will be sucked into the bottom of the river, and then you will know what the nineteenth layer of hell looks like." Uncle Li clapped his hands, and his cloudy eyes told Yang Yi and Wei Ergou that what the old liar said this time was 100% true.

"Life and death are all in one thought, this is also a kind of cultivation, breaking the five levels of greed, hatred, stupidity, slowness, and doubt here, you can be regarded as officially entering the Daomen." Uncle Li closed his eyelids and said lifelessly.

Yang Yi and Wei Ergou looked at each other, and said in their hearts, what kind of practice do you still have the heart to talk to us about, your heart is really bigger than that old nest melon, rub!

"No, what are you talking about, greedy for chronic diseases? What kind of disease is this? "Wei Ergou is really a superb foodie, at this time, don't forget to eat it.

"Stupid, greedy, hateful, stupid, slow, suspicious, your mother, if you don't care about it, I think nine out of ten of you will stay here!" Uncle Li glanced at Wei Ergou angrily and sighed, "Remember, if you really can't hold it, bite the tip of your tongue and spray the illusion you see with tongue blood, you can crack it." However, by this point, your yang energy is almost exhausted, and the blood on your tongue is not as abundant as it is in the yang world, so don't waste it, remember? ”

Yang Yi and Wei Ergou nodded, and involuntarily rolled the strip in their mouths, wishing to turn it into a blood bag.

"Okay, the giant turtle is about to enter the Five Passes, so you can ask for more blessings." Uncle Li glanced at the gourd-shaped estuary that kept emitting billowing gray mist, and said in a low voice.

"Come, let's hold hands, even if we are fascinated by the time, we will take care of each other." Wei Ergou pulled Yang Yi's hand and said.

"Okay, let's be in love then." Yang Yi looked at the estuary that seemed to be a crematorium, and couldn't help but tremble, and in order to divert this bad emotion, he casually made a joke.

"I'm grass, are you a special Qing Dynasty person, and you even understand the basic situation?" Wei Ergou looked at Yang Yi in surprise and shouted.

Yang Yi knew that he had left his mouth, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and he didn't know how to justify, but fortunately, the giant turtle entered the narrow estuary at the right time, and the thick fog like cooking smoke made Li Shu'er, Yang Yi, and Wei Ergou all shut their mouths in an instant.

The fog was very thick, and Li Shu'er and Wei Ergou were close but they were not visible, Yang Yi's heart tightened, and he couldn't help but hold Wei Ergou's fat hand even harder, but he felt that Wei Ergou's hand was wet and cold and slippery, and he couldn't hold it, he knew that something was different, but he instinctively didn't want to let go, and was about to ask Wei Ergou out loud, when he felt that something was squirming in his hand, he hurriedly withdrew his hand, and saw that his hand was full of leeche-like black insects, and he couldn't help but be shocked, and shook his hand vigorously, and those leeches suddenly turned into black copper coins and fell, and "Ding Dong." "Audible.

Yang Yi was shocked, and when he tried it with his feet, he was shocked again: where is the shell of the giant turtle under his feet, it is clearly the stone floor.

Yang Yi looked around in a hurry, there were no Li Shu'er and Wei Ergou around him at all, and he was left standing in a valley surrounded by flowers, trees, and stones.

"Hallucination, your mother must be an illusion." Yang Yiqiang pressed his little heart that was about to jump out wildly, comforted himself, and then reached out to touch the flowers and plants in front of him, grandma's, those flowers and plants turned out to be real.

Yang Yi bit his finger, it hurt so much that he almost didn't pump his mouth, it hurt, it hurts.

"Mom, is this real, not an illusion?" Yang Yi was a little unconfident, but he still remembered Uncle Li's previous instructions, so he stood in place and shouted a few times Uncle Li and Wei Ergou, but in vain he heard the terrible echo in the empty valley, which added a little fear.

"Hallucinations, hallucinations, grass, scare me, I'm not fooled, what can I do!" Yang Yi cheered himself up, but as soon as he raised his foot, he didn't dare to take a step, in case he saw that the land in front of him was really a barrier, wouldn't he fall into the river of death where his hair sank to the bottom?

Just as he was hesitating, through the thick fog, Yang Yi saw Wei Ergou groping in front of him.

"Brother dog, fat man, can you hear me?" Seeing Wei Ergou suddenly, Yang Yi was overjoyed and couldn't help shouting, but Wei Ergou seemed to be deaf to him, and he still walked forward, as if he was looking for something.

"Your uncle, you don't fucking look like a dog, you're not sensitive at all." Yang Yi saw Wei Ergou stumbling forward, hated and scolded, and was afraid that he would be in danger of walking blindly, so he hesitated for a moment and stretched his right foot forward, and found that the ground was really hard, gritted his teeth, took a step, it was completely real land, and then looked at Wei Ergou walking in front of him, Yang Yi said that he would die, and then strode towards Wei Ergou.

After running for a while, Yang Yi finally caught up with Wei Ergou, and reached out to pat Wei Ergou on the shoulder from behind: "Where did you run, why did you run away without even squeaking, it's really not exquisite." ”

Wei Ergou was taken aback, and when he turned around and saw that it was Yang Yi, he let out a sigh of relief and said: "You scared me to death, I still want to ask you, where have you been, by the way, be quiet, don't scare away my baby." ”

Seeing Wei Ergou mysteriously looking into the grass with his little eyes, as if he was looking for something, Yang Yi couldn't help but ask curiously, "What's the matter, did you find ginseng?" By the way, what about Uncle Li, do you see others? ”

"Uncle Li? Leave him alone, tell you, we are brothers, I count you as a share," Wei Ergou looked at Yang Yi nervously and excitedly, with a look of concern, "I found the emperor of the earth, we are rich, haha"

"Rehmannia? Why don't you say that you found the bezoar, and then match it with the dog treasure you bring, well, you are rich, if you dare to sell your waist again, you will be completely fatal, hum" Yang Yi looked at Wei Ergou, who was following the madness, and said with a smile.