Chapter 40: The River of Death Is Not a River
"Zhuzhu, where is Zhuzhu, let me see, let me see......" Uncle Li'er's old and helpless voice sounded, and Yang Yi and Wei Ergou felt sad for a while.
At this moment, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou moved a huge suction force towards them, and then they were involuntarily pulled out of the ground by an invisible force.
When they came to their senses, they were already standing on the desert of Shatuoling again, and Uncle Li and the beautiful woman looked at them calmly.
"You all saw it?" Uncle Li smiled, laughing so much that Yang Yi and Wei Ergou trembled, Wei Ergou looked at the faces of Uncle Li and the beautiful woman tremblingly, and said with a smile: "What, we haven't seen anything, don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent ......"
"Grass, what a mess, why are we being rude?" Uncle Li laughed angrily at Wei Ergou's obscene appearance, and as soon as he raised his hand, Wei Ergou screamed: "Uncle, you want to kill people and kill people, spare your life!" ”
"You two apprentices......" The beautiful woman glanced at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, shook her head, and didn't continue, but Yang Yi and Wei Ergou also guessed that the second half of the sentence would definitely not be good, and if they didn't say it, it would save face for them.
"They are Puyu now, but as long as they are carved a little, they are He's Bi, and maybe this is the only thing I have done right in my life." Uncle Li touched Wei Ergou's head, glanced at Yang Yi kindly, and immediately changed his words: "I hope so."
"Rub, hurt people's self-esteem." Yang Yi's old face turned red and muttered in a low voice.
"Alright, I'll let the poisonous insects and the beasts under the sand make a passage for you, and you should go." The beautiful woman said quietly.
"I ...... Beads...... What ...... that" Uncle Li snorted for a long time, and finally sighed heavily and said, "Take care of Zhuzhu for me, please." ”
After that, Uncle Li secretly wiped the corners of his eyes, and beckoned Yang Yi and Wei Ergou to go with him.
"You follow this silk to take away, but you can keep the road safe." The beautiful woman tore off the snow ribbon around her waist and threw it away in the wind, and the ribbon was like a dragon, flying in mid-air to guide Uncle Li and them.
"Zhuzhu is very cute, we like her very much, let's say goodbye to her for us." After thinking about it, Yang Yi still mustered up the courage to say to the beautiful woman who had regained her cold look.
"Thank you." The beautiful woman's eyes flashed with gratitude, and she disappeared in an instant.
"Let's go, let's go," Uncle Li looked at the place where the beautiful woman had stood, and took out the wine gourd that was inseparable from him with a lonely expression, and after raising his head and taking a big sip, he said in a mournful voice: "The willow silk is gentle." Smoke weaves into sorrow. Begonias do not rain, pear blossoms snow first, half of the spring break. Now the past is difficult to revisit, and the dream surrounds the Qin Tower. Acacia only on, clove branches, cardamom tips ......"
Shatuoling suddenly winded, the yellow sand was flying, charming eyes, Li Shu'er's desolate voice lingered between the flying sand, adding a bit of sadness to this already desolate desert, and Yang Yi and Wei Ergou were also sad for no reason, and their hearts were greatly depressed.
Fortunately, with the white ribbon to guide the way, Uncle Li and they did not encounter danger along the way, and an hour later, the three of them had already walked to the edge of the desert, and in front of them was the red Pingchuan.
"This is the Bloody Beach, the Yellow Emperor and Chiyou have fought here, bleeding thousands of miles, the land is red, the ghosts and gods are afraid of the bloody murder here and stay away, I don't know if you are afraid or not." Walking here, Uncle Li finally stopped chanting poetry, which made Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, who were almost out of appetite all the way, finally breathe a sigh of relief.
"Stretching out your head is a knife, shrinking your head is also a knife, I'm afraid of what's the matter, go." Wei Ergou looked at the bloody beach, grinned with a big mouth, and began to pretend again.
"Okay, it's a bloody man, with a bit of the demeanor of my youth, hehe" Uncle Li bared his teeth and said unashamedly.
"Are you talking about weight? I believe this, you look at you now, you are still so tall and majestic, it can be called the treasure of the town, hehe" Seeing that Uncle Li'er's mood improved, Yang Yi hurriedly gaged, so as not to let him recite poetry sadly, and I really can't afford to listen to it.
"Grass, you two little beasts who don't know how to respect the teacher, bastards, always take it as a teacher, right, when I can't see the ring ruler?" Uncle Li looked at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou with a fake anger and a real smile, it seemed that he already regarded Yang Yi and Wei Ergou as his apprentices.
"Uncle, don't be close, the two of us haven't served tea yet, it's not a formal apprenticeship, this is what you said." Wei Ergou seized the flaw in Uncle Li's words and squeezed him.
"Grass ......" Uncle Li blinked his eyes, couldn't answer, and when he was angry, he turned around and left, picking up stubble and chanting poetry.
"Grass your uncle, dead fatty, I have the fucking heart to kill you now." Yang Yi gestured his middle finger towards Wei Ergou, and he was angry.
"You have to know how to appreciate traditional culture, listen to it, it's mediocre, it's like rapping, how beautiful...... Eh, I'm going to fucking vomit for a while......" Wei Ergou still stiffened his mouth, but the twitching corners of his mouth finally betrayed his heart.
"The highest level of pretending to be a coercion is to use meat and hemp as a **, hey." Yang Yi looked at Uncle Li's back, sighed secretly, and followed with a bowed head.
On the side, Wei Ergou vomited "vomiting, ahh
The bloody beach was like volcanic ash, and when you stepped into it, it was as soft as a swamp, and it was very laborious to walk. In the meantime, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou could still feel soft creatures swimming underneath, bumping into their legs from time to time.
"Uncle, there won't be a snake or anything down here, right?" Seeing that Uncle Li walked very freely, Yang Yi had a bottom in his heart, but he couldn't help but ask.
"The thing below here is called Ran Dan, and he can freely travel to and from the eighteenth layer of hell, living by eating the flesh and blood of the ghosts who were tortured in the Punishment Hell and the Daoshan Hell, and he is also a cleansing officer in the underworld, so it's okay." Uncle Li replied easily.
"Why are the things in this underworld so domineering, I'll go." Wei Ergou sighed in a low voice.
"Okay, the river of death is ahead, you have to cheer up, this river of death is extraordinary, and it is very dangerous." Hearing the sound of the river in front of him, Uncle Li'er's face changed and became nervous.
"Uncle, aren't we able to return to the yang world along the river of death, why are you so nervous?" Yang Yi saw that Uncle Li, who had been relaxing all the way, fell to this last pass, but he was inexplicably nervous, and he was puzzled in his heart, so he asked.
"Passing away, the arm is like a woman giving birth, any danger can happen, there will be a child's birthday, the mother is difficult, the danger is self-evident, this life is like the birth of a human heart, if it is so easy, this ancient and present, why should the ghosts in the underworld go to the six reincarnations to be reincarnated, just go upstream from this river of rebirth to be reincarnated, isn't it?" Uncle Li glared at Yang Yi, "If you want to cross this river of death, you can't get by without picking up a few layers of skin." Of course, if it is a person who has a fate, it is also a little easier. ”
"Then are we destined?" Wei Ergou asked.
"You'll have to try it to find out." Uncle Li's little eyes rolled, and he said the same thing as if he didn't say it.
When they arrived at the riverside of the Afterlife River, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou's eyes widened in an instant,, what kind of drink is this, it is clearly a cliff more than a thousand feet high!
Standing on the edge of the cliff, looking at the black clouds steaming and bottomless below, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou turned their legs and stomachs to the front, the brothers helped each other to sit on the ground, looked up at Uncle Li, who looked as usual, and asked with a bitter face: "Uncle, tell the truth, we won't beat you, did you go the wrong way, it's okay, let's go back, okay?" ”
"This is the river of death, what's wrong?" Uncle Li said with a horizontal eyeball.
"Uncle, you said you, let me tell you what's good, it's obviously a desert, you don't say it's a ridge, it's a cliff, you don't say it's a river, no, you're wearing Anta shoes, why are you so unusual, hey, I'm on fire with you, when can you say something accurate!" Wei Ergou looked at the serious Uncle Li, and was really speechless and sobbed.
"Uh-huh, let me ask you, why is this ghost reincarnated called reincarnation?" Uncle Li was intent on torturing Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, and asked unhurriedly.
"Reincarnation is not reincarnation...... What? You're not going to let us jump and jump down from here, are you? Yang Yi stood up suddenly, looked at Uncle Li with a frightened expression, and couldn't say anything.
"Yes! What, in order not to get you too excited, Uncle will make a sample first. Uncle Li laughed loudly, and then walked to the edge of the cliff step by step.
"Uncle, have you been troubled?" Yang Yi and Wei Ergou stopped Uncle Li, not knowing if Uncle Li was really playing or what he was doing.
"Do you think I'm joking?" Uncle Li pushed Yang Yi and Wei Ergou away, and jumped down the cliff.
"Jump or not, follow you, the boat waits for no one......" Under the cliff, Uncle Li's long voice came.
"Shall I go, to jump or not to jump?" Wei Ergou looked at Yang Yi and asked.
"What do you say, oh, mom, it's so high......" On the cliff, the remaining Wei Ergou heard Yang Yi's endless screams below.
"Grass, I'm really in the rhythm of death, following the old way and messing around with such a second goods, Mrs. Grandpa, I'll follow you!" Wei Ergou snorted for a while, closed his eyes, and jumped down.
Yang Yi and Wei Ergou felt the wind whirring in their ears, and gradually, they felt tightness in their chests and shortness of breath, and their eyes were black, as if they were about to faint.
Finally, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou fell on a pile of soft things one after another, but fortunately they were not injured.
In the middle of the sound, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou got up, looked closely, and found that they had landed on the dense bushes, but the shrubs were very strange, not composed of branches and leaves like the trees in the sun, but composed of many soft bodies that seemed to be writhing like tentacles, no wonder they felt so elastic when they landed on them.
It's no wonder that Uncle Li jumped down so unhesitatingly, it seems that he already knew that there was this thing at the bottom of this, so he would jump down so "bravely", wipe, since he knows, why didn't Mao say it earlier?