Mrs. Qiu sighed and said a few words in the Cantonese dialect that I almost couldn't understand, and I could barely hear what she meant that her son was stupid like this, and what normal woman would want to marry him. Mr. Qiu said: "It would be good if I hugged my grandson, now we are only 50 years old, and our bodies are also strong, and when my grandson grows up, I can serve his parents." can also take care of us by the way, and then we can enjoy the blessings! ”

I can only smile and shake my head at this kind of thought, thinking that this calculation seems to make sense, but if your grandson is not yet an adult, who will take care of your old couple if they get sick all their lives?

When the food came, Mr. and Mrs. Qiu let their son eat like coaxing a one-year-old child, and I was surprised that he would actually eat by himself with a spoon. Mrs. Qiu used a spoon to feed her daughter-in-law, and I was surprised that this woman actually had to be guided by others even to chew and swallow. Looking at her like this, I don't even think I'm very good at eating, and sitting at the same table with two such people is completely out of appetite.

While eating, I suddenly heard a familiar voice, and then smelled the strong stench, when the waiter came to serve the food, and smoked her so much that she almost buckled the plate on Mr. Qiu's head, covering her nose and her face was green. And I'm even worse, I'm drinking pimple soup. Hearing the voice, smelling the smell, and looking at the pimples in the bowl, I vomited out all the stuff in my mouth.

Mrs. Qiu was very experienced, and immediately pulled her daughter-in-law up from her seat, and she had to grab the rice spoon on the table, it seemed that she hadn't eaten enough, but she was forcibly dragged away by Mrs. Qiu. Mr. Qiu asked the waiter where the bathroom was, and the waiter covered his nose and pointed to the corner.

If I could still eat this meal, I wouldn't be human, so I walked quickly to the door of the hotel and gasped for a while before I could be relieved. Mr. Qiu also walked out, his face full of helplessness. I offered to ask him to pay the balance, and the two went to a nearby bank, and Mr. Qiu took out 3,000 yuan to me, and I typed the receipt. Say goodbye to Mr. Qiu and take the subway to Beijing Station to go home.

On the way, I received a text message from Mr. Qiu, asking me to come up with an idea on how to get his daughter-in-law to recite the mantra by herself. I was also thinking about this question, so I didn't reply at first, but pulled out a client who works as a surgeon in Shanghai from my phone and asked him to help me ask about the chances of two children with severe intellectual disabilities having normal intelligence.

The customer texted back half an hour later: "There is a higher chance of being picked up than deliberately throwing your wallet on the ground." "I thought to myself that this is miserable, when the time comes, Mr. Qiu will not scold me. But thinking about it again, it will be ten months at the earliest, and maybe Mr. Qiu will forget about me by then, what the hell are you doing!

I texted Mr. Qiu back: "I really can't help this, otherwise you should go to the hospital and ask the psychiatrist, they are more professional than us." ”

About ten days later, Mr. Qiu called me and said that he had returned to his hometown in Guangdong, but they tried all kinds of tricks and did not teach his daughter-in-law to recite this mantra. She couldn't even pronounce her own name. The spell was almost like killing her. I really can't help it, so I just asked the Thai side.

called Lao Xie, and as soon as he told him about the situation, he almost laughed out of anger: "Brother Tian, you can also deal with this kind of customer, you are really patient." I think it's better to leave it alone, he is willing to ask for cards, as for how to use it. That's none of your business. "I said that the customer would pester me again in the future, and you can help me come up with ideas.

Lao Xie thought for a while: "Otherwise, let that stupid woman's old woman use the heart spell as a beginner and wear it herself, if Nanping's mother can enter the spirit, let her make a wish in her dream, and see Nanping's mother's reaction, if its yin spirit agrees, isn't it okay?" ”

"In other words, or let someone else worship in the place of that stupid woman?" I asked. Lao Xie said that it can only be like this, anyway, I can't think of a better way to let her only worship and not wear it. After hanging up, I called Fang Gang again, and he sneered a few times: "I have the best idea." ”

I hurriedly asked him to speak quickly, and Fang Gang said, "Go to bed." "I knew he was going to say that, and just about to ask again, he said that he was about to undress and start the massage, and hung up the phone.

Lying on the bed and thinking about it for a long time, I felt that Lao Xie's method was the only choice, so I sent a text message to Mr. Qiu, asked his wife to go to worship, and told him a lot of precautions.

Mr. Qiu asked: "You mean, what Nanping mother in this Buddha card can still communicate with people in dreams?" "I said it's very likely, just get your wife ready.

The next day, Mr. Qiu called again and said that he had asked his wife to recite the mantra seriously last night, but he didn't have any dreams. I said there might be one later, just wait slowly, or I'll do it again at midnight. The next morning, Mr. Qiu called again, this time in an excited tone, saying that his wife had really dreamed of a woman last night and asked her what she wanted. The wife said as instructed that she wanted to ask it to bless her daughter-in-law with a smooth pregnancy. To give birth to a healthy big fat boy, it must be a boy.

"That woman is Nanping's mother," I said quickly, "how did it answer?" ”

Mr. Qiu said happily, "It didn't speak. My wife said this several times, and then she suddenly woke up. "I thought to myself that this is not quite right, Nanping mother's Buddha card I have also sold twenty or thirty yuan in the past two years, although not every customer can dream with Nanping mother after doing the entry. But as long as the dream is passed, Nanping's mother will say that she can bless the worshipper, but why didn't Mrs. Qiu get the promise?

I asked, "Didn't I teach you how I did it in the first place, why do you have to say that Nanping's mother will bless your daughter-in-law to give birth to a boy?" Isn't it okay for girls? ”

"Of course not!" Mr. Qiu said confidently, "If you don't give birth to a boy, how can you renew the incense for our old Qiu family." "I really want to hit back at him and say that with your son's stupidity, what do you think he can do. Of course, this kind of remark can only become a subtext, and it has to be echoed on the surface, but I said: "Although the Yin Spirit has mana, it is also limited, and you can't make any wishes." If your daughter-in-law does not have the life to give birth to a boy, and your wife has to ask for a boy when she worships, I am afraid that the yin spirit will not be able to help. ”

Mr. Qiu was obviously not very happy: "Boss Tian, you didn't say that at the beginning, you said that this Buddha card is very effective, and you can do anything." "I said that you didn't say that you had to give birth to a boy, but only said that you would bless your daughter-in-law with a smooth pregnancy and a healthy child. Mr. Qiu said: "What I said at the beginning was that I wanted my daughter-in-law to give birth to a big fat boy!" "I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with him, just say you can do it yourself, in short, according to the method I said, use more mantras to worship. Liquor should be high-quality and high-quality liquor, and it should be replaced when it deteriorates. If you dream with Nanping's mother again, it's best not to say that you have to have a boy.

Two months later, Mr. Qiu called me twice. said that his daughter-in-law had successfully conceived, Shi's IVF operation was successful, one of the twins was lost, and the remaining fetus developed normally. I said this is a good thing, and he said that in the past two months, his wife has dreamed with Nanping's mother a few times, and I asked your wife if she had to ask for a grandson, and he said: "Of course I want to mention it, I just want to see what Nanping's mother says." But it's so strange that it doesn't answer every time, and only says the last time, 'It's okay to change', isn't it ineffective? ”

I said, "If it doesn't work, how can she dream of Nanping's mother?" If you ask for it from another poker dealer, it is not necessarily real or fake. But again, your son and his wife are stupid like this, and the chance that your offspring will also be mentally retarded is very high. Invite Nanping's mother, it is a great luck to be able to bless your daughter-in-law with a healthy child, so don't ask too much. That sentence that must be changed is not very good, which probably means that your daughter-in-law is destined to give birth to a girl. If you dream with Nanping's mother again, don't change your words. ”

Unexpectedly, my words angered Mr. Qiu, and he raised his voice on the phone, very unhappy: "How do you talk? What does it mean to be stupid like this? What is intellectual retardation? The two of them are just a little dumber than others, as for you to scandalize them like this? ”

This made me speechless, so I had to change my words and say yes, yes, stupid, anyway, I said everything I should have said, and you don't have to ask me anything in the future.