Mr. Qiu said, "Why can't I ask you? You sold me this thing! "I said that the Buddha card is genuine, and I will tell you how to use it, I have fulfilled the responsibility of a card dealer, and there is no other obligation. After hanging up the phone, I thought to myself that people are really the most complex animals in the world, and my son is obviously stupid like this, and even the most basic functions of male animals have been lost, but he still said that he was just a little stupid. But then I thought about it. Although Mr. Qiu is conservative, he is not stupid, he knows very well what his son is stupid, but he doesn't want to face it, and if he is like my son, he may be even more angry than him if he is called stupid, long live understanding.

When I got in touch with Mr. Qiu again, it was seven months later. A lot of complicated things have happened between me and these people I know well over such a long period of time. But the meal should be eaten in one bite, and readers who are familiar with me know the habit, so let's finish this matter first.

That day, Mr. Qiu called me, and as soon as I answered it, I heard his ugly cry. I thought to myself that this is a dead relative, otherwise I wouldn't have cried so sadly. After so long, I forgot about Mr. Qiu, and it was only when he cried that he subsided and told me about the situation that I remembered his story again. Only after careful questioning will you know. Mr. Qiu's daughter-in-law had a successful cesarean section in the hospital (the doctor was afraid that the stupid woman would not understand how to do it, so she had to have a cesarean section), and the baby that came out was really a male fetus.

Mr. Qiu and his wife were so happy that they burst into tears, but they were not happy too early, and the doctor found out when he was doing a routine examination of the baby. The child was dull to sound and light, and his expression was in a daze, and the doctor judged that he was mentally retarded, and it was severe, because he could not even take the initiative to feed, so he could only be fed by the nurse with a bottle in his mouth.

"Why is this happening? Didn't you say that it was a miracle to be able to dream with Nanping's mother, but it didn't bless my daughter-in-law with a healthy child! Mr. Qiu said.

I smiled helplessly: "I made it very clear to you at the beginning, don't ask too much, you have to say that you want a boy." Why do other people's yin spirits listen to you? Besides, you and your wife are both able-bodied people, and they can also give birth to mentally retarded sons, not to mention that young couples are not able-bodied, and it is normal to give birth to mentally retarded. ”

Mr. Qiu looked very angry: "Do you think I am willing to give birth to a stupid son?" If it weren't for me and my wife—" He suddenly paused, and didn't finish the second half of his sentence. I immediately asked, Mr. Qiu didn't say anything, I wanted to break the topic, I said goodbye, just about to hang up, Mr. Qiu said loudly: "Okay, good." I say! What's the use of saying it? My wife and I are dragon and phoenix fetuses! ”

I didn't understand: "What? You and your wife are dragon and phoenix fetuses? Who are you...... Is it a brother or sister? "Mr. Qiu said yes, I was dumbfounded, and at the same time suddenly realized, only then did I understand why his son was a fool. I ask you too ignorant to know that close relatives can't get married, you are still brothers and sisters.

Mr. Qiu said, "What can I do! There is this saying here, saying that if the dragon and phoenix fetus do not get married, there will be disaster. "I really didn't expect that there are such stupid customs in China now, so I made fun of him and said yes, it makes sense, you see that your daughter-in-law is also a fool, her parents are not close relatives, and they also gave birth to intellectual retardation.

"Her parents are also brothers and sisters, we are all in the same county, and the customs are the same." Mr. Qiu replied.

I was completely petrified, I couldn't say anything, I felt that it was superfluous.

I listened to Mr. Qiu arguing on the phone for a long time, and then I simply put the phone on the table and let him argue over there, and I went to do something else. After more than ten minutes, I went into the house and picked up my phone and saw that it had hung up.

After that, I received several more phone calls and text messages from him to accuse me, but it only lasted for a few dozen days, and gradually disappeared after a text message, Mr. Qiu sent it like this: "A profiteer like you will not end well." Two months later, I took my son and daughter-in-law to the hospital in Guangzhou for another IVF. I don't believe that I can't give birth to a healthy big fat grandson! ”

Seeing the content of this text message, I was speechless, wondering if this person was crazy and had to let two fools give birth to smart children. I especially wanted to reply to the text message to get him to give up this stupid idea, but it was useless to think about it. If the persuasion had helped, Mr. Qiu would not have brought his son and his wife to Beijing Hospital. For such people, ignorance and ignorance have penetrated deeply into their bones, and no one can change them.

After selling Buddhist cards for two or three years, I have met more than one ignorant customer. But there are often new discoveries. Like this Mr. Qiu and his wife, a family of four, they have already refreshed the strange lower limit of my customers. I remember that I was still in Thailand for a while, and I told my cousin about this, and he also said that there was a high school classmate who was like this, but it was not as exaggerated as Mr. Qiu, and the classmate's parents were also close relatives who married, and the cousins of the two aunts were brothers, but the children born were very healthy, so the classmates' villagers said that it was okay for close relatives to get married, and the country was redundant. How good is the internal digestion between relatives, they know each other, and they don't have to worry about character problems, even if there are any contradictions, they can be solved, anyway, everyone is relatives. Kiss on kiss.

I don't dare to imagine what will become of this family of five when Mr. Qiu and his wife have to support three fools, and when they grow old and get sick and need to take care of themselves. What I don't dare to think about is that when they are bedridden or die, who will feed those three fools. Whether it is the state or the individual, it is a burden, and I especially hate this kind of person, because he is extremely ignorant, which not only brings trouble to others, but also suffers the person concerned.

After that, I called Fang Gang and mentioned it while chatting. Fang Gang laughed happily, saying that he had never seen such a strange thing. Two fools can't even do that, it's better than a pair of pigs. I said, "It's a shame that you can still laugh, it's so miserable, it's not easy to be able to live as a person, and the great opportunity was wasted by the four parents of those two fools." They are born with severe intellectual retardation, and they themselves are sad. ”

Fang Gang said, "How do you know they're sad? "I said stupid like this, isn't it sad, Fang Gang laughed. I asked you suspiciously, and Fang Gang said, "Tell you, the happiest person in the world is a fool!" ”

"Why?" I asked.

Fang Gang continued: "From eating to dressing. There are people waiting for you, and you don't have to go to the toilet to poop and pee, you can pull when you want. You don't have to go to work, you don't have to go to school, and you don't have to think about what you say when you go on a blind date, or whether you bring money when you go out to play. You don't have to worry about anything in your life. When the family is dead, there is still the government in charge, how chic he has lived in this life, I really envy it. ”

I never expected Fang Gang to envy this kind of person, so I asked if you would like to become a fool immediately. Fang Gang said angrily: "You immediately became a fool, fucking crow's mouth!" "I laughed and said that you just said that you were envious to death. Fang Gang said, envy is envy, people have their own fate, since God didn't let me be born a fool, it means that I am worried about my life, and I can't force it.

"Yes, yes," I said with a smile, "if you become a fool and don't know how to do things like horses and chickens, let alone do that kind of thing with women, isn't it interesting?" ”

Fang Gang snorted: "Then I might as well find a piece of tofu and kill me!" ”

Let's go back in time again to the time when Mr. Qiu and I just separated from Beijing, and stayed in Shenyang for a few days, when I called Lao Xie to ask for goods, mentioning that I was left behind, Lao Xie asked me if I had ever suspected Dengkang.

In fact, I have also analyzed the person Deng Kang, although he has a good relationship with me, and Fang Gang is considered a person in temperament, but he is more perverse, and he is much more bottomless than Fang Gang. It's not wrong to say that you collect money and do things. After all, he is a head lowering master, and he is engaged in this profession, and he has experienced so many major changes before, and it is estimated that no one can call him a good friend. The ghost king is his master, and that person heard that even his own relatives have descended, not to mention that I am just a friend to Dengkang.

But if you want to say that Dengkang did it, I don't believe it. If he really did it, it seems that he would not come to me to explain this head reduction by his own hands, which is a taboo for the head descending master. Suddenly, I remembered something else. At the beginning, in Hong Kong, I picked up a client named Sister Qiong and asked me to lower the head of her husband, Mr. Jin, and I invited Dengkang. Later, Mr. Jin also found me and wanted to surrender, but I still found Dengkang. This shows that as long as someone is willing to pay for this kind of self-produced and self-sold business, the head lowerer dares to take it quietly, at least Dengkang.