Pan Zhuang said: "I have a problem, that aspect is particularly strong...... I didn't understand for a while, but then I understood, it turned out that he was talking about sexual desire. I ask you how you know if you haven't even had a girlfriend. Pan Zhuang said: "More than two years ago, I had a girlfriend in my hometown of Zhuanghe. He doesn't look good, and his figure is very ordinary. I always wanted to share it with her, but I couldn't find a new one for the time being, so I made do. After dealing with it for more than half a year, she proposed to break up first, because she couldn't stand it. Because I have to do that with her every day. Sometimes it takes two or three times a day, and she can't stand it anymore, so she runs away. ”

As soon as I heard this, I couldn't help but ask, "Can you resist it physically?" ”

"I'm a natural person, I feel uncomfortable if I don't do that for a day, and I have to solve it with my hands when I don't have a girlfriend. Once I was hit by a car, my waist and arm were injured, and I was in the hospital with a cast and splint for half a month, and I couldn't move. I haven't had that for half a month. Later, my eyes were red, my face was feverish, and I was panting like a cow. The nurse asked me what was wrong, and it was normal to take my temperature, I was embarrassed to say, she still had to ask, so I told her that I was too strong in that area, and I couldn't stand it for half a month. The nurse actually ran to tell the head nurse that I was a hooligan, do you think I was wronged? Pan Zhuang replied.

I laughed and said that he was exaggerating, and Pan Zhuang swore that if he lied, he would go out and be hit by a car and die, and I believed it. Thought. God is fair, instead of giving Pan Zhuang handsome, rich and talented, he gave him super sexual function. But God Father is also cruel, people like Pan Zhuang are more difficult to find a girlfriend than death, so that he has such a strong sexual function. Didn't you want him to die? Waile Island.

Turning off the computer, I texted Lao Xie and asked him to help find the kind of positive yin card that can increase the relationship between the opposite sex and the peach blossom. Do not fall into the spirit, and do not have evil cards. Because the nightclub girl Miss Zhu invited the evil brand to shoot the baby, and finally ended up being played to death by the man, although Pan Zhuang and I are not related, but after all, Wang Jiao's friend can't let him be too unlucky.

The next morning, I received several MMS pictures, among which there was a Buddhist card of a popular bird, and the other was a small rectangular sign, with something black on the front, and two metal talismans embedded in it, and the back printed with the Dharma image of a middle-aged man standing, surrounded by several women on the left and right. The accompanying text says that the human bird was made and blessed by Azan Nangya, and he has two stocks in his hand. Because Azan Nangya is everyone's friend, he doesn't make money, so give it to me at cost price. In addition, it is polygamous Kunping cat ointment, which can strongly increase the relationship of the opposite sex, and is made by a white-clothed Azan.

In the past, I only knew about human fate ointment, which is corpse oil, but is cat oil also useful? I texted and asked, and Lao Xie replied that this was not an ordinary cat, but a male cat that died on a full moon night and was in estrus. This kind of cat corpse has spirituality in it, and the corpse oil refined has an excellent effect, and with the fortune charm tube, it can attract partial wealth. The polygamy Kun Ping Dharma on the back shows that the main function of this Buddha card is to promote peach blossoms, and with the blessing of a special popularity method, it can greatly increase the relationship between men of the opposite sex.

It's really alive and learning, and after I repeatedly confirmed that this is the card of Azan in white, I sent the pictures and text to Pan Zhuang through QQ. He didn't know anything about Thai amulets, and when he heard that the cat ointment was made from the oil baked from the corpse of a dead cat, he was so scared that he couldn't type, so he asked me, "Big brother, can you wear this thing?" Scary, right? Doesn't it say that the amulet is made by a monk in a Thai temple? Is the monk so cruel? ”

"The characteristic of Thai Buddhist cards is to use these yin materials to achieve the purpose, otherwise you can ask for a genuine card from the temple casually, and you want to be able to soak the girl every day, then the Chinese do not cut their heads and run to Thailand." The effect of the yin card is good, but it is indeed the yin material, many people are afraid and do not dare, so there are few people who wear the yin card, otherwise the society will have to mess up. I told Pan Zhuang.

Listening to my translation, Pan Zhuang understood a lot, and asked what is polygamy Kunping. I told him that Khun Binh was an ancient Thai general with a strong sexual desire and had to spend the night with multiple women at the same time every night, even if he had to go to war tomorrow, he would have to go on tonight.

Pan Zhuang replied: "Haha, this is my appetite, I was born at the wrong time, if it was placed hundreds of years ago, I wouldn't be a general, and I could sing every night!" ”

I thought to myself, even in ancient times, you couldn't be a general, at most you were a flower thief.

After asking the price, Pan Zhuang thought twice and decided to try the polygamous Kunping's cat ointment. He asked me if I could trade in Shenyang in person, and by the way, he also went to Shenyang to meet Wang Jiao. I said that I was still in Thailand, and I would not be able to go back for a while, so I could only mail it, and I had to pay first, and I could Taobao. Pan Zhuang said that there was no problem, Wang Jiao's cousin he would definitely believe it, but he made another request, let me send it to Wang Jiao's address, and he would go to Shenyang to pick up the goods. In order to meet Wang Jiao, he was also hard enough, so I had to agree, but I had to ask him to ask my cousin's consent first.

In the afternoon, Wang Jiao sent me a QQ message, saying that what happened to Pan Zhuang, he had to send her the Buddha card, and then he went all the way from Dalian to Shenyang to pick it up. I said, "It's not just to see you, but in order to earn this money, you can bear it, and he doesn't dare to do anything to you, just see you." ”

Wang Jiao said: "It's really annoying to him, if it weren't for the money, I wouldn't have seen it." "She gave me the address of the hotel where she worked in Shenyang.

After Pan Zhuang pooled the money for a week, he directly remitted the money to me, saying that it was borrowed from his parents and uncle. I asked Lao Xie to deliver the goods to the hotel where Wang Jiao was in Shenyang, and a few days later, Pan Zhuang sent me a QQ picture, which was a group photo of him and Wang Jiao in a small hotel, Pan Zhuang hung the polywife Kunping around his neck, holding the card body in his hand, and his mouth was almost grinning to the root of his ears, Wang Jiao had a reluctant smile on his face, obviously eager to kick him out.

The money and goods are clear, this Buddha card is given to me by Lao Xie for 2,000, I sold Pan Zhuang for 4,000, and remitted 800 yuan to Wang Jiao's bank card. She was very happy, strictly speaking, this was the first barrel of "iron" she had dug from the amulet business.

I told Pan Zhuang on QQ that the mantra printed on the piece of paper was independent, and I recited it three times in a row at night when no one was at home, and I wore it around my neck every day after that. But for the sake of insurance, it is best not to show it and hide it in your clothes, unless it is too hot to go bare-chested, Pan Zhuang agreed again and again.

Since Wang Jiao got the commission, she has become more energetic, and began to promote Thai Buddha cards all day long, and changed her QQ space from photo albums to logs into Buddhist card knowledge, of course, basically reprinted me. At first, I thought she was a little unprofessional, but then I thought, what is a positive business? Working as a waitress in a hotel, serving dishes to people is not necessarily a serious job, if she can really become my downstream business, it will be a good thing, I used to be a poor worker.

A few days later, Pan Zhuang asked me on QQ: "Brother Tian, I had a dream last night, I dreamed that I was in some palace, and several stripped women were waiting for me on the bed, that was comfortable." Last time you told me that the Buddha card will have a sense with the worshippers, and sometimes have strange dreams, does this count? ”

"It shouldn't be counted, maybe you just invited the Buddha card of the polygamous Kunping, so think about it every day and dream about it at night." I replied.

Pan Zhuang said: "But this dream is too real, and when I woke up in the morning, I actually found that I had run a horse." ”

I laughed and typed to him: "Every normal man has run a horse." "Pan Zhuang said that I am such a big person, I have never run a horse since I was in high school, although I am a horny person, and I often play handjobs, but I never have sexual dreams, so I think it is strange. Listening to him say this, I think it's really the feeling of the Buddha card.

Pan Zhuang said: "I heard that horse racing is more harmful than handjob, so I am a little bottomless. "I told him that this kind of induction between the Buddha card and the Buddha card in the dream is generally only a few times, or even only once, so you don't have to worry, it means that the Buddha card has begun to communicate with you, and in this case, the Buddha card will have an effect.

Listening to my words, Pan Zhuang was very happy. Sure enough, in the next ten days, Pan Zhuang sent me a QQ message, reflecting that he had never had sex dreams again.