I heard the boss's shout from outside the screen: "It's time for machine XXX, is it still new?" Wang Jiao said that she was going to get off the plane and called her if she had something.

At about seven o'clock in the evening, a mobile phone number from Dalian called in, and sure enough, it was this Pan Zhuang. He asked, "Are you Wang Jiao's cousin Tian Qi?" My surname is Pan, so I'm talking about it now! "With a thick Dalian accent.

I said yes. She had already said hello to me. Pan Zhuang smiled: "That's good, that'...... What does she say about me? "I thought to myself that you were embarrassed to ask, so I said, Wang Jiao praised you for being self-motivated, and I knew that you should be praised for asking the Thai Buddha to change yourself. Pan Zhuangle is broken. When I asked me if I was really fake, I thought to myself that people who couldn't even hear good words would probably say goodbye to bicycles.

I asked, "I heard that you want to ask for a Buddhist card that can increase the relationship of the opposite sex." ”

Pan Zhuang said: "Alas, Brother Tian, I don't know what's wrong, but I don't have a woman's relationship and can't find a partner." I'm average, I know that, but I'm not crippled. It's not stupid, it's not like a woman can't be found, right? Pretty no, I'm looking for an ugly one, okay? No, you say weird, isn't it weird? ”

"It's too exaggerated, although there are more men and fewer women in China, I haven't seen any guy fight for a lifetime. Although your conditions are ordinary, at least you are not idle, and you have been working to make money, so you won't be able to find a girlfriend at all. "I'm not convinced.

Pan Zhuang was anxious: "Really, why don't you believe it?" I asked him if he had never been on a blind date, and he said that relatives and friends had introduced a lot, but none of them worked. Sometimes he takes a fancy to the other party, but the woman disagrees. Sometimes the other party agrees. He still can't look down on it. As soon as I heard this, I realized that this Pan Zhuang was not completely unpopular with women like Wang Jiao said, but he had his own requirements.

I asked, "Are you asking too much?" ”

Pan Zhuang said: "I don't have high requirements, I just want to find someone who is either beautiful or has a sexy figure, I like women with good figures." Wear clothes in style, and lead them out to save face. I also feel it when I hold it at night, do you say it's Brother Tian? "I thought to myself, that's not too much! Who doesn't want to look for a nice and sexy one. I'd like to. No wonder Wang Jiao said that Pan Zhuang always stared at her, Wang Jiao's figure was so good, even I couldn't help but take a few more looks, not to mention this Pan Zhuang.

Confucius said that it is human nature to eat color, and no one can escape it. As long as it is a normal man, he likes beautiful or sexy women, and he will have some ideas when he meets them, but as long as he controls them within the range of reason. For example, I am also lustful myself, and when faced with temptation, I often can't pass the beauty level. But even so, I didn't dare to get myself a Buddhist card that can prosper peach blossoms. Because I know very well that the peach blossoms that I ask for with the power of the Yin Spirit Yin Law are not so easy to enjoy. Circumference to the order of the Jin brother.

After experiencing so many credit card-style business consequences, I have been able to firmly admonish myself to try not to worship amulets and yin objects, especially evil yin cards. I have been a dealer for more than two years, and I only have two Buddha cards, one is the double knife Kunping, and the other is the fox fairy yin card given by Master Azanjiu, who sold me the little ghost before. I didn't dare to wear this brand, and later sold it in Taobao stores.

"You should know that beautiful or sexy women are not so easy to find, if you have mediocre conditions, why do other girls fancy you? You don't know that in this society, women are more sought-after than men. I said.

Pan Zhuang said: "That's right, but people always have to go to a high place, I know that I don't have money in general, but I still want to find a beautiful and sexy one." Wang Jiao said that Thai Buddha cards can manage everything, is there also the kind that can make me increase women's popularity? ”

I thought about it a little, this Pan Zhuang is Wang Jiao's former colleague, but he is not a relative, nor a good friend, so I feel that if he can't look down on the real card, he will give the yin card, as long as it is not an evil card. Just tell him that there are a lot of Thai Buddha cards that can prosper peach blossoms, and you want to be a positive or a negative card.

I know he doesn't understand, after asking, I just want to give him a popular science what is called a positive card and a negative card, Pan Zhuang asked me if I have a QQ number, can I talk by voice, this long-distance talk is too expensive. As soon as I thought about it, I gave him the QQ number.

After switching to a computer to surf the Internet, it may be because the Internet fee is much cheaper than the long-distance phone bill, and before I could explain, Pan Zhuang began to complain to me again. said that many of his male colleagues in the hotel are security guards, have no money, and are not handsome, but they all have girlfriends, and some of them often change. They love nothing more than to take their girlfriends to the dorm room to show off and then go out and enjoy themselves. Sometimes when he sees his colleague's girlfriend who is beautiful and in good shape, he is very greedy, and he can't wait to knock his colleague unconscious with a brick and replace him himself.

I laughed, "I think you're in excess of male hormones." ”

Pan Zhuang was anxious: "No, you don't know, those people did it on purpose, and they deliberately let their girlfriend dress very sexy, you say it's not annoying!" "I said you can't jerk off in front of your colleagues in the dormitory, that's a shameful act.

"Huh? You—How do you know? What did Wang Jiao tell you? Pan Zhuang was alert. I found that I had no choice but to stop talking. Pan Zhuang said discouragedly: "I didn't expect that even she knew, no wonder she usually ignores me." "I thought to myself, even if you didn't do that, she wouldn't have to pay attention to you.

I told Pan Zhuang that when dating a woman, you can have no money and no looks, but you have to have the same advantage. For example, talent, eloquence, sincerity, etc., just have the same. Pan Zhuang said: "I don't seem to have talent, I'm just a security guard, if I have talent, do I still need to do this?" The eloquence is also average, and it is not about cross talk, where can it be so eloquent. I have sincerity, I'm sincere, that time I had a colleague who went out with a few high school girls, and came back and took a picture for me. There was a girl with a good figure who fell in love with me, and asked him to introduce me. When we met at KFC, the girl smiled and asked me why I wanted to date her after seeing the photo, I thought to myself, didn't everyone say that you should be sincere and frank when dating women, I said because I like big breasts, but the girl came up and scolded me! ”

I was drinking juice when he said this, and it all ended up squirting on the keyboard. I scolded in my heart while wiping the keyboard, secretly thinking that girls scolding you are light, and I won't slap your mouth if you have a big temper.

Pan Zhuang poured a lot of bitter water on me, but I didn't quite understand. Because in my experience, it is not difficult to find the opposite sex on the Internet, in addition to QQ, there are also public chat rooms, which is definitely a weapon for picking up girls. Because women in public chat rooms are generally more open than those on QQ, and it is easier to get their hands on, which is what I have experienced before. Later, all such public chat rooms were closed, and they have not been seen until now, but at that time, they were still quite popular.

I introduced this path to Pan Zhuang, and he smiled bitterly: "Brother Tian, do you think I haven't tried?" The few colleagues who work as security guards in the dormitory spend all day looking for targets on the Internet, and often go out to meet female netizens, and they always succeed. But I don't know why, but I didn't have that good luck when I got here. After the meeting, there was no follow-up, and finally there was someone willing to open a room with me, but he looked ugly and thin, and his body was about the same as a washboard, and it was estimated that others picked the rest, and I was really not interested. ”

"Then I can't save you, so I'll tell you the difference between the positive card and the negative card first." While explaining, I opened his QQ space and looked at his photo album and log. I have to say, I think my appearance is bad enough, but he is not as good as me, if I stand with him, if he is Pan Zhuang, then I am Pan An.

Pan Zhuang listened to my explanation and began to hesitate, he was a wage earner, and his monthly salary as a security guard in the hotel was only more than nine hundred, and the yin card with good effect cost three or four thousand, and he couldn't afford this money at all. He said: "Brother Tian, you can help me find a suitable one for me first, and I will find a way to borrow some money here." "I agreed.

Before I turned off QQ, Pan Zhuang seemed to have something to say, and he was embarrassed. I asked him to say something directly, don't hide it, Pan Zhuang said: "Brother Tian, let me tell you something, don't spread it." ”

"Say, I'm a businessman, and the privacy of my customers is the most important thing." I replied.