I'll wipe it, and whoever tells me that it's comfortable to take a bath in ancient times in the future, I'll be in a hurry, and I'll fucking hang it and drown, the taste of choking my nose is really uncomfortable, and I won't swim anymore. But think about it, it's worth it, and my wife is obviously more obedient. This is the voice of pure silk.

"Wan'er, don't be sad, they all said that I accidentally slipped just now, and I just choked on a few mouthfuls of water, it's okay, don't cry." Oops, look at my daughter-in-law scared. The little face was white, as if it had been smeared with powder.

Looking at Zhou Shaolong, who coaxed herself, Mu Wanqing cried, "Woo, Zhou Lang, it's all my fault, I don't know if you don't know how to water, so you almost drowned in the bathtub just now." "Seriously, Mu Wanqing is really guilty, and a little scared stupid, if she drowns her husband, or in the bathtub, it is estimated that she will live in the condemnation of conscience for the rest of her life, maybe there will be another pretty nun in the nunnery the next day, knocking on the wooden fish every day to chant the Buddha, it's really pitiful.

Seeing Mu Wanqing's guilty look, Zhou Shaolong smiled heartlessly, hugged Mu Wanqing, and touched the tears in the corners of her eyes with his hand, "Okay, lady, hurry up and take a bath, and then change your clothes, you ** me like this again, be careful that I will turn into a wolf immediately, and let you become my child and mother immediately." ”

Unexpectedly, after Zhou Shaolong finished speaking, Mu Wanqing didn't react, but instead put a pair of snow-white arms around Zhou Shaolong's neck, and rubbed his little face against Zhou Shaolong's face, "Zhou Lang, I am willing." ”

I rub, don't be so ** I'm okay, my little brother can't stand it, no, Xiao Zhou Shaolong has already stood up, and he is facing the soft place between Mu Wanqing's legs at this moment. Not to mention how beautiful. However, this is not good, isn't it easy to get sick in the water, besides, this is our precious first time. You have to be formal.

It took a lot of comfort to coax Mu Wanqing over. Mu Wanqing and Zhou Shaolong stood on the edge of the bathtub and quickly finished taking a shower, climbed out of the bathtub, wiped the water and changed into a clean **, picked up the clothes prepared by Duan Yu, and wore it for the first time, it's not difficult, haven't you acted in the TV series, the white **ah, put it on, well, put it on, this one, well, this is also on, hey, the white coat is embroidered with gold thread, this is good, put it on.

How to say it, one word, no, an idiom, handsome, handsome is miserable. It's just that the hair is too short, and I looked at it all over, "Yes, I feel like I look at this dress, if I go to act in a costume play, it must be no problem." Came to Mu Wanqing upside down, "Wan'er, look at my outfit, what's going on." ”

Mu Wanqing looked up, poof, hahaha, hahaha. Why are you laughing, it turns out that Zhou Shaolong is wearing the wrong clothes, not to mention that the two sets of clothes are in the wrong order, the places that should be tight are not tight, and the places that should be loose are not tight, I really don't know how Zhou Shaolong wore them.

Seeing Mu Wanqing's smile, tears fell, and she glanced at herself again, there is nothing wrong with it, I think it's good, this is more like a young chivalrous man in the rivers and lakes, heroic and handsome, what are you laughing at, "Hey, Wan'er, don't laugh, I'm laughing and careful about my family rules." ”

Sure enough, the family rules are strong, and as soon as she heard the word family rules, Mu Wanqing's little face turned red and she stopped laughing.

This villain, dare to mention any house rules, Mu Wanqing subconsciously covered her little ass, and gave Zhou Shaolong a roll of the eyes hatefully.

Well, it seems that my house rules are still very effective, hehe, "Tell me, what were you laughing at?" I'm not dirty here, what's so funny. ”

Hehe, "Okay, Zhou Lang, I really don't know how you grew up, you can't even wear clothes, come, I'll help you." After speaking, Mu Wanqing untied Zhou Shaolong's clothes, except for the last white pajamas-like clothes, the others were all taken off, and then Zhou Shaolong was put on one by one to smooth out the wrinkles, but this was the first time Mu Wanqing served a man to get dressed, and he was a little in a hurry, and it took a long time for Zhou Shaolong to put on a full paste. After dressing Zhou Shaolong, Mu Wanqing took two steps back, looked her masterpiece up and down, and nodded with satisfaction, perfect. "That's right, I really didn't look good just now. It's much better now. ”

I'm going to go, this ancient people were so particular about dressing, it's too troublesome, it's still the 21st century, at least it's easy to wear clothes.

After all dressed up, Zhou Shaolong and Mu Wan cleared out of the bathroom, ending this farcical bath, next to the Olympics, you must find a small bathtub in the bath in the future, what a fucking pit......

opened the door, and a little maid walked out next to her, saluted Zhou Shaolong and Mu Wanqing and said, "Son, madam, the little prince is waiting for the two of you in the East Pavilion, please come with me." "This is Duan Yu specially sent to wait for Zhou Shaolong and Mu Wanqing, and when they finish taking a bath, he will take them to find him, but I didn't expect that it would take so long for the couple to take a bath.

Walking slowly all the way, I came to the East Pavilion, which was the pavilion where I drank last night, Duan Yu was waiting early, and he had been waiting for a long time, after all, waiting for others to take a bath at the door was really a good thing, as soon as he saw Zhou Shaolong and Mu Wanqing coming, Duan Yu teased Zhou Shaolong and Mu Wanqing, "Second brother, brother and sister, why do you take a bath for so long, have you done something embarrassing inside." ”

Of course, Duan Yu knew that it was impossible for Zhou Shaolong and Mu Wanqing to do that thing in the bathroom, but he just complained that Zhou Shaolong had made him wait so long, and his butt hurt.

Okay, you kid, if I let you wash slowly, you're really so slow, if you were the only one to bathe, I would have come out early. It's really forgetful of friends, there are different surnames and no brothers.

"Okay, big brother, let's go to the palace quickly, I'm dressed so handsome, you're embarrassed to let me fight with you here, let's go."

Cut, I'm talking to you here, what's there to talk about, hurry up and go around the palace, so I can appreciate what the ancient palace was like.

Seeing that Zhou Shaolong couldn't wait, Duan Yu pursed his lips and didn't know what to say, he really knew how to deal with things. And Mu Wanqing, who was on the side, saw Duan Yu deflated, and couldn't help but laugh secretly in his heart, Zhou Lang was really funny. Maybe in her heart, Zhou Lang is the only thing left, or she will add her master Qin Hongmian.

Out of the palace, got into the carriage, the car rumbled all the way, the carriage swayed, not comfortable at all, good guy, this carriage is so slow and so shaking, if you run faster, it will not fall apart.

Because it was Duan Yu's car, the carriage entered the palace directly, and Duan Yu still had a lot of rights to sit the future emperor of Dali, for example, he didn't need to get off the carriage to enter the palace.

After coming to the palace, it was not early, around five o'clock in the afternoon, it turned out that Zhou Shaolong's bathing time was indeed too long, from twelve o'clock at noon to three o'clock in the afternoon. But the main thing is that he fainted, who made him unlucky, let the bath water drown.

The carriage stopped in front of a large hall, and Duan Yu beckoned Zhou Shaolong and Mu Wanqing to get out of the carriage, "Second brother, younger sister, my uncle and my father and mother should be in this hall, this is where we have a family banquet, and no minister has come, so we can take the carriage all the way without stopping, otherwise there would have been officials who would have been dissatisfied." Alright, let's go inside, I'm hungry. ”

Zhou Shaolong suddenly realized, "Ah, I said, big brother, no matter how much you suffer in Dali Kingdom, you can't take a carriage to wander around, so that's the case, the secret base, understand, Wan'er, let's go, I'm hungry too." After speaking, he took Mu Wanqing's little hand and followed behind Duan Yu.

Entering the main hall, Zhou Shaolong found that the hall was not as luxurious as he imagined, but very ordinary, after some calligraphy and painting porcelain, there was a round table in the middle of the hall, Duan Zhengchun and Dao Baifeng walked and sat there, and on the top of the sitting sat a man about forty years old, dressed in a yellow dragon robe, wearing a golden crown, with a peaceful face, seeing Duan Yu and them coming, he said with a smile, "Oh, hehe, say Cao Ying Cao Ying arrived, Yu'er, just now I told your father about you and you came, ahaha." The two behind you are your sworn brother Zhou Shaolong and his wife Mu Wan Qingmu. Come on. All take your seats. ”

After sitting down, Duan Yu said with a smile on his face, "Uncle, you're right, these two are my second brother and his wife, uncle, haven't you always wanted to see them, now that people are here, what kind of gift do you give." ”

Duan Yu's words provoked Duan Zhengming to laugh again, "Yu'er, Yu'er, you little monkey, just want to deduct some treasure from your uncle, okay, Shaolong saved Yu'er's surname, this is a favor to my Duan family, and now I am married to Yu'er, and I can be regarded as a member of my Duan family, since this is why not pass it on to Shaolong Yiyang, I think, there is no gift that can be compared to this gift, Yu'er, what do you say." ”

I'm rubbing, what a clever means, take a yang finger to buy me, this deal, it's a good deal, Duan Yu nodded happily first and said that the uncle is wise, Zhou Shaolong clasped his hands and bowed and thanked, "The younger generation thanked the uncle for the gift, I was really shocked, I didn't expect the uncle to give the family martial arts of the Duan family in Dali to the juniors, and the juniors really felt incredible." ”

Hahahaha, as soon as Zhou Shaolong finished speaking, Duan Zhengming laughed again, and he didn't know what he was funny about, "Just now Brother Chun told me that Shaolong's small mouth is sweeter than Yu'er's mouth, I still don't believe it, saying that Yu'er didn't talk back when he saw me, he picked up good things to say, every time he said it, I was happy in my heart, is this Shaolong sweeter than Yu'er's mouth, I didn't expect it to be true, just call me this uncle at you, with a yang finger, you can learn." ”

Mu Wanqing was very reluctant to participate in this kind of activity, her master had explained that she rarely saw people, but her husband brought her here, and she didn't want to come, so she had to talk less, but it seemed very interesting to hear her husband chatting with them, especially when she heard Duan Yu say that she went to Wuliang Mountain to ask for an antidote.

The meal is almost over, Duan Yu talked about his experience after pouring Wuliang Mountain, when Duan Yu went to Wuliang Mountain, the people there had already disappeared, and the traces of the surrounding war were obvious, but what about the poison on his body, is this God going to kill himself, the bathroom came to a woods in a daze, I didn't expect to meet Zhong Ling's lightning mink, that is Duan Yu is like meeting a spiritual sustenance, the gray heart actually has some color, I want to touch the lightning marten with my hand, but I didn't think about it but was bitten by the lightning marten, Immediately fell on his back, poisoned and couldn't move, speaking of which, everyone present was scared, this was really too dangerous. I wanted to know what was going on behind the scenes, and listened carefully to what Duan Yu said.

After Duan Yu was bitten by the lightning mink, a gorgeous poisonous toad jumped out of nowhere, and jumped close to the lightning mink, and the lightning marten began to tremble as if it had encountered some danger, but when the poisonous toad came over, the two poisons jumped at the same time as if they were going to fight it out, but the toad spit out a mouthful of poisonous smoke and poisoned the lightning marten to death, and then the toad sucked the lightning marten dry. When Zhong Ran heard this, he couldn't help but think, this kind of poison is very powerful, and if he encounters it, he will definitely have no chance of survival. And what about later.

Duan Yu said again, "Later, there was a big centipede, the big centipede actually crawled all the way to my face, and then climbed along mine into my stomach, that was a poisonous toad also followed into my stomach, and then I was able to move again, I immediately began to stand upside down in the bathroom, trying to spit out the two poisons, but it didn't work, and then I felt that my body was hot and cold, and I started the mental method that my second brother showed me, but I didn't expect that there was an internal force in my body, turning along my meridians, My poison was cured. ”

At this moment, the voice of a guard outside the main hall suddenly exploded, "There are assassins, protect the emperor." ”

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