Chapter 13 The First Person in Ancient and Modern China and Foreign Countries

"Okay, who's out there, don't knock." Saying that, he sat up and began to look for clothes to wear, this time, Mu Wanqing also woke up, saw Zhou Shaolong getting dressed, sat up herself, and glanced at Zhou Shaolong fiercely and began to get dressed, almost all the pajamas she wore last night were stripped off by Zhou Shaolong, the villain, but Zhou Shaolong was just addicted, and he didn't do those shameful things.

Watching Mu Wanqing get dressed is really a punishment, it's just a little goblin who can't pay for his life, but now there are people outside the door, otherwise he would have to punish this little goblin for saying anything, and he dared to ** his husband.

The two got dressed and opened the door, only to see a beautiful young man standing at the door, officially Duan Yu, what a handsome and noble son.

Welcoming Duan Yu into the house, sitting down, Zhou Shaolong asked, "Is there anything important that the eldest brother is in such a hurry to knock on my door?" ”

Duan Yu Yi Tian Yi Tian smiled directly at his words, "Haha, second brother, it's already noon, and the sun is already high in the sky, second brother Mo is not sleepy, or he slept too late last night so he slept past the hour." Saying that, he still winked at Zhou Shaolong, which means that he must have been very dishonest and tossed late last night with a big beauty.

I rub, didn't you say that Duan Yu was a very decent gentleman, why the more I look at it now, the more I look at it, the less it looks, "I'll rub, big brother, do you think I look like that kind of person, I was very honest last night, besides, Wan'er and I haven't visited the church yet, so we can't do that kind of thing." Isn't it, Wan'er. As soon as these words were spoken, the soft flesh on his waist suddenly suffered, one hundred and eighty degrees, three hundred and sixty degrees, hiss, I rubbed it, it hurt.

Deserve it, who let you talk without a door.

"Hahaha, okay, don't talk about this, second brother, brother and sister, this morning my uncle decreed, he will set up a family banquet in the palace tonight, and we will all go to participate in it then, I am here to talk to you, and when we will bathe and change clothes, we will go to the palace." After laughing, Duan Yu said what he meant.

In the morning, when Uncle Duan Yu came to the Holy Decree, Zhou Shaolong was still holding Mu Wanqing and dreaming about it, and when he saw that Zhou Shaolong and his wife were sleeping and thinking, he didn't wake them up, anyway, they were not outsiders. It's just noon, Shaolong is still sleeping this week, this is not good, although it is a dinner party, but he has to go to the palace early, and he can't let the emperor wait for the dinner.

"Ah, why is there still something about me, big brother, you're not kidding, did your uncle say in the holy decree that he would take me to the dinner party?" Zhou Shaolong, who didn't believe it, asked, after all, he didn't know Emperor Dali, even if he swore to Duan Yu, he wouldn't invite himself to dinner.

Duan Yu said as a matter of course, "Hey, second brother, you and I are from my Duan family, of course you will have you at this banquet, plus I told my uncle about our experience when we were together, my uncle is very curious about you, and he said at the time, if your brother comes, you must bring it to me, I want to take a good look at what kind of young hero this brother of Yu'er is." And, it's not just you, my brother and sister are also going, it's all a family, and when the time comes, let my uncle come out with those meeting gifts, wouldn't it be a great loss to be the only one, what is this called, by the way, eat a big family, isn't it, this is still the time to eat what you told me. ”

Listening to Duan Yu's words, Zhou Shaolong couldn't help but smile bitterly, when Duan Yu was the little prince of Dali with his club, he joked with him, saying that he would find you after arriving in Dali one day, so that you could eat and live, and eat big households or something. Who would have thought that Duan Yu would remember it just this time.

Mu Wanqing next to her didn't know, and wondered, "What is a big eater." Seeing Mu Wanqing's dazed face, Duan Yu seemed to remember Zhou Shaolong's scoundrel face at that time, and laughed out loud, and then told Mu Wanqing about the scene at that time, which made Mu Wanqing laugh too, "Haha, Zhou Lang, I didn't expect you to be such a scoundrel." ”

I'll go, I just just casually say, "Okay, don't laugh, I want to take a bath, big brother, don't laugh, I want to take a bath, I'm sick to death." Zhou Shaolong was angry, but he had no choice but to change the topic, otherwise his glorious image would be completely finished.

As soon as Zhou Shaolong said this, Duan Yu didn't smile anymore, Mu Wanqing next to him also felt uncomfortable, girls love to be clean, and they didn't bother to take a bath all the way, Zhou Shaolong mentioned Mu Wanqing Yeju's whole body itching, as if there were small insects crawling, and he also asked, "Yes, I haven't bathed for a long time, my whole body is uncomfortable and tight, big brother, take us to the bathroom." I just don't want to wait for a moment. ”

"Okay, I've already prepared hot water for you, just in the bathroom, come with me." As he spoke, Zhou Shaolong and Mu Wanqing came to the bathroom. There is only one tub in the bathroom, but it would be more vivid to say that it is a bath. The tub in the front direction is surrounded by a man-wide barrel wall, and the bucket is already filled with water, steaming hot. Zhou Shaolong looked at this big wooden barrel, at least four people can take a bath at the same time, I go, how can I get it so big, is there such a thing as a bath in ancient times.

Looking at the big bath bucket, Zhou Shaolong asked puzzledly, "Big brother, such a big bath bucket doesn't waste water, how long does it take to boil a bucket of water." ”

Mu Wanqing also nodded and looked at Duan Yu puzzled, but she was more concerned about whether she would wash herself or Zhou Lang first when she took a bath, or whether she would wash together.

Looking at the wooden barrel, Duan Yu sighed, "Second brother, don't you have anyone to help you rub your back when you take a bath, how can you make two people bigger." Okay, you better hurry up and take a bath, I'll go out, and I don't need to find you two maids to rub your backs. As soon as Duan Yu finished saying this, Mu Wanqing raised her eyebrows and said, "What do you want, maid, we are going to take a bath, big brother, go out quickly." ”

It's so jealous, my God, the second brother's wife is still so terrible, and there is no change from when I first met her, I heard the second brother say that it was because I accidentally saw the true face of my brother and sister that I married her, I thought it was the second brother who was lucky, but I didn't expect it to be unlucky, and the temper of a wife is so big, how can I stand it in the future, but fortunately, it's not my wife, hey, the Buddha blessed the second brother's life in the future will not be too miserable.

"Okay, you guys take a shower, I've got the clothes ready, well, I'll go out." After saying that, he walked out of the bathroom. The door was closed.

Mu Wanqing walked to the door and plugged it shut. "Zhou Lang, let's take a bath." After saying that, I was a little embarrassed, not at all like the female man just now.

Hehe, take a bath, okay, it's still a mandarin duck bath, it's amazing, dear plane system, I love you so much, if it weren't for you, how could I have the opportunity to experience the taste of a mandarin duck bath.

"Then what are you waiting for, hurry up, I'm going to die of discomfort." As he spoke, he quickly stripped off his clothes, and even his little briefs were not left.

Ah, seeing Zhou Shaolong's little brother, Mu Wanqing exclaimed and turned her back, after all, this era is quite conservative, unlike in today's society, where men and women can enjoy this love movie on the Internet if they have nothing to do.

I tested the temperature of the water with my hands, it was just right, poof, sat in the bathtub, whew, comfortable. "Wan'er, what are you still doing standing there, take off your clothes quickly, the water temperature is just right, such a soak, not to mention how comfortable it is." Leaning on the bucket, Zhou Shaolong said to Mu Wanqing.

It's all husband and wife, why are you still so shy, there is no one else here, I haven't seen you there.

may feel that he is already Zhou Shaolong's wife, and he shouldn't be so shy, maybe because he is really uncomfortable, he quickly took off his coat and entered the bathtub wearing only this small coat, but his body sank into the water, leaving only one head on the water.

Seeing Mu Wanqing enter the bathtub Zhou Shaolong's heart was as if something was scratching, it was itching, poof, the whole body was buried in the water, the water was very hot, Zhou Shaolong couldn't open his eyes, so he had to rely on his memory to come to Mu Wanqing's position, he was the same, hey, why not, stretched out his hand to the right, no, and then to the left, still no, where did he go, two steps forward, touching, or no, hey, Wan'er. Gollum, surfaced and touched the water on his face, and began to look for Mu Wanqing, but there was no one, I went, where did Wan'er go, why is it gone.

At this moment, Zhou Shaolong felt that his feet were mixed, and he leaned back and lay down into the water, this time it was very sudden, Zhou Shaolong was not prepared at all, and directly poured several mouthfuls of bath water, and inhaled in a hurry, inhaled, this time it was bad, inhaled with his nose in the water, it was not a person, it was estimated that it was a mermaid, and this time it caused Zhou Shaolong to choke on water.

Zhou Shaolong is a landlubber, he has never seen water since he was a child, the only lake he has seen is the water park in S City, a man-made lake, and he has never reported for a swimming class, nor has he ever been out of the swimming pool, this is broken, his two arms began to flutter vigorously, fortunately he was very close to the edge of the bath barrel, and he grabbed the edge of the barrel when he grabbed it with one hand. However, I choked a little too much water, my hands were a little weak, I couldn't stand up, I cooed, my body began to sink, and my mouth was bubbling. His eyes slowly closed.

If he drowned in the bath water, Zhou Shaolong might still be the first in ancient and modern China and abroad, but he is a pig's foot, and no one can live without him.

Just when Zhou Shaolong sank into the water and the water surface was bubbling, Mu Wanqing, who was waiting for him to float up, felt that something was wrong, why didn't Zhou Lang come up yet, he dived underwater just now and wanted to sneak attack me, hehe, be taught a lesson by me, see if you dare. Hey, why don't you come up, ah, it's broken. Poof, Mu Wanqing also sank into the water, the water in the bath bucket is not deep, about one meter five, the seat is high, and the neck is just exposed when he sits.

Mu Wanqing forced her eyes to open her eyes in the bathtub and saw a black shadow, stretched out her hand to fish, it was Zhou Shaolong, and she hugged Zhou Shaolong with both hands and floated to the surface. struggled to hug Zhou Shaolong to the wall of the barrel.

"Zhou Lang, how are you, don't scare me." Seeing that Zhou Shaolong was unconscious, Mu Wanqing was so frightened that she cried, but she didn't listen to it with her hand, and pressed Zhou Shaolong's abdomen one by one. Zhou Lang, wake up, it's all Wan'er is not good, woo, and then pressed a few more times.

Zhou Lang, wow. I saw Zhou Shaolong spit out several mouthfuls of water. However, the breathing is still a little weak, just now some water was sucked into the lungs, which is so good to come out, however, who makes the family all masters of the woods, the water in the stomach is basically emptied, and the internal force comes to Zhou Shaolong's lungs to lead the water in the lungs to slowly discharge from the mouth.

After a long time, Zhou Shaolong finally recovered, but fortunately, Zhou Shaolong's life was great, if it was a little later, it is estimated that he would really become a person who was drowned in the bath water in ancient and modern China and abroad.

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