Chapter 270: Go Hurry Back Soon

"Boss, it may be coming soon, don't worry, wait a minute!" Hearing this, the monkey hurriedly said to Lei Ling, if this is not explained clearly, the boss will eat himself.

"Hmm!" Lei Ling nodded, thinking that maybe he was too anxious, so he didn't think too much.

"It's coming, it's coming!" As soon as Lei Ling's words fell, a rapid cry sounded from behind him.

Looking back, a soldier picked up a big basket of things I don't know what it was, maybe pork? Or is it roast chicken?

"Boss, here are the pigeons you wanted!" The soldier put the basket in front of Lei Ling, and said with a smile.

What the? Dove? Don't have hair yet? Is it true that all pigeons on this continent are like this? Or is there some other reason, looking at the appearance of the pigeon is no different from that of the earth, but where does this hair go? Damn, there's still blood, it can't be killed, right?

"Who did this good thing?" Lei Ling gritted his teeth and said, Lao Tzu is called to take pigeons, but he wants to live, and he doesn't say that he wants to die, what is the situation?

"Boss, I did it!" The soldier thought that Lei Ling was going to praise him, so he hurriedly stood up.

However, the monkey had already smelled a smell of gunpowder, and hurriedly stepped back quietly, trying to evade responsibility, of course he couldn't come out at this time, if this was the case, it was estimated that he would be killed in seconds, and he didn't want to die so early.

"Stop, where are you going?" Of course, Lei Ling would not believe that the soldier was so bold, and how dare he kill the pigeon without the monkey's instructions.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Boss, I'm going to the toilet! Hearing this, the monkey slowly turned back. Squeezed out a smile that was very embarrassed. He has realized. It's destined to be impossible to run today, so do the math and see if you still have the money to buy a coffin.

"Going to the toilet? Are you interested in going to heaven or hell? Lei Ling saw the monkey's thoughts at a glance, and went to the toilet? Damn, you don't have to be so low-level even if you're lying, right? You should be looking for a more advanced reason, right?

You can go to heaven! But these hells are free, I heard that there are cows and horses down there, it's too boring. It's better to go to heaven, maybe you can meet angels, of course it's just a fantasy, who is tired of living?

"Boss, I know it's wrong...... But I don't know what you're doing with pigeons! "The monkey lowered his head, almost to the tip of his toes, if he still didn't admit his mistake, the consequences would be very serious, not just going to hell, but going directly to the eighteen layers of hell. You can't live forever, so you can't be born. That's really the end of it.

"You don't know what I'm doing with my pigeons? So what are you going to do to kill them all? "Lei Ling's head is about to burst open, Lao Tzu uses him to pass on the pigeon, not to stir up, what's the use of dying, let's die, it's still plucked, this is even more outrageous, it's not something that humans can do, it's just too disappointing for me.

"I killed it because I didn't know what you were doing with it, and I plucked it, if you used it for stir-frying, wouldn't it be troublesome?" The monkey trembled and said that this was his original idea, and it was not wrong at all, but it turned out to be wrong.

"What are you still standing for? Why don't you go find me a pigeon? Lei Ling didn't want to dwell on this kind of boring question, it was too boring, it was impossible for him to kill the monkey, let alone kill the soldier, since he couldn't, then why bother so much, let's do the right thing.

"Oh...... Good ......! Hearing Lei Ling say this, the monkey finally breathed a sigh of relief, this can be regarded as escaping from the tiger's mouth, but this is only temporary, maybe when the boss will get up in the canyon, it will be moved out again, maybe tomorrow, it may be tonight, there may be more outrageous, the next second is also possible.

"Go find a few pigeons, and remember, live and don't die!" The monkey turned to the soldier and said, "Even if he could find so many pigeons before, he should be able to do it this time."

"The whole pigeon in Pei County has been killed by me!" The soldier looked at the monkey apologetically.

What the? What the? Are you so mistaken? The pigeons in the entire county have been killed, are you brain-dead? I just told you to find a few of them? You actually killed the pigeons of the entire county? Oh, my God? What could be more unreliable than that?

"Who told you to kill the pigeons of the whole county?" The monkey has grown fangs, and he really wants to eat the soldier in one bite, but he really can't think of any way to get angry.

"I don't know how much you want, so ...... So I put ...... Kill all the pigeons in the city......! The soldier lowered his head and said aggrievedly, this was indeed his initial idea, and he thought it was correct at the time, but in fact it turned out that this was not an ordinary mistake, but a big mistake.

"You're ......!" The more the monkey listened, the more angry he became, he had seen pigs and eaten pork, but he had never seen a creature stupider than a pig, which was simply a cheat.

"Say no more!" At this time, Lei Ling roared at the monkey, he really couldn't listen to it anymore, this kind of thing would make people crazy, if he continued to listen to it, there would only be one consequence, that is, he didn't know how he died.

"Boss, what do we do now?" The monkey also knew that he was wrong, but he didn't think of any good way to solve things for the time being, so he could only ask Lei Ling first, after all, he was the boss, didn't there be a saying called 'find the big brother if there is something', so in order to confirm that this sentence really exists, he chose to sacrifice himself, what a great feat, of course, this is not envious,

"In this way, you die first, maybe when you die, I will come up with a better way than the flying pigeon to pass the book!" Lei Ling patted the monkey's shoulder expressionlessly, trying to squeeze out a reluctant smile, of course, anyone with eyes will find that he is not smiling, he is simply crying.

The boss is crazy? Or is it really crazy? Or have I gone crazy with him? The monkey looked at Lei Ling's eyes, he really couldn't cry or laugh, he just wanted to find a place to get in, so as not to stand here and be embarrassed.

"Why don't you go yet?" Seeing that the monkey was still standing in place and trembling, Lei Ling asked angrily, in fact, he just asked by the way, and he didn't have any extra thoughts, after all, he had been following him for a while, and there was no merit and hard work, how could he really let him die? Isn't that a slap in the face?

"Boss, I was really wrong!" The monkey is almost embarrassed, but even so, he will not die, because his thick-skinned nature is no longer within the scope of human imagination, of course, even if he is not thick-skinned, he will not die, because he knows that Lei Ling is just talking casually.

"Get out of here! By the way, call me the big cat! Lei Ling didn't want to see the monkey for the time being, it would insult his eyes.

"Yes, yes, yes......!" The monkey nodded hurriedly, turned around and left, he didn't dare to linger a little longer, it would kill someone.

After a while, the big cat hurriedly ran over, but the monkey was gone, and it was probably found a place to hide.

"Boss, what are you looking for me?" The big cat said respectfully to Lei Ling, when he came, the monkey didn't make it clear, he only knew that it was the boss looking for him, but he just didn't know what was going on, but seeing the tone and face of the monkey just now, it shouldn't be a good thing, so he spoke in a more respectful tone than usual, so as not to get into trouble.

"Do you know where Yucheng is?" Lei Ling went straight to the point, and now there is no time to talk nonsense.

Yucheng? What kind of bird is this?

"I don't know!" The big cat shook his head, this place has never been heard of, and of course it has not been seen, is it the legendary Western Bliss?

"Does anyone here know where Yucheng is?" Lei Ling opened his throat and roared, since the big cat didn't know, there were many people here, and he could ask whoever he wanted.

"I know ......!"

"I know it too!"

"I'm ......!"

"Me!"

As soon as Lei Ling's voice fell, fifty or sixty soldiers suddenly raised their hands and shouted, this is an opportunity for them to perform, of course they must seize it.

"It's you, come here!" Lei Ling glanced at it carefully, and picked a soldier with a relatively strong body, "Don't look at it, that's it, hurry up!" ”

"Boss!" When the soldier heard that it was actually himself, he almost thought that he had heard it wrong, but after hearing Lei Ling's reconfirmation, he believed it, but the excitement in his heart could not be concealed, and his face was about to bloom with laughter.

"Do you know Yucheng?" Lei Ling looked at the soldier's stupid appearance, which was completely disproportionate to his figure, and he was a little suspicious of his choice, so in order to avoid mistakes, confirm it.

"Yes, yes, yes......!" The soldier nodded hurriedly.

"Okay, you follow the big cat to Yucheng, the sooner the better!" Lei Ling nodded, thinking to himself, although this person looked a little stunned, but he at least had well-developed limbs, and he was relatively fast when he started running back and forth, and maybe he could run on his back with a big cat.

"Boss? What to do in Yucheng? "Hearing the sound, before you can speak, the big cat can't help it, is there any beauty in Yucheng? The boss told us to bring it back? No, when did he become like this?

"Give this thing to Xiao Yang and the lion!" Lei Ling took the note that had been written a long time ago, handed it to the big cat, and said solemnly.

"What is this?" The big cat took it with one hand and asked suspiciously, fortunately he was illiterate, otherwise he would have opened it and looked at it.

"Don't ask so much, remember that the matter is urgent, and you must hand it over to the sample or the lion! Got it? Lei Ling didn't have time to explain, so he picked up the important ones.

"Good!" Seeing that Lei Ling didn't go far to say more, the big cat didn't want to ask more.

"Go and come back!" Lei Ling said solemnly. (To be continued......)