Chapter Two Hundred and Sixty-Nine: The Book of the Flying Pigeon

"But we're going to get to the point, don't start a fight!" The Taoist priest's face is not ordinarily thick, and he said it very indifferently.

Depend on? Point to point? Don't fight? Is this still a duel? This person can't have a problem with his head, right?

"Okay, I promise you!" Lei Ling responded happily, he didn't want to meet this person's request, mainly because with this general, he could wait for the opportunity to sneak attack, how good it was, it would be much easier to save effort when the time came.

Depend on? Why is he so cheerful? It can't be some conspiracy, right?

"Good! Come on! The Taoist priest didn't have time to think about it, so he waved lightly and said lightly.

Lei Ling was not polite at all, as soon as the Taoist priest's voice fell, he kicked out his right foot and flew directly towards the Taoist priest's head.

Damn, this guy is so insidious, Lao Tzu came here before he was ready, he really has no morals at all, and he despises ......

Although the Taoist priest is a little afraid of Lei Ling, but that is because he doesn't know his bottom line, and this kick is not a great trick, the whole body bends back, successfully dodging Lei Ling's attack, after dodging, do a backflip, and then land steadily with both feet, and wave out the dust in his hand, one by one, the tiny white wires, as if overtaken by some magic, become tough, like a steel wire, flying directly to Lei Ling's throat.

Depend on?! It seems that he really underestimated him, even such a small dust whisk can become so hard, it's really not easy, looking at the threat in front of him, Lei Ling's pores suddenly seemed to be blocked, and the hair seemed to be waxed, so hard that it couldn't bend, but it was okay. He didn't lose his mind. Homeopathic body to the end. Seven hundred and twenty degrees rolled, kicking both feet, and cocking his body, still standing, but the attack had been dodged.

It turns out that this person still has some real kung fu, otherwise how could his posture be so chic? It looks like it's a lost day.

Although the Taoist priest was not very confident, he still did not give up, and the fighting spirit began to brew in the palm of his hand.

"Wait a minute!" Just smash this. Lei Ling suddenly shouted.

"What's going on?" Hearing this, the Taoist priest restrained his fighting spirit, looked at Lei Ling in surprise, and thought, what does this guy want to dry his hair?

"Let's not fight!" Lei Ling slowly moved his footsteps, began to slowly approach the Taoist priest, and said lightly.

"Why?" The Taoist priest was even more surprised, this was just the beginning, why didn't he fight?

"Because I'm throwing in the towel!" Lei Ling pretended to be regretful.

"You lost?" The Taoist priest repeated Lei Ling's words, he didn't expect that this guy in front of him would take the initiative to admit defeat like this. Thinking of this, he began to look up and laugh, "Hahahahaha......!" ”

"Knock ......!"

At this moment, Lei Ling raised his right hand. Knock on the Taoist priest's head violently, knowing that his whole body is now made of metal, what will be the effect when the metal meets the head?

"You're ......!" The Taoist priest suddenly felt dizzy, his eyes began to bloom with gold, and he forcefully moved his gaze to Lei Ling's body, but this had no effect, and he fell in less than half a second.......

Damn, it turns out that dealing with a mentally handicapped is such a simple thing, I knew that if this was the case, why use my traverser, just find a brick.

Then, out of his current state, the creaking mechanical sound sounded again, and a moment later, the armor that slowly faded from Lei Ling's body folded into the shape of a mobile phone and fell into his hand, and then the trouser pocket of the room.

"Hey, hey, hey...... It's all out...... It's all out ......! Lei Ling shouted loudly, he originally wanted these ordinary people to hide by the way and avoid the limelight, but he didn't expect the limelight to pass so quickly, it was too unexpected, and he had to admire his wisdom.

"Oooooooooo......oo

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ......!"

With the sound of cheers, everyone jumped out of different houses and corners.

"Boss, you're really amazing!" The monkey walked quickly to Lei Ling and said to flattery, in fact, he had been hiding in the corner just now and peeking, I have to say that the boss is simply a genius who plays tricks, and this stinky Taoist priest has been leveled before he has made two moves, if he changes to someone else, he will definitely not be as shameless as the boss.

"Huh...... Keep it low-key! Lei Ling made a modest appearance and patted the monkey's head.

"Yes, yes, yes......!" The monkey had to cooperate with Lei Ling's needs, and if he dared to say anything else at this time, it was estimated that his fate would not be much better than that of the Taoist priest, so it could only be like this.

"Oh, by the way, boss, what to do with this Taoist priest? Is it to be killed, or to be buried alive? After a while, the monkey asked Lei Ling, the Taoist priest has fainted, he can't let him lie here all the time, so he must change a place, as for where to change it depends on the mood of the boss, maybe it is possible to feed the pigs, of course, this is just his own conjecture, the boss is really a benevolent person, and it is not necessary to let him go if he thinks about it.

"When he wakes up, let him go, it's pitiful to be so old!" Lei Ling looked melancholy, as if the person lying on the ground was him.

What the? Depend on? Did I hear me wrong? The boss let him go? God, please tell me, it's not to tease me!

"Boss? Did I hear me right? The monkey asked uncertainly, if he didn't ask about this kind of thing, he would wait to buy a coffin.

"You heard it right!" Lei Ling was very upright and didn't mean to fool the monkey at all, but after a few seconds, he added, "I said it wrong!" ”

Depend on? Boss, you don't have to make fun of me if you're in a bad mood today, right? Hearing Lei Ling say this, the monkey almost vomited blood, but fortunately, he didn't follow Lei Ling on the first day, so he still persisted.

"So what to do?" After a moment, the monkey would come to his senses and ask Lei Ling.

"Escort it back, show it to me, if he wants to run, he will cut off his hands and feet!" Lei Ling never thought of letting the Daoist goss go, just a little joke just now, this sentence is true.

"Good!" The monkey is sure that this sentence is Lei Ling's true thoughts, if there is a mistake, he would rather screw off his head and kick everyone as a ball, so he doesn't ask more, and directly orders someone to carry the Taoist priest back, oh yes, there is another important thing, that is, to amputate his leg, this can't be forgotten, if he runs away at that time, how to explain it to the boss.

"Monkey, come here!" After a moment, Lei Ling shouted.

"What's the matter, boss?" Hearing this, the monkey hurriedly ran over and asked respectfully at Lei Ling.

"Hurry up and send someone to call Xiao Yang and the lion back for me!" Lei Ling is preparing for Long Aotian's arrival, since his junior and younger brothers have already come, presumably he himself will not be too far away, so he will call his two right-hand men back, and then there will be a helper, so as not to fight alone, it will not be fun.

"Good!" The monkey nodded, he saw Lei Ling's concern, this was not a joke, and then turned back to make arrangements.

"Oh, yes......!" Lei Ling stretched out his hand and shouted again, it seemed that there was still something to be explained.

"Boss? What else? The monkey asked, surprised.

"Are there any pigeons here?" Lei Ling asked curiously.

Dove? What do you do with pigeons? Stew? Or dry burned? Or steamed, braised or braised? Oh, I see, the boss wants to stir-fry, the taste is so heavy!

"Yes!" After a moment of thought, the monkey nodded.

"Find me one!" Hearing this, Lei Liang immediately smiled, since there are pigeons, it would be great, this saves the time to inform Xiao Yang and the lion, this pigeon is always faster than a person to run.

"Good!" The monkey nodded, and then said to one of the soldiers beside him, "Find some pigeons!" The kind that has just been killed, it must be fresh! ”

"Yes!"

"And pen, ink, paper, inkstone, all these things!" A few seconds later, Lei Ling added again, since it is a flying pigeon to pass the book, these things are indispensable, otherwise there will be a bird?

"Good!" The monkey nodded, and then said to the other soldier, "Go get a pen, ink, paper, and inkstone!" ”

"Yes!" Hearing the sound, the soldiers did not dare to delay for half a second, and ran faster than rabbits.

The monkey understands Lei Ling's pigeon, he uses it to stir up, but what is this ink, paper inkstone for? Writing poetry? Not like! The boss looks like an illiterate person, and he writes poetry, and I think he writes about corpses, is it painting? This is even more unreliable, I think it is more possible to paint a posthumous portrait.

"Boss, the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone are here!" After a few moments, the monkey took it from the soldier's hand and handed it to Lei Ling.

"Hmm!" Lei Ling nodded and took the brush and a piece of paper, as for the ink inkstone, it is impossible to hold it yourself when writing.

"Bend over!" Lei Ling patted the monkey on the back.

"Oh!" The monkey didn't mind, and handed the ink inkstone in his hand to the soldier next to him, while he bent over at ninety degrees, he understood what Lei Ling meant, didn't he just let himself be a table for a while, what was the big deal.

Lei Ling spread the paper on the back of the monkey, the brush on the inkstone lightly, and then on the paper with a big stroke, the ink fell, the pen stopped, the letter to Xiao Yang and the lion was written, handed the brush to the soldiers, picked up the letter with both hands, shook it gently, intoxicated smelled the aroma of ink on the paper, after drying, folded!

The monkey originally wanted to see what Lei Ling wrote, but he had already folded it, and he couldn't see it if he wanted to see it, although he was a little disappointed, but he still knew more about his boss, what good things he could write was nothing more than a low IQ and high difficulty problem of one family equals a few, maybe there would be a prize quiz in order to celebrate the capture of the Taoist priest.

"Why haven't the pigeons come yet?" After a while, Lei Ling couldn't help it, more than ten minutes have passed, why can't he see that what he wants is dead, right? (To be continued......)