Liu Sanjin took the fat man to another town and pointed to a vegetable field and said to him: "This is it, you see here is the green dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right, in the meridian, this loess is pinched to know how big the gold content is, just like this, the brother doesn't blow with you, you can't find the second piece in our entire Zhejiang Province." He pointed to the hill with shrubs behind him and said: "There is a coiling dragon, we are the Tianmu Mountain Range, the main acupuncture point of the southern dragon, where is the elder brother?" ”

"Hong Village, Hong Village." The fat man said: "It's not too far from here, so let's do it, old fairy, you are a good person to the end, don't all my ancestors have to move the graves, the price of this land is naturally easy to say, you go and help me negotiate." But I want to take out the coffin of the ancestors first, since there are problems, it is better to store it in the Yizhuang first, and wait for this land I will find someone to construct, make a luxurious, big one, and then ask Mr. to preside over the burial ceremony. ”

"I want it," Liu Sanjin nodded again and again: "Don't worry, this matter is on me, I'll find a few people when I go back, and I'll inform you in the future." ”

"I'm going to go out the day after tomorrow, and I don't think I will be able to come back in ten days and half a month, so let's do it, how about you tomorrow, if it's good, you can do it."

Liu Sanjin was afraid that the cooked duck would fly again, so he quickly pinched his fingers and closed his eyes and said: "Tomorrow, tomorrow is no problem, good day, seven o'clock early, as soon as the time comes, as soon as the firecrackers go off, we can break ground." ”

After sending away Liu Sanjin, who immediately felt that he was going to get rich, the fat man immediately turned back and asked people who the graves belonged to, and then went over one by one to report the news, and the content of the letters was almost the same. Someone in your family's ancestral grave wanted to pry it off, saying that it would be done tomorrow.

As soon as people hear this, in broad daylight, there are still people who dare to dig their ancestral graves? In addition to thanking the fat man, he immediately sent someone to squat......

The next morning, Liu Sanjin, who was still dreaming of making a fortune, had already found someone, and the fat man also arrived as promised, and when he was sent to the intersection, he lied that he forgot to bring his wallet, and asked Liu Sanjin to take someone to break ground first.

"Liu Shenxian, I'm afraid it's not good to have a bad time, otherwise, you move it for me first, I'm afraid the little money I just took here is not enough, you buy two packs of cigarettes for the brothers after you finish it first." As he spoke, the fat man took out an envelope, and when he pulled it out, Liu Sanjin saw that it was clearly a thick stack of great unity, and estimated that this was no less than a thousand, and this number was just a preview, so how much could he give himself at that time? He really met the God of Wealth today, took the envelope and stuffed it into his pocket, and several people rushed to the cemetery with shovels and shovels, while the fat man turned around and flashed to a secluded place outside to park the car and then go down to watch the excitement.

Where did Liu Sanjin know that it was a scheme, he pretended to look at the sky and the ground for a while, and shouted that the hour was up, and only as soon as he shoveled down, a group of people came out of the surrounding bamboo forest, and all kinds of guys in his hands were all kinds of things, and they were beaten down without saying anything.

"Hey, hey, what the hell!" Liu Sanjin shouted while parrying: "Are you from the owner's family, how can you come to beat people!" ”

When the leader heard that this thing was still reasonable, he asked, "What are you doing here?" ”

"Moving the grave, didn't you say that you would break ground this morning, why did you do it!"

"Dog's day, it's them, do it for Lao Tzu, do it to death!" A stick came down and hit Liu Sanjin's head firmly, hitting him all over the ground looking for teeth and crying dad and calling mother, where did that guy know what happened, the other party was too many to be unreasonable. Nonsense, you dig people's ancestral graves and people can still invite you to tea?

After a violent beating, Liu Sanjin was miserable, and the fat man who was hiding from a distance to watch the excitement laughed so much that his belly was about to break, "Bastard, teach you to dare to pretend to be Cha Ye's brother!" ”

Liu Sanjin, who was beaten and dying, was thrown on the road outside as a dead dog, and when those people were scattered, the fat man drove over and deliberately pretended not to know anything, and said in surprise: "Oh, Liu Shenxian, what's wrong with you, why did you move the ground and move on your head?" ”

At this time, Liu Sanjin didn't understand what was going on, and was wondering what was going on when he was beaten like this, which was full of grievances, and he grabbed the fat man's heel and shouted: "I said that your relatives are some people, brother, did you not discuss and have brother conflicts, why did you beat me up indiscriminately?" ”

"But it's not," the fat man said, "I only heard my father say that my uncles didn't do it, saying that they didn't agree to move the grave, which doesn't you see, let you be wronged, since they don't agree to this matter, I think it's better to forget it......"

"Forget it......" Liu Sanjin is like a thunderbolt from the sky, this sentence can simply kill him, a few of his front teeth have been smashed today, and there is no good skin and flesh on his body, so you just forget it?

"Brother, but I'm ......"

"Ouch, you see I've forgotten about this again," the fat man patted his head and said, "I'll put the money here." The fat man took out a black plastic bag, Liu Sanjin thought to himself, if he was beaten, it would be worth it if he could really exchange it for such a bag. As soon as I gritted my teeth, I had to pay for it, but I opened the plastic bag and took a look, and it was full of yellow paper!

"Where's the money!" He shouted, "Where's the money, where's the money!" ”

"Aren't they all here," the fat man's acting skills were simply amazing, he said: "Who's family can't burn some paper money when they move their graves, I forgot to bring it in front of me, it's really bad, no, I don't think I can use it, do you think it's just thrown here, or should I take it back?" ”

Liu Sanjin wanted to die at the moment, but when he thought about it, there was a lot of thick stacks in the envelope just now, and more than 1,000 yuan was enough for other working class people to work for more than a year. Forget it, this injury will survive if you go home and lie down for a month, and if you can make a year's worth of money in a month, you will be satisfied.

Seeing that the fat man didn't mention the envelope, he was still holding back his joy, and the fat man asked him if he wanted to send him to the hospital, he waved his hand again and again: "Forget it, how can any Taoist priest enter the hospital, we all have spells, if it weren't for the fact that they are all ordinary people, I will be merciful......"

It's still pretending at this time, the fat man said in his heart, he guessed that he was not beaten hard enough, and before getting into the car and leaving, he stuck out his head and said: "By the way, you can also lose the dark coins in the envelope, and you don't need it anyway......"

"What!" Ignoring the pain in his body, Liu Sanjin suddenly got up and touched the side of the fat man's car and said, "It's a dark coin, didn't you say to buy cigarettes for the brothers!" ”

"That's right, ten dollars isn't enough to buy cigarettes?" The fat man said: "It's enough to buy three Hardmen, and you are really ......"

When I opened the envelope, I saw that in addition to the first one on the face was Great Unity, the thick stack below was all imitation RMB "dark coins"! Liu Sanjin was completely speechless at this time, grabbed the fat man's car door and refused to let go: "You have to send me to the hospital, you have to ask your family to compensate me for my medical expenses, otherwise I will sue you!" ”

Yo, this is starting to play a scoundrel, but if you really want to talk about a scoundrel, the fat man is definitely at the level of the grandfather, he opened the car door and said: "Be careful, don't row the car, a mouth is a small thousand, our boss doesn't want others to spend his car." While saying that, he helped Liu Sanjin to walk out, and by the way, the nail was scratched the car door, and then turned his head and deliberately shouted: "It's over, it's over, you really scratched!" ”

Liu Sanjin was frightened this time, who were the people who could drive a car that year? Hearing that the county magistrate had just gotten a jeep, and this person's car was much more advanced than the jeep, he asked in a low voice, "What are you doing?" ”

"Me? Driver! The fat man said: "Someone who drives, groom, do you know who I drive?" Who knows the best in Ma'an County? Ang Li, Uncle Li, you scraped his car, come on, I guess he won't be good at resting......"

Li An, just this name can scare him Liu Sanjin's legs tremble, if you want to say that who in Anxian County doesn't know what kind of character that the goods are, black and white are all-in-one, now he is dumb and can't say if he eats Coptis chinensis. The fat man came to be a good man again, he said: "Forget it, I didn't mean to see you Liu Shenxian, I told the boss that I shaved it, and asked him to deduct my salary." ”

"Really?" Liu Sanjin went from hell to heaven all of a sudden, if he really wanted to accompany him, he didn't know how many years of hexagram he would have to, the fat man got in the car and poked his head out again and said: "In addition, let me tell you one more thing, Cha Wenbin, he is my brother!" ”

The car suddenly emitting black smoke went farther and farther, Liu Sanjin had been pondering the last sentence, and when he thought about it, he suddenly realized that he was Ghost Li and met Li Kui. Since then, Liu Sanjin has never appeared again, but the location under the overpass is always a golden position, the stalls are still the same, and the people who go to see the excitement are still the same, but there is no one who dares to use the name of Tianzheng Dao Cha Wenbin.

If you want to crack down on piracy, the fat man is a precedent for the people of the whole country, and he has the awareness of protecting intellectual property rights in that era......

Anxian County is a small place, and things spread quickly, and the story of Liu Sanjin being teased inevitably reached Cha Wenbin's ears. But the fat man couldn't do anything with him when he had done all the work, and the winter of that year probably lasted in such a cheerful atmosphere.