It is rare to tell fortunes in this county to give a big unity, this beautiful errand that fell by nature, Liu Sanjin is naturally very happy, and put away the money with a smile while looking at the fat man's huge head, while pretending to let the fat man stretch out his palm to touch it around, after a while, this Liu Sanjin "tsk" and said: "This old brother, I see that you are full of heaven, the earth is round, and you are a blessed person, but ah, hey, forget it, you take this money back and get it back." ”

If you want to change to an ordinary person, you must be very puzzled, why don't you want the money that Liu Sanjin has in hand? But that's what ordinary people think, fat people are ordinary people? He's just a different kind of person! I thought, okay, playing with grandpa wants to catch the old man, this old boy is going to put a long line to catch a big fish!

In other words, this Liu Sanjin saw that the fat man was generous and drove a car, which was definitely a nouveau riche back then. Since he is a gentleman, he is too sorry for himself if he only gets ten yuan, how can he let go of a big fish without slaughtering it hard?

"Yo, don't, is there any trouble?" The fat man pretended to be shocked and said in that slightly sincere and pleading language: "Master, I won't tell you that I have been unlucky recently, this encounter is fate, you are a master at a glance, I heard that he is also a senior brother with Cha Wenbin, that must be amazing, you can't see death without help, right?" ”

"Hey," Liu Sanjin waved his hand and said, "How can we cultivators see death and not save us?" It's just that brother, I see that your Yin Tang is a little black, and there is a faint black aura behind you. Dare to ask if Lingzun Lingtang is okay? ”

"Not good," said the fat man, "it's not good, I haven't seen them for a while." ”

"That's right," Liu Sanjin followed his words and said, "Lingzun Lingtang has been entangled by a little ghost recently, which has affected your fortune, and Mrs. Ling must have gone to see Lingzun recently, right?" ”

"Yes, yes, that's right," the fat man misses you a bullshit, Lao Tzu's parents have been dead for many years, and my wife hasn't even scratched the word, so you give me the whole thing like the real thing, and I won't play you to death later. "Just last month, I just didn't have time, I sent her to go, and I had a headache and brain fever when I came back, and I always said that it was uncomfortable, and I haven't had children for a few years at this age."

"Oh, actually, I shouldn't have said this," Liu Sanjin was very happy when he saw that the fat man was about to take the bait, and he said: "First, there is a problem with your family's ancestral tomb, and it should be a problem with the orientation." If you want to solve your matter, it's not difficult, the ancestral grave will be reburied, and then go to your house to do a way to collect the pestering little ghost, and within two years, you will definitely be able to get a big fat boy. Brother, your life is good, rich and noble, you must have a son, but if you don't pass the level in front of you and offend that little ghost, maybe this son will have to fly. ”

"Oh, what's the matter!" The fat man got up and exclaimed, "Then the gentleman hurried to help me take a look, what are you waiting for?" ”

At this time, some of the onlookers around had already begun to whisper, some pointed at the fat man, and some were secretly saying that Liu Sanjin was really good, and he could calculate four, five or six when he closed his eyes.

"I'm afraid this won't work," now it's his turn Liu Sanjin to start arranging the score, and the score is naturally for the price increase later, "Our ancestor has words first, and if you learn some skills, you can only calculate hexagrams, and you can't look at the grave for others." He threw his head forward and said to the crowd, "Do you know why?" ”

"I don't know ......," everyone shook their heads.

Liu Sanjin's neck was pulled back with a "whoosh", and he leaned back on the chair like a turtle and said: "I'm afraid of leaking the heavenly secret, this leaking the heavenly secret will be punished by heaven, I still want to live a comfortable life for a few more years, but I can't offend the old fairy on the top because of this." He kept pushing his hand at the fat man and said: "Let's go, let's go, I can't look here, you go find another place to see, but anyone who has some real skills will definitely not take your job easily, who wants to offend God!" ”

Liu Sanjin is indeed a good hand at acting, and now he has fully entered the role, and he really regards himself as an old fairy. The fat man was quite scornful of his behavior in his heart, but he also had to cooperate, he kept saying to the onlookers and aunts: "Uncles and aunts, uncles and aunts, you are doing well, you can help me persuade this old fairy, this person who does not have a three disasters and six tribulations outside, can not stand idly by, I will burn incense and chant sutras day and night to pray for this old fairy to eliminate disasters......

"Yes, I don't think it's easy for this little brother, the eye sockets are sunken......" "That's it, how can you see death and not save it, Liu Shenxian, you can do it." "That's right, Fairy Liu, help him, how pitiful......"

This incitement coupled with the performance of the fat man in place, the surrounding crowd all began to persuade with their mouths, we Chinese will always watch the excitement is not a big deal, anyway, the more people come to persuade, the more the fat man pretends to be pitiful, then the palanquin under Liu Sanjin's ass will be lifted higher. When the sedan chair was so high that Liu Sanjin estimated that he was about to fall down, he sighed and said: "That's it, this old brother, I also see that you are a responsible person and filial piety, so let's do it, the old man is willing to spend a year of life to run this leg for you." ”

"Oh, Liu Shenxian is a good person...... "It's really a living immortal, it's a year of life......" In a compliment, Liu Shenxian took the stall and got into the fat man's car, this is the first time he sat in such a high-end car, the sofa was soft and his ass was trapped in it all of a sudden, different from the bus, the smell inside is still very fragrant, and it doesn't burn his butt at all......

He thought to himself: This rich man's life is really good, but the richer he is, the more afraid he is of death, I will have to think of a few more ideas later, it is a pity that this person is so rich and not slaughtered......

The fat man drove the car around the county town first, and then turned around and copied a small road to the suburbs, and the back glass of the car was equipped with curtains, so Liu Sanjin couldn't see the outside situation at all. There was a little song in the car, and he was happy to close his eyes and listen to it at ease, this time he caught up with the taste of being a master for the first time, and he was so sorry for himself if he didn't enjoy it.

Walking to a remote place, the fat man saw an old grave with a grave overgrown with wild grass, he stopped the car and asked Liu Sanjin to point to the old grave and said: "That is my grandfather's grave," and pointed to the back of a few graves and said: "There is my grandmother and my grandfather and my grandmother, which one do we want to see?" ”

Liu Sanjin was also taken aback, he took a look, there are so many graves here, it is more difficult to find out what is wrong at a glance, so he said: "Look at the past one by one, which one has a problem must be remembered first, don't underestimate these problems, there is a great deal of attention to the fortune of future generations." ”

Walking to the side of the grave of the "grandfather", Liu Sanjin touched his chin and said: "Hey, how can this tomb be repaired like this, at first glance, I don't understand geography, you look here, you see," he pulled the fat man and pointed to the ground and said: "The bamboo whip has been drilled in, how can this work, in case there are bamboo shoots in the grave bag, wouldn't it be that even the bones of the ancestors will be poked and rotten, no, no, this will not work, it must be replaced immediately!" ”

The fat man thought to himself, this is the fucking bamboo forest, where there is no bamboo whip, but he still promised: "Then what else?" ”

"Let's go inside," Liu Sanjin walked to the grave of "grandma" and exclaimed: "Oh, brother, how do you want me to say hello, this grave is cracked!" If it cracks, the sky on the top is broken, and if the sky is broken, who will carry it for you, no wonder! He shook his head again and again and said, "This tomb must be rebuilt, and it won't work if it is not repaired." ”

He turned to a grave bag next to him and said, "Well, this one is okay, it's okay, I should have asked someone to see it." ”

"Well, I'm sorry," the fat man said, "That's not my grandfather, my grandfather is still in it......"

Liu Sanjin's face turned red, but he immediately returned to normal, who made him thick-skinned! Pretending to follow the fat man in and take a turn, the fat man pointed to a stone base and said: "That's it, my grandfather left early, his life is not good, a few days ago I dreamed that his old man said that it was cold below, old fairy, why do you say this?" ”

"That must be in the water," Liu Sanjin said: "It's really not filial to say that you are filial, why don't you choose a piece of land if you have money, such a trembling place, hey......" He shook his head again and again and said: "The ancestral tomb mountain is very important, don't look at you now have two small money, but if you can't keep it, your money will be scattered in less than three years." But if the ancestral tomb mountain is good, it will be thousands of generations, and each generation will be stronger than the next. It depends on whether your brother wants to be rich for one generation, or ten generations for hundreds ......of generations."

"That must be ten generations and hundreds of generations, I can't be a loser."

He patted the fat man on the shoulder and said, "Then change the place, change the dragon and phoenix hole!" ”

"But where is the dragon and phoenix cave?" The fat man was surprised: "Isn't it said that the dragon and phoenix cave are buried in the emperor!" ”

"That's right," Liu Sanjin said: "If your ancestors are buried, your descendants will be the emperor's destiny in the future, I know where there is a dragon and phoenix cave, this is what our ancestors left for the emperor of the previous dynasty, but he was unlucky, he lost the battle and fled to Taiwan, and the cave was empty." ”

"Ahh The fat man pretended to be surprised and said, "It's for Lao Jiang!" "He thought to himself, you are too bullshit, and the emperor of the previous dynasty, I X you bastard of the dog day, you can talk more than Lao Tzu!

"But it's not, isn't he the emperor's order," Liu Sanjin said: "Lao Jiang is from Zhejiang, and our ancestor was even if he was not protected back then, so the land was not built at all, and it is still empty." ”

"Really?" The fat man said, "Then move my ancestors over?" ”

"I'm afraid it's a bit troublesome to move over, that land is now allocated to private individuals by the state, but I can think of a way, maybe we can buy it for some money......"

Fat man, good fellow, you can be considered to show your fox tail......