Lu's wife seemed to be cleaning up the seafood seriously, and she didn't even look at me, but her expression was very tense: "It's a shopping mall, the most ordinary necklace." I was about to test a few more words when Mr. Lu walked in and said with a smile that the kitchen was too messy. Let me go to the living room for tea. I said I wanted to learn how to make seafood with my sister-in-law. Mr. Lu seems to have a good relationship with his wife, and has been praising her for how good her cooking skills are, so I had to listen to it for a long time, and then Mrs. Lu kicked us out of the kitchen, saying not to disturb her play, let's go to the living room to chat.

For dinner, Lu's wife made eight dishes, including four seafood, I remember a lobster more than half a foot long, as well as geoduck and oysters. Mr. Lu took out a stainless steel wine barrel from the freezer, and there was no pattern or word on the barrel. Mr. Lu said: "This is the raw pulp inside the first factory. The strength is relatively large, but the taste is the best, and outsiders can't drink it. "I was interested.

The five people at the table all drank beer, and only a cold bottle of Big Coke was placed in the position of the big cow. When I started eating, I had to admit that Mr. Lu did not exaggerate his wife's cooking skills at all, a typical Jiaodong practice. With my appetite for more than two years of seafood in Thailand, I also think the seafood she makes is very delicious. But good food is good food, but this meal was not interesting to eat, because it was all disturbed by the child named Da Niu.

As soon as it is served, according to the rules of the Chinese, you should let the elders move the chopsticks first, even if it is a guest, the elders must take the initiative to let you eat first. Lu's mother pointed to the lobster and said, "This is my daughter-in-law's best, son, hurry up and get a piece of shrimp meat for Boss Tian first!" "Mr. Lu opened the lobster shell and was just about to send a large piece of shrimp meat to my plate. Before I could pretend to excuse myself, his son Da Niu had been waiting for a long time, and without using tools, he stood up, grabbed the large piece of lobster meat with both hands, and put it back in his plate.

"Da Niu, this is not for you, it is for Uncle Tian. Put it back! Lu's wife hurriedly said.

Mr. Lu persuaded: "Forget it, he has already grabbed it with his hands, and I will get another piece for Boss Tian." Lu's wife glared at her son unhappily and said Why are you so rude. Da Niu seemed to be suffering from deafness, completely ignored her, skillfully wiped his hands with a paper towel, and then cut the meat piece by piece with a knife, and ate it with dipping sauce, which seems to be often done.

It stands to reason that Mr. Lu is a middle-class family, and in a city like Qingdao that specializes in seafood, it is impossible to eat less seafood, but he eats it like he has just come out of prison. He drank Coke at an astonishing rate. Within fifteen minutes of eating, half of the 1.5-liter bottle of plastic cola had been wiped out. I asked Mr. Lu, "Do you usually drink Coke?" Mr. Lu nodded and said that he liked to drink this.

I told Mr. Lu that children should drink as little carbonated drinks as possible, especially cola, because they are not only prone to osteoporosis, but also too high in sugar and gain weight quickly. Mr. Lu nodded while listening, and Lu's wife looked at her husband with complaining eyes, but she didn't speak, and Lu's mother disagreed: "Hey, children love to drink, let him drink it, we couldn't even eat enough when we were children, and now that the conditions are good, what's the matter with a drink." The children in the old society were as thin as bamboo poles, how good it is now, our big cow is the tallest and strongest in the class! "I thought to myself, this is strong, obviously fat.

Seeing me staring at Da Niu, Mr. Lu also felt a little embarrassed, so he kept persuading me to drink. This puree is a little bitter, but the taste is very mellow, although there is a hidden danger of gout when eating seafood, but fortunately, I am young and healthy, so I don't care. It's just that this big bull seems to be deliberately against me, I stretched out my chopsticks to pick something, and he grabbed something from me, and later I found out that he did the same to the Lu couple, it turned out that he was against everyone.

Later, he simply brought a plate of stuffy seed shrimp and garlic oysters to himself, and protected him with his arm to prevent others from touching it. Lu's wife was very angry: "What are you doing, put it back for me, how do you let others eat?" ”

"If you don't give it, you'll be angry." Da Niu put on an offensive face, and glanced at me intentionally or unintentionally. Obviously, this child is a typical kind of "people come crazy", the Northeast dialect is called "kicking the nose in the face", the more you persuade, the more energetic he becomes, especially in front of outsiders, in order to show his strength. Actually, it's not like I've never seen this kind of child, but it's hard to imagine why this boy who is less than ten years old can make such a twisted and strange expression, I am not a professional writer, I can't accurately describe that kind of expression, in short, it is exaggerated to the extreme, both funny and annoying.

Da Niu's words and deeds made Lu's wife even more angry, she slapped her chopsticks on the table and pointed at Da Niu: "Put the plate back in place for me immediately!" Da Niu was stunned for a moment, as if he could see his mother's anger, but he looked at his father and grandmother again, and although he didn't talk back, he didn't obey. Lu's wife was furious, and she was about to do it when she stood up.

Before Mr. Lu could speak, Lu's mother spoke first: "What do you have to say, can't you wait until you eat?" What should I do if I frighten my child and choke on anger after eating for a while? ”

Lu's wife said angrily: "He's afraid of being frightened, so he's not afraid of making others laugh at him when he does this?" ”

"How old is he and knows what a joke is? My son wet the bed when he was ten years old, and now you ask, how many people in the unit dare to laugh at him? Lu Mu Zhen has words. Remnants of garbage.

In China, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is very sensitive, and Lu's wife has no choice but to sit back in place with the fire suppressed. Lu's mother thought that her daughter-in-law was at a loss, so she pouted and said: "You young people who have studied in college, you are not as good as me, an old woman who has not graduated from junior high school!" Lu's wife's face was ugly, and she couldn't say anything, so she could only pretend that she hadn't heard it.

Mr. Lu coughed a few times and made a round. Lu Mu picked up the steamed bun and broke it open, and dipped it in the soup of the braised prawns in front of the big cow and ate it. I thought to myself that this soup is full of oil, can it be good for the body after eating it, but it is estimated that the old lady has a heavy mouth and is used to eating. Every time Lu's mother went to dip, Da Niu looked at her with alert eyes, for fear that her grandmother would dip a shrimp with a steamed bun.

After eating for a while, I realized that Lu Mu was just eating steamed buns dipped in red oil from beginning to end, and almost didn't touch anything else. Is it because she doesn't like seafood? But in addition to seafood on the table, there are also stir-fried vegetables, meat and vegetables, is she losing weight, but this old lady is not fat.

While I was guessing, the big cow who was immersed in eating and drinking suddenly raised his head and said to Lu's wife, "When will you take me to his house?" Lu's wife didn't understand, and asked whose house to go to.

Da Niu's eyes suddenly widened wider than the cow: "What are you pretending to be confused?" I'm going to Xiao Hao's house! The said you gave me that transformer, why wouldn't you let me? ”

That's when I realized that he was still struggling with this matter. Lu's wife said angrily: "Why did people give it to you?" Don't go! Da Niu was still arguing, Lu's wife ignored him, in order to interrupt, she took a stuffy seed shrimp from the plate in front of Da Niu, prepared to put it on my plate, and said, "Come, eat shrimp." "The big cow seemed to have a grudge against me, and when he saw that my eyes were about to burst into flames, he reached out angrily and pushed his mother's arm, and the shrimp threw out, and flew right on me, and the soup splashed all over me.

"You eat a fart!" The big cow was so angry that he gasped, as if he had asthma.

I was shocked, and hurriedly found a tissue to wipe, and Mr. Lu also came to help me, but Lu's wife couldn't hold back anymore, and pulled out to her son's side to slap her. Mr. Lu stood up with a sigh of relief, very unhappy: "Why are you so heavy?" ”

Da Niu was stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly pulled his mother's hair like crazy and kicked him. Lu's mother also went over, I thought she was trying to persuade her, but I didn't expect Lu's mother to push her daughter-in-law hard: "What's wrong with you?" Is it a pro-son, this kind of hand? ”

Da Niu was even more energetic, and he had to chase and fight, but was blocked by Mr. Lu, Da Niu had no place to vent his anger, and when he saw that I was the only one sitting at the table, he actually came over to lift the table. Although he is only less than ten years old, he is more than one meter four meters tall, fortunately, the table is not folded but solid wood, Da Niu held the edge of the table with both hands, did not move for a while, and was pulled away by Mr. Lu.

Lu's mother said to Mr. Lu: "Don't pull him, such a young child, if you can't let out your anger, you will get sick!" Tian Da nephew, don't move yet, just be aggrieved and let Da Niu lift the table. He turned to Mr. Lu and said to help his son.