"Do you remember when you first watched the movie "Jigong", the living Buddha Jigong had two treasures? A broken fan, and a mud ball that can't be washed all over the body! "This is what Xiao Jiu'er kept telling me on the road.

What does she mean by that? I didn't analyze it along the way.

After the baptism of stinky sweat, I returned to the room where the old man traveled west with the fortune teller. This time, my mother didn't come, because I didn't know if the trip would be successful, and Xiao Jiu'er said that it might take several days, and she would notify her mother as soon as she had something, and my mother was reluctant to let us go.

The furnishings of the room are still the same, but a thin layer of dust has fallen.

Xiao Jiu'er looked at the empty room, her eyes were red, and she didn't move.

I wanted to say something comforting, but I couldn't, because I was the one who died. I'm reluctant to admit it, but what can I say? Wait quietly, if she doesn't beat me, I'll be Amitabha!

After waiting for more than two hours, my legs kept trembling while standing, and Xiao Jiu'er sighed and ended the mourning.

My Sister Di! You're my sister! Can you find me a stool next time?

Xiao Jiu'er ignored my expression at this time, walked to the bed, and took out a tattered cardboard box from under the pillow that her father had used.

I stretched my neck vigorously and saw that the box had "Black Chicken White Phoenix Pill" written on it, and a few big black characters clearly made me tremble! And I also saw that the production date and shelf life have expired for n years!

Are you going to give me this? Kill me, I won't obey, absolutely not!

Xiao Jiu'er gently rubbed the carton like stroking a baby she hadn't seen for many years, as if it contained her most unforgettable memories!

For a long, long time! When I was figuring out how to run, Xiao Jiu'er suddenly opened the carton as if she had made up her mind to go to justice generously.

A foul smell, a stench that stinky tofu is incomparable, makes people smell the stench of not being able to eat for three days! It instantly floated into my nostrils and quickly took over my brain without hindrance.

"Ahh …… ...... vomit"

My head was dizzy, my eyes seemed to be smeared with chili oil, my snot escaped from my nasal passages, and I couldn't even have a little water left in my stomach.

"Plop!"

I fell to the ground, and the last time I saw it, Xiao Jiu'er, she didn't know when she was wearing a gas mask.

"You! …… You! Why didn't you say it earlier! ”

After spitting these words between my teeth, I felt that the next thing I vomited was white foam. His eyes were blurry, and his tears were still soaring.

In a daze, I felt that something had been put in my mouth, it couldn't be the expired black chicken white phoenix pill, right? It's better to stab me to death with a knife!

The stuff in the mouth was slippery, wrapped in saliva like a jelly. And it's getting smaller and smaller, and before I can figure out what it tastes like, it's gone! What is this?

The mind began to clear up, and consciousness slowly returned from blur. I opened my eyes hard and saw Xiao Jiu'er looking at me with a smile!

"What are you doing? Like a hungry wolf! Am I delicious? ”

When Xiao Jiu'er saw me talking, she leaned over excitedly and stared at me with big watery eyes, her eyelashes shining.

"What do you not feel?"

"Me? Nope! ”

"Not at all?"

"Nope."

"What does it smell like?"

"No taste."

"Huh? Is it overdue? ”

"Huh?! Did you really give it to me, that black chicken and white phoenix pill? ”

"That's just a box, it's not a black chicken and white phoenix pill in it!"

"Then why do you suspect it's expired?"

"Because when I opened the box, the smell seemed to be stronger than before!"

"Isn't that the same as expiration?"

"Yes! Maybe it's really expired, right? ”

"Vomit ......"

"You don't have to vomit, you shouldn't be dead! When I opened it before, I was even worse than you! ”

"Vomit...... It's true? ”

"Really."

"Then I'm balanced."

"Smack!"

"Why are you hitting me?"

"I'm happy, you dare to resist?"

"I ......"

I was slapped by her again for no reason, although I was resentful in my heart, I didn't dare to resist at all, I don't want to become a table of scum.

Looking around, we were still in the temple, and I was still lying on the couch where the old monk once sit.

"Oops! ……”

A chill on my body for no reason, Amitabha! Amitabha! ……

Old monk, your death has nothing to do with me, it was you who leaked the secret of heaven yourself, I didn't force you to say it, don't come to me!

"Impossible! It's said that it tastes so big, shouldn't it feel like there is nothing at all? At least it should have some flavor, huh? ”

After Xiao Jiu'er finished talking to herself, she stared at me, as if she wanted to find an accurate answer from my face.

"Don't look at me like that! I've said it all, you can't help it if you don't believe me. Anyway, if you don't die, it's my fate, what do you want? ”

"It really doesn't feel or taste at all?"

I really didn't have anything to explain, so I just nodded heavily.

"Do you know what that is?"

Seeing Xiao Jiu'er asking me very seriously, I shook my head seriously and replied, "I don't know!" ”

"Remember what I said on the way here?"

"You mean...... This is the mud ball on Jigong's body?! ”

Seeing Xiao Jiu'er nodding with a smile, I suddenly felt that my head was full of black lines, this is too, right?!

"Are you sure? You didn't mean to make fun of me, did you? ”

"I've always been skeptical of what my dad said! So what do you feel or taste like? ”

"Didn't you taste it yourself?"

"I thought about it before, but after opening the box, it was worse than you, so I didn't dare to try it again!"

"Your dad didn't say anything specifically, what does this thing do or do?"

"He hasn't tasted it either, and I don't know where it came from."

"Huh?! You don't know anything, how can you be sure that Jigong stayed? ”

"Because of this."

Xiao Jiu'er said and took out a piece of paper from the box just now, what is it? Medication instructions? Or is it the message of the ancients when they left behind treasures?

Xiao Jiu'er held this piece of paper with her precious hands and handed it to me very respectfully. I quickly and cautiously took it, in case any cultural relics were damaged by me, I couldn't compensate.

Holding the paper in both hands, it was very light and light, as if it was not paper! It should be the leaves of a certain plant, which have a slight yellowish halo, showing everywhere, its antiquity and vicissitudes!

With curiosity and reverence, read the text carefully.

"Black Chicken White Phoenix Pill Manual! National medicine quasi-word...... Are you fooling me? That's the manual! ”

I hate it so much that my hair is about to grow up, although I have been ignored by you, but you can't play me so endlessly, right? Even though I'm poor, even though you seem to be quite rich, you can't do this?!

Seeing that I seemed to be about to get angry, Xiao Jiu'er hurriedly explained to me, "If you take a closer look, there are some different words at the bottom. ”

"Humph! You still want to play ......"

I was resentful in my heart, but I still glanced at the bottom of the instruction manual suspiciously.

Kindness? There are really some special words!

It reads, "Even if you are seriously ill, you have no desire to survive, and now you will stay alive with the Buddha Jigong elixir to save future generations." Those who hope for this elixir will be kind to the living beings, eliminate the evil and restore the world to a peaceful place, although I have no regrets in death. ”

What does that mean? Could it be that what Xiao Jiu'er said is true? But why didn't I feel anything after eating it? Could it be that the elixir left by the gods also has an expiration date? Or is this simply a beautiful?

Xiao Jiu'er was still looking at me, wanting to get an answer from me. But I could only stare at her, because I didn't have an answer.

"Your Journey to the West dad didn't say much?"

Xiao Jiu'er looked thoughtful, but she didn't think of anything for a long time.

"Let's wait and see, maybe the effect hasn't come up yet."

"How long will it take?"

"Wait, do you still have nightmares after dark?"

Embarrassment...... I'm a guinea pig again! But if this medicine really works, I will admit it.

I stayed up until dark, and the night on the mountain came later than in the city, but it was much quieter than in the city.

The insects chirped in their ears, the cats stared at the branches looking for their prey, and when the bright moon climbed the branches, she reflected everything in the woods in her shadow.

Xiao Jiu'er and I stayed in the meditation room together, anxiously waiting. In fact, I myself feel that I am sick, and the cat demon will come all day long, annoy it! As soon as it stopped coming, I became even more anxious, like a wife waiting for her husband to come home!

"Don't you want to sleep?" Xiao Jiu'er asked me in surprise.

"Yes, but I can't sleep right now."

"Why?"

“…… I'm waiting for the cat demon. ”

“…… Die! ”

"Smack!"

I felt something hit the back of my neck, my head went numb, and my eyes blurred.

Where am I? He's dead? Or asleep?

Hey? I can see my body, and it's shining with gold! Could it be that the elixir left by Jigong only has an effect in dreams?

"Meow!"

Cat demon! Are you really waiting for me? But why can't you see it this time?

"Meow! Three maniacs! Don't think that a little pure yang blood can do anything to me, although I was accidentally ruined by you, but getting your pure yang blood makes my demon power stronger! Haha......"

"Where are you? If you have the ability, come out, what's the secret! Aren't you trying to scare me to death? Come on! ”

"Humph! Do you think I can't do anything with the Golden Light Protector? You wait, I'll be able to clean you up again after I practice. ”

"Huh? What is the Golden Light Protector? What are you talking about? ”

I didn't hear the voice of the cat demon again, so it must be gone, right?

Is that what it said just now is all this golden light on me? Can this thing defend against youkai? Ahaha...... Brother, I can finally sleep well!

Sister Zhou Gong, brother is here!

"Smack!"

"Who robbed my daughter-in-law?"

Suddenly I was hit in the head, I just dreamed of taking my daughter-in-law, and someone snatched my daughter-in-law, how can I not be angry!

"You're pretty comfortable! not only dreamed of taking his daughter-in-law, but also slept and snored. ”

Seeing Xiao Jiu'er staring at me with two red eyes, my heart trembled! She wouldn't have slept all night, would she? Just staring at me like that? ……

"Are you watching me all the time?"

"It's useless to ask less, has the cat demon appeared?"

"Yes! appeared. ”

"How? What did it do again? ”

"It ran away without showing up!"

"Why?"

"It said I had some golden light protector, got scared, and ran away."

"Golden Light Protector? What? Why didn't I see it? ”

"What I saw in my dreams was a golden glow from me. Is that the Golden Light Protector? ”

"Well...... I don't know. ”

"So, what should I do next?"

“…… Die! ”

"Why?"

“……”

Seeing Xiao Jiu'er's face becoming more and more iron-blue, I felt like a storm was coming, and the air was dull and began to make people breathless. Her eyes seemed to be able to release lightning, and my eyes hurt and my whole body began to tremble!

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