Chapter 7: Unexpected Surprises

My eyes opened again, and in addition to my mother, there was also a beautiful girl, the fortune teller!

"What are you doing here? Coming to my house is like going to a store, and destroying other people's things. ”

"You...... I really shouldn't have saved you! Kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs! ”

"Okay, even if I'm a dog, you're Lu Dongbin! My bite of you is a piece of meat, and if you bite me, it will be a mouthful of hair. ”

"Smack!"

Suddenly there was a hot pain on my face, and then I felt like I had a lot of weight on the left side of my face.

"Mom, why are you beating me?"

"You bear child! If it weren't for the good heart of other people's daughters, your little life would be gone, and if you still say this kind of thing, I won't beat you or anyone. ”

Seeing that my mother seemed to be really angry, I could only swallow the words I wanted to refute back into my stomach.

Look at that fortune teller again, she's actually laughing! Are you satisfied? Brother was slapped, and you were happy, right? Hum! When my brother has money in the future, he will appoint you to take care of you and love you well, but this seems too far away!

"Mom, what the hell is going on? You say she saved me? Why don't I feel like that? ”

"You bear child, you suddenly had a myocardial infarction, if this girl hadn't rescued her in time, of course you would have been gone. So you, don't thank you yet! ”

Oh... It turns out that the ghost is also you, and the god is also you!

"Hey! Fortune telling! That, Xiao Jiu, right? Thank you! Scare me to death and revive me, you really have a set. ”

"Huh? Who scared you to death? You make it clear! ”

"If you want to know, I'll tell you."

I told everything I experienced in the dream as it was, and my mother trembled all over when I heard it, and her chin dropped from the fortune teller.

"I was already sober, but who knew that you were clicking around the corridor, making my heart beat to the rhythm of your footsteps. As a result, you suddenly stopped and banged on the door, which is why I was scared of cardiac arrest and myocardial infarction. Is it your fault, you say? ”

The old mother showed a sudden look, but there were still some impossible question marks on her face.

"I ...... I forgot what floor your house was, so I only wandered around in the middle of the night, who knew you were so timid? I slammed the door when I heard your movements, I'm afraid you're in danger. ”

"Sister! Anyone who just had a nightmare is nervous, right? It's strange that you slammed the door at this time, and you didn't scare people to death! ”

"Is the cat demon really here again?"

"Don't interrupt, look at your masterpiece, my door is completely ruined! You're responsible, right? ”

I pointed to the door of the room, which had been completely destroyed, to remind her, who knew that she was blushing so much, from the base of her neck to the top of her head, and slowly turning a little purple!

"That's it! Cheapskate! ”

"I'm a stingy ghost, who calls me a poor man, if I have a lot of money, I don't have to be afraid of gods and horses, demons and monsters!"

"Huh? Why? ”

"Money can make ghosts grind!"

“……”

Seeing her completely speechless by me, I don't want to mention how happy I am. But then again, as a poor person, these can only be thought about, let the ghost grind, that is what God can do, but unfortunately I am not a god!

My mother sighed too, she should have a better understanding of the plight of the poor than I did.

"I'm not called Xiao Jiu, my name is Li Jiugu, Xiao Jiu is my milk name, only my father calls me that."

It turns out that your name is Jiugu, why do you call it such a strange name?

"You're trying to take advantage of me? Or are you going to trick me again? It's called Jiugu! Why don't you call Big Aunt? ”

"Smack!"

The face hurts again, this time on the right. Now it's okay, my whole face feels fat.

"Why are you hitting me?"

I covered my face and yelled at Li Jiugu. But she bowed her head very shyly, took out a card in her pocket and handed it to me.

Depend on! Are you still shy about hitting someone? Will you still get a membership card when you're done? Brother, I'm not a masochist, I don't have that special hobby!

"What are you doing? Why do you send this broken card after beating someone? ”

"My name is really Li Jiugu, and this is my ID card."

Curiously took the ID card, forgetting the pain on his face for a while. Her real name is Li Jiugu!

"However, no matter how your name sounds, it sounds like taking advantage of others, can't anyone see you and call them Jiugu, right?"

"You, you call me Li Jiu, the people who tell my fortune call me master, I sound weird, or call me Ah Jiu. It's not taking advantage of you this time, is it? ”

"Well...... Just call you Xiao Jiu'er, don't pull it down. ”

"You...... You can ...... whatever you want."

Seeing her pouting in anger, how could I not be happy in my heart. If you want to beat me, you have to get back on the field.

……

There was silence for a while, me, Mom, and this fortune teller. It seems that everyone has their own thoughts on their minds, I can't guess what they think, what I have been thinking about is how to sleep well, don't be scared in my dreams.

And the cat demon seems to have been injured by my blood, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to escape from the nightmare so easily, would I? How can this be explained? Could it be that my virgin blood can really destroy evil and eliminate demons? Incredible!

"You said you bit the tip of your tongue in your dream and sprayed blood on the cat demon, and then she was wrapped in black gas and disappeared, right?"

Hearing Xiao Jiu'er ask me suddenly, the thoughts in my mind were interrupted by her and pulled back into my dream.

"Well, that's true, is my blood so useful?"

……

There was another silence, can you stop being like this, fishing for other people's appetites, and then just be silent, how can it be like strangulation!

Seeing that she seemed to be thinking about something, I wanted to ask her, but I was afraid that she would suddenly go berserk and beat me up, which would be too wrong.

"You're so oddly ill-fated! The blood is actually pure yang blood! Numerology is a man of the underworld! Yin and Yang are extreme, but they are all in the same body, what a strange! ”

"Can you be clear? I sound even more confused! ”

My mother also gave up what she was thinking, stared at Xiao Jiu'er, and waited with me for her to answer.

"That is to say, your fate is strange and strange, ordinary people should be yang energy in your body, but you have a large amount of yin energy in your body. People with broken palms are generally either successful in doing things or extremely evil, but you are a waste and unsuccessful! Didn't become a big villain! And your eight characters show that you should be the reincarnation of the Hades of the underworld, but you are entangled by the cat demon, and the demons and monsters generally see you, and it's too late to hide! But you're approached by a monster, and you say you're ......."

"Huh?! …… Is this my life? ”

Xiao Jiu'er saw me open her mouth wide and looked unbelieving, and then said, "You can still fight back in your dreams, this is even more incredible!" Ordinary people will only run away and hide in their dreams, but you do the opposite, so you are very weird! ”

"Weirder than a youkai?"

"Yes! Suffice it to say, you really deserve to do your research. ”

"you drip! I'm not a guinea pig, so I can't just let you study it. ”

"It's all right! I'm not going to cut on you, I'm just following you and observing. ”

"Do you want to observe when you go to the bathroom? Hum! ”

"You...... You should be glad it was an unexpected surprise! At least know some of your secrets, don't you? ”

"Humph! Don't you know, so what do you think I'll do next? ”

I pointed to my dark circles and swollen eye bubbles, you really don't have back pain when you stand and talk!

Time passed little by little, and the old clock at home was still clicking, and suddenly a dazzling light shot into the room from outside the window, and it was dawn.

"Ah......h

I yawned for a long time, and the drowsiness hit me, so that I had no power to resist, and my eyelids suddenly became very heavy and heavy, but I was strong and didn't dare to sleep, I was afraid! I'm afraid that I will dream of that cat demon again, who knows if she will come back to torture me?

Although she was temporarily defeated in the dream, didn't it mean that cats have nine lives! Even if she lost one life in her dream, wouldn't there be eight more?

Again, what should I do? Bite the tip of your tongue again and spray her with blood? It doesn't seem like this will work a second time, will it?

"Xiao Jiu'er! What is my fate, don't study it yet, can you? I want to sleep well now, just this luxury, you are a master, can you help me? ”

"This ......"

Seeing the "squid" on her face, my heart almost fell to the bottom, and it was finely broken!

"There should be a way to do this, but it's a way to die and live a life, and no one has ever tried it."

When I heard that there was a way, my heart suddenly felt like I had grasped a life-saving straw, where could I let it go.

Excited, I burst into tears and grabbed Xiao Jiu'er's delicate hand.

"Tell me! No matter what the cost, I'm willing! As long as you can sleep well, you might as well die! ”

Xu was pinched hard by me, and Xiao Jiu'er grinned and said, "Your hands are really strong!" No wonder they say that the severed palm is ruthless, it's true! ”

Didn't I do it? Can this hurt you? Aren't you a martial arts master who can smash tables? Can't you stand up to my firewood waste?

"There is a medicine that a person who eats it will be full of strength, fearless, and omnipotent. Just like a living immortal, it's no problem to live for hundreds of years, let alone sleep and defeat the cat demon. ”

"What kind of medicine is that? Can there be one in the world? You comfort me? Or are you fooling me? ”

Hearing what she said, I really want to pump her, why don't you just say that I will eat it and become a fairy?!

"Nope! No! Daddy has it, I can give it to you! ”

"But your father didn't eat himself, and he died! Will that work for me? ”

"I've told you that it's nine deaths! Not everyone can take this medicine! ”

"Huh? So how can you be sure I can eat it? ”

"Your fate is strange, and you are anxious to get rid of the cat demon entanglement, don't you want to try, so as to end the nightmare entanglement quickly?"

"Yes! But I don't have any money! This medicine must be worth a lot of money, right? I can't afford it! ”

"I don't want your money, stingy! I've never seen anyone eat it, and my dad never let me touch it, and I'm very curious! ”

Oh! You still use your brother as a guinea pig, but there seems to be no other way now, alas... Dead horses should be live horse doctors!

"Alright! Bring it, I'll believe you once, and be your guinea pig for a trial! ”

Xiao Jiu'er saw me stretching out her hand, but her face showed embarrassment.

"What's wrong? Do you regret it? Forget it, anyway, I don't really believe that there will be such a miracle medicine, you can keep it and sell it to the rich. ”

"It's not! I didn't bring it. ”

"So, where? Far away? ”

"Not far away, in the temple on the hill."

"Huh?! Do you want to climb a mountain again? ”

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