I didn't expect the confession to force out my life experience, but the result was too special, right? I'm actually the master of those monster bugs, why don't you say I'm a demon in hell!

Seeing that I didn't believe it at all, Xiao Fatzi smiled and said, "Boy, didn't you almost become a Rakshasa ghost before?" If it weren't for the fact that you swallowed the magic medicine by chance, it is estimated that the world would have been turned into hell by you by now. ”

"Uh...... I think it's a bit credible when you say that. Otherwise...... That's not right! I'm a real human being, a human with a father and a mother! Tell me, will the evil spirits in hell make humans conceive children? So why did my dad eat it? Almost cheated by you! ”

Xiao Fatzi smiled again, "Boy, who said that you have to roll the sheets with a human woman to leave the demon seed, can't you be reincarnated?" ”

"This ...... Even though I was reincarnated as an evil ghost, I never lived like a human being, with no sharp horns on my head and no wings on my back. Hehe! You're still lying to me. ”

"You...... Why are you so shafted? It's all said that this is the case, but you still refuse to admit it? Well, time will tell. ”

Hu Meiniang didn't speak for a long time, and finally couldn't help asking: "You said that Fengzi is the reincarnation of a demon, I can accept it." But who is this messenger of hell? Are you, Miao Suihua, or someone else? ”

"The Hell Messenger is not me, I just want to become stronger, even if it is only ten percent of the Divine Beast. Then I can go down and break in, and maybe one day I can go back to Heaven! ”

"You just want to be beautiful! Am I so easy to eat? Aren't you afraid of bursting your mouth full of dog teeth? ……”

When I heard that this fat man had eaten me, I could only recover 10 percent, and I suddenly felt that I was not as effective as a little blue pill! How can you not be angry, after scolding him a few words, my heart finally balances a little.

Xiao Fat Man didn't have a brain, he didn't speak, and only after I finished venting did he continue: "You don't have to be angry, I just have such extravagant hopes, and now it seems impossible." As for the Hellbringers, I think there are others. The kitten's identity is special, it won't be. There should be another person who has never been masked, always moving in the shadows. ”

Forehead...... I've been ignored again, and the fat man doesn't take me seriously at all. Hu Meiniang listened beside her, without saying a word, as if she was carefully pondering some details before and after.

The scene suddenly cooled down, and Xiao Fatzi was like a piece of hob meat, so he simply made it on the sofa, and even picked up a bunch of grapes and tasted it carefully. What a drop! Aren't you afraid that the grapes were changed by Hu Meiniang with insects? You'll have diarrhea for a while.

"Eh! …… Eh! My stomach ......"

Xiao Fat Man held his stomach with his hands, and he was about to collapse. I smiled and leaned back, "Look! I'll just say these grapes are not tasty! I haven't done it all the time, who made you greedy, you deserve it! ”

Hu Meiniang stretched out her jade and pointed to a door by the side of the hall, and Xiao Fatzi ran in with his stomach covered. After a while, I heard a commotion, and even a foul smell came out.

Hu Meiniang frowned, and seemed to be very sensitive to this strange smell. I hurriedly diverted the topic, otherwise we would have to throw up in a moment.

"Sister, why don't we ask Miao Suihua and see what she knows?"

Hu Meiniang nodded, and with a wave of her jade arm, Miao Suihua was already lying on the sofa next to me.

Oh! Is this a spatial shift?

Hu Meiniang couldn't close her mouth when she saw me in surprise, and explained: "She was originally here, but I used a trick to cover my eyes, so you can't see it."

Oh! I see. Seeing that the kitten was sleeping soundly, I was a little reluctant to wake her up. But there is no way, things must be asked clearly, otherwise I feel uncomfortable!

"Cousin! Cousin! …… Well? ”

"I cast a spell on her, and you can't wake her up." Hu Meiniang walked up to Miao Suihua as she spoke, and gently spit out a puff of white smoke at her face.

"It smells so good! It is said that the beautiful woman spits out Youlan, and today is considered to be seeing the ancestors! ”

Hu Meiniang sneered, "My brother has won the award!" I'm ......."

She didn't say the rest of the word, just blushing like a ripe apple.

Well...... Could it be a fart? Forehead! ……

"Huh? Table pot! Why are you here? The old fox is there too? Why am I in a place like me? Forehead...... Who am I? Who are you? ”

"What kind of nonsense? I'm Zhang Shanfeng, why do you have a lot of brains to let the door bow pump? ”

I looked at Miao Suihua with a black line, I really don't know if she was stupid, or if she was pretending to be stupid with Lao Tzu!

Miao Suihua scratched the back of her head and thought for a while before saying, "Oh! You are Zhang Sanfeng, you can play Tai Chi, right? Teach me? ”

"Oh! You can really pretend to be b! ……”

As I spoke, I slapped her on the face and slapped her lightly on the head. Miao Suihua stuck out her tongue, "Hee-hee! It's still a hot eye, it seems that I can't hide this little bit of caution! ”

"Humph! Do you know what my sister and I got you here? ”

Miao Suihua shook her head like a rattle, and the ball-shaped earrings she brought at some point kept beating her face. But there's no sound at all, it seems that this sister paper is a stuffy melon, not ripe!

Hu Meiniang briefly talked about the events of these days, and then told us about our suspicions about her. Miao Suihua listened blankly, and when Hu Meiniang finished speaking, she cried!

I hurriedly persuaded me with good words, "Sister, my brother doesn't suspect you, but suspects that someone is borrowing your body to do bad things." It's okay if you don't get hurt, but if you get hurt one day, my brother will be very sloppy! ”

"Smack! What kidneys do you hurt when I am hurt by someone? It's none of your business! ”

Miao Suihua listened to my words, and suddenly jumped up and gave me a slap. I didn't say anything, did I?

Hu Meiniang sneered, grabbed Miao Suihua and raised her little hand.

"Kitten, don't be impulsive, Fengzi didn't mean that!"

"I'm not bored! It's just learning her way of talking, why are you hitting me? ”

"Nasty! Who asked you to learn from others, and what you said is very misleading. ”

Miao Suihua pouted, with an unforgiving posture, and I could see that my back was a little cold!

Miao Suihua continued: "Actually, I don't know what the situation is, since I disappeared inexplicably from the hospital, I feel weird after waking up!" I always feel like I'm missing something, but I can't remember it! ”

"What are you missing? Grilled fish? ”

"Nasty!"

Hu Meiniang suddenly frowned, and then stretched out again.

Miao Suihua continued: "I feel it! I floated and floated, and when I got to a place, I saw some people, and then they told me something, and I floated and floated back. ”

"You're still ...... Floating, floating? Are you papier-mâché? I'll blow and try. ”

"Whirring ......"

I blew at Miao Suihua, and when I saw this girl's face, it was getting darker and darker!

Hu Meiniang's brows furrowed again, and she suddenly said, "Kitten! Wrong! You're not a kitten! Who are you? ”

Miao Suihua suddenly trembled, changed her dignity and whispered to Hu Meiniang: "Old fox! Who do you think I am? You're in for a thousand cuts! Why don't you even know the old sister? ”

I was stunned by this sudden situation! Why is sister paper not sister paper, when will you become a sister?

Hu Meiniang jumped up violently, looking like she had seen a natural enemy, and yelled at Miao Suihua: "You...... Are you the Thousand-Armed Guanyin? ”

"What? Sister, you said that the kitten is a thousand-armed Guanyin! She doesn't look like anything like her! The Guanyin master is rich! ”

I exclaimed at Hu Meiniang, but the Miao Suihua in front of me suddenly jumped away, and like Hu Meiniang, she opened the posture of the three hundred rounds of the battle.

Oh! What's going on? I'm all confused!

"Fengzi! This kitten is not a kitten, she is a subordinate of the hydra, a thousand-armed Guanyin, and a centipede essence! ”

"Huh?"

I jumped up from the couch with a scream and stood next to Hu Meiniang staring at the Miao Suihua known as the Thousand-Armed Guanyin.

"Sister! What you say is true? Where did the seedlings go? ”

"Hahaha...... Old fox, you remember me! But I'm not called Thousand-Armed Kannon now, I'll change my name! ”

I asked Miao Suihua, "What's your name now?" Where did you get my sister's paper? Say it? ”

"Kitten! We put her in a very comfortable place, and now we may be enjoying the blessings of all people! My name is ...... now."

"Oh! How dare you make a move on my sister's paper, I don't care what you call now, I'll kill you! ”

Saying that, I punched the Miao Suihua in front of me, who was not Miao Suihua, and if I dared to touch my girl, I would never let you live!

When this fake Miao Suihua saw me say something, she didn't say hello, and her body quickly rotated on the spot.

Before my fist was close to her body, black smoke billowed from her body, and countless sharp knives shot out of the black smoke.

"Ahh Be careful! Her knife is poisonous! ”

"What? ……”

Hu Meiniang was startled and screamed by the sudden appearance of the flying knives, I was stunned, all the flying knives had arrived in front of me.

"Ahh

Subconsciously close your eyes and block your hands in front of you. After listening to a "jingling" sound, all sounds were gone, and even Hu Meiniang didn't speak. I opened my eyes and said, "Oh! My new clothes, my sister just gave them to me, you pay for them! ”

Hu Meiniang looked at me with wide eyes, and the fake Miao Suihua almost didn't fall off her jaw. I was naked and yelled at her.

"Fengzi, I can give you the clothes again, but you, are you okay?"

"What can it be? Sister, have you forgotten my incorruptible body! ”

"Uh-huh! It's really not bad, you know, the poison on her flying knives is even the gods are afraid of three points! ”

"Oh! Not that exaggerated, right? ”

The two of us were talking, and the fake seedling spike flower suddenly dropped the flying knife that had not been thrown out of his hand. A "dang long" interrupted our conversation, and it also brought my mind back to her.

"Good boy! What kind of monster are you, with such a hard body? The old lady is an eye-opener today! ”

"I said the aunt on the other side, uh...... It should be called Auntie, right? You're still the same as you are, aren't you? Seeing you transform into my cousin makes me sick to my stomach. ”

"Oh!"

Suddenly, the fake seedling spike flower changed its appearance. It's really an authentic aunt, she looks very good, but her face is black and like asphalt, and there are one, two, three behind her, in short, a lot of arms are waving, and each hand is holding a sharp knife.

"Sister, is she the thousand-armed Guanyin you said?"

"Hmm."

"It's disgusting!"

"Ahh Boy, don't want an old lady to take you can't do it, today I have to let you taste the taste of a thousand knives, I don't believe you can resist thousands of knives? ”

"Hee-hee! Come on! I'm trying to save some scrap metal and I don't have any money! ”

"Ahh Look at the knife. ”

Without speculation, my aunt turned into a black whirlwind, and countless flying knives flew towards me and Hu Meiniang in an instant. I opened my arms and resisted with my back, looking at the frightened Hu Meiniang and laughing.

"Save you cow!"

Hu Meiniang said and pasted it into my arms, a faint fragrance, a ball of soft cotton. Looking at her cute appearance, I feel a bit like a seedling spike flower. What happened to the real seedlings now?

The aunt tossed for a while, and when she found that she had nothing to do with me, she screamed and turned around to run away.

I turned around and saw that she was about to run, and yelled, "Bah! Disgusting aunt, you return my sister's paper! ”

Saying that, I chased after me with one arrow step, and Hu Meiniang's home instantly became a cemetery again, and it seems that the blinding method can't stop the aunt in front.

Hu Meiniang shouted: "Fengzi, you wait! ”

What to wait for! Wait a little longer, and the seedlings will be in danger in a while, maybe ...... by now Phew! I'm a crow's mouth!

Chasing the aunt, he soon entered a forest. I don't know where I am now, and since I came out of the hospital by pretending to be dead, I haven't had time to ask Hu Meiniang what kind of place this is!

In front of me, it should be a deep mountain, with dense vegetation, and suddenly I heard a thunderclap, and the snowflakes in the sky fell instantly.

I stopped, "Oh! It's supposed to be July and August, and it's thundering, and it's going to snow? What a grievance! ”

Suddenly I feel like something is flying from behind, it can't be my aunt playing sneak attack with me, right? Turning his head, he said, "Huh? ……”

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