Chapter 88: Ancestors on Qingqiu
Hu Meiniang sighed, waved her jade arm, and the scene in front of her changed, a spacious hall, and modern household facilities were readily available. Xiao Fat Man collapsed on the floor weakly, and seemed to have only breath out but no air in.
Hu Meiniang also changed into a long skirt, looking more like a charming ancient. She stroked her skirt and sat on the soft sofa, looking like a lady in a proper manner.
In amazement, I asked, "Sister, this fat man won't really die, right?" Aren't we going a little too far! ”
"What's this, he was even more fun than I did! This guy has studied in an island country, and he will do any new tricks. If it weren't for my charm, I would have become his plaything! ”
Well...... Listening to Hu Meiniang's words, I really want to pump myself. I remember that I am also a fan of the island country, and once upon a time, those tortured scenes also made me crazy! Now that I think about it, why should people embarrass others, even if the other party is a monster, they can't play with it at will!
Seeing that I lowered my head and didn't speak, Hu Meiniang asked curiously, "Fengzi, what do you want?" ”
"Oh! Not...... Didn't think about anything. I think this fat man is damned! ……”
"Uh...... Actually, he's not bad. If he hadn't covered it at the beginning, I wouldn't have had a good time. I fled from the south to get here, and I was almost made into an overcoat! ”
"Huh? Sister, what kind of life did you live before? ”
"Alas! …… Don't mention the past! You just need to know that I belong to the Qingqiu lineage. ”
"Uh...... What does the Qingqiu vein look like? ”
"Poof!"
Hu Meiniang fell from the sofa to the ground, and it took a long time to rub her temples and sit back on the sofa.
"I said Fengzi, are you still ...... It's really ignorant! I really don't know what you young people are paying attention to today? ”
"Hmm...... What movies are good, how much shorter the girl's skirt is, and when will a big purse fall from the sky. Hehe! ”
"Poof!"
Hu Meiniang fell to the ground again, this time the fall was not light, I saw that her eyes were a little cloudy!
"Eh, sister! What's wrong with you? I'm kidding! I'm a bit obscene, but I'm a game nerd at best. It's someone else! ”
"Oh! You bear child, you actually make fun of your sister, see that I don't beat you! ”
Hu Meiniang suddenly jumped up, and as she spoke, she opened her pink fist and hit me. But when the fist hits the body, it is like soft cotton, not only does it not hurt, but it is also very comfortable!
Seeing that I didn't dodge, Hu Meiniang blushed and said, "Why don't you hide?" ”
"Is my sister willing?"
“……”
Never mind! Don't be sensational, otherwise there will really be sparks in a while, and I can't guarantee that I can resist Hu Meiniang.
"Sister, are you referring to the Qingqiu lineage, are you referring to the fox family?"
"Hmm."
"Those famous fox demons in the legend are all your elders?"
"Hmm."
"That'...... Daji is your ancestor! And those famous beauties in history, are they all from your clan? Although they are human, they are actually all conjured up by your fox clan? ”
"Hmm."
"Oh! If it's exactly what I guessed, I'll just say it! How can people be so beautiful, how can there be beauties that can make people crazy! Today's beauties are really inferior to the ancients! It seems that you are really non-human, and those outstanding women who changed history are your predecessors, so you are really the women who can make the heavens fall for it! Youkai, today I really understand the meaning of these two words! ”
"Fengzi, in fact, we are in the same vein as Qingqiu, and we have always been other people's playthings. Although a lot of history has changed because of us, but those are not our minds, but forced to helpless! ”
"Huh? How do you say that? ”
"Do you think that the women of our Qingqiu lineage are all intent on harming the country and the people? No! There are some things that we can't control, and there are some things we can't afford to offend! We are not even divine beasts, we have always borne the title of sin, in fact, who can understand the suffering in our hearts! ”
"Hmm...... You said that, and I remembered it too. The Shang Dynasty that Da Ji harmed was destroyed at the behest of Nuwa, right? An obscene move by the king of Shang made Nuwa Niangniang angry, so he ordered Daji to destroy the Shang Dynasty, right? ”
"Hmmm! Many people don't believe this, even if we have a thousand mouths, it's hard to say clearly! ”
"But didn't Daji be canonized as a god by Nuwa Niangniang?"
"Oh! That's a stinky fart! A god is a fart, not to go to heaven to be played by those so-called true gods. Although Daji is a god, he has to sing and dance every day to please those great gods. You say, what is the difference between such a god and a female star in a special island country? ”
"Uh...... It's pretty much the same! ”
"That's it! So, I left the rented land and wanted to live a free life. But there are still those Daoist disciples of the great gods in the world, and they all want to catch me to play, but instead of killing them, I stabbed the hornet's nest. Tell me, what's wrong with me! ”
The more Hu Meiniang spoke, the more excited she became, and my sideburns gradually became sweaty, so I could only nod my head in agreement, but I didn't dare to refute it. To be honest, there is nothing to refute, the truth is that I'm sorry for people!
Hu Meiniang vented, and when she saw that I didn't speak, she let out a long breath.
"Fengzi, thank you so much! If you can listen to your sister's nagging, you are the only one among the human race. So, sister, I'm willing to follow you, you won't dislike your sister for being a fox, right? ”
"Nope! No! I will definitely seek justice for my sister and give my sister a free life! I promise that no one will dare to make fun of you or use you as a gunman in the future! ”
"Really?"
"Hmmm! It's true! I promise that as long as I, Zhang Shanfeng, live, I will definitely ask for an explanation for your Qingqiu lineage, no longer let you bear the infamy, and return you to a free and easy life. ”
"Thank you! Thank you Fengzi! My good brother! ”
Hu Meiniang took me into her arms as she spoke, and buried my head deep in his chest. Oh! I'm running out of breath! But it's so comfortable!
"Woo ......"
Hu Meiniang finally realized that she was a little out of shape, heard my whining, and hurriedly let go of me. Looking at her blushing appearance, it was really hard to imagine that she was an old fox of 1,800 years old!
"Hee-hee! Sister, your ...... It's huge! ”
"Nasty! Do you even make fun of your sister, brother? ”
"It's not! Sister, I really think you're beautiful! ”
“……”
Hu Meiniang's face is even redder, so cute! It's really no matter how old you are, a girl's nature is hard to change after all!
"Sister, let's ask Fat Xiao first! And Miao Suihua, shouldn't she wake up now? ”
"Hmmm! The kitten was spelled by me, and it won't wake up for a while. Torture this fat man first, and see what he knows. ”
Hu Meiniang looked down at Xiao Fatzi, this guy had already woken up, although his consciousness was a little blurred, but he could still tell which of us was a beauty and who was a "handsome guy".
"Old fox, you are ruthless! If you snatch away my soul and soul, aren't you afraid that I will find someone to retaliate? ”
Xiao Fat Man was a little depressed, so he could only grit his teeth and let out cruel words. Hu Meiniang smiled slightly, hooking his chin with a white finger.
"You're all like this, and you still want revenge! You're a fish on my board now, let me slaughter it, you know? Do you count on your nowhere to go, the master Erlang God? It seems too far away! ”
"You...... Count you ruthless! ”
"Huh...... You and I both know that since the sudden change in the world that day, all the divine beasts seem to have been defeated. Do you think your master can be better? I guess what's going on above now! ”
"You...... What do you know? Is there any news coming down from above? ”
"Nope! Even if there were, I don't care. I only care about the present, you say? ”
The two of them talked in a fog, and I couldn't understand a lot of them. But there is one thing that can be analyzed, that is, one day ago, there was a sudden change, and all the divine beasts of the heavenly court descended to earth.
Hu Meiniang waited with a smile, and Xiao Fatzi pondered for a while before sighing and said, "Can you let me reply a little first?" It's embarrassing to be like this! ”
Oh! I didn't expect this fat man to pay attention to his own image, and he always called him a leper dog. Unexpectedly, he turned out to be a Labrador! Of course, what a Labrador is, I don't know. I think it sounds like a face-loving dog!
Hu Meiniang didn't feel embarrassed for the fat man, and with a wave of her hand, the fat man appeared in front of us in a dress. This dress is very exquisite, and it matches the fat man's body seamlessly, just like the emperor penguin who has always been in Antarctica!
“…… Old Fox ...... You...... What do you mean? ”
"Huh...... Does it not fit? That...... Or how about naked? ”
"Huh! …… Let's do it! ”
Hee-hee! It seems that the once invincible Howling Sky Dog finally fell under Hu Meiniang's pomegranate skirt today!
"What do you want me to say? I can't start with Pangu Kaitian, can I? ”
Oh! This fat man is all mixed with this, and his mouth is so poor!
Hu Meiniang was not annoyed, she threw a wink at the fat man and said, "Fat Guoguo, let's start with the messenger of hell!" Those old things that are old and rotten grains, everyone is about to memorize them! ”
Listening to the crispy flesh and bones, it seems that Hu Meiniang used secret techniques to sneak attack this fat man again.
Sure enough, the fat man was caught unguarded, grinning and saying, "Good, good." Listen to the goddess drops! ”
Oh! They have all become goddesses! However, it is not an exaggeration to call Hu Meiniang so.
"Then why don't you say it quickly, wait for the old lady to serve you snacks?"
All right! Hu Meiniang should be regarded as the perfect combination of a goddess and a female man, and she can't learn this posture.
"Uh...... I don't know who the Hellbringer is, but I've heard that the gates of Hell will open and the Hellbringer will come out. Moreover, the current envoy is not the original, but has been sent by many youkai giants. ”
"What? Sent by youkai? ”
Hu Meiniang and I exclaimed at the same time, why are the masters in hell all monsters now?
Xiao Fatzi continued: "The current region is chaotic, and it is no longer controlled by the little ghost Meng Po, the judge of Hades. Now it's a haven for youkai, and many youkai are developing their power there! ”
Hu Meiniang frowned, clenched her fists tightly and asked, "How do you know this?" Can you still go back and forth between hell and the earth? ”
"Of course I didn't see any of that, but I was contacted by an emissary there. It is said that one day when the gates of hell are opened, the forces below will send their respective envoys to collect human souls, and then return below to train Yin soldiers, some of which are for future wars. ”
"Is there going to be a war next? If you want people's souls to train yin soldiers, why don't you train little monsters directly? ”
"Humph! The little monster is good to train there, and it will take 180 years to upgrade, who can afford to wait. It's not as fast as the Yin Soldiers! The gates of hell are opened, aren't there a lot of strange bugs? Those are all evil spirit worms, and they are quickly invisible when they come up. In fact, it seeps into people's heads, making people become extremely cruel and weird, and slowly they will become murderous and become powerful ghosts! Even those of us who are monsters can't escape the invasion of evil spirit insects, don't you realize that you are in a trance a lot of the time now? ”
Hu Meiniang's brows furrowed even tighter, it seems that what Xiao Fatzi said is all right!
"But why don't I feel it at all?"
I raised my own questions to Fat Xiao, and Hu Meiniang was also looking forward to waiting for Fat Xiao's answer.
"At that time, because you kid was not afraid of these evil spirit insects. And it is not an exaggeration to be able to control these evil spirit insects, as their own weapons or armies. ”
"What?"
Hu Meiniang and I exclaimed again!
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