The man banged on the door, the middle-aged woman walked towards the bedroom, and I quickly stepped back and pretended to sit on the edge of the bed. The middle-aged woman pushed the door and beckoned to me, and when I came to the living room, the middle-aged woman said, "Leave that person outside, he is destined to go to hell." The gods couldn't save him. ”

The middle-aged man sighed: "Alas, this is the greatest immortal, no matter how strong my mana is, I can't survive the kind of person who has evil thoughts in my heart." "I put the package on the coffee table, and everyone gathered around and looked at the Thai-English bilingual delivery slip on the package. The middle-aged woman used a fruit knife to open the carton package and take out the Buddha tablet from inside. The middle-aged man took it in his hand, looked at the front and back for a long time, and nodded: "Well, it's the same as the picture in your phone last time." ”

I took out a piece of paper from the package and handed it to him: "This is the mantra, at about 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, put the Buddha card on the table, worship it with white clothes or white cloth around it, and recite the mantra three times in a row, and then you can wear it normally." Wear it during the day and offer it at night. The effects will be felt slowly. ”

Several onlookers looked at each other with different expressions on their faces. The middle-aged man asked, "I heard that Thai amulets should be offered to eat, drink and have fun, why do you want to worship white clothes?" ”

"Because the Thai monk Luang Po UP usually in addition to the yellow monk's robe, when blessing the more important Buddha cards, he must wear white clothes to chant mantras, so the worshippers use white clothes and white cloth, and the effect can be maximized." I've already made up the words in my stomach. The middle-aged man was very satisfied, and asked me to assure me that this amulet is genuine. When I first opened a Buddhist card shop, I printed a lot of beautiful cardboard cards. It is both a guarantee and a receipt. It reads "All the Buddha cards sold in our store are made and blessed by the famous Thai monk Luang Po or Master Azan, and the fake one pays ten", and there is the date of sale, the amount and my signature below, and the official seal is also stamped.

This time, the middle-aged man and his wife were more satisfied, and the middle-aged woman took out 15,000 yuan and handed it to me. The middle-aged man sighed while holding the Buddha card: "As an immortal, I want to wear the Buddha cards made by these ordinary monks on my body to increase my popularity, so as to cross more people, isn't it sad?" ”

A man next to him hurriedly said: "Immortal Master can't say that, you are a person with great wisdom and compassion, in order to save the souls of us degenerates, you are really heartbroken, in our eyes." You are the most holy Guru! ”

The middle-aged man waved his hand: "Guru or something, that's the name of the Tibetan side, they claim to be the reincarnation of a high monk, and they also call themselves living Buddhas, and I can't compare with them at all." Everyone agreed.

The husband of the short woman outside was still slamming the door vigorously at first, but then gradually he could not hear it, and the middle-aged woman walked to the door, looked out through the door mirror, and came back to say that the person had left. The middle-aged man asked the short woman kneeling beside him, "Will you regret it?" If you regret that you can leave now, I will definitely not stop you. ”

The short woman shook her head like a rattle: "I've already made up my mind to follow the Immortal Master, how can I go?" The last time I saw the Immortal Master, I felt soft all over, as if I had seen you before. I want to pour out all the anguish in my heart, and I feel that I am a sinner. ”

The other man also said: "That's right, I couldn't sleep every day before, and I was introduced to meet the immortal master in Dandong last summer. The first side will not work, and immediately kneel down and admit guilt. Now I sleep well, it's all blessed by the immortal master! ”

I asked, "What do you do?" ”

The man replied, "I'm a seller of river sand." "I remembered the kind of people who used excavators to dig river sand by the river and then sold it to the construction site at a high price, and I knew that this person must have made too much money with black hearts, and asked him if he had dug the river deep because of the illegal digging of river sand and drowned people. The man was surprised: "How do you know? ”

"Guess, TV News Bulletin or something like that. Say that you have a million profits, and you will pay for hiring an excavator, and the river sand will come for nothing. I said.

The man nodded: "Yes, many villagers cried with me all day long, saying that because I dug up the river sand, their children fell into the river and disappeared." I started feeling very guilty, and then I met the immortal master, and he let me be enlightened for a few days. I've changed completely. Well, I'm in a very normal state of mind now. ”

I asked, "Then you never crossed the river sand again?" What do you do to make money now? ”

The man said suspiciously, "Who said I don't dig river sand now?" I have to dig it, but I don't feel guilty anymore. ”

I was surprised: "Because you drowned people by digging river sand, how can you not feel guilty?" ”

The middle-aged man took over the conversation: "Everyone has a way to live and a way to die, they are all destined by God, and no one can change them." Those who fell into the river and drowned just didn't accumulate blessings in their previous lives, and they had nothing to do with my disciples. He dug river sand to make money because he was a beggar in his previous life, so he wanted to make a fortune in this life. "Treat my brother as a doctor.

I'm speechless, what kind of robber logic is this! I can't continue to talk to these people, I'm afraid I'll get sick of myself, and now that I've made the money, I have to get out of the way. So I said goodbye to this fairy couple and went downstairs back to the Buddhist shop. Before leaving, the middle-aged man asked me to come to him every month to see his Dharma driver, and advised me to worship him as an immortal master as soon as possible, so that I could ascend to Bliss as soon as possible. In order to paralyze them, I pretended to be happy and agreed.

Since then, I have been keeping a close eye on the scammers, and a month has passed, and a middle-aged woman has texted me asking me to come and see her husband's lawyer. I had to run over again, but with half a box of business cards. As soon as I arrived downstairs at the house of "Erlang Shen", I saw a lot of people around the community, I squeezed in to see, the middle-aged woman, the short woman and her husband were there, but I didn't see the middle-aged man. The husband of the short woman knelt in front of his wife, crying and telling her to go home, saying that the child misses his mother at home, you can't be so ruthless, and there are many residents of the neighborhood around who are watching and pointing. An old lady said, "Why haven't you called the police to arrest this guy?" ”

Another young woman holding a child said: "I caught it several times, but every time I can come out, I don't know why, isn't pretending to be a fairy a fraud?" ”

"Maybe I know someone, otherwise the police can't do anything about the two of them." A young man with a cucumber in his hand replied.

The short woman carried her body on her back and looked resolute: "You hurry up, don't be embarrassed here, I am not your wife for a long time, I am the apprentice of the immortal master, and I was a dog girl of the Howling Sky Dog in my previous life." After I die, I will ascend to the heavenly realm and serve the Erlang God forever, what are you! ”

A man next to her husband pulled him up hard: "Brother, go back quickly, my sister-in-law has long been brainwashed by a liar, even if you kneel for a year, it's useless, go to the court to apply for divorce!" ”

The husband of the short woman cried: "After eleven years of marriage, the children are in the third grade of primary school, why do you say that you will turn your face, that person is obviously a liar, why do you believe it so much?" The short woman ignored him and followed the middle-aged woman into the door. Her husband wiped his tears and walked away with his brother step by step. As the residents dispersed, and I was thinking about whether to go up, the middle-aged woman came out of the door and said, "You're not going to keep up?" ”

When I entered the house and came to the living room, I saw a woman in her thirties walking out of the master bedroom in pajamas, her hair was unkempt, and the middle-aged woman said, "Qing Xiu is finished?" How does it feel this time? ”

The woman smiled and said, "Am I one step closer to ascending to the heavenly realm?" The middle-aged woman said of course, I saw through the crack in the door of the master bedroom that the middle-aged man was naked and sitting on the edge of the bed and reaching for toilet paper from the bedside table. I was shocked in my heart, could it be that this guy actually did that thing with a female believer in broad daylight, this is too daring, right? And his wife can still be so indifferent, what a sacrifice it must be? In order to cheat money, he didn't even want his husband's face.

After a few minutes, the middle-aged man came out in a vest and shorts and sat on the sofa, and I saw that he was still wearing the polygamous Kun Ping around his neck. He looked tired, but his eyes flashed with strange excitement, and said to me: "Thai Buddha card really has an effect, this month I have more than 15 believers, and there are more offerings, and one believer will take me to Beijing to pick up the car the day after tomorrow, and want to give me an Audi Q5!" ”