The middle-aged woman also poured me a cup of tea, and ten minutes later I received a text message, which was two sets of pictures, one was the early butterfly card of Jasna, Cuba, and the other was the limited Kun Ping polygya of Long Po UP, and the quotations below the pictures were 15,000 yuan and 20,000 yuan respectively. I thought to myself that Fang Gang was really a roundworm in my stomach. He knew from the moment I said "important customers" that I wanted to slaughter them.

I handed the phone to the middle-aged man to show him, he looked at it with a solemn face for a long time, told me that he couldn't understand, and asked what the butterfly in this amulet card meant, who is the man in the amulet, who are the women next to him, and what is the elephant on the back for.

I said, "The butterfly symbolizes beauty and color, and it is made and blessed by the famous Thai mage Guba Jashina, which can greatly increase the wearer's popularity and also help to improve his career." This man's name is Kun Binh, a general in ancient Thailand, who had a group of wives and concubines before his death, and women liked him. The blessed person is the famous Thai monk Luang Po UP, or a limited edition, and the elephant on the back is a lucky elephant. In addition to increasing popularity, it can also attract wealth. ”

"I'm an immortal in the sky, do I still use fortune? But this Kun Ping is similar to me, but he is a group of wives and concubines, and all around me are female believers. The middle-aged man said solemnly. I knew that he would be interested in this Kunping card, this kind of scammer has two purposes, one is to cheat money, the other is to cheat color, Fang Gang issued this Buddha card is really coincidental. Just what he liked.

The middle-aged woman said, "Why is it so expensive?" I look at the Buddha cards in your Buddha card store, and the price is only a few thousand yuan. ”

I smiled: "You get what you pay for, that kind of Buddha card is used by ordinary people, and reincarnated immortals like you can't use that kind of bargain." The people ask for the card, no effect on it, if you ask the Buddha card is not effective, then it will not delay the world's major events? ”

The middle-aged man nodded: "But how do I know if your amulet card is real or fake, and what is the effect, in case you see my identity and want to take the opportunity to hack my money?" ”

I waved my hand again and again: "Who are you?" Erlang Zhenjun is reincarnated, how dare I fool you? If it doesn't work, yours won't let me go. ”

These words made them completely relieved, so the two sides discussed, pay a deposit of 5,000 yuan first, and I will give them a receipt stamped with the official seal of the Buddhist card shop. Pay the balance when the goods arrive. The middle-aged man opened a yellow paper bag on the coffee table, and inside was a thick handful of banknotes, which looked like there were at least fifty or sixty thousand yuan. He said: "For immortals like us, money is just waste paper, and it can't be used." It's only ordinary people like you who open their mouths for money. Then I asked the middle-aged woman to count fifty hundred-dollar bills for me, and the two of them followed me back to the Buddhist brand shop to open receipts. I thought to myself that the price was still low, the money of these two people was blown by the wind, and tens of thousands of yuan were all toilet paper in their eyes.

What I didn't expect was that it was a middle-aged man who drove the car himself, although I knew he was a liar, but it was the reincarnation of Erlang God who wanted to be my driver, and I felt a little uncomfortable. Halfway through, I thought to myself that money is waste paper for you, and for me it is money.

In the amulet shop, the receipt is opened and handed to the middle-aged woman. The middle-aged man walked around the shop a few times and said to me, "If it really works, you don't have to open this shop, just worship me as a disciple." In the future, I have everything, and I still use this to make money so hard? ”

"Really?" I feigned surprise.

The middle-aged man snorted: "Will the gods deceive people when they speak?" Act like a snob! I laughed, thinking that I couldn't find a way to let you scold me now, and make you cry later.

I called Fang Gang in the evening, he asked me what kind of big customer I was, I told the situation, he also smiled: "You can also meet such a person, admire." So do you want to kill him, or do you want to make him miserable? "I said it's better to make it miserable, it's not easy to clean up someone's life, and if I don't get it right, I'll have to get into a lawsuit. Fang Gang said: "Immortals are indeed richer than people, and they don't even blink their eyes for 20,000 yuan." ”

Again, I raised my concerns about what if that yin card didn't make the cheater bad enough. He will definitely find my amulet shop, and then he will not be able to eat and walk around. Fang Gang said: "I have also thought about this, wait for my news first, and let me help you plan and plan." ”

A few days later, Fang Gang sent me two photos of the front and back of the Buddha card, which looked no different from Long Po UP's Kun Ping polygamy card, in order to no longer be trained, I called Fang Gang to ask what the difference was, he smiled: "This card looks very ordinary on the outside, it is Long Po UP's polygamy Kun Ping, but the secrets are actually sandwiched inside." First of all, the card is made of the ashes of a woman who died in the river shortly last month, mixed with soil from seven cemeteries, and then made a blank from the corpse liquid and mud in the coffin, which contains several pieces of the skull of the deceased. There are four yin spirits in the Buddha card, and the resentment is quite big, it is I who went to Bangkok to find Azanpong, so that I can say that the annual special edition that was customized for me costs 25,000 baht≤ and you and I each earn more than 7,000 yuan, how about Boss Tian, are you still satisfied? ”

As soon as I heard these recipes, I was so satisfied that it was worth the money. Fang Gang said: "Those four yin spirits were sensed by Azanpong when he passed by the wasteland behind a mental hospital, and it should be that the four psychopaths were secretly buried in the wasteland after the mental hospital took their last breath. The amulet is equipped with a special heart mantra, which is the secret spell of the dark witch used by Azampong to bless the four yin spirits at that time. It would be better if you let the liar make offerings in white clothes or white cloth. ”

"Why do you have to offer white clothes?" I asked. Death with medical treatment.

Fang Gang smiled: "I won't tell you now, I'll tell you when I have the effect≤ you don't have to worry, Azan Peng told me that as long as the yin card starts to be enshrined, the initial effect will be very good, because there is a black law to imprison the yin spirit." But those yin spirits are very resentful, and once the subject finds out that something is wrong, it will be too late, and then he will not be able to protect himself, where will he have any energy to find trouble with you! ”

What I want is this reassuring pill, since Fang Gang has to sell Guanzi, I don't want to disturb his interest, so let him ship it as soon as possible. Fang Gang finally instructed me, this Buddha card is very yin, you better not touch it with your hands, and unpack it directly in front of the other party after the arrival of the goods, and let them see it for themselves.

Due to the sudden flooding in Thailand during the rainy season, international express delivery was also blocked, and it took me more than half a month to receive the package, call the middle-aged woman, and after discussion, I decided to deliver it to their home in person. After knocking on the door, I entered the living room, and there were still quite a few people, but they kept making noise. I saw again the short woman who had cried and said she was guilty the last time she had come in, and this time her husband had come and made a lot of noise in the house. The middle-aged woman asked me to go to the bedroom first and wait, and she took care of this side first. I was in the bedroom, taking advantage of the commotion outside, and quietly opened the door and looked out. I saw that the husband of the short woman pointed at the middle-aged man emotionally and said, "What kind of gods are you?" Why did you make my wife like this? Since the last time she came out of your place, she hasn't slept with me anymore, and she has insisted that I go to sleep in the living room. I forced her into the house, and she actually said that I was going to rape her, and called the police, and she had to divorce me! ”

I was shocked, thinking that the short woman was just hired To, but now it seems, is it really not? Then why did you cry and kneel down when you saw a middle-aged man last time?

The middle-aged man sneered: "She is different from you, you are a mortal with the naked eye, and she is already enlightened." As soon as she saw me, she could realize that she was guilty, which means that she has wisdom roots, and she is a material for becoming an immortal and a Buddha, do you think you can be worthy of her? Divorce quickly, or your sins will be great. ”

"You fart, I think you're a liar, I'll call the police immediately and call 110 to let the police arrest you!" The man said angrily. The middle-aged man was not flustered, just sat on the sofa and smiled. The short woman knelt on the edge of the couch, her hands folded and motionless, looking pitiful and funny. When the man wanted to say something, several men and women surrounded him, pointed at the man and yelled, and drove him out.