31 Founded! SOS Regiment!
"Ah, just the two of you in the art department?"
When the club activities were about to end, Haruhi Suzumiya and Ji Feng specially found the department of the Ministry of Literature and Art, but after knocking on the door and entering, they found that the only two members in it were Ryoko Asakura and Yuki Nagato.
"Welcome to visit~
Where have you all been? Have you found a club you like? β
Next to the long brown table, Asakura put down the scroll in his hand and nodded to this side with a smile, and Yuki, who was sitting by the window in the distance, also turned his face.
"Ah, don't worry about us, you go ahead."
Kasuga raised his hand and made a "continue" gesture to the two of them, and then walked around the rather small room with a somewhat scrutinizing gaze.
A long empty table, two tin bookshelves almost full of books, a few half-used folding steel tube chairs, and an old-fashioned projector in the shadow of the corner of the door that I don't know if it will work......
It's a boring and poor cultural club, but in any case, this club can still occupy a department of its own in the club building collectively known as the "Old Building".
"It's boring...... Isn't there a more interesting club in this school? β
After returning to the door, Haruhi finally couldn't help but sigh again in front of Asakura and Yuki, and Ji Feng put forward a more constructive suggestion at this time:
"Since there is no club that fully meets our requirements, then let's set up such a club by ourselves - our daily morning exercise is already considered to be a club activity, so why not just take advantage of the trend to establish our own club!"
"Start your own club!"
Hearing this proposal, Haruhi first showed surprise instead of surprise - it was as if she had never considered this ordinary proposal before. However, the reason for this is that Ji Feng is also very clear, not because she is too stupid to think of this, but because she has no friends before at all, and she has established a bird club alone.
But the current Suzumiya Haruhi is different from the past.
"Great idea! That's right, we can start our own club! We don't have to be subservient to others, we don't have to accommodate other people's interests, we can do whatever we want, isn't it great!
I didn't expect you to occasionally put forward such a very constructive opinion, Team Member No. 1! β
After Liang Gong's train of thought opened, her eyes, which were already very bright, became even brighter. As the proposer, Ji Feng not only received her verbal praise, but also was patted on the shoulder, but Ji Feng would not grovel and only be satisfied with the status of "member No. 1".
"Why am I only the number one member of the group! Unless you are the second member of the regiment, in which case I have no opinion, otherwise I will not be given the position of political commissar! β
"Commissars? Okay commissar, then you will follow the head of this regiment in the future and work diligently! β
Ji Feng originally thought that Haruga would not agree to his request so happily, but he didn't expect Haruga to agree immediately, and there was a smile on his face that the conspiracy had succeeded.
Ha ha...... It's so naΓ―ve, does Haruhi think she really won? Ji Feng had never thought of snatching the title of head of the group, but even if he suddenly wanted to be the principal or chairman of the spring brain, he would definitely set the title of the top leader of the club as the head of the group.
Other than that...... She wouldn't think that the position of regiment commander was bigger than the political commissar, right?
"It doesn't matter, I don't have any interest in fighting for power.
Tell me, what are you going to call the society? It's too embarrassing for me to agree. β
Ji Feng obviously said just now that he was not the deputy head of the regiment to talk about it, but after he got his wish, he shrugged his shoulders and looked light, and his thickness was not inferior to that of Chunri. But now Haruhi has no interest in complaining about his inconsistency, because Ji Feng's question just scratched her itch.
"SOS Regiment! Starting today, the SOS Corps has been established here to respond to possible natural or biochemical disasters and carry out humanitarian relief for survivors!
Anyway, there is no one else in the art department, right? Then this place will be completely occupied by our SOS regiment! Ryoko and Ariki are both members of the Literature and Art Department and members of our SOS Troupe, so in recognition of your achievements in the club department, I would like you to take the position of logistics minister and secretary respectively! β
Under the gaze of Ji Feng, Asakura, and Nagato, Kasuga turned sideways and swiped her arms, and the entire department was divided into her territory. Perhaps it was an illusion, Ji Feng felt as if the world was trembling silently at this moment, as if it already knew the tragic fate that was about to happen to him.
"Good! It's amazing! SOS regiment is the highest!
Then the Minister of Logistics and Comrade Secretary, let's go home. β
"Huh? Why go! Aren't you going to complain about me? There's something to discuss! Although I will not give up the position of head to anyone, you can also serve as deputy head of the group? β
Seeing that Ji Feng just pretended to applaud enthusiastically and shouted hello, and turned his head to pull away her important team members, No. 2 and No. 3, even someone as self-respecting as Haruhi couldn't help but panic.
If there is no one under her command who can command, even if she proclaims herself commander, she is just a bare-bones commander, then it is better to "endure the pain" and pay an extra position of deputy head to win over the leader of the opposition, Ji Feng first-no one stipulates that there can only be one deputy commander, right?
"Okay, I, the political commissar, will reluctantly take on the post of deputy head again.
But I really don't have anything to complain about - even if I know that the true meaning of SOS is 'Haruhi Suzumiya's group that makes the world more lively', I don't have any opinion.
But even the political commissar and the deputy head of the regiment have to 'leave work', and now the school is going to be closed, and today I am off work. β
After successfully scaring Haruhi, Ji Feng smiled generously and clarified his attitude. Kasuga knew that she had been tricked, but perhaps because the careful thoughts hidden in the name of the club were exposed by Ji Feng, she didn't even bother Ji Feng again.
"Hmph...... Well, get off work! Everyone is off work today! I'm not the kind of black-hearted boss who uses unspoken rules to force employees to 'voluntarily' work overtime.
However, as I said in advance, holidays are a good time for us to carry out club activities, which is a legitimate work arrangement, and no one is allowed to take leave for no reason! β
In order to regain the initiative from Ji Feng at that time, Kasuga actually made compromises again and again, but she didn't seem to have asked the opinions of the two parties, Asakura and Yuki.
But this kind of trivial matter doesn't matter at all, they don't object or agree, in short, the establishment of the SOS group has become an irreversible history, and the eternal existence of the SOS group is also a doomed future!