Chapter 86: It's Really Not Me
I'll regret throwing the stone, but I can't flick my fingers! But when I heard the "ah", I laughed again. It's really God's favor, it's so accurate!
Xiao Fat covered his ass with his hands and lay on the ground, and it took him a long time to get up. "Good boy! Count you ruthless, you remember it for me. β
Xiao Fatzi dropped this sentence and continued to run, running lifelessly, as if Hu Meiniang and I would make soup with him next! If I let you run away, then who will I find to torture to extract a confession. Miao Suihua, I'm still reluctant! Even if Miao Suihua is a messenger of hell, you must know something inside, and you must not let you run away, besides, my brother has learned new skills now.
I looked down for a circle, picked up a dozen more stones, and chased after Xiao Fat with a grin. "Haha...... Fatso! Brother now has a new skill, no matter how fast you run, you can't run faster than bullets! Aha......"
"Whoosh......"
threw several stones in a row, and only one hit Xiao Fatman's hand. This guy's hand was hanging and wouldn't move, and he didn't say a word, only turned his head and threw a resentful look.
"Oh! Do you dare to look at me like that and want to curse me? All right! Non-toxic husband, let your god dog Tibetan mastiff take a look at the Gothic means today. β
However, the accuracy of my new skill is really debatable, and it's rubbish!
"Whoosh ......"
I threw dozens of stones as I picked them up, and my arms were a little sore. Xiao Fat Man is even more upset, his two hands must have been spent by me, even if he can recover, it is estimated that it will take 100 days! It is said that it takes hundreds of days to raise the broken muscles and bones, just now I clearly heard the sound of his bones breaking, although it is a little far away, but my ear power is still worthy of my gratification!
After a long period of chasing and practicing, I finally couldn't find a way out of my new skills. My strength is so great that the stone is almost like a bullet. But I didn't know where I learned shooting, and I didn't know anything about ballistics. It turns out that there is also skill in throwing stones, and although the stones are as fast as bullets, they still move along a parabola. So, when I'm aiming at one of the opponent's parts, I have to adjust the height according to the distance between the two of them, so that I can hit exactly where I want to hit.
"Huh! Just now, my brother was pointing where, and now it's finally where to fight! Hahaha......"
"Ahh ......" Fat Xiao suddenly roared, don't run!
I braked suddenly, almost didn't have a dog to rob, and before I could complain, I heard Xiao Fat then roar: "Boy! Don't give you a little sunshine, you'll be brilliant! The tiger is not powerful, do you think I am a sick cat? Yes! β¦β¦β
Xiao Fat Man roared again, his body spun in place, and a puff of smoke and dust kicked up, and I couldn't see the situation inside. This...... Will this guy escalate in anger and become the ultimate howling dog? I remember that Master Sun Wukong was also entangled by this leper dog back then, and it was difficult to get out! And this dog can fly, where can I find so many rocks and set up a prevention and control cannon?
Seeing that the situation is not good, whether this guy will turn into a flying whistling dog or not, I must always be prepared with enough bullets to deal with it. So, while he was transforming, I quickly paddled nearby. In a moment, a circle of stones, large and small, piled up around me, like a wall that enclosed itself.
No way, the stone in hand is too hard to find, although the stone in front of me is as big as a watermelon, and the small one is like a glass ball, so it should be a heavy cannon and a BB bomb!
Ready to be on the ground at any time, I stared at the howling dog that had not yet appeared in the smoke. The atmosphere is tense, as if you are about to start a showdown between Trumpet and the ultimate BOOS, which is really exciting! If my brother is unfortunate enough to hang up...... Eh! I haven't been resurrected! What's the matter?
Just when I was struggling for a while, the smoke and dust in front of me gradually dissipated.
"Oh! It's a howling dog! It's so big, it's different from what you played in Journey to the West! β
I saw a big Tibetan mastiff, standing in front of him, and it still had wings! Oh! I remember that in Journey to the West, he was just a skinny earth dog, why did he become a Tibetan mastiff now? Well...... The novel really can't be believed!
"Hahaha...... Boy, scared, right? In order to thank you for forcing out my potential, I will let you die a little more happily today, and swallow you directly! Then all my divine powers will be restored immediately, hahaha......"
Oh! What a stinky fart! Aren't you afraid to swallow me directly and choke you to death?
Fat Xiao, no! It should be called the Howling Dog now, and it smiled at me with its head down, and it took a long time to move. It seems that I have been ignored and ignored again, what a tragedy!
"Poof!"
The huge body of the Tibetan mastiff suddenly fell forward, and a strong air current swept the billowing sand and stones towards me. I didn't have time to think about it, and I didn't see the situation of the Tibetan mastiff clearly, so I hurriedly protected my head with my arms. Forehead...... I've always felt that my weakest part is probably my head, and the rest of the area is still quite durable.
"Crackling" a stone struck, and my clothes were torn into pieces. But when I let go of my arm and saw the Tibetan mastiff, I almost didn't laugh!
"Ahh β¦β¦ Hahaha...... I said Xiao Fatty, aren't you a whistling dog? How do you see delicious shit? With your face on the ground, you really can't change your! β
The Tibetan mastiff glared at me and roared, "Madan! I just hurt my hand by you, and I haven't recovered yet, it's ugly! β
"Oh! So you're just papier-mΓ’chΓ©! Then what am I afraid of you? What are the skills to do it? Aren't you going to swallow me whole? Come on! Come on! I'm tickling! Hahaha......"
"You! β¦β¦ Don't be arrogant, I still have wings! β
The wings on the "Hula" Tibetan mastiff spread out, covering the sun like a dark cloud! Seeing that it was about to thunder and rain, I didn't even bring an umbrella!
Never mind! Isn't it just a dark cloud! I broke it up with anti-aircraft guns, and I didn't have it.
I picked up a pile of small rocks, "Dark clouds! Dissipate yourself! Give me back a sunny day. β
"Whoosh...... Bang bang bang ......"
The stones were like bullets one after another, and my arm moved slightly, and the stones hit the Tibetan mastiff in the air one after another like a barrage.
"Ahh β¦β¦ How could this be? β
The Tibetan mastiff almost turned into a sieve in the air, and with a scream, it turned back into Xiao Fat. Immediately after that, a round body fell from the sky, and the target was impartial, it was me.
"Oh! Are you going to pull a cushion when you're dying? β¦β¦ Eh! Oh! β
Before I could dodge, I was crushed under my body by this fat man of more than 200 pounds. This guy is so motionless as if he's comfortable!
"Hey! I say...... Why don't you go down if you're not dead? I'm going to be crushed to death by you! Even if you can't crush me, you'll be smoked to death by the smell of you! β
I vaguely said to the fat man, but this guy only moved slightly, but he just couldn't go down.
"Oh, I'll it! Go down for me! β
I was furious, and I tried my best to turn over, and finally turned the dead fat man aside. Got up and looked at Xiao Fatzi again, "Hehe! Your eyes will be spinning in circles! When did you learn? β
Dragged the unconscious dead fat man to see Hu Meiniang, the old fox looked at his wrist and said, "Fengzi, you are so slow!" It's been a long time, and you have to toss for a long time for a divine beast that has no mana. Looks like you'll have to retrain you, or what are you fighting with the Hellbringers? Gee! Look, look, you're still in tatters, who's going to make clothes? β
"I said sister! Do you have a watch on your wrist? What do you think about Mao? Besides, if your clothes are torn, you can make me one! Hehe! β
"Humph! I don't know how to do that, you wait for the kitten to wake up, you can ask her! β
"Huh? β¦β¦β
followed Hu Meiniang back to the cemetery, and I was so wondering! Why does the kitten like to eat fish, and the old fox likes the graveyard?
Hu Meiniang may have seen my thoughts, and with a wave of her arm, the vision was blurry for a while, and then she cleaned it, it was already another scene.
It's so much like a scum hole! There are all kinds of torture tools to extract confessions, and there is a large brazier and a large water pot. The charcoal in the brazier crackled, the water in the pot splashed, the steam and the sour smell!
I was stunned, Hu Meiniang had already tied Xiao Fatzi to a big pillar. Oh! How much enmity does this sister have with the fat man? I can't wait to destroy the fat man, and I can't even see how my sister moves, fat man! He weighs more than 200 pounds!
I said...... Sister. You're in ...... position."
I pointed at Xiao Fatzi, and the words behind him were really hard to say. said that Hu Meiniang was a little too much, afraid that she would beat me; said that Hu Meiniang was not making a gimmick too big, the effect is that fat people will not be fooled, and I am afraid that Hu Meiniang will play really, so I will move a stone and hit my own feet.
Hu Meiniang didn't answer me at all, and was the first to turn in circles. What's more, she actually changed her clothes!
Well...... Now it seems that this old fox is indeed going to play for real. Dressed the same as in the movie, it is estimated that if there was a fox like you who tortured our ancestors to extract confessions, it is estimated that I would not even be born!
I said...... Sister. Can't you just dress a little more majesticly, check a little? Oh! Dressed like a uniform and seductive, are you tortured or are you pulling the fat man to roll the sheets? β
Hearing my roar and stormy complaints, Hu Meiniang looked at her outfit.
"Hmm...... It's a little too unusual! Then I'll change another set. β
Saying that, Hu Meiniang had a circle in place. Looking at her after changing her costume, I rubbed my temples and shook my head like a rattle, otherwise I really couldn't resist the fox's seduction.
"Oh! Sister! Why are you dressed like Yang Guifei in the bath? You might as well just don't wear anything! β
"Yes! Oh, yes! Boy, you're so right! β
Oh! Xiao Fatzi had already woken up, and he was staring at Hu Meiniang with drooling!
"Oh, I'll go! You're awake, aren't you? Seeing that there is no posture in this room, hurry up and confess and be lenient! Lest you suffer for a while, tell me what your intentions are with the Hellbringer, or are you the Hellbringer? β
"Why should I tell you,! Just because you guys still want to pry open the uncle's mouth, are you too childish! Don't say I'm not a messenger of hell, and even if I do, I won't admit it. β
Yikes! Looks like we're really going to have to spice this fat man! I was about to use the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty when I showed my arms and sleeves, but Hu Meiniang suddenly spoke.
"Really? Fat Guoguo, do you recruit like this? β
As she spoke, Hu Meiniang untied the only small pitiful towel on her body,......
"Damn! Sister! Are you really willing to do it? Put it away! β
Seeing the sudden change in the situation, I blocked Hu Meiniang's body with my body, and stared at Hu Meiniang for a long time before turning my head to look at Xiao Fatzi. As a result, this fat man ......
"It's really not me! Boy, I'll kneel for you! Get out of the way, I'm really not a messenger of hell! β
Well? Xiao Fat Man actually cried? It seems that my sister's charm is indeed extraordinary!
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