Chapter 87: Daji's Game

Looking at Xiao Fat's eyes and the obscene appearance of the saliva and slow chin, I really wanted to rush over and knock him out again. But just when I was struggling, Hu Meiniang suddenly spoke.

"Tenedi! The old lady has sacrificed to this one, and you still don't tell the truth, right? Do you want to add a fire, give you a barbecue or something, and fill your stomach first? ”

"Sister, don't talk nonsense with him. Forehead...... Can you get dressed first? I can't take it anymore! ”

I twisted my neck, trying not to imagine Hu Meiniang's body, but I was a little reluctant, maybe this is the chance! Oh! It's so torturous!

"Boy! Get out of the way, this grand occasion that has not been encountered in a thousand years, I am willing to die even if I die. I have long heard that Qingqiu is a vein of stunning heavenly fragrance, and it is not a pity for me to die if I get what I want! Hurry up and get out of the way! ”

"Oh! I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that your dignified divine beast Roaring Sky Dog also covets the beauty of the fox clan! You have followed Erlang Shenjun today, are you ashamed? ”

"What a stinky fart! Back then, Zhu Bajie still coveted Chang'e and the Bodhisattva! People don't become Buddhas in the end, I just want to see the body of the goblin, what's wrong? Anyway, I'm also a god among goblins, and she's not a fox at a loss! ”

"Oh! I'm not going to burn you leper dog today, I'm swollen and my sister right! You take your life......"

Before I finished my words, I heard Hu Meiniang suddenly say: "Fengzi slow down, since he thinks he is a god, then I will let him see my fox clan's bewitching methods." Hum! ”

"Okay! Older Sister,...... Huh! Why haven't you put on your clothes yet? Alas! ……”

"Oh! That's what to wear. ”

I rubbed my temples with my eyes closed, how did I suddenly find that Hu Meiniang seemed to be a completely different person today? Could this be the true face of their fox clan?

Hu Meiniang changed into a red dress, like a flame, although the key parts were blocked, it still looked so dazzling! It seems that this is my sister's nature, so I keep pretending, and I'm really embarrassed for her.

Hu Meiniang threw her eyes at Xiao Fat, and said with a smile: "Fatty, haven't you always wanted to get the body of the old lady?" Today's time to test your sincerity has arrived, you just need to play a game with me, the old lady is happy, maybe I will give you everything! ”

"Sister! You're kidding, right? Will you really give him everything? ”

I looked at Hu Meiniang in surprise, and when I looked at her attractive face, I felt ...... She doesn't seem to be joking.

"Boy, get out of the way! Today is to play Russian roulette, and Lao Tzu will also play with Mei Niang to the end. ”

Alas! …… It seems that Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, one is willing to fight, and the other is willing to suffer, so I can't interfere anymore. Let's honestly take a look at what kind of medicine Hu Meiniang sells in the gourd!

I flashed, turned behind Hu Meiniang, and asked in a low voice, "Sister, you take it easy." Don't lose your lady and break your soldiers! ”

"Don't worry, brother! Sister, I know in my heart that no one can play with me by means. I'm going to make this fat man suffer a little bit today, just stand behind me and watch. ”

"Hmm!"

I answered and stood behind Hu Meiniang and quietly watched how she played. A thousand-year-old fox playing with a silly dog must be fun, and this dog will definitely be entertained! Hehe......

Hu Meiniang smiled at the fat man Xiao, "Fat Guoguo, you have to hold on!" The body of the slave has never been given to anyone! ”

I thought to myself, sister, don't be so coquettish, my bones are almost crispy!

Xiao Fatzi had long wanted to smoke psychedelics, and nodded vaguely in a daze, it was the first time he had seen him like this! I didn't see him like this at the Foot Road Hall at the beginning, could it be that he was lonely and unbearable during this time?

Hu Meiniang waved her jade arm, and the vision was blurred for a while. A huge tripod appeared in front of us, and we stood under the tripod like little bugs. Oh! What kind of game is this, but just look at the game props and know that this game must be extraordinary!

The scenery then changes, a high platform stands next to the big tripod, the high platform and spiral stairs coiled, pedal the ladder can be on the high platform to look down on the whole picture of the big tripod.

Hu Meiniang yelled at me, "Fengzi, go." Go with my sister to watch the millennium grand occasion! ”

"Sister, where did you move this thing! How heavy is that? What about the fat man? How did he suddenly disappear! ”

"36,000 catties, purely produced by the Shang Dynasty, you may be able to guess what this thing is in a while. Xiao Fat Man was thrown into Dading by me, let's go on stage and see how this guy dances! ”

Saying that, Hu Meiniang took the lead in stepping up the ladder, with a graceful posture, which suddenly reminded me of a person, "Daji"! When Hu Meiniang talked about the Shang Dynasty, she was combining her identity as a fox clan, so it made me think of Daji. Looking at Hu Meiniang now, she does have the demeanor of a demon concubine!

Well...... What kind of game will it be? Looking forward to it!

To climb the high platform, now is the big tripod, this tripod three legs and two ears, the bottom is big and the mouth is small, but I really want a big pocket. I remember that the Shang Dynasty seems to be a multi-sided tripod, and this is the first time I have seen this kind of round tripod! And this big tripod is very smooth, no matter inside or outside, there is no rune at all, which is even more incredible!

Ding, originally used as a pot for cooking food, later evolved into a ritual vessel, and was generally used for sacrifices. Is it really used as a pot with a smooth round tripod like this?

"Huh! Xiao Fat Man is really in it! Sister, how did you throw him inside? ”

Looking at the fat man Xiao who climbed around and couldn't climb up in Dading, I wanted to laugh. I don't think this thing would have dreamed of such a thing, right? The inside of the big tripod is smooth like coated with tung oil, and the bottom is big and small, so it can't climb up at all. Even if you have wings on your back, it is difficult to fly out, because I don't know when, Hu Meiniang waved her hand to conjure a huge pot lid, and it was especially glass!

"Sister! This pot lid ...... Also produced by the Shang Dynasty? ”

I asked Hu Meiniang curiously, but she smiled and said, "No, your eldest sister, I'm afraid of boiled ducks flying!" How about a makeshift production? Pretty fit, right? And the glass products do not affect our viewing is not. ”

"Hmmm! It is indeed creative, you are a combination of ancient and modern, and foreign is used in China! ”

"Hehehe...... Brother, you can learn to go! It's all knowledge! ”

Well! What an eye-opener!

Hu Meiniang shouted at the fat man Xiao in Dading: "Hey! Fat fruit, if you regret it, it's too late. Confess truthfully and tell everything you know. Although you didn't take advantage of the old lady's cheapness, if you can't play for a while, it won't look good! ”

"Don't talk nonsense, I'll eat you today! How to play, you say! ”

Xiao Fatzi shouted in Dading, and didn't seem to pay attention to it at all. Looking up at Hu Meiniang, she hugged her shoulders and began to drool.

"Oh! This thing is unrepentant! Sister, you put some water and choke this leper dog to death. ”

Hu Meiniang frowned, "Fengzi, my sister rarely drinks water, how can there be?" Besides, even if there is, it can't be enough to put such a big tripod! ”

"Huh? …… Sister! You are mistaken! I thought you could bring the Yangtze River water to fill this big tripod! It's not about releasing water as it says now! ”

"Oh! I thought you wanted me to be inside! Hehe! It's my sister who wants to be crooked. ”

Alas! My drop sister! You really keep up with the times, this water release is a special term for boys, you know it!

"Old fox, hurry up and tell me how to play! I'm waiting to roll the sheets with you! Hahaha......"

Xiao Fat Man shouted impatiently below, as if he had a chance to win. Hu Meiniang was not annoyed, and shouted at him: "Fat Guoguo, you should dance for the slave family first!" This wish of the slave family is not excessive, right? ”

Yes? Hu Meiniang, what kind of tricks are you playing? Also dancing!

"Good, good! Isn't it just dancing! Lao Tzu is coming. ”

Hu Meiniang stretched out her jade hand and knocked lightly twice, and melodious music came from her ears. Xiao Fat Man was also extremely cooperative, dancing below.

Stop! This fat guy dances really well! Although it is not as good as the Moon Palace fairy, it is also comparable to the sow on the tree! Ha ha...... Almost didn't laugh at me!

Hu Meiniang pursed her lips and admired it meaningfully, as if it had long been commonplace. I heard the fat man say, they have known each other for a long time, could it be that Xiao Fat Man often danced for Hu Meiniang before?

I was thinking wildly, and Hu Meiniang suddenly spoke. "Fatty! Your dancing posture has regressed a lot, I'll add fire to you, otherwise you won't have any passion! ”

Xiao Fatzi seemed to think that Hu Meiniang was going to take it off, or go down to dance with her. Excitedly shouted, "Okay! Great! Come on Hurry up Goddess! Come add fuel to my fire! ”

Hu Meiniang's face suddenly sank, "Hehe! I'll put you on fire. ”

I suddenly had a bad feeling! I saw Hu Meiniang's jade arm wave, and the bottom of the Dading quickly ignited a raging fire, and soon, the Dading was surrounded by flames. The scorching heat made me sweat a little.

"Ahh …… Hu Meiniang! Are you doing this? Why is it so hot? And the ground in here looks like a red-hot soldering iron! ”

Xiao Fat Man screamed down there, it seems that he doesn't know the fact that he is in the pot!

"Do you remember Daji? She invented a game called Cannon Branding! I've revamped it a little today and renamed it Dance Party. What do you think? Is that a nice name? Hehehe......"

"Shenma? You woman is so vicious! Playing with me in such a cruel way, I ...... I'm fighting with you! ”

Xiao Fat finally came to his senses, and he was about to crawl out angrily. But the four walls of Dading have also been burned hot, and as soon as his hand touches it, it will smoke and retract it. And the bottom of Dading began to turn red, and Xiao Fatzi was like an ant on a hot pot, constantly jumping again.

Although the melodious music was still lingering in his ears, Xiao Fatzi had long lost his interest in dancing, his clothes began to catch fire, and the skin and flesh on his body were emitting a trace of white smoke, and he grinned in pain and kept roaring.

Hu Meiniang didn't say a word, squinted her eyes and smiled slightly, as if the cruelty in front of her was the hot dance she had been looking forward to! I suddenly felt that Hu Meiniang was a little strange, just like I felt that Miao Suihua was suddenly a little unfamiliar!

"Ahh …… I...... Say. You guys...... Ask me what...... I say both. Yes! ……”

Xiao Fat finally gave up, he was almost half dead by me before, and now playing such a game, it seems that he really can't hold it!

Hearing Xiao Fatzi's hoarse shout, Hu Meiniang let out a loud laugh, "Haha...... Howling dog, you have it today! I'm going to turn your divine dog into a braised hoof today, so that only half of your three souls and seven spirits are left, and see how you can compete with our Qingqiu lineage in the future. I got revenge 3,000 years ago, and today I will get revenge on you for my ancestors! Hahaha......"

Hu Meiniang waved her jade arm after the madness, the scene changed, everything disappeared, and we returned to the ground.

Xiao Fat Man lay in front of the two of us, smoking, and said with his last breath: "Old fox, I have fallen for your charm, I admit it!" ……”

"Tsk! Fat brother, you said that if you recruited earlier, wouldn't you suffer less of this crime? See! See! It's all eight minutes ripe! ”

I squatted in front of Xiao Fatzi and hit him mercilessly, which can be regarded as my little selfishness! Who let him keep cheating me!

"You! …… Eh! ”

Xiao Fatzi didn't breathe a sigh of anger and fainted.

Hu Meiniang said with a smile: "Fengzi, this time you are too much!" How do you ask now? Gotta find a way to wake him up! ”

"Hee-hee! Sister, I just want to be happy on a whim! Hee-hee......"

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