Chapter 36: The Death of Shatuo Ridge
After communicating with the fat man for a while, Yang Yi was so happy that his prostate almost didn't laugh, he dared to love that this fat man was really from the twenty-first world, living in Hubei City, which was adjacent to the city where he was, and was a rich second generation with the ultimate goal of starving and eating and eating death, gender male, female hobby and all mysterious culture, especially for what Maoshan Taoism and Tantric spells are super fond of, and devoted himself to research and practice.
Yang Yi looked at the uncomfortable Second Ancestor in front of him, who was purely eating sauce and farting, and patted the fat man on the shoulder and said, "By the way, my name is Yang Yi, what about you?" ”
"My name is Wei Ergou, what are you happy about, it's not the dog next to the dog word, it's the naked Gou, grass, it makes you laugh at me, what, I'm a single seedling, my parents are afraid that I can't raise it, so I have such a person who is annoying, and the dog is disgusted by the dog, saying that it is easy to feed, and the little ghost will not come to pester me, I didn't expect that this time I was really haunted by ghosts, if it wasn't for my wife and grandfather who could cover it in this underworld, I guess I would really have to hang this time, hehe" Wei Ergou looked at Yang Yi, who was about the same age as himself, and said with a smile.
"By the way, how old are you...... Oh, then you're not as big as me, you can just call me Brother Dog in the future. Then Wei Ergou asked Yang Yi's age, patted Yang Yi's shoulder very affectionately, and asked him to call himself brother.
"Brother Dog? We Qing Dynasty people are generally used to calling dogs, you dead fat man, how smooth it is to call it like this, hehe" Out of caution, Yang Yi did not tell Wei Ergou that he was also from that era, in case it caused unnecessary trouble.
But what Yang Yi didn't expect was that at this moment, his dead fat man called out, but it opened a brotherhood of life and death, and the same righteousness of treating each other with all sincerity, and accompanied them to the end of their lives forever.
Leave Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, who are hot when they meet, and then talk about Uncle Li and Lao Wei.
After listening to Lao Wei's difficulties, Uncle Li asked: "Is the road back to the Qing Dynasty sealed?" ”
"That's not true, no, what do you mean, you want to bring my Xuanxuan grandson to the Qing Dynasty, no, absolutely not, then his parents must not be crazy." Old Wei Jue took out the hint in Uncle Li's words, and refused very resolutely.
"Then what do you say, let the child run out of vitality here and wait for death?" Uncle Li looked at Lao Wei, and his tone turned gentle, "You don't have to hide it from me, I already guessed that those evil spirits were sent by you to arrest your own Xuanxuan grandson...... You're not tired of talking like this, old Xuanxuan, grass! By the way, where did I say? Ah, you're so fucking proficient in the divination of the plum blossom six lines, you must have figured out early in the morning that this kid had this calamity this year, and then deliberately got him to the underworld to escape the clutches of those people, right? Moreover, you also foresaw that I would come to you today, so you deliberately said this, wanting to test my attitude, am I right? Old Wei, in fact, you are too worried, come here, I will tell you a secret......"
Uncle Li attached himself to Lao Wei's ear and said a few words, causing Lao Wei to look at Yang Yi who was chatting with Wei Ergou in surprise, and said in a lost voice: "This kid is the same as Ergou, and he is targeted by them?" Damn, are they crazy to do such ungodly deeds over and over again, isn't this self-defeating? ”
"They all dare to break the laws of the Three Realms and challenge the way of heaven, what else do they dare not do, so, these two children follow me, one is to learn skills, and the other is relatively safe, after all, I have been fighting with them for so many years, and I am basically familiar with their routines, and I can know myself and my opponent." Uncle Li glanced at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, and his eyes suddenly became firm and cold, which was the resolute and firm eyes that a soldier would only have before the big war.
The words were over, and Uncle Li and Lao Wei also made up their minds, so they saw Lao Wei calling Wei Ergou over, and then told him to follow Uncle Li to the Yang World first, of course, it was the Yang World that belonged to Uncle Li.
Yang Yi on the side thought that Wei Ergou would cry and shout "I'm not going, I'm going home to eat hamburgers" after hearing this, but he didn't expect the goods to look at Uncle Li, and then at Yang Yi, and actually nodded very easily, and said, "Go, I came to this world alive, and I don't plan to go back alive!" By the way, who is it, Yang Yi is right, you will take a picture of me when you get to the ground in a while, and I will send it to the circle of friends to show off and let them know that Gou Ye is not an ordinary person, hehe"
Yang Yi was afraid that this dead fat man with a mushy head would say something that would arouse Uncle Li'er's suspicion of his life experience, so he hurriedly stepped forward to stop the fat man: "You are talking nonsense when you see each other, right?" I'm going to shoot you to death, believe it or not? Go away, where do you talk so much, you! ”
"Lao Li, please, this is a guide certificate, as long as you cross Shatuo Beach, you can see the Soul River, burn the road, and naturally there will be a boat to meet you." Lao Wei handed a piece of yellow table paper with a red talisman written on it to Uncle Li, and at the same time glanced at the fat man who was giggling with a reluctant expression, gritted his teeth, and said, "Let's go, let's go!" ”
Uncle Li arched his hand towards Lao Wei: "The child is handed over to me, you can rest assured, let's go." Two little brutes, what are you waiting for, set off. ”
"I'll go, this old man is driving the corpse in Xiangxi, this departure is shouted in his voice, my chrysanthemums are tight, too professional, hehe" The fat man looked at Uncle Li and said happily.
"Bastard thing, you have to call the master, what an old man!" Old Wei scolded his unscrupulous Xuan Xuan grandson.
"Call me uncle, don't call the master in a hurry, that kid," Uncle Li glanced at Wei Ergou and then at Yang Yi, and then said: "The apprenticeship ceremony has not been held yet, although I don't pay much attention to these red tapes, but the apprenticeship and tea ceremony is a respect for the skills passed down from the ancestors, and it is also a responsibility, and these will be talked about when we go back." ”
"Farewell, Old Wei, take care!" Uncle Li looked at the old old Wei, his voice trembled slightly, showing the fluctuations in his heart.
Lao Wei also looked at Uncle Li with tears: "We are not young anymore, Taoguang has been obscure for a lifetime, but at the end of the day, we still can't get rid of these things, is this fate?" Don't talk about it, brother, take care! ”
Uncle Li bowed his hand with a sad face, and asked Yang Yi and Wei Ergou to kowtow to Lao Wei, and then led the two of them out of Lao Wei's two-story building.
In the distance, Lao Wei's shout came: "Ergou, I will entrust my dream to your parents and tell them that you are all right......"
Leaving Haoli Mountain, Li Shu'er led Yang Yi and Wei Ergou down the mountain from the yin side, and there were always some guys in strange costumes along the way, walking and walking, Yang Yi suddenly reacted, looked at Li Shu'er and said with a smile: "Uncle, I finally figured it out......"
"What do you want to understand?" Uncle Li didn't look back, and asked as she walked.
"Hehe, what about you, you don't have a reliable word, you said that the people living in this Artemisia Mountain are all masters who don't care about the world, right? Pull it down, aren't the masters I met just now just some Landao liars who set up stalls in crowded places to calculate hexagrams and make money, haha" Yang Yi laughed after speaking.
"Grass, be careful when you speak, how did my wife and grandfather become liars, everyone knows each other, if you talk nonsense, I will sue you for slander." Wei Ergou lived with Yang Yi, and while * his head, he also smiled, "Why are we so compatible, I also think my wife and grandfather are not very reliable, hehe"
"Two little beasts, since ancient times, this great monk and powerful man are all pure and noble people who do not enter the world, how can you juniors understand? Of course, the management of this Artemisia Mountain has been a bit chaotic recently, and these warlocks who rely on going to the rivers and lakes to sell their mouths and cheat money are mixed in it...... Uh-huh, forget it, let's talk about the weather, huh."
"Noodles, is our master usually so unreliable, I'll go, how have you survived all these years, it's not easy, it's not easy, no wonder you're as thin as lightning, shocking, hehe" Wei Ergou approached Yang Yi and said with a smile.
", who the call noodles, you dead fat man," Yang Yi was amused by the dead fat man, "Also, I haven't apprenticed yet, and I haven't been with my uncle for a long time, so you don't want a master's mouthful, what kind of porcelain, rub!" ”
"Ah, I'm relieved, then the two of us are a starting line, who will be the senior brother is not necessarily, right, oops, today's weather is really good, I am very pleased......" After listening to Yang Yi's words, Wei Ergou was in a good mood and walked forward with his big ass that could throw out the meat oil.
"Shit-headed bastard, I really don't know what you think about in a day, I'll go." Yang Yi looked at this rich second generation who didn't know if it was a wise fool or a true second generation, and sincerely despised it.
Listening to Yang Yi and Wei Ergou arguing and farting in the back, a kind smile appeared on the face of Uncle Li in front, which was very warm, so warm that the old man's eyes were about to rain and be wet.
Descending the mountain, Li Shu'er, Yang Yi, and Wei Ergou saw an endless desert in front of them, and there were dilapidated buildings built with large bluestone strips, but they added a bit of desolation to the already barren desert.
"This is Shatuoling." Uncle Li pointed to the desert in front of him and said slowly.
"This is Shatuoling? Isn't Ling, uncle, Ling, not a mountain? Wei Ergou looked at the desert and asked Uncle Li in some disbelief.
"Haven't you heard this nonsense?" Uncle Li glanced at Wei Ergou and said lightly.
"I'll go, that's okay?" Wei Ergou looked at Uncle Li with a shocked expression, "I'm starting to worry about my future days, you are too unreliable, uncle, hehe"
"Don't talk nonsense, let's go, I believe that Shatuoling will definitely leave you with pleasant memories." Uncle Li ignored Wei Ergou, who could go crazy without speaking for a while, waved his hand at Yang Yi, and said.