Chapter 37: The Love of Shatuoling
The surface of the desert is as fine as golden sand, which looks as if it has been polished by thousands of years of seawater, and it is delicate and smooth to the touch, adding a touch of relief to the dungeon that has always given people an eerie and bloody feeling.
"Uncle, this place is good, you are quite good at playing, find such a good place to run, admire, admire." Wei Ergou stepped on the desert and said with a smile.
"It's fun, isn't it, then you two go and relax, uncle is old, his legs and feet are not good, rest for a while." Uncle Li looked at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou with a smile and said very lovingly.
"Okay, then let's go and explore the Dao for your old man, let's go, second senior brother, hehe" Wei Ergou looked at Yang Yi and said with a wicked smile.
"Dead fatty, I want to take advantage of my puppet, and I will kill you in a while." Of course, Yang Yi knew that Wei Ergou was secretly mocking himself as a pig, and he didn't break it, after all, he still had to hide the secret that he had crossed over, so he could only curse secretly in his heart, and walked into the desert with Wei Ergou.
"Have a good experience, it's fun, hehe" Behind him, Uncle Li stretched his voice and said seemingly unintentionally.
Yang Yi's heart moved, and when he turned around, he saw that Uncle Li was looking at himself and the dead fat man with an expression that seemed to be smiling, and he couldn't help but exclaim: "I'm grass, I've been fooled again!" ”
"What's the matter, hey, hey, mom, quicksand......" Wei Ergou heard Yang Yi's exclamation, and at first he didn't know what was going on, but he immediately felt that the sand under his feet began to flow, and he slowly sank into the sand.
"We've been plagued by this old liar again, grass!" Although the quicksand had not reached his chest, because he understood that Li Shu'er was addicted to tricks, Yang Yi was not as panicked as Wei Ergou, and glanced at Li Shu'er who was holding his arms and looking at the Western scenery over there, and said to Wei Ergou.
"I'm grass, what's wrong with this old pervert, I know that there is quicksand in here and I don't know anything, isn't it clear that we are yin? No, I have to get back to the old girl for a while, how can Master Gou be so angry, oops, the sand is in his mouth, uncle, you come and pull us, bah ......"
The strange thing is that until he saw that the quicksand had passed over the heads of Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, Uncle Li didn't come over to help them.
Trapped in the quicksand, despite the darkness around, Yang Yi did not feel the feeling of holding his breath or suffocation, touching the surroundings, and there was no sand that would flow down as soon as he imagined, Yang Yi tried to move his body, and found that the surroundings were very spacious, and then he realized that he should be in a cave underground.
"Wei Ergou, Wei Ergou, dead fat, are you alive? Squeak when you're alive, do you hear me? Yang Yi's eyes quickly adjusted to the darkness, and he could vaguely recognize that he was standing in a cave like stalactites hanging upside down everywhere, and there was still the sound of gurgling water in his ears.
"Hey, I'm here, Noodles." In front, Wei Ergou's voice came.
Walking over with the sound, Yang Yi saw Wei Ergou sitting on the ground gasping for breath by the faint light emitted by the hanging stone above his head.
"What is this place?" Wei Ergou grabbed Yang Yi's outstretched hand, stood up vigorously, and asked Yang Yi randomly.
"I don't know, it's probably the first layer of the region, hehe" Yang Yi knew that Uncle Li would not be saved when he saw death, and he must have his intentions to let himself and this dead fat man fall here, so he didn't panic in his heart, but just looked around, trying to figure out what Uncle Li's intentions were.
Wei Ergou obviously realized this, and this rich second generation was born adventurous and belonged to the death-type product, so he was also very excited, looked at Yang Yi and said: "I said, uncle, let us come down, is there any treasure here, he doesn't want to come down and get it himself, so let's go down and get it in the dark, he doesn't get it for nothing, hehe"
"Little friend, you have a lot of ideas, your family has Persian ancestry, right?" Yang Yi looked at Wei Ergou with a strange head angrily and said with a smile.
"Get out of your uncle, your family is a mongrel, our family is a proper Han people, cut!" The fat man thought that Yang Yi was vaguely scolding him for being a mongrel, so he raised his middle finger at Yang Yi to show his counterattack.
"Then your family of three must be all men, or how to make up a mallet like you with no brains, grass!" Yang Yi looked at Wei Ergou with a smile, and continued to tease him: "You have seen too much Persian mythology, when Uncle Li is a thief, just his body and bones that are dripping with soup, what about him as a thief, are you long-hearted, little brother?" ”
"I remember Uncle Li said, everything is practice, it's not easy for us to come to the underworld, I guess he wants to take this opportunity to experience us, don't worry, it's okay." Yang Yi thought about it for a while, and felt that since Uncle Li would not pit the two of them, there was only one explanation, that is, he wanted to exercise himself and Wei Ergou.
But Yang Yi soon hated to smoke himself a big mouthful, he was not fishy to eat a hundred beans, and he always estimated Uncle Li for the better, but he didn't expect that this old liar was calculating with their brothers this time, and let them go to the thunder for themselves.
"There is light ahead, let's go ahead and take a look, maybe we can find something, hehe" Wei Ergou was really wide-hearted and fat, pointing to the faint light in front of him, and moved the interest of exploration.
"Let's go, let's see what's going on." Yang Yi echoed.
After walking for a while, the light became stronger and stronger, Yang Yi secretly raised his vigilance, and deliberately walked in front of Wei Ergou, wanting to protect him.
"Get up and take you, just your small body, thin as a tablet, you still protect me, let's tell you the truth, my brother has won three consecutive championships in street fighting, and ordinary people can't get close to me out of ten or eight, this is not blowing with you, hehe" Wei Ergou dragged Yang Yi behind him, and his hands were like iron tongs, which was really powerful.
"Won the champion of street combat three times in a row? And what about the next one, who will destroy it, hero? Yang Yi rubbed his shoulders, looked at Wei Ergou and said with a smile, half curious, half eager to squeeze him.
"Grass, the fourth session was stopped, or I would be the four-time champion, hey, I'm unlucky." At the mention of this, Wei Ergou looked a little depressed.
"Who stopped it, is it the government or the county government?" Yang Yi asked curiously, not forgetting to pretend to be stupid.
"What a, what about WBO and IBF, you can really talk about this," Wei Ergou laughed and said: "It's the police who don't let us compete, saying who is more than detaining whom, so, ah, I hate the police the most, ruin my honor, say?" Wei Ergou looked at Yang Yi and vented indignantly.