"I want to drink water......"

The hunger and thirst that burst out of his throat made the unconscious Sun Dingzhu wave his hand unconsciously, trying to find his dirty water cup from the familiar bedside.

But this time, he was disappointed by his search, there was no water cup next to his bed, not even the bedside table full of miscellaneous items, to be exact.

However, the severe aches and fatigue of his body after a high fever made him have no strength or thoughts to open his eyes or sit up. So he kept waving his hands so blindly, powerlessly exploring the strange environment in the dark.

Suddenly, a thin, soft leather tube was placed next to his mouth, and instinctively, he opened his mouth to take the tube in his mouth, and then smacked violently. Unexpectedly, under this sucking, there was really water coming out, and this water made Sun Dingzhu's viscous blood instantly stretch. He gulped it down, and although there was a strange smell and a rustling taste in the water, at least his strength was really recovering.

After drinking the water, Sun Dingzhu fell asleep again groggily, woke up and fell asleep, drank a few sips of water when he woke up, and then endured the burning sensation on his body again and fell asleep. I don't know how long it took for him to barely be able to open his eyes.

His body couldn't move, and his whole body hurt at the slightest exertion, but at least his eyes could be opened. All he could see was an old-fashioned ceiling, the corners and corners of which were worn out and holed, looking dilapidated.

The window outside was dimly lit, and from his point of view, he could only see a dark sky with dark clouds.

There were no lights in the room, and the light was not very good, so Sun Dingji turned his head with great difficulty, trying to see the decoration of the room clearly, but except for a few stools, he couldn't see any other ornaments.

"You're awake."

A very strange voice came from the darkness, this voice was very flat, not at all like a sound that humans can make, which couldn't help but make Sun Dinghammer's heart startled.

Immediately afterwards, in the dark corner, a pair of eyes shining with cold light appeared, green and shining, with terrible vertical stripes, and shook towards Sun Dingzhu step by step.

Sun Dingzhu was very afraid, but his body couldn't move, and a feeling of being pressed on the bed by a ghost that he had when he was a child suddenly appeared, and his brain was suddenly filled with desperate fear.

The terrible eyes approached little by little, Sun Dinghammer's heart beat violently, and large drops of sweat rolled down his cheeks to the pillow, and after a while, the pillow towel under his head was more than half wet.

At this moment, those eyes suddenly flashed, and they flew towards Sun Dinghammer like a sharp sword, and they had already pounced in front of him.

Can......

"Are you laughing?"

A black fat cat squatted in front of Sun Dinghammer, staring at him menacingly, and still talking, this huge gap made him feel that he almost didn't come up in one breath, and the horror movie suddenly turned into a funny movie, which made him laugh unconsciously, and even ignored the terrible fact of why a cat can talk.

"You're still laughing, you just picked up a life from the ghost gate."

The black cat squinted his eyes and came to Sun Dinghammer's face, and looked at it carefully: "Your life is quite hard." ”

When he was at this distance, Sun Dingzhu suddenly reacted to the squatting in front of him, and he was a cat! A cat! And the guy who spoke just now, there is absolutely no one else besides this guy.

But it's impossible to say that fear, because most of the normal adult men have any fear of a fat cat that weighs twelve kilograms and is shiny and hydrated all the time...... What's more, this fat cat also lost a piece of hair on its buttocks, which seems to have been burned......

"You ......" As soon as he was about to say it, he choked on his own saliva and coughed violently: "Ahem...... Ahem......"

"Don't worry, drink some water." 、

The black cat took a leather tube from the side and put it to his mouth and let him suck it. Although this picture is a little strange, once this setting is accepted, Sun Dingzhu feels that there is no big problem.

After drinking a few sips of the strange-smelling water, he probably recovered from it, and probably realized that this pipe was the leather pipe that had been supplying water to him when he was unconscious, but when he looked down the pipe, he was stunned......

One end of the pipe was connected to his mouth, while the other was stuck in a fish tank, and in the tub were several huge ugly goldfish wagging their heads and tails.

"Just give me this water!" Sun Dinghammer mustered up all his strength and roared weakly, but the sound was really not lethal even to himself......

"And what do you think I can do?" The black cat jumped off the bed, then struggled to crawl its fat ass onto the table where the fish tank was placed, and then twisted a bag of fish food in its mouth, and carefully fed the goldfish.

"I'm a cat, a cat! For a cat to think of this way to feed you water is already a remarkable achievement. The black cat stretched out its paws and tried to make a fist, but at most it stuck out its nails and retracted them: "Aren't you still content?" ”

"I know your grandmother ......" Sun Dinghammer swallowed the words halfway through the scolding, and sighed softly: "Why can't I move." ”

"You've been struck by lightning."

"What?"

"I was struck by lightning, I don't understand?"

Listening to the words of the fat cat, Sun Dingzhu carefully recalled his behavior before he fell into a coma, but found that there was nothing unusual about it, at the last memory point before, he was watching the final battle of the nobles who killed Matt on TV, and eating his beloved dried tofu rice bowl, happily scolding the brain-dead girls on TV who would cry when they watched the killing of Matt.

And then...... The second memory came to the painful memory point where he was drinking water from the fish tank, and he couldn't remember anything in between.

"Where am I?"

"East 8th District." The fat cat glanced at the hammer: "To be exact, it is the junction of East Eight and East Seven, where are you from?" ”

"Hang...... Hangzhou. Sun Dinghammer tried to struggle to get up several times, but in vain: "What is Dongba?" ”

"What is Hangzhou?" The fat cat clawed its jaw on its head, its expression as blank as a hammer.

For a while, one man and one cat froze at each other, and all of a sudden the fat cat jumped up like crazy, and began to run around the house, shouting things like, "I made it!" Terrible interjections......

When the stupid-looking and weird fat cat finished cheering and celebrating, it returned to Sun Dingzhu's bedside again, looked at him again, and began to circle around him.

"I said." Sun Dingzhu frowned, and said weakly: "I have a lot of questions I want to ask now, can you answer me?" ”

"Yes, but I think you should eat something." The black cat flicked its tail and dangled in front of Sun Dinghammer: "I don't know if your digestive system can withstand the food here." ”

Sun Dingzhu's heart trembled, and he vaguely felt the malice of the world towards him......

Sure enough, when the food was brought by the fat cat, Sun Dingzhu was completely angry, he writhed his body in pain as if his whole body was falling apart, and at the same time scolded angrily: "You just give me this thing!" ”

"Actually, I'm a cat! A cat!! The fact that a cat can find you these things is already a remarkable achievement. The black cat stretched out its paws again and tried to clench its fist, but still only stretched out its nails and retracted them: "Aren't you still content?" ”

"But it's for dogs!"

"No, no, no, it doesn't have to be a dog, like the guy downstairs, he also eats a lot." The fat cat shook his paws: "Come on, taste it, maybe you will love it." ”

"I ...... Can I curse? ”

"Of course." The fat cat nodded sincerely: "But after scolding, you still have to choose your own answer between eating and not eating." ”

In the end, Sun Dinghammer wanted to cry without tears, so he could only watch the fat cat pour a bag of dog food into his mouth, and his heart was full of sadness, "** is teasing me, you clearly said that I have ...... choice'."

Although the dog food has caused him great psychological trauma, but on the whole, the taste of this dog food is still good, once convinced of the little devil in his heart, this thing can actually eat the flavor of beef, and it is very crispy and chewy.

After eating half of the bag alive, the fat cat squatted at the head of the bed, looked at the gray sky outside, and sighed softly: "This weather reminds me of running in the sunset that day, that is my lost youth." ”

"Tell me what kind of monster you are." Sun Dinghammer, who had eaten, obviously had strength, he slowly rubbed the sheets and sat up, and after gasping for a while, he let out a long breath: "Why do you speak?" Also, what is this place? What is the East 8th District? Why am I here? Why was I struck by lightning? What the are these ugly fish? ”

"You have a lot of questions, I have to answer them one by one."

The black cat circled around him a few times, and then lay down on the bed leisurely: "This is my home, you sleep in my bed, I'm not a monster, I'm a thinking humanoid carbohydrate like you." As for why I became like this...... Maybe it was because I touched the realm of God and was punished. ”

Seeing the tears slowly flowing from the fat cat's eyes, Sun Dingzhu gently pushed his toes and asked, "Hey, are you okay." ”

The fat cat shook his head: "It's not good, if you go from one hundred and seventy-five centimeters and one hundred kilograms to a feline mammal about thirty-five centimeters long and weighs fifteen.5 kilograms, I believe you will also be very bad." ”

"Isn't this an appropriate ratio, basically just a reduction in proportion?" Sun Dingzhu laughed, but shouted in pain because he affected the muscles on his body: "Ouch...... Yo yo ......"

The fat cat turned around and began to pick up a map and explain:

"The world is divided into twenty-four equal regions, which are determined by the time of the sun's rays, and its east-west direction is defined by the actual geographical center."

"Then skip the geography section, I don't understand. Tell me first, how did I get here? I was fucking shot while lying down. ”

"I'm a scientist! That's right, I'm a scientist. The fat cat nodded sincerely: "My father and I have spent our lives studying the universe, energy, and space. We have theoretically deduced that the universe is definitely not a lonely universe, and that there are countless brothers! This is the so-called parallel space, which may or may not have an intersection, but it must exist! ”

"Wait, please condense, thank you. I only have a high school degree, and it takes a long time to calculate the bottom area of a cuboid. Don't tell me anything like that. ”

"Okay." The fat cat was silent for a while, and then organized the language: "After that, my father designed a set of energy displacement devices, once activated, the energy released by it is enough to tear the space, and apply the law of conservation of energy and mass to replace the corresponding things from another space, which may be the only such device in the world." ”

Sun Dingzhu looked around, then frowned and asked: "Since you are a scientist, why do you live in such a broken place, I think that if you can become a living person at your level, it should not be a problem to become an academician and get a Nobel Prize." ”

"What is Nobel? Is it your science prize? The fat cat lowered his head and looked a little helpless: "No, my technique is forbidden." When I activate the device, I can only use its ionosphere to isolate the energy diffusion here when a storm strikes, and use the instantaneous high-voltage electricity it generates to activate the device. ”

After speaking, the fat cat jumped out of bed, turned on the TV with his paws, and dialed to the East Eighth District News Channel: "You can see it yourself." ”

Sun Dinghammer glanced at it a few times, frowned and said, "I don't understand." ”

"Don't understand?" The fat cat was stunned: "Then why can you understand me?" ”

"What the do I know!" Sun Dinghammer's green tendons burst out again: "You asked me if I had a fart." ”

"Yes." The fat cat walked around in place a few times: "I think it's probably because of the displacement of our bodies, so that the brain waves between us can be converted into each other to a certain extent." ”

"I said, don't tell me anything so profound."

The fat cat walked back and forth, then sighed faintly, and then jumped back on the bed, staring at Sun Dingzhu: "I am a scientist in charge, since I let you come, then I will definitely find a way to let you go back!" ”

"That's fast!" Sun Dinghammer took a bite of it: "Damn, I admit it when I'm dead, I really don't want to see your ugly face, and those fish that are even uglier than **!" ”

"I'm sorry, I can't do it...... The installation was completely destroyed, and the blueprints were 70 percent destroyed by a fire caused by lightning strikes and high temperatures. The fat cat's face was gloomy: "So I want to ...... You'll still need to get used to it for a while. ”

Sun Dinghammer was angry at the time, pointed at the fat cat and said, "** is irresponsible!" How long is it going to take! ”

"It took my father forty-five years to design and build this device, and I may not need that long, but it would take at least thirty years without help. I ......"

Before it could finish speaking, Sun Dingzhu jumped up from the bed regardless of the pain in his body: "Thirty years!" ”

"Yes...... Of course, if you're willing to follow along, the process will be much shorter. ”

Sun Dingzhu lay down on the bed in despair, looking at the ceiling without tears, and muttered to himself: "God...... why do you ...... me so much?"

"During this time, you have to live, and to survive, you have to find a job, but your identity needs to be kept strictly secret, otherwise you will probably be used as a research consumable, and I will be burned to death. So I decided to pass on to you what I had made my life for. ”

"What are you going to teach me...... Dinghammer touched the stubble on his face, and suddenly woke up: "Also, why do you have to go to work?" ”

"Actually, I'm a cat! A cat!! It's a miracle that a cat can teach you how to survive in this world. The fat cat stretched out his paws again and tried to make a fist, but he only stuck out his nails and retracted them: "Are you not satisfied?" ”

"Enough! What do you want Lao Tzu to do? Remember, now I'm the victim! ”

"Here's the thing, you must first go through a period of language training, and I can echo your brain waves, which means that you will receive the information I give you faster and understand it more thoroughly." The fat cat looked ridiculously pensive: "Then you can feel the difference between this world and your world, you can ask me if you don't understand, and during this period, you have to make money!" Otherwise, are you really going to let me go to the trash bin and rummage through something for you to eat? ”

Dingzhu thought about it carefully, what this guy said did make sense, and from his words, Dingzhu vaguely felt the world's malice towards him......

"Well, what do you use to make your living? Inventor? How do you let me play this? ”

"I don't think it's too difficult, my money here can still support you for a while, but at most three months, after three months, you will really feel the malice of the world towards you."

Dinghammer sighed and stared at the fat cat: "Can you know what I'm thinking??? ”

"Vaguely, because strictly speaking, you traded my body for it, which means that I am actually you on a philosophical level. And you are me, it's that simple. But for the specific problem, I still need more data and calculations. The fat cat played with his tail with his paws: "Okay, let's introduce ourselves first, because before you leave here, I'm probably the closest person to you." My name is Angstara Lo Sheep Covilachi, how about you? ”

"I'll go to your sister's, I can't remember. My name is Sun Dinghammer, I am 21 years old this year, graduated from the liberal arts class in the second year of high school, and I am proficient in repairing the roof. ”

"Well, you can call me whatever you want, anyway, Angstara Lo the sheep Kovirachi doesn't exist anymore, Hammerhammer."

"Look at you like this, call you ham sausage." Dinghammer clasped his nostrils: "Also, don't call Lao Tzu so disgusting." Hurry up and teach me what you have to live in! ”

"Don't worry, wait until you're a little better."

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