Chapter 2 It's Dangerous Here, I Want to Go Back to Earth......
"Shut up, the last thing I want to do right now is to throw you in the stove and roast you."
Sun Dinghammer wore a white coat and sat next to a mobile dining car, on which were a basket of steamed buns, including leek buns, bean paste buns, three fresh buns, fresh meat buns, beef buns and dried tofu buns, as well as fresh milk buns that he designed and sold very well.
It has been more than half a year since he came to this world, and there is no problem with the language barrier at all. As for the foundation of the fat cat's life...... That's right, it's a glorious steamed bun cook! And it's a mobile stall set up in the park outside!
"What are you anxious about? What are you anxious about? The fat cat named ham sausage glanced at the hammer with dissatisfaction: "I told you, this has to be done slowly, not overnight!" Why don't you listen? ”
"I'm not in a hurry, the key question, what am I trying to do here? I've been tricked by you, oh...... In the end, I have to be the victim to support you? You are so capable, you can make your own money! ”
The ham sausage snorted, turned around and ran to the side to flutter the butterflies, no longer bothering with the nonsense scoundrel.
"Play and play, you know how to play all day long, you said that you are almost forty pounds, you will have a heart attack sooner or later if you go on like this!" Dinghammer pointed at the ham sausage and scolded: "Give Lao Tzu an honest come over to be a lucky cat!" You think it's easy for me to raise you. ”
As he was scolding, a gust of incense wind hit, and the spirit of Dingzhu suddenly cheered up. Then a super-fair-skinned girl dressed in white had already stood in front of his bun stall, squinting at Dingzhu and smiling.
"Ah, here you are. The old rules, right? Dinghammer skillfully filled a few buns with different flavors with tongs and handed them to the girl: "Settle the bill at the end of the month, the old rule." ”
"Thank you." There weren't too many expressions, and there weren't too many words, just Chong Dingzhu smiled sweetly, took the bun and turned to leave.
But she's gone, what about the hammer...... But he kept tiptoeing and watching, and he sat back on the stool until the girl could not even see a shadow.
"Don't look at it, and you don't look at what you look like. People are so beautiful, how can they look down on a man like you with a face full of flour. After a long period of contact, Dinghammer has found that the ham sausage, an evil animal, is completely a person without morality, and his speech is not only direct but also quite spicy: "You give her credit every day, what will we do with our money?" It's not like you haven't seen it, one of the parts of the equipment you want is enough for you to earn half a year, do you still want to go back! ”
Dinghammer ignored the wordy cat, buckled the nose, rubbed his hand on the body of the ham sausage, and murmured: "She is the prettiest ...... I have ever met."
"Disgusting to death! There's something wrong with you! The ham sausage rubbed frantically on the grass, trying to rub the hammer against his nose: "Why are you like this! ”
"You don't wipe your butt when you shit, you tell me the word disgusting?" Dingzhu glanced at the ham sausage: "Don't delay me from appreciating the beauty." ”
And at this moment, a black shadow suddenly flashed in the sky, and the ham sausage was a cat after all, and it jumped out in an instant, and then shouted: "Silly hammer! Run! ”
The hammer didn't have time to react, and immediately a lazy donkey rolled over, threw off the stall and rolled to the grass next to it.
It was too late, and then it was too fast, just after he walked away, a car smashed straight on the bun shop of Dingji, and suddenly his hard work of the day came to naught, those hot buns rolled to the ground, and even the steamed bun guy was all smashed to pieces.
Seeing this scene, Dinghammer scolded his mother at that time, although he was somewhat shocked, but he still got up, and then looked at the sky: "you, you gangs, you guys, fight and fight, and destroy Lao Tzu's stall, if you don't pay compensation, I will go to your school to sue you!" ”
At this moment, a man with a grim face landed like a feather, and tapped his toes on the electric car plugged into the ground, looking down coldly at the hammer.
"I'm looking at your mother, losing money!" Dinghammer rolled up his sleeves and pointed at the immortal-like man: "Are you done?" Do you want to do business? ”
The man's head lifted slightly, looked at the hammer and smiled, and after this laugh, the hammer flew straight backwards as if it had suddenly been hit head-on by a heavy truck, and rolled violently on the grass of the park like a ball that had been thrown by someone.
The tumbling blood and the feeling of dizziness made the hammer lie on the ground and couldn't move, and he thought about it a few times, but he fell straight back after that, and the nosebleeds gushed out, staining a large piece of his clothes red.
"Yo, Master Laika has also begun to bully ordinary people now."
A handsome sunny guy with dyed blond hair appeared on the chair next to him at some point, sat lazily on it, looked at the iceberg man playfully, and laughed.
"At your level, you still want to rob Bai Fei from me? You're not in your right mind. ”
Before he could finish his sentence, the iceberg man he had become Laika suddenly jumped high, and then levitated straight in the air, and with a slight lift of his hand, the door that fell from the car flew towards the blonde man.
The blonde man did not dodge, with a contemptuous smile on the corner of his mouth, he stretched out a hand aimed at the flying piece of iron, and when the ironskin approached his body, a very bright ball of fire suddenly exploded between his palm and the ironskin.
The combination of high temperature and high pressure produces a rapid expansion, or explosion for short. The shock wave from the explosion not only threw the heavy car door up, but also knocked over the hammer next to it, which was barely able to stand up.
Dingzhu felt like a child's ball, being tossed back and forth without dignity, and he didn't even have the slightest ability to resist.
The ham sausage stared at the two men who were fighting and hurting the hammer with resentment and irritability, the hairs on his body stood upright, and his claws were all extended, but he was really powerless.
When the door of the catapulted car fell heavily next to the hammer, almost cutting off half of his head, he crawled to the side with a rolling belt, and even the ham sausage was holding his collar to give him a hard time.
But Rao was like this, and there was no way for the hammer to escape the impact of the two guys in that fight, and the shock wave caused by the next few rounds of uninterrupted hedging between the two left him scarred all over his body.
"Come on, I'm still having fun." After causing an explosion and forcing the grim guy back, the blonde man said frivolously, "Come on, come on." ”
The guy known as Laika landed less than five meters away from the hammer, not noticing that there was an ordinary person on the ground struggling to escape, and the arc began to pull between his hands, and all the metal objects around him, including the belt buckle of the hammer and the small bell of the ham sausage, began to buzz and tremble.
The blonde man snorted coldly, and a sudden wave of air rushed him into the sky, and then his body turned into a hot meteor, and quickly rushed towards Laika's front door.
Laika seemed to know that he was about to have a big explosion in front of him, but he didn't panic and just continued to increase the electrical current passing through his body. All the metal in the surrounding 50 meters radius was suspended due to the magnetic effect, and even the hammer was forcibly suspended because of the metal objects on its body, and there was no chance to escape.
"Ham sausage, ** run! Come on! With the last of his strength, he shouted, "Hurry up!" Leave me alone! ”
Suddenly, a white shadow inserted between the hammer and the two of them, and before the hammer could react, a powerful air flow rushed towards both sides.
The hammer suspended in mid-air was rushed like a balloon in the wind without any suspense, but when he was just about to meet the moment when his head hit the wall and waited for death, one hand grabbed his trouser belt accurately and powerfully, and in the next moment, an unprecedented air explosion sounded, just like an overloaded truck suddenly burst a tire, the huge sound made the hammer have no way to think, his mind was blank, if it wasn't for the owner of that hand to help him offset most of the impact, I'm afraid it was not impossible for him to bleed to death.
"Enough!"
With a crisp snort, the world went to peace, surrounded by fragments of the washed fountain statue, crushed buns, and the wreckage of the car.
The hammer was gently put on the ground, and he raised his eyes in a fog to look at the back standing in front of him, his heart was frightened, and the whole person was sluggish and did not move.
"You two are mature, I have already informed the pickets, calm down if you don't want to be expelled!"
Dingzhu was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart, "This voice...... So familiar. ”
Sure enough, after the girl finished speaking, she turned around and squatted in front of the hammer, and asked in a low and gentle voice, "Are you okay?" Do you feel like something hurts? ”
The sunlight was dazzling, and Dinghammer couldn't fully see the girl's appearance, but judging from the smell and sound of her body, Dinghammer already knew who this person really was.
"I didn't ...... Nothing was wrong......"
"You take a break, I'll take care of it later, and if there's anything wrong, please tell me."
After speaking, she stood up again and swept the faces of the two bullfighting boys a few times: "Mo Hui, Laika!" Aren't you going too far! ”
Mo Hui touched his head: "You listen to my explanation......"
"I don't want to hear your explanation, save some effort to explain to the pickets!"
At this moment, the picket team of the Super Soldier Academy finally rushed over, and one of the leaders separated the crowd, walked to the place of the conflict, looked left and right, and took out a form: "Mo Hui, Laika." One person is a big one! ”
"Hey...... Feed...... Captain...... Be merciful! He's the one who is causing trouble, why should he remember me! ”
The picket captain glanced up at him and snorted, "Have you caused less trouble?" Who doesn't know your demeanor in the whole hospital? Stop talking nonsense, come back with me! ”
"Okay......" The handsome guy with dyed blonde hair jumped down from the remains of the statue in despair, "I'll just go back." ”
But as soon as he came down, Sun Dingji didn't know where the strength came from, and grabbed his trouser leg desperately: "I want to leave without losing the money!" ”
The handsome blonde guy was stunned, frowned and stretched out his finger to point at the tip of Sun Dinghammer's nose: "I warn you, don't mess around!" Otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind! ”
"Lose money!" Dinghammer bit hard, ignoring the multiple scars on his body: "Money!" ”
The handsome blonde guy was helpless, and pointed to the iceberg man next to him: "Find him to compensate, he is very rich!" ”
"Not interested." Iceberg man Laika always looked indifferent, and cherished words like gold, after saying these three words, he pursed his lips tightly again, staring at Sun Dinghammer without saying a word.
"Hurry up and deal with it" The captain of the picket team also snorted: "Deal with the matter, come to my office with Laika!" ”
"Okay......"
The handsome blonde guy Mo Hui took out his wallet from his pocket in frustration and didn't ask how much it was, he took out five large amounts from it and threw them on Sun Dingzhu's body.
Sun Dingzhu saw that his losses were finally compensated, and he lay on the ground softly to recover his strength, panting heavily, like a fish after going ashore.
Mo Hui patted his thigh, cursed secretly, muttered, "Count me unlucky", and then pushed away the crowd of onlookers and slowly disappeared into the square.
Although the hammer looked miserable, it was not fatally wounded, and this small injury was not a big deal for a thick-skinned guy like him.
But the guy who ate was ruined, although this compensation was enough to buy him for more than half a year's buns, but for the hammer who wanted to return to his own world, the money needed itself was a bottomless pit, and just a part of the mass separator had to be measured in gold.
However, Sun Dinghammer is a person who does not accept his fate, he slowly got up from the ground after relieving himself, and began to silently clean up the buns that can already be called garbage, and try to clean up the buns that can still be eaten and not dirty, and save a little is a little.
"Your endurance is really good." The fat cat ham sausage slowly shook back to Sun Dingzhu's side: "The one in white clothes has the ability to be electromagnetic." The yellow-haired one was a bit miscellaneous, but it could be seen that he was thermal potential energy. ”
"How can they fly?" Sun Dingzhu rubbed his nose and wiped away the scabbed nosebleed: "Don't you say that only those who are ideologically responsible can fly?" ”
"Of course they can, the white-clothed one should be detonated with electromagnetic shock, and the yellow-haired one is obviously a heat jet, but they won't last too long, but it's enough, because the way they fly will be much faster than the mind. Calculated together, the energy system is a relatively compromise system, and all the abilities are the second in 10,000 years, and their strength is stability. ”
"me, I can't live anymore." Sun Dinghammer sighed, rubbed his painful shoulder and said, "Okay, there are still about thirty buns to eat." ”
As he was talking, a pair of dirty feet appeared in front of him, Sun Dinghammer was stunned, and then looked up along the feet, and found that it was an eleven or twelve-year-old dirty homeless child standing in front of him, staring at the bun in his hand with bright eyes.
"Go, go, go." Sun Dinghammer stood up with a grin, waved his hand away: "If you don't go, I'll beat you!" ”
And after the little beggar listened to his threat, he didn't leave, just lowered his mouth, looked at Sun Dinghammer pitifully, twisted his hands together, and whispered: "Hungry ......"
"You're hungry and me." Sun Dinghammer ate the bun in two bites: "I'm still hungry." ”
After saying that, he stood up and turned his head and left, leaving the little beggar standing there alone, pitiful. But before he could take two steps, he turned back and took out a bag of buns and handed it to the little beggar: "I don't like this taste, take it and roll it." ”
The little beggar's eyes lit up again, and he took the bun and swallowed it exaggeratedly, but before he could swallow a bun, Sun Dinghammer slapped him on the back with a palm, and the whole bun was immediately spit out.
"You want to die! If you want to die, don't be choked to death by Lao Tzu's buns! Sun Dingzhu picked up his kettle from the side, poured a glass of water from it to the little beggar, and said fiercely: "Take it!" ”
But when he turned his head, he found that the girl who had been looking for him to buy buns and had saved his life just now was standing less than ten meters away from him leaning against a tree, looking at Sun Dingzhu with a warm smile that was always very warm.
"Ah...... Yes...... Hi...... Hi ......" Sun Dinghammer didn't react at once, and immediately put on a flattering face: "There are no buns to sell." ”
"Pay you back." The girl came over and handed over the money for the buns in the past half a month, and then took down two bags of buns from Sun Dinghammer's hands: "Check out at the end of the month." ”
"Good...... It's ......" Sun Dinghammer stood there stupidly and smiled at her: "That ......"
"What?" The girl turned her head to look at Sun Dinghammer, and those beautiful eyes saw that Sun Dinghammer's palms were sweating.
"I didn't ...... It's nothing ......" Sun Dinghammer pointed to the bun in her hand: "If it's cold, it's hot, otherwise it's not delicious." ”
"Well, got it. Thank you. ”
Looking at her fluttering figure, Sun Dinghammer sat on the guardrail, pulled his dirty hair hard, and said to the ham sausage next to him in annoyance: "Ahhhhh Why am I so useless! Don't even dare to ask a name! ”
Because there was a little beggar in the place, the ham sausage just glanced at the hammer in vain, and ran to the side to play with his tail. At this time, a nice voice next to him said with an apologetic smile: "I am Bai Fei." ”
Sun Dinghammer was startled, he didn't sit down for a while, and planted straight from the guardrail, but this did not affect his ability to get up from the ground.
It's just that because his action is too much like a monkey, it not only amused this Bai Fei, but also amused the little beggar next to him.
"You're laughing, you're laughing......" Dinghammer glared at the little beggar, then turned his head: "Actually, ......"
And Bai Fei didn't speak, just took out her wallet from her pocket, took out a lot of money and handed it to the hammer: "I forgot to say it just now, they fought because of me, and I am also responsible." So you must accept this compensation, the next time you see this kind of thing, the first reaction must be to run, it is really troublesome for you. ”
"No, no, no......" Sun Dingji looked at Bai Fei in embarrassment, and then silently put the money into his pocket: "How can I ask for your money......"
Bai Fei didn't speak, just pursed her lips and smiled, then waved her hand towards the hammer, and slowly walked into the distance like a piece of catkins.
"It's really a goddess...... Dinghammer sighed, took out a bun and stuffed it into his mouth: "It's a pity...... Not worthy. ”
After speaking, he ate a few bites of steamed buns, and staggered towards his broken "home", and he didn't see the ham sausage along the way, but Dinghammer didn't worry about that guy, don't look at it as a big fat cat, but his skills are still quite agile, and Dinghammer tried to drown it in the toilet several times but failed to seize the opportunity.
And when he got home and opened the door, the corner of his eye suddenly caught a glimpse of someone behind him, and he turned around sharply to see a skinny little dirty body shrunk behind a telephone pole, sneaky.
"Come out for Lao Tzu!" Seeing that someone could bully, Dinghammer decisively rolled up his sleeves and muttered to himself: "It's against you, dare to follow Lao Tzu!" ”
Sure enough, when he walked over, he found that it was indeed the little beggar, he was aggrieved and pitiful and looked up at the fierce hammer, his face was very dirty but his eyes were bright, even so bright that he felt a little abnormal, and he always felt that his eyes would glow.
"Do you want to die?" Dinghammer put on a fierce face: "Do you know who Lao Tzu is?" Give you a bun to eat, and you still follow? It's relied upon, isn't it? Damn, only Lao Tzu has always relied on others, and no one else can rely on Lao Tzu! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu chopped you up to make buns! ”
The little beggar who was still aggrieved actually laughed when he said this, not only laughing...... He smiled and shook his head.
This is simply a provocation to the majesty of the hammer!
"How dare you laugh?"
When Dinghammer was about to scare and scare this kid, the ham sausage suddenly jumped off the roof and shouted: "I just went to see the price of equipment and parts, and it has exploded!" We had to sell buns for 140 years to make a simple ...... You see...... Ay? Why are you looking at me like that? ”
"There's someone behind me, right?" The hair on the ham sausage exploded, and his eyes widened: "Yes......"
The hammer nodded slowly and heavily......
But the little beggar suddenly burst out with extraordinary agility, and at a distance of five or six meters, he didn't even react to the ham sausage, he had already come behind the ham sausage, and picked up the ham sausage, rubbed it on his face, and shouted happily: "Cat! Cat! ”
"Hammer! Catch him, our secrets can't be revealed! ”
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