Chapter 236: A Home Run for the Head
We were about to go inside, when a head popped out of the hole in the door.
The top of his head was sliced off, revealing a bright red brain, and his face was extremely ugly. When I saw it, I was immediately startled, and I was about to jump back, but An Gui grabbed my shoulder.
"You're going crazy again, aren't you?" An Gui said very unhappily.
"It's me, little brother Gongnan." It was the hoarse and eerie voice of a poisonous scorpion.
I took a closer look and realized that it was a ghost scorpion.
"Hey, didn't you run away? Why are you still here? I breathed a sigh of relief, but I was puzzled.
The ghost scorpion laughed dryly a few times and said, "I want to escape, but I don't want to die......
"Hehe, ghosts are also afraid of death?" I was a little speechless, and I didn't understand what he meant, so I asked, "I don't understand what you say, you don't want to die, you should choose to escape." ”
An Gui said at this time: "After he escaped, he was caught by Brother Dao, and he must have died without life, he said that he didn't want to die, and the reason is here." ”
Ghost Scorpion Skin didn't smile and said, "Although there is a ninety percent chance of hanging up if you stay here, the survival rate is still a little bit higher than the stupid choice of escaping......
I thought to myself, is the old way really that scary?
At this time, the demon scorpion said, "Let's go in quickly, the master is waiting inside." ”
An Gui and I listened to the words of the ghost scorpion, and then we got into the hole one after another.
At this time, my heart was full of questions, I had seen the ghost scorpion run away in ashes, but now why did it appear in this house? Also, An Gui also saw him run away, but he wasn't surprised at all now?
Could it be that all I saw at that time was a hallucination, all fake?
An Gui pouted and got in, and I quickly followed suit.
It was pitch black inside, as if suddenly blindfolded by a black cloth, and nothing could be seen.
A voice came from not far away: "Are you all in?" "It's the voice of the old way.
"Came in." The ghost scorpion walked over with a big axe and said, "Master, what should we do next?" ”
"The next is to close the door and beat the dog, of course." Lao Dao said lightly.
"Isn't the door closed, but there's a broken ......" At this, the ghost scorpion was immediately stunned, because he looked back and found that the hole in the door was gone, and the door was tightly closed.
When I saw this, I was stunned for a moment. The room was already dark enough, but as soon as the hole disappeared, it became even darker, and it was like pouring ink into the night, completely obscuring my vision.
However, my eyes were slightly accustomed to the darkness, and although I couldn't see my surroundings clearly, I could see blurry outlines.
For example, I can roughly see the silhouette of a ghost scorpion standing in front of me.
Wait a minute......
At this time, I couldn't help but feel stunned.
The outline of the ghost scorpion is in front, but what about the outline of the old way......
Didn't Lao Dao stand next to the ghost scorpion?
All of a sudden, my back was cold, and I ...... say, "Then let's start beating the dog." Lao Dao's calm voice floated over again, but this time, I heard a hint of strangeness.
"Master, how do you fight? Where are the dogs? The ghost scorpion asked again.
At this time, Lao Dao said: "For example, take out a stick first......" At this time, I saw a blurred outline of a stick suddenly appear next to the ghost scorpion, and then the strange face of Lao Dao appeared, in such a dark place, I should not be able to see the human face clearly, but this old face, but let me see clearly, it is a crazy face with a crazy smile!
"Again, knock on the door of your head!"
"Bump!!"
There was a muffled sound......
"Ahh Yes!! The scorpion clung to its half-smashed head and screamed miserably.
When I saw this, I couldn't help but gasp.
I hurriedly turned around and said to An Gui, "An Gui, this old way is a fake ......"
But before I could finish speaking, I was startled, because An Gui in front of me, that head became flat again!
"Hehe...... The fake An Gui curled the corners of his mouth, showed a weird smile, and said, "I'll tell you a secret, in fact, I'm also a fake." ”
I swallowed hard, laughed dryly, and said, "Hehe, I can see ......"
This fake An Gui took out a stick out of nowhere at this time, and I looked at the stick in his hand, and immediately broke out in a cold sweat.
"Going to start fighting dogs, areyouready?!" As he spoke, the guy lifted his stick and threw it off me!
"I'm the second Olympics, and I can speak English!" I spit out a groove, turned around and fled, but the fake Angui stick changed direction, changed to a sweep, and swept directly onto my ass.
"Ouch!" I screamed at the blow, and the whole person flew out like a frog and fell heavily to the ground.
At this moment, Michael Jackson's "beatit" suddenly sounded in the air, and I glanced over to the scorpion, and saw that the fake old man was following the beat of the music, picking up the stick and hitting the scorpion like a drum.
Sadly, the beat of the music "Beatit" is very tight, so the stick in the hand of the fake old man fell on him like a storm, and the ghost scorpion screamed miserably for a while......
But I couldn't get any better here, the fake Angui quickly walked towards me with space dance steps, and before I could get up, this guy split down with a stick, smashed directly on my waist, and smashed me to the floor.
Ignoring the severe pain in my body, I hurriedly took out the rune paper from my pocket and threw it at this fake Angui, and in the blink of an eye, this fake Angui was covered with rune paper.
But!
Like before, it didn't even work!
The fake An Gui grabbed the talisman paper pasted on his face, and immediately became unhappy: "You actually threw garbage on my face, you think my face is a garbage can!" As he spoke, the guy swung his club again and slammed it down.
I was beaten and rolled on the ground with my head and legs in my hands, and at last the dog jumped over the wall, threw himself at him, threw him down, and then snatched his club and struck him the door.
For a while, the brain burst out, the flesh and blood were blurred, and it was miserable......
But here, a hand came from behind my back and patted me on the shoulder......
"Hey, aren't you tired like this?"
As soon as I heard it, I immediately chuckled in my heart, it was An Gui's voice!
I rolled my eyes and looked down, only to find that there was still a trace of the fake Angui on the ground, and it was clear that there was only a pool of dirty blood left!
"Go back." The fake Angui said lightly again.
My body shook and I slowly turned around.
But when he saw that the guy had already raised the stick in his hand, he was about to slam it at my head like he was playing baseball!
"Whew!"
The stick flew over, but luckily I reacted quickly, and I got down and flashed, and the stick grazed my hair, otherwise my head would have flown out of my neck!
"Hey, I hit an air balloon, and my head is a home run!" Saying that, the fake Angui flew over with one foot, "Ya, call you flash, call you flash, flash!" ”
As I spoke, countless sticks smashed at me again!
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