Chapter 237: A soak of urine
Luckily, I also had a stick in my hand, and I was quite agile, so I hurriedly used the stick in my hand to block it.
For a while, the sound of "dangdang" wooden sticks hitting each other was endless......
At some point, the fake Angui stopped attacking, but I was still waving my stick indiscriminately, and I didn't notice it at all.
At this time, fake Angui said: "Your skills are not bad." "That's when I realized that this guy had stopped attacking.
But as soon as I reacted, the fake Angui had already sent a kick to my stomach.
"Poof!"
After a muffled sound, my whole body flew out, rolled to the ground, and rolled to the side of the ghost scorpion.
At this time, the ghost scorpion was so mad that the fake old way was like mud, and his face was completely disfigured, but it seemed that his current appearance was more in line with his ghost identity.
I was kicked in pain, but I was so frightened by his appearance that I immediately forgot the pain in my body, and I kicked him in horror.
"Oops! Even you beat me! The scorpion's scream was full of desolation......
When I heard this voice, I reacted, and said in my heart Who called you so ugly, but I quickly said sorry.
At this time, the music of "Beatit" was still echoing in the dark room, and when I looked up, the fake Angui was floating towards us with space dance steps, and on the other side, the fake old man turned into two sticks in his hands, and the impostor was waving the two sticks in his hand and walking towards us with a crazy face.
When the ghost scorpion and I saw this scene, we only felt that the flesh all over our bodies was screaming in fright.
These two guys are really perverted, ghosts, ghosts, and they make such exciting music, they really don't have any professional ethics to be ghosts, I think it's more like a sadist!
But now that this powerful music has reached my ears, it has become as terrifying as a flood of beasts.
Seeing these two impostors getting closer and closer, my heart was like being pierced by a highly poisonous needle, piercing deeper and deeper, in addition to the pain, what was even more devastating was the despair of death.
But at this time......
The music suddenly stopped!
The imposter Lao Dao and the impostor An Gui were immediately stunned, as if they had been pressed to pause, and froze in place, and then their eyes turned vigilantly to look around.
Suddenly a figure stepped out of the darkness, holding an old-fashioned tape recorder in his hand.
He took out the tape from the tape recorder, flipped it over, put it back into the tape recorder, and pressed play.
The eerie music of "Night of the Soul" echoed in the air......
"This music is suitable for the current atmosphere." This sentence is an understatement, but it far exceeds the effect of heavy ink.
When the fake old man and the fake Angui heard this, their eyes showed panic and fear, and they froze in place, not even daring to move, as if as long as they moved, they would explode and die.
The figure with the tape recorder gradually became clear, and sure enough, it was a genuine veteran.
And behind Lao Dao, there is also An Gui.
Lao Dao suddenly raised his left hand at this time, snapped his fingers, and then said lightly: "Cast the net." ”
An Gui behind him heard the order, and immediately waved his hand, and really flew out of a big net.
The two impostors were startled at this time, and fled in a hurry, but the net had already been covered.
Lao Dao and An Gui suddenly had a stick in their hands, and then they both smiled evilly, and walked towards the two impostors.
The two of them "ah" twice, waved the sticks down, under the weird music of "Soul Night", all kinds of screams are endless, but this scream makes people always feel a little discordant when they hear it, because the scream comes from the ghost's mouth......
"Support genuine and fight piracy, start with me!" An Gui took a deep breath, and then slapped a stick at the fake An Gui in the net, and said: "I'll forget about piracy, why don't you make a pig's head out of it, which affects my beautiful and handsome image!" See if I don't blow my head out! Look how dare you pirate me! As he spoke, he struck another stick at it.
"Stop!!" The fake Angui suddenly shouted.
Lao Dao and An Gui really stopped the stick in their hands that was already stained with blood.
"How did you escape my haunted maze?" The fake Angui suddenly asked.
Lao Dao said lightly: "That's not simple, just pee and come out." ”
This very nonsensical sentence made the fake An Gui stunned, he sneered desolately, and said, "Heh, it turned out to be a boy's pee......"
"Now that you know, let's move on." An Gui said, picked up the stick again, "Ahh
The old way is very fast, three times five divided by two, the fake old way has been beaten into a human shape, to be exact, it has become a piece of meat.
Lao Dao threw away the stick covered with minced meat in his hand, walked up to us, and said, "You two can't die, can you?" ”
I'm fine, but the scorpion is not good, this guy has been beaten to only half of his head, and his brains are still leaking out.
However, before I could speak, the ghost scorpion had already said, "Master, it's good that you're here, we won't get in the way." ”
When I heard this, I was greatly surprised, and immediately looked at him with the eyes of a dinosaur, and I said in my heart, "Oh, my brain is thrown out like mud, and I even said that it is okay, so what is the matter?" Do you want to be chopped into meat sauce? ……
Lao Dao said lightly: "It's okay." ”
I stood up and asked Lao Dao, "What the hell is going on with all this, I'm completely confused, why are you with An Gui?" ”
As the old saying goes, "Do you want to listen to simple explanations or complex explanations?" ”
I said, "Easy." ”
Lao Tao said: "To put it simply, it's that you're hell, that's why you see so many illogical things." ”
I immediately pulled my face down, and it seemed that this guy was pretending again, and I said, "Aren't you talking nonsense?" ”
Lao Dao said: "Actually, as soon as we came to the door of the dilapidated house, we had already entered the illusion created by these two ghosts. As he spoke, he glanced at the two ghosts who were still in the net, and at this time An Gui was still waving the stick, and the rhythmic sound of "bumping" echoed in the air with the eerie music of "Soul Night".
Lao Dao continued: "Just like I said to the two pirated goods just now, then I peed, and then came out, after coming out, I went to grope the road ahead, and then suddenly felt that the was urgent, so I found a pit on the way and pulled a piece of, and then came back here, rescued An Gui, and finally took An Gui to save the two of you." ”
When Lao Dao said this, it was bland and understated, but it made me feel a lot of pain when I listened to it.
I immediately scolded: "Ya, you're still exploring the way, you're still shitting, why don't you come back to save us quickly, if it's one step too late, I'll hang up." ”
"It's you and not me, it's my business......" Lao Dao said faintly, but then he immediately said: "Ahem, in fact, the reason is like this, I thought that there was a ghost scorpion by your side, and he would protect you, but I didn't expect that this guy was abused even worse, hey, I owe him a big axe......"
When the ghost scorpion heard this, his rotten face smiled bitterly a few times, and said: "These two guys are actually very powerful, their haunted house maze has sealed all the spiritual power spells and the power of the rune paper, and created such a real illusion, so ......"
Lao Dao didn't think so, and said lightly: "Is it very powerful?" Why can't you beat me with a soak of pee? ”
At this time, An Gui had already abused the fake An Gui into meat sauce, which could be directly used to make human barbecued pork buns.
Lao Dao saw that the two little bosses had been cleaned up, so he said: "Okay, let's go on the road, go to meet the ultimate boss!" ”
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