After getting off the train and getting on the bus, the bus in the small town is like this, it is dirty, the black layer on the seat cushion is polished, and the butt is slippery when you sit on it.

Fortunately, we are not very particular people, Han Wanchun and Nie Baozhong sat behind me and Qian Zha Paper, Qian Zha Paper did not stop when he got into the car, and looked around while eating ham sausages, I whispered to him: "What do you see?" ”

Qian Zhazi said to me vaguely with ham sausage in his mouth: "I'm excited as soon as I want to enter the new map, I'll see how many ghosts there are in this car first." ”

"Where the hell did you come from, what are the children talking about?" The eldest sister who bought the ticket glanced sideways at Qian Tie Paper.

However, Qian Zhashi whispered to me: "This aunt has one on her leg, do you think I can believe her if I tell her?" ”

"I think you should eat more." I said a little helplessly, in fact, sometimes it's really not a good thing to be able to see ghosts, just like this money tied to paper, in the eyes of outsiders it seems to be a nervous disorder, but I fully believe in his words, this poor and remote country, try to ask which bus is not overloaded?

And speaking of this kind of local chartered car owners generally want to buy second-hand cars cheaply, you must know that second-hand cars are the most evil, generally have had an accident car, in fact, each line has its own taboos, this transportation industry is naturally so, such as after one o'clock in the middle of the night to see someone on the side of the road to stop the car can not stop, because this time period is the most filthy, maybe what will be on the car, and there is an accident car can not stay, especially the car that has been killed, this kind of car is very yin, very unlucky.

This kind of long and short line of buses, getting on and off the bus has a large flow of passengers, and you can't keep it at any station, but people are taboo about this, I know that there is no door on the paper of money, for fear that he will talk nonsense and let people go down, so he turned over the backpack, as soon as he spoke, I gave him a ham sausage, and as soon as he spoke, I gave him a ham sausage.

This kid seems to be a little anemic because he usually stays up late, and he is not afraid of coming, and he ate a crooked stomach along the way, but when he got off the car, he vomited, and he vomited like a ground meat filling that had just come out of the Shuanghui cold cabinet.

I patted him on the back and looked at the nearby scenery, it was already seven o'clock in the morning of the next day, and there was a large forest on one side of the road, and the shadow of a low mountain at the end of the forest was faintly visible, and at this end of the road was the farmland plain, and the smoke of the village in the distance was rising, and there were farmers driving a group of cows slowly.

I grew up in this environment, and now when I see this small village, I suddenly have a good feeling in my heart, the air is very fresh, but mixed with a hint of the smell of ham sausages, the money and paper seem to be spit clean, so I got up, as if there was no one else, and said to me: "I used to feel that there was little ham and sausage in instant noodles at night, and I won't take this thing when I break my leg in the future." ”

I smiled, didn't say anything, just with him on the back of the luggage, led by Nie Baozhong, and came to the small village, this village does not look too big, visual inspection of about 100 households, reform and opening up for so many years, there are still people living in grass houses, but this Nie Baozhong's second uncle's family seems to be quite rich, this courtyard is not small, three large tile houses, but it is not like ordinary people raise chickens and ducks.

As soon as he entered the courtyard, Nie Baozhong shouted at the top of his voice: "Second uncle, second uncle, I'm here!" ”

After a while, the door of the main room opened, and an old man walked out, this old man looked about sixty or seventy years old, with white hair, not tall, and walking with a cane, but his mental state was very good, after seeing Nie Baozhong, he said, "Why did Xiaozhongzi come to see me?" ”

I can be sure that this old man's teeth are not good, a mouth, a row of dentures almost fell out of the mouth, Nie Baozhong smiled and said, "Didn't I miss you." ”

The old man hurriedly let us into the house, the furnishings in this house are typical of the countryside, but it is also clean, spotless, we sit on the kang, Nie Baozhong and the old man chatted with some homely things, then introduced us, he said to the old man: "Second uncle, listen to my dad said that you want to find a wife?" ”

The old man sighed, and then said: "Don't listen to his nonsense, what are you looking for, even if you really find it, then your second mother must not kill me over there?" ”

Nie Baozhong smiled, and then said to the old man: "Don't say that, you are so old, your children are not around, it is a good thing to have someone to take care of, if you want to say that you are an old man, you are too hearty, no, I am afraid that you will get angry, I will invite you back a few capable people, aren't you afraid that my second grandmother will not be happy?" This big fairy will pass through the yin, ask him to put the old lady up, let's persuade him well, won't it be over? ”

"What kind of fairy?" As soon as the old man heard his words, he took a lot of looks at us, but Qian Zhaji and I are both little children, and there is nothing to look at, so he glanced at Han Wanchun, Han Wanchun's expression was serious at this time, and his old face really seemed to be full of fairy aura in the blink of an eye, only to see him say to Nie Baozhong: "Shaman, shaman." ”

"Ah yes, shaman." Nie Baozhong said to the old man: "This Brother Han is a shaman, that is, a great god of dancing and moving poles, didn't we also come here when we were children, do you remember?" ”

"You said to be a great dancer!" When the old man heard Nie Baozhong say this, he was immediately happy, and seemed to understand Nie Zhongbao's intentions, as if he was very happy, and his mouth and dentures almost fell out. After he knew that Han Wanchun would dance the great god, he stepped forward very enthusiastically, and at this time he didn't shirk it, just held Han Wanchun's hand and said: "Daxian'er, it's all up to you this time, as long as you can handle this matter well...... I won't say anything. ”

Han Wanchun smiled slightly, and then said to the old man: "Helping people is also part of our cultivation, so the old brother doesn't have to be polite." ”

The old man obviously looked like Sichun, I peeked in, only to see that after he heard that he could almost get what he wanted, his face was suddenly full of red light, and the crutches were thrown away, so he didn't think it was a little funny, and the money was even more direct, he secretly said to me: "See, this old man saw that he could marry a daughter-in-law again, and he was so happy that he was reincarnated directly." ”

I almost didn't laugh.

Although the folk also have a great god of dancing during the day, but we can't, because the sky is too bright to scare people, so the old man arranged a room for the three of us to live, yesterday in the car did not sleep well, Han Wanchun's old arms and legs were already tired, so he fell asleep on the kang, and only got up at lunchtime, I couldn't sleep with Qian Zha paper, so after eating, I went out to wander around.

Qian Zha paper is like an owl, dead at night but angry during the day, opening his mouth is full of things in the game, what is the president of this guild sleeping two receptions, the reception in the YY channel specializes in breaking shoes and the like, after talking for a while, he said to me again: "Yao Zi, why haven't I seen you play games recently?" ”

I said to him, "I don't have time, I have to earn money to support my daughter-in-law." ”

Qian Zhashi said to me: "Don't mention my daughter-in-law to me, I get angry when I mention it, I knew a stinky little lady on the Internet before, the little mouth is sweet, the brother is long and the brother is short, the husband is good and the husband is handsome, I was coaxed like falling into the sugar heap, how much equipment did I give her at that time?" But as soon as I asked for an 'interview', Ya directly blocked me, and then I found out when I inquired, guess what? ”

"What's wrong?"

"Ya is a shemale, a big man with a picky feet, about the same age as Uncle Chun, and his beard is longer than Uncle Chun." Qian Zha Paper complained.

That's,I'm laughing in my heart.,But it's really disgusting to think about it.,Although the money is not very heroic.,But how to say it's also a rotaku in the prime of life.,I don't want to be with a lewd uncle across the computer for months.,The most outrageous thing is that the money and the paper hasn't been found yet.,It's really a bit intriguing.。 So I said to Qian Zha paper: "That's because you are stupid, you two haven't watched for so long, you two haven't spoken, you have no electricity, you flirt or something?" ”

"I didn't know that." Qian Zhashi said to me: "I thought I was sincere to others, and others were sincere to me, right...... My first love, that's ......."

Qian Zhashi seemed to remember that painful memory again, so he had a sad expression, and I looked at him, but I understood in my heart, this kid is an emotional idiot, so old and still yearning for Plato's innocent love, I didn't expect that I was really Plato, and the man's foot hair should be about the same length as Plato.

Qian Zhashi seemed to be interested, but he sighed again, sat down on a stone, and said to me, "Well, and that time...... That time too, why do you say there are so many shemales now? ”

"You're lucky." I sat down too.

Qian Zhashi said angrily: "Yes, there is that time, and that time is also ......"

"Stop, stop, did you fall into the pile, how many times have you been?" I said.

Qian Zhashi seemed to be very depressed and said to me: "I have forgotten a few times, anyway, it is difficult to explain, yes, and that ......"

"Stop, stop!" I hurriedly said: "Let's not mention the matter of the master, this topic is too supplemental, and my brother's body is not weak." ”

"Women too." Qian Zhashi heard me say this, so he preached to me: "I met one a while ago, and they all said that it was not too late to make amends, and let me meet another one in the game, this time I learned to be smart, and after adding QQ, I sent a video directly to this little girl, and I took it, hey, I'll go!" You know what? ”

I saw that the more he talked, the more excited he became, and he danced a little, so I said to him, "Another big man with his feet? ”

"Not really!" Qian Zha paper said.

"If it's not, you're 'ouch, I'm going' what?" I say.

"Oh, I'll go, it's so beautiful!" Qian Zhashi said to me very excitedly: "As soon as the video was connected, I was stunned, hey, this little girl looks good, the nose is the nose, the eyes are the eyes, the chest collar is V-shaped, open here, the figure is old and domineering, after seeing me, I was stunned, my face was red and red, the little girl's voice was quite sweet, this 'brother' called my bones crispy, and I could talk for five or six minutes, but I didn't expect Ya to say that it was hot, and I took off my clothes directly to the video." ”

And such good things? When I heard this, I was immediately interested, so I hurriedly urged the money to tie the paper: "Oh, I'll go, this time I can let you take it, what about later?" ”

"Later......" Qian Zhashi smiled bitterly, "Later, she told me that if I wanted to continue watching, I had to give him twenty q coins." ”

Dizzy, I looked at the money and paper, crying and laughing in my heart, thinking to myself who are the people you have met!? So he asked him, "Then you gave it?" ”

Qian Zhashi nodded, and then said: "In that state, in the dead of night, the eyebrows are burned, of course it is given." ”

"And then?" I asked.

Qian Zhashi said with tears in his eyes: "And then ...... Then she showed me a video ............".

I asked Qian Zha Paper, how do you know it's a video, Qian Zha Paper told me, your QQ video still has a website logo in it, .............

This unlucky child, suddenly, I have a little sympathy for him, to say that he is also quite pitiful, because of the relationship between work, the Internet said to him that it is all, he just wants to find a love he wants in his own world, but I didn't expect to find all deception, so I said to him: "This can't be blamed on you, only to blame too many liars on the Internet now." ”

Qian Zhashi took a deep breath, and then said to me: "Actually, it's not, there should be good people, maybe the next one is?" ”

Maybe, when I saw the sincerity he said, I couldn't bear to hurt his self-confidence, he still has this belief that is good after all, there are good people in this world, and this is naturally the case on the Internet, it's not terrible to meet a bad person, but the terrible thing is that you yourself have become a bad person.

The two of us sat for a while, then got up and went back, saying that the trouble was going to be the trouble, and the business still had to be done, that afternoon, Han Wanchun and the Nie family set the things that needed to be prepared, and Nie Baozhong was really generous, and ordered a pair of jade girls and golden boys, not to mention, and ordered a paper scalper.

The paper cow needs not enough materials, can only wait for the village when there is a market to buy, so Qian Zha paper sat in the house and took out the materials he brought to paste the paper man, his craftsmanship is very good, it didn't take half a day, the two paper people got the same look, the old man Nie saw this hand, he couldn't help but appreciate.

In the evening, Han Wanchun arranged the incense case, and then secretly said to me behind his back: "I took a look around, there are a lot of good things in this house, don't do it endlessly, give them a 'dragon'." ”

I nodded, a dragon is a black word, which means to eat and take, and try your best to squeeze out all the resources in a short period of time, Han Wanchun said: "There are two bottles of Moutai in the back room, it seems that they were given by someone else during the Chinese New Year, and they will be opened later, don't forget." ”

I nodded again, thinking that these noodles all day long really choked this old guy, tonight he thought about addicting the uncle, so he didn't say anything, after all the work was ready, we both changed our clothes, I took out the Kaiyuan donkey skin drum, the old guy put on a colorful coat rattle, buckled the flower crown and sat on a stool.

And Qian Zhazhi stood beside me, sitting opposite Nie Baozhong and his second uncle with unreliable dentures, I cleared my throat, and said to the two Nie family to continue to fool people, then beat the drum, and then sang: "Please ~~Shen'er~~La~~~"

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