Standing outside the door was bored, I lit a cigarette and wrapped it up, this Baojia Immortal is sometimes the same as a child, you have to coax, the more you are a child at the age of 100, not to mention this kind of land monster that has been cultivated for thousands of years.

As the saying goes, heaven and earth are unkind, and all things are used as dogs, did God really create so many monsters and monsters to confuse the world? No wonder the world is so confused today. From the bottom of my heart, I don't want to believe that there are ghosts and gods in the world, but since I was a child, I have been exposed to my family and encountered so many strange things, so I have to believe this. Many officials in the court once sent special cars to ask their aunts to come to the door to solve their doubts, which shows that superstition, even if you are in a high position, it is inevitable.

After waiting for half an hour, my feet were numb, and I was thinking about how to go to my father to tell my aunt that the door was closed and that I was not in sight, when I heard the sound of unlocking the door.

My aunt pushed open the door, handed me a few yellow paper talismans in her hand, and said, "Just a few of them, go back quickly, Chang Sanye is happy today, drank your wine, and said that it is good to remember you." ”

I took it ecstatically: "Thank you, auntie, thank you, third master, haha, then I'll leave first, and I'll come to see it in two days." ”

My aunt's face turned green, and she hurriedly said, "Don't, don't come to my little ancestor again, go back quickly." ”

Fu is the true monarch Tiangang symbol, the paper is Chenzhou yellow table paper, the ink used to write the symbol should have been written with water and Chenzhou's cinnabar with a brush, but these few symbols are different, the rune paper must be: one: this: read: novel 3w.ybdu Chenzhou, are specially bought by the aunt, but the ink used to write is thick red, like blood, it smells fishy, not cinnabar at all.

I don't care about it so much, anyway, I got the talisman, folded it and put it in my pocket, and celebrated the New Year happily.

This thing was done, I called Lao Hei and asked him how the progress was, Lao Hei told me depressedly on the phone, saying: "I have been grinding with the old Taoist priest of Tianqi Palace for a long time, but I just don't give me a sword, saying what is the treasure of the town palace, I can't borrow money for two days." No way, I've just climbed over the wall and into their backyard now. ”

I was amused: "Be careful, don't get caught, those villagers will beat you to death." ”

Lao Hei said: "Please rest assured that the leader will complete the task." ”

I said, "What about the black donkey's hooves?" ”

Lao Hei said: "Properly, I bought eight, spiced and spicy, I just ate two." ”

I had a black line on my face: "I'll go, I can't use cooked ones!" ”

Lao Hei said: "Then it's really hard to buy, I saw that there were meat sellers, but I didn't see donkey killers." ”

I said: "Yes, it seems that the little master has to go out in person, you can get the sword in your hand, it's really not good, it's okay to steal a bell, I heard that there is a bell in front of the statue of the old gentleman of Tianqi Palace, it is a good baby." ”

Lao Hei suddenly lowered his voice and said, "Okay, okay, don't talk about it, someone is coming, I'm hanging." ”

Hanging up the phone, I began to think about the problem of the hooves of the black donkey, now that there are cooked food sold everywhere in the city, how can there be people who kill donkeys on the street. I heard from another colleague that he had bought a whole donkey, but the place was too far away, in the boundary of Shandong, and it was not the fifteenth day of the new year to have a temple fair at this time, which was really a little worried.

With the idea of giving it a try, I began to make ideas around the power poles in the city. These experts who post small advertisements have all kinds of strange tricks and tricks that ordinary people do not have, and it should not be difficult for them to help find a donkey hoof seller.

After reading the information on several streets, almost all of them are selling guns and ammunition, rich women are raising children, and specializing in infertility.

I just rode aimlessly on the "Dead Fly" (a type of bicycle with fixed gears that can't slide. Look at the little advertisements on the telephone poles along the street corners of the city.

I remember once seeing a message that said: fight on behalf of others, help others take revenge, and relieve your worries.

Look at the slogan of others, such a bull wave, can a little donkey's hooves still be handled? My goal now is to find such a small advertisement, and then see if I can find a source of donkey hooves from them, maybe this is not a good way, but there is no way to do it.

I also called the 114 number checker, but 114 provided me with the phone number of many processing companies, these companies are taking the wholesale volume, and the buyer who is not a retail investor like me is completely ignorant, and there is really no other way, so I can only lock it on the telephone pole speechlessly.

What would I think if an acquaintance saw me now? You don't think I'm a little advertisement, do you? I smiled helplessly, pulled the hair in front of my forehead, tried to cover my face as much as possible, and endured it for the sake of tomorrow's brilliant career.

There are so many coincidences, chances, and encounters in this world, and if it wants to come, you can't stop it. As I was looking for small advertisements from one to another, I saw a strange person under a telephone pole.

The man was wearing a black checkered shirt, a pair of white cropped pants on his lower body, a pair of small black leather shoes on his feet, and his light yellow hair was messed up like a chicken coop, and he was writing something on the ground with his head down.

I'm very curious, looking down, the writing is crooked and twisted like a ghost drawing, probably a street artist, I feel bored after watching it for a while, it's actually some ghost painting charms that I can't understand, dense and panicked.

I turned around to leave, but the barbershop busker suddenly stopped me and said, "Hey, buddy." ”

I looked back at him suspiciously and said, "What's wrong?" Is there something wrong with you? ”

He looked up and grinned at me, his eyebrows wide.

This is a handsome face, I have never seen such a beautiful and delicate man, red lips and almond eyes, sword eyebrows like the moon, I am afraid that the most beautiful woman will be eclipsed in front of him.

His voice was hoarse, and he was looking at me with a wicked look on his face, the corners of his mouth raised, and he said, "What are you looking for?" I can help you. ”

"Do you know what I'm going to do? Can you help me? ”

The man smiled and said, "Whatever you want to do?" I can help you. ”

I suddenly had a bad taste, this man seemed to have something wrong with his brain, and I said, "Do you have the plane cannon?" I'm going to buy a nuclear warhead. ”

The man shook his head, stood up and left, and dumped me with a word: "Stupid." ”

I stepped forward and grabbed him and said, "It seems that you are not stupid, I thought you were stupid, I want to buy some donkey hooves, do you have them?" ”

He turned his head, raised an eyebrow and squinted at me, and said, "You're a fool!" What do you want these things for? ”

has a handsome face, and he was stunned to be squeezed out of obscenity, but listening to him say this, it seems to be very funny.

I said, "Then you don't care, do you have one?" ”

He looked me up and down, his eyes full of disdain, and said, "That's it, I have a bunch of these things in my house." ”

This is a bit blown, who has nothing to do with a lot of donkey hooves?

When he saw that I didn't believe me, he said, "What vintage do you want?" Thirty years, fifty years, three hundred years, I can take it out. ”

I was a little stunned: "I want donkey hooves, are you sure you don't sell alcohol?" ”

He also learned from me to put on a stunned expression: "It's about the donkey's hooves." ”

"Donkey hooves are still divided into years? You know what I bought it for, and you let me buy these vintages? ”

He sneered twice and said, "You are either a tomb robber or a psychopath, do you say you are a psychopath?" ”

"I'm certainly not a psychopath!"

"Yes, then you are a tomb robber, children nowadays, I have read too many tomb robbery novels, everyone wants to make a few donkey hooves, they really think that the donkey hooves bought casually on the street can go to the tomb to rob the tomb and make zombies? It's just whimsical, and I don't know how I'll die when the time comes. ”

"You're a tomb robber, I just want to buy two donkey hooves, can I go home to ward off evil spirits?"

He shook his head and said, "Don't bother to care about you, you are going to ask for a few, I have one here." ”

I said, "Three or five, seven or eight, what is the matter with a thirty-year-old donkey's hoof and a fifty-year-old donkey's hoof?" What's the difference? ”

The man stretched out his hand to me: "Come on a cigarette, brother will give you a good vernacular." ”

I glared at him, lit a cigarette myself, took out another and handed it to him, who knew that this person waved his hand again, signaling me to light it for him, I helplessly helped him light it, he took a puff, and blew a smoke ring like a big smoker, and then began to say: "In ancient times, people were about to die, and rich people used ginseng to hang the dead, which can make people live for a while." And the poor family can live a little longer with the hooves of a donkey that has never seen the light.

Ginseng has a spirit of refinement, and it is born to cultivate the path of immortals, and it is not common in black and white that ginseng essence is possessed, so you dare not detain the soul, and you have to wait for the ginseng essence to disperse the immortal qi in order to take away the dying person.

The donkey that has not seen the light is actually the unborn donkey fetus in the womb of the female donkey, the donkey's hooves are divided into two petals, just like the sun and the moon, this beast is born by stepping on the sun and the moon, and naturally has the golden body of the fairy family.

Taoism's saying should start with Zhang Guolao, when the eight immortals Zhang Guolao rode a donkey to subdue demons, often let the donkey step on those demons with his feet, and over time it became a magic weapon, and later Zhang Guolao became an immortal, this donkey was given a golden body with the lord, and naturally the donkey's hooves became a sharp weapon to subdue demons and eliminate ghosts, of course, this must be fake.

In fact, the book always says that the black donkey's hooves are not entirely true.

The real black donkey's hooves are donkey's hooves wrapped in glutinous rice!

The black donkey's hooves exorcise evil spirits originated from Luojiao, one of the largest folk sects in the Ming Dynasty, when Luo Menghong, the ancestor of Luojiao, saw the hoof prints of donkey's hooves stepped on the ground, like the sun and the moon, so he created Luojiao's 'Yin and Yang Seal'.

This seal is ranked sixteenth in the secret method of the Luo sect "The Great Brahma Formula", this seal can help the Luo disciples to practice the practice of the law more easily gather the glory of the sun and the moon, those donkey hooves left over from the practice often absorb the light of the sun and the moon, and there are perennial blessings of the Tao, so they naturally have the ability to ward off evil spirits.

Why is it mixed with sticky rice? This is the introduction of the Five Bucket Rice Dao by some folk sects in the later Qing Dynasty, that is, the doctrine of the Heavenly Master Sect, and the good recipe invented by themselves to ward off evil spirits.

The two are one, not only to drive away zombies, what evil demons in the world can't be exorcized? Therefore, not all donkey hooves have the ability to subdue demons and subdue demons, only those donkey hooves that have been stored and absorbed by the sun and moon over the years have the function of truly subduing demons and eliminating demons, and the best donkey hooves are naturally used by Luo cultists. ”

Speaking of this, the man scratched his head and said proudly: "Actually, the donkey's hooves are not black, do you think the donkey with black hair is still black after the hair is faded with hot water?" You are a donkey and a black chicken! It is said that the black donkey hooves are called black donkey hooves because they are too old and put for too long, and they dry naturally and turn black. ”

I suddenly realized, it turned out to be like this, it seems that I have found the right person for this donkey's hooves: "Then what kind of religion are you talking about, I haven't heard of it." ”