The next day, when I slept until noon, I called Lao Hei up, and he looked at me with his eyes blurred with his head on the chicken nest: "Second brother, did my car crash last night?" ”

I said angrily, "Are you still worried about the car?" Why don't you ask me if there's something wrong? ”

He yelled badly, jumped out of bed, and ran out of the tent, and then he was heard screaming, "Oh, my little darling, what beast has caused you to do this?" ”

I washed my face, boiled the lettuce and instant noodles I brought back last night, served two bowls, and brought one bowl to Lao Hei, who was holding a bowl and looking at the deformed van, and it was difficult to swallow for a while.

I opened the car door and squatted on the car to take a few bites of food, and persuaded: "Don't feel sorry for your deformed plane, hurry up and eat, and I'll have to do business later." ”

Lao Hei took a bite of noodles depressedly and said, "Of course you don't feel distressed if it's not your child, but my dad borrowed 50,000 yuan to buy this car." ”

"Oh, that's how you treat your kid? Fortunately, the little master stopped you last night, if you really take off, you kid and your good brother will be all wasted. ”

Lao Hei glared at me: "Fuck off, this king is upset." ”

"Yo yo yo, look at your bear-like appearance, you don't want to fly a plane anymore?" I smiled and said, "Tomorrow I will have money after doing this big job." When the time comes, the car will buy you two, one for the road, and the other? One? Root? Read? Novel.ybdu.When the plane makes you glorify your ancestors, it's not a thing. ”

Lao Hei suddenly smiled, sucked his face, and instantly forgot about the transformation plane, and chattered: "Aiqing's words are very satisfying, and when the enthronement ceremony is completed, I will definitely make you a prince." ”

I said get out, the two of them are more than the ability to eat noodles, this noodle eating is also a technical job, if you suck too much, you will choke, and if you suck less, you can't enjoy eating.

It's okay to be idle in private, Lao Hei and I often compete to see who is snorting and eating fast.

After eating, I took Lao Hei to the construction site to take a look, because it rained for a day yesterday, the ground was muddy and there was no way to construct, and there were no workers to work today.

Lao Hei was responsible for driving to buy the hooves of the black donkey and some equipment for exorcism, and by the way, he bought a few wooden planks to fix the unstable thief hole, and I was responsible for going to my aunt to ask for a few ghost killing talismans.

Lee Min Ho and Wang Da Hammer must be indispensable, but fortunately, we are at the construction site, and there are many such things in the tent, so naturally there is no need to worry.

In this way, I only need to go to my aunt's house to ask for Zhang Lingfu and there will be nothing to do, anyway, Lao Hei has a car, so he should do more, and I am also happy.

After the discussion, they separated from Lao Hei and went their separate ways.

Speaking of my aunt, I have to say that the Horse Fairy in the Northeast is actually a goddess.

Out of the horse, also known as looking at incense, or out of the hall, is a contemporary witchcraft culture that inherits the ancient shamanic witchcraft, and there is also a saying that it is Baojiaxian.

In ancient times, people believed in ghosts and gods, so there was a profession of shaman. These sorcerers were able to talk to ghosts and gods, and used the power of gods and ghosts to help the people and benefit the people.

The people of Northeast China mostly believe in the five immortals: foxes, snakes, rats, weasels and hedgehogs, and they believe that these five animals can evolve into essences and transform into human forms after thousands of years of cultivation.

It is said that the five immortals after becoming a spirit cannot enter the heavenly court, and must be approved by the Jade Emperor, otherwise they can only be called earth immortals.

If you want to become an immortal, you have to purify all sentient beings, do merit and do good deeds, and when these earth immortals who have cultivated to become refined have accumulated enough merit, and their Taoism has been further sublimated, they will naturally be able to transcend the heavenly realm and rank in the immortal class.

Before they became immortals, they were actually cultivating into refined demons.

After all, animals are animals, and even if they become spirits, after transforming into humans, they cannot directly talk to humans, lest they scare sentient beings. In this case, the Five Immortals must find a person in the human world who can talk to them, and then help them do good deeds through the person who speaks.

This person is the so-called Horse Immortal, which is what we usually call a goddess.

Among these five immortals, the more common is Hu Huang Python Chang, Hu is the fox, Huang is the weasel, the python is the python, and often the long worm.

Among the five immortals, these four immortals also have the highest Taoism, while the hedgehog has the least. It is said that the hedgehog is the reincarnation of the Buddha and the protector Vajra, most of the hedgehogs were directly taken away by the disciples of Buddhism after becoming refined, and only a few of them remained in the mortal world.

There are also rules for going out of the horse, if these demon immortals choose you to be their people, then the earth immortals who fancy you must ask you to come out first.

A certain immortal family in the earth immortals will entrust you with a dream, discuss with you in the dream, and draw a path for you.

Usually the great immortal will not harm you, but if you toast and refuse it without eating and drinking, then these immortals who have become fine can only be hard with you.

If you don't have any problems, you will get sick at every turn, and you can't be cured if you go to the hospital when you are sick, and you will not be able to survive if you are sick, and you will be forced to carry the banner of their family by all kinds of means, and when you are cornered, you can only accept the proposal of the great immortal, and naturally you will become a horse fairy.

After you accept the consent of the earth immortal to take its place, you have to set up a hall for it at home with red paper, that is, a tablet. In this way, the earth fairy can bring its little demon fairy to live in your house permanently, and often attach it to you, and help it do good deeds through your **.

In fact, in my opinion, this kind of thing is probably the spirit of some dead animal, possessed by you, and you can use their superpowers that have been cultivated for many years to do things that ordinary people cannot understand, and make you a group of evolved humans with special functions among the human race.

There are no rules and no circle, even if it becomes fine, there are good and bad, these monsters in the mountains and forests are uncivilized and have many bad things, so there are also bosses in charge of the immortals, these stewards are called the four major families, and the family is most famous for the Golden Flower Sect Master, Tongtian Sect Master, Yinhua Sect Master, Hu San Taiye, Hu San Tai Grandma, they are responsible for managing all the immortal families in the world.

We can often see animals killed by lightning in the wild, these are not unsuccessful, but the evil is too heavy, and the four major families have taken their lives by lightning law enforcement.

The above are all things I've read on the Internet, whether this is the case or not, no one can check it, anyway, there are great gods with immortals all over the country, believe it or not, it's all there.

My aunt, who is one of the immortals, carries the banner of the third master of the Chang family, and in our area, she is also a relatively famous goddess, and there are often believers from other places who come to sincerely incense.

This Chang Sanye is a python spirit illusion, of course, it will definitely not be a big python coiled in the living room of your house, to Xuan Ao, in fact, it is just a spirit.

According to my aunt, Chang Sanye is the godson of the four major families Hu Sanye, and there is nothing wrong with him, he just loves to drink, and sometimes he is crazy when he attaches himself to it, and he drinks too much at first glance.

Naturally, I can't tell my aunt that I want to rob the tomb, otherwise she will have to die by fanning me with big-eared melon seeds. I can only make up a random reason to say that a colleague is weak and often pressed by ghosts, so I came to ask for a few ghost talismans.

Although these immortals can predict people's past and future, I also have the confidence to lie when I lie, and I am not afraid to tell my aunt after they see through it.

I can't enter my aunt's fairy hall since I was a child, and she said that I have an evil spirit on my body, and it is easy to surprise the fairy family. I'm so wicked, which fairy can find out what I'm going to do? I thought so, and I don't know if it's good or not, but I went to my aunt's house with apprehension.

I grabbed two bottles of good wine and a few catties of fruit and was just about to push the door in, my aunt trotted out of the house and pushed me out, as if she saw the devil entering the village, she blocked me outside the door, and panicked and dragged me to death: "My little ancestor, why are you here again, fortunately, the fairy family told me that you want to come, otherwise they will be shocked by you again, last time your kid sneaked into the fairy hall, and scared Chang Sanye so much that he didn't dare to come back for seven or eight days, don't mess around with me anymore." ”

I smiled embarrassedly and said, "Auntie, I'm here to see you, you still won't let me enter the door, are you so guarded against your own nephew?" ”

My aunt touched my head: "I don't know what method your grandmother has cast on you, since you were a child, you have been running around the streets with a group of evil immortals, our immortal family is low, you are an immortal, don't come if you have nothing to do, just call your aunt to see you." ”

"My dearest aunt, Grandpa Mao has already said that feudal superstition is unacceptable, to defeat all cows, ghosts, snakes and gods, you see that you are now confused and don't even dare to admit your own nephew, this is to make a mistake! Hurry up and let me go in and sit down, I specially invited Chang Sanye to drink this time. I picked up the liquor in my hand and shook it.

"Little cub, don't do this with me. If you have anything, just say it now, and leave quickly. My aunt grimaced.

I hurriedly flattered her: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that a colleague has bumped into evil spirits, and I came to you to ask for a few spirit runes to exorcise evil spirits." ”

My aunt gave me a blank look: "Your child's mouth has been like a strong wind since he was a child, and he didn't tell the truth." Natural disasters and five difficulties, Chang Sanye is in charge of all opportunities, how can this charm say please. ”

I said, "Oh, I'll go, aunt, why don't you believe it, or you let me in, I'll talk to Chang Sanye personally!" ”

My aunt suddenly stretched out her arms to block the door, and said, "Go, go, you wait here, I'll go and ask you, whether it succeeds or not, it depends on what the third master says, you can't come nonsense." ”

"Don't worry, if the third master doesn't give the talisman," I smiled and handed the wine and fruit to my aunt, "I'll tell him the old man in person." ”

My aunt gave me a blank look, took my things and turned around and walked towards the courtyard, then turned back and closed the door.

I snorted, thinking to myself no.

As a result, I heard the sound of the door clicking and locking, which almost made me depressed to death, and I was so good that I even locked the door.