I didn't tell Zhuzi and Su Yidan what I was doing these days, I still ate with Su Yidan every night, pretending that nothing had happened.

And during the day, I will mostly study with the old guy repeatedly, how to do it without flaws, through the foundation of these days, I feel more and more that this old guy's obscenity, are a handful of years, and he is still like a child, he has two hobbies, one is to read novels, that is, a pirated online game with a thick book of ten yuan on the stall, and the other is to listen to pop music and watch entertainment news.

No wonder this old bastard pulls away from the song, the old guy said to me, it is good to read more books, as the saying goes, read thousands of miles of books and travel thousands of books.

I said to him at the time, you seem to be saying the opposite, the old guy smiled, and then shamelessly said, no, because what we are doing is a paper deal.

It seems to make some sense.

Gradually, I began to quarrel with him, and my skin gradually thickened, and we rehearsed together, and the old guy said that my lyrics were very good and there was no big problem, so all I had to practice was to 'cut' each other and the ability to improvise.

When the first job came, it was an afternoon, when I was talking to the old guy, suddenly the old guy's mobile phone rang, he took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and suddenly his face showed a hint of joy, only to see him say to the phone: "Alas, Sister Sun, I am Xiao Han, ah, yes, that's right, we are doing this now...... Ah, huh? Then we have to have an interview, yes, yes, rest assured, ensure that the goods are genuine, I told you, my distant brother is an ancestral craft, if it weren't for his parents' illness and need money, he wouldn't come out to earn money, well, thank you, Sister Chen, we'll see you later............"

I listened to Han Wanchun's words, and I couldn't help but despise him when I was excited, thinking that this old guy knew that if I made fun of me, your parents would be sick, but it was not easy to make a noise on the side, but I saw that the old guy hung up the phone after talking for a while, and then said to me very excitedly: "See, I'll say let's go out and send business cards useful, come to the money, Xiaoyuan." ”

I know that the business has finally come to the door, and I am naturally happy in my heart, you must know that the birth of Li Su Yidan is not far away, and now the ring money has not yet been settled, so I hurriedly asked him what the situation is, Han Wanchun said to me, the eldest sister of a 'Kaijieshantang' Buddha statue shop that I visited before received a job, but for some reason, she seemed to be a little unsure, so she contacted Han Wanchun, you must know that the old guy has no source of income recently, so he agreed, so he agreed on a place to explore the truth first.

So I went out with the old guy, because this time it may be a big deal, so the old guy dressed up with his heart, don't you say, this old guy is really bluffing in a formal suit, on the way, the old guy said to me: "Xiaoyuan, this is our opening job, don't you drop the chain, do you remember what I said to you before?" ”

I nodded, and then said to him, "Isn't it just to talk less, and it's better not to talk and not laugh?" ”

Han Wanchun nodded, and then said to me: "That's right, there are many wrong things to say, I thought about this matter just now, it seems a little strange, that girl surnamed Sun is a fake 'horse', it stands to reason that she should do it herself if she has a job, how can it be cheap for me?" So we'll have to see what the hell is going on in a moment. ”

In less than half an hour, we arrived at the place agreed with the eldest sister, which was a café, and when we arrived, the eldest sister was already waiting for us with her employer.

I didn't speak as agreed, and kept hinting in my heart that I was a dummy, but fortunately, my surname didn't like words, and when Sister Sun saw us coming, she got up and greeted us and introduced each other to us.

This employer is a woman, in her forties, dressed very decently, she looks like a rich person, but her complexion is not very good, she looks sick, Han Wanchun took me to greet them and then sat opposite them with me.

Through their conversation, I heard that the employer's surname is Zhao, the family is quite rich, it seems to be a big business, at the beginning of this year, they changed a house, but since they moved in, their health has been getting worse and worse, and strange things are constant, when they sleep at night, it seems that there are always people in the living room, originally they didn't go to their hearts, but they knew that a week ago, an extremely strange thing happened in the house, so that the two of them felt that they had to find someone who understood.

Hearing this, Han Wanchun quietly asked the woman, "What happened, can you tell me?" ”

The woman surnamed Zhao sighed, and she seemed to be very frightened and said, "Originally, my husband and I didn't feel anything, but that day I suddenly found that the ceiling of my house was ...... Like, it's like there's something growing there. ”

What's grown? What can grow on the ceiling? I was a little puzzled, and at this time, Han Wanchun looked at the woman, and then at the female boss of the Buddha statue shop, the woman who sold the Buddha statue glanced at Han Wanchun, Han Wanchun understood, he didn't continue to ask, just asked for the employer's birthday, and then pinched his fingers a few times, then said lightly to the employer: "Well, according to my speculation, you are born with a lot of fire, but this fire is not prosperous, you are lonely when you are young, and you are only transferred between the ages of twenty and thirty-five. Your husband should be a wood life, fire burns wood, ashes earth, fire produces earth, and your family should be engaged in civil engineering-related business, I don't know if I'm right? ”

The woman surnamed Zhao was stunned for a moment, and her face suddenly showed joy, so she said with some excitement: "Master Han is really amazing, that's right, my husband is engaged in real estate, Sister Sun really didn't introduce the wrong person, then Master Han, look at what is going on in my family?" ”

Han Wanchun saw that his words were hit, so he smiled slightly, and then said to the woman surnamed Zhao: "Don't panic, let me calculate again, well, although you are destined to be rich and noble in the second half of your life, but you also have a small catastrophe, it just so happens that this year is a lonely Luan into the palace, there is a saying that 'tears wet lonely Luan Xiaojing marriage, recently to relieve youth', take the liberty of asking, is the relationship between you and your husband a little bad this year?" ”

"Yes, you're a god!" The woman surnamed Zhao said, "Hearing you say this, I also found out...... I'm not afraid of your jokes, my family and I do quarrel today, but ...... What does that have to do with those, all that dirty stuff? ”

"Absolutely." Han Wanchun seemed to smile very profoundly, and then deliberately straightened the 'Zhou Yi Association' sign on his chest with his hand, and then said: "We usually always talk about husband and wife, and everything is prosperous, you know, the 'husband', take it apart and look at it as two people, the two represent yin and yang respectively, and harmony can blend yin and yang, and all evils will not invade, but because you are destined to commit evil this year, so the husband and wife are not in harmony, and yin and yang are out of balance, so you let the evil thing go to bed, which may be the calamity that you should have in your fate." ”

I'm really convinced, after listening to the old guy's words, I can't help but feel a little funny in my heart, this old guy can really talk, but some of the words in his mouth are correct, such as this year is indeed the year of the lonely luan, the lonely luan is the name of the stars, this term is still created by the ancient shamanism, I remember that the old cripple also told me this, he said, the lonely luan entered the palace, the couple was not in harmony, and the husband and wife who committed the 'lonely luan' in this year are indeed easy to make a tongue.

But this has nothing to do with the gods and ghosts, so what he said afterwards is completely the mouth began to run the train, but you really don't say it, this is the old guy has accumulated the ability to run the rivers and lakes for decades, and he really stunned the woman, the woman hurriedly asked him what should be good, of course the old guy was not so stupid to say to death, he just said to the woman: "Since I don't know what's going on yet, I have to take a look before I talk about it, but you don't have to worry, You must know that in addition to the five elements of prediction, I have also learned the shamanic exorcism method with this cousin, and I will not tell you that my cousin has been immersed in silver since he was a child, and I believe that there are no ghosts and evil spirits in this world that can be difficult to stop us.

He said this is ghostly, maybe the woman is really scared, listening to the old guy said so evil, especially when she heard his sentence 'unjust ghosts and evil spirits', she obviously shuddered, after listening to him, she agreed with a mixed surprise, and after chatting a few words, she left the address and got up to say goodbye, and finally ordered the waiter, let us order casually, and record it in her account.

The eldest sister who sold the Buddha statue sent the woman surnamed Zhao out, and after seeing that the employer was gone, I breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked the old guy with some amusement: "I said Uncle Chun, you are good enough, and the foolish people were stunned for a moment." ”

Han Wanchun glared at me, and then said to me: ", I calculated it with real skills, didn't I tell you my family's ancestral craftsmanship......"

The old guy seems to really have some skills, I know this, in addition to his mouth is very powerful, he really understands some of the divination methods, which are used to calculate people's origins are very accurate, but he himself said that since ancient times, physiognomy is not allowed, he can only calculate a rough idea, and the rest can only rely on two petals to fool people.

At this moment, the eldest sister who was the introducer came back, as I said before, this old guy has a wide range of connections, and the eldest sister and this Han Wanchun are also familiar with each other, they are both like-minded people, and there is no taboo, I saw her sit opposite the two of us, and said to the old guy straight to the point: "I said Lao Han, this time it's cheaper for you, a big deal, you must grasp it, you know?" ”

Han Wanchun nodded hurriedly, and then smiled and flattered: "That's that, it's thanks to Sister Sun's help, but Sister Sun...... Brother is still a little puzzled, is this really 'rushing' something? ”

Everyone is a local fox, so they don't play any more fasting, Han Wanchun's meaning is already very clear, you must know that there is no reason in this world, the woman who sells Buddha statues is a liar, why doesn't she do it herself if there is a big deal? So there must be something greasy in this.

I saw that the eldest sister Sun smiled, and then said to Han Wanchun: "You kid is still so fine, that's right, I'll tell you,"

Speaking of this, Sister Sun lowered her voice, looked around, and saw that no one was paying attention, so she said to the two of us with a smile: "This time I may really step on the 'thunder'.................."

Stepping on thunder is the jargon of these liars, which means that you have really met a ghost.

It turned out that the woman surnamed Zhao believed in this god and ghost thing very much, and had invited a Buddha statue in Sister Sun's shop before, and when she told Sister Sun about the strange things that had happened to her, Sister Sun promised to do it herself. 'Go out to help her, but when she arrived at the employer's house, she was immediately afraid, knowing that this was no longer a matter of just deceiving the account, you must know how she said that she also has a legitimate business, if she stubbornly deceives others, she will ruin her reputation in the end, and she will not be able to make it a little bit, but she doesn't want other peers to take advantage of this, so she remembered Han Wanchun.

You must know that Han Wanchun is different from her, we are guerrillas, we have no fixed business and reputation, even if we cheat other people's money and don't do anything, it will not have any impact on the two of us, so this eldest sister Sun became an intermediary and introduced Han Wanchun to the woman surnamed Zhao.

It turns out that this is the case, I understand, it seems that this middle-aged woman surnamed Sun wants to earn an intermediary fee by using her mouth, after she finished speaking, she said to Han Wanchun: "That's the matter, but I can make it clear to you, whether you two can handle it is your business, it has nothing to do with me, I also 'heard' that you two understand this, understand?" ”

Han Wanchun nodded with a smile, and then said: "Understand, after the matter is completed, you must not forget Sister Sun's good, the old rules, you account for thirty percent, don't forget your brother next time there is this good thing." ”

The eldest sister Sun nodded with satisfaction, but I was still a little puzzled in my heart, so I couldn't help asking, "Aunt Sun, what's wrong with that family?" ”

"Don't ask too much, kids." Han Wanchun said to me, "Have you forgotten what I told you?" ”

Can you really make me dumb all the time, I glanced at the old guy with disdain, thinking that if you are really awesome, then you can sing it yourself, and after thinking about it, the eldest sister Sun said to the two of us: "However, I really have to tell you two, when the time comes, be smart, his house is really evil............"

Evil or not, I will know at night, at eight o'clock that night, I and the old guy went to the employer's house, a high-end apartment, I am still the first time to come to this kind of place, I carry a drum in my hand, carrying a big backpack, the backpack is the object that has been waiting for the next dance god, the woman surnamed Sun led us upstairs, after opening the door, I felt a gust of wind coming from the pavement, so I subconsciously frowned, I don't know if it is an illusion, after entering the room, I felt very aggrieved in my heart, very disturbing feeling, The woman seemed to be very frightened, and was a little afraid to enter the house, but stood at the door and said to the two of us, "That...... It's in the first bedroom upstairs. ”

Han Wanchun, the old guy, seemed to be very timid, but he couldn't show it at this time, so he pretended to be very calm and said to me, "Cousin, let's go and have a look." ”

Although the ghost is terrible, but the poor is even more terrible, this is the old guy's famous saying, because I knew that this house may be very evil, so I just entered the door when I was a little trembling, where do I still have the courage to go inside? But the goddamn old guy didn't seem to give me room to refute, and directly dragged my hand and walked into the house, and I cursed this old bastard in my heart while helplessly following him upstairs.

This is a duplex apartment, because the employer is afraid to enter the house, so we have to explore it by ourselves, the more I go inside, the more uncomfortable I feel, why is the humidity in this room so heavy? When I went upstairs, I was leaning against the wall, and the walls seemed to be damp, and the more I went up, the more depressed I became, although I had encountered some strange things before, but at this time my heart was still scared.

Fortunately, the light was turned on, which can make people feel a little more at ease, otherwise, I really doubt that I will shrug my head and run away again, the old guy is not much better than me, I felt his hands trembling a little, and when he got upstairs, the humidity became more and more serious, and a musty smell entered his nose, Han Wanchun took a deep breath, went into the bedroom and groped for the light.

It didn't matter if the lights were turned on, I couldn't help but let out an exclamation.

Damn, it's really stepping on thunder!

I saw that the musty smell in the bedroom was quite serious, so that there was moss on the walls, although the moss and mildew spots were not weird, the most strange thing was the shape of those mold spots.

I saw that the mildew on the ceiling of the bedroom was in the shape of a human face under the light, and it was vaguely possible to identify men and women, one, two, there were about more than ten of them, there were noses and eyes, and some even gave birth to bodies, as if they were holding together and struggling, and at first glance it seemed to be painted.

I looked at the mildew spots on those faces, and felt the gusty wind, the back was cold, and the scalp was numb, and I scolded in my heart, what is this a bit of an evil door, as long as you have a little common sense, you can see that this is clearly his uncle's murderous house, okay!

(I'm sorry everyone, due to something today, only this one update, Ming said to return to normal, thank you.) ）

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