I stood at the door, and asked the old guy in disbelief: "Uncle Chun, I see that you are in good health, you don't need to buy yourself 'old clothes' (shrouds) so early, right?" ”

"Fuck off." The old guy scolded me, "What kind of humor do you think you came from at this time?!" ”

This sentence seems to have been said a long time ago.,It's true,I'm a little confused about my surname.,Usually wilted.,But I can always take a cold breath to have some cold humor.。

But it's not right to think about it, you say that you don't buy shrouds, do you still buy wreaths? Why don't you go to a place like this? I saw that the old guy pushed open the broken glass door, and the glass on the door had several cracks, and they were glued with adhesive tape, and the adhesive tape was a little black. The old man said to me, "I've come here to make clothes for you." ”

you [Harmony]! I was speechless for a moment, no matter how I look at me, I can carry the work better than you old bastard, what kind of clothes do you make for me in the wreath shop.

But after listening to his explanation, I finally understood, the old guy said, although this wreath shop only sells shrouds on the surface, but behind the scenes there are other things, such as paper cow paper horse paper people or something, and this shopkeeper seems to have been a tailor before, the craftsmanship is very ingenious, as long as you give the general style of the clothes, he can make it, and the price is fair.

So I went into the shop with him, although I was a little resistant to wanting to wear the clothes here, but I couldn't help it, now was not the time for me to be hypocritical.

Han Wanchun called the owner of this shop Brother Chen, but afterwards behind his back, he called this Brother Chen 'Chen crooked neck', as his name suggests, this person looks about the same age as Han Wanchun, but he is very thin and short, about 1.6 meters to death, and his cervical spine seems to be sick, his neck and left shoulder are crooked to the left, and when he looks at it from a distance, it looks like he is looking for something, his face is quite bad, he looks very scary, and he is white, but he always loves to laugh, and he looks good-tempered.

As soon as he opened his mouth, I heard that he was a southerner, Mandarin is not old and authentic, when we entered the door, he was visiting the wreath while answering the phone, this Chen crooked neck to answer the phone has a benefit, that is, he does not use his hands, he put the mobile phone on his right ear, what should he do with his hands, just like the top cylinder, the mobile phone does not fall, it is really admirable.

He and this Han Wanchun are obviously old acquaintances, he answered the phone, and motioned for the two of us to find a chair to sit for a while, so I sat at the door and began to look at this wreath shop, about thirty square meters, surrounded by wreaths, and the black and red shrouds hung on the wall, giving people a feeling of swishing and very unhappy.

After a while, Na Chen finished the phone call with his crooked neck, he walked over with his crooked neck and said to the old guy: "Old Han, it's not dead yet, what's the matter, I want to book a set first?" ”

It seems that I am not the first person to say this to the old guy, I looked at the two of them talking and thought it was very interesting, and Han Wanchun didn't care, he said to Chen with a crooked neck: "The child is here, don't talk nonsense, come, Xiaoyuan, let me introduce you, your name is Uncle Chen." ”

"Uncle Chen." I got up and said.

Chen crooked his neck and nodded, then took the old guy's cigarette, and the two talked, in their conversation, I learned that in addition to the 'divine clothes' needed to do shaman dance here, even the crown and waist bell and foot bell are made here, I looked around, thinking that he has these equipment here?

After listening to our intentions, Chen crooked his neck and didn't be verbose, led us out directly, and then motioned for us to go with him, I wondered in my heart, where are we going?

After passing through several alleys, we came to a community, stopped in front of a garage with a sliding door, only to see that Chen crooked his neck to look left and right, and when he was sure that no one was paying attention, he took out the key, pulled the sliding door of the garage up half a waist high, and then motioned for us to get in.

As for being so mysterious? I thought to myself, how can I look like a criminal gang, but when I entered the garage and Chen tilted his neck and turned on the light, I couldn't close my mouth in shock, thinking that he was doing the right thing just now.

Under the dim light bulb of forty watts, I saw that this huge garage was filled with all kinds of 'guys'.

There are boys and girls, paper horses and paper cows, and more than one person's high paper money is piled up along the wall for more than ten meters, in addition, there is a 'Mercedes-Benz', a 'BMW'!

It's really Mercedes and BMW, I know the 'triangle sign' and the 'don't touch me' sign, but everything in it is papier-mâché.

Oh my God, so old! I looked at a room full of papers, speechless, these things are lifelike, but they are all fake, this feeling is too weird, and the most bizarre thing is that near the door, there are four or five large baskets, which are filled with piles of red yuan.

I was stunned at the time, thinking to myself how rich this surnamed Chen is, all of them are loaded in baskets? But I picked up a pile and found that damn it, it turned out to be a dark coin, although it was printed just like the real thing, but the big words on it had betrayed it deeply: Heaven and Earth Bank.

The avatar on the dark coin is not Grandpa Mao, but the Jade Emperor, damn, I scolded secretly, thinking that this thing is really scary from a distance, and not only the RMB style, in addition, there are also US dollars, pounds, and even euros, Han Wanchun, that old guy was very surprised to see me, so he smiled at me strangely: "Open your eyes, let me tell you, your Uncle Chen's family opened a banknote printing factory, and forty percent of the dark coins in the entire Harbin are from here...... I'm telling you, don't talk nonsense outside, break the law. ”

"Don't scare the kids." Chen crooked his neck and glanced at the old guy, and then scolded with a smile: "Whoever violates the Mao Law and accumulates virtue." ”

After that, he led the two of us inside, I looked at the paper around me and was surprised, I saw such a magnificent thing for the first time, when I passed by the car, I touched it with my hand, and then couldn't help but say: "Does anyone buy a car to burn?" ”

"Why not?" Han Wanchun said with a smile: "There are many children who pretend to be filial these years, they are not filial when they are alive, but they are afraid that their father will be on crutches over there, haha......"

That's right, I thought in my heart, the living burn money for the dead, most of it is for the living, the old guy said that the kind of 'unfilial piety and screaming in life' is a lot of people, there is a loser daughter-in-law in our hometown village, beating and scolding her old woman, but the old lady is crying like something after she is angry, to put it bluntly, she wants to share more inheritance.

It's really not easy to survive, and getting rich depends on acting skills.

Chen crooked his neck smiled after hearing the conversation between the two of us, and then said to me: "Where is this, you give money, and I can give you the tank." ”

I really couldn't see that this old guy still had such a good craft, but I immediately understood that in fact, none of these things were made by him.

Chen crooked neck led us to the corner, after pushing open a few wreaths, a door was revealed, it turned out that this guy bought two garages, opened it up, I thought to myself that there must be something unsightly in this door, otherwise it would not be so hidden, after opening the door, there was a buzz, the sound of brushing was endless.

It turned out that the garage next door was a workshop.

I went into the garage, and found that this garage was black and empty, and it was much messier than the warehouse just now, there were a lot of semi-finished paper bundles in it, as well as waste paper, there were two printing presses in the garage mouth were working non-stop, and the paper money was out of the factory like this, and there was a computer connected to the printing press, and a young man was squatting on a broken chair staring at the computer screen in a daze, and did not let out a lewd laugh of 'hey, hey, hey, hey'.

Chen crooked his neck and saw this scene, and immediately became angry, only to see him turn on the light with one hand, and pointed at the young man with the other hand and scolded: "You are an immortal banban, this time I was Lao Tzu Que Dao (seen), play, just know how to play, that short lying (here refers to the car) is not playing!?" ”

At that time, I didn't understand his dialect, but I could generally understand what it meant, it turned out that the young man who was about the same age as me was his job, it was originally working hours, but he was playing online games, after the lights were on, I saw that the young man turned his head, his hair was shorter than mine, as if dyed flaxen, melon seed face, small eyes, he saw that he was scolded, hurriedly closed the game, and then scratched his head and said to Chen crooked neck: "Oh wrong example, oh wrong example (I was wrong), don't (scold) me." ”

After that, he hurriedly got up, and then said to Han Wanchun in a very authentic Mandarin: "Uncle Chun, have you eaten?" ”

Han Wanchun obviously knew him, so he said to Chen Crooked Neck who was huffing angrily on the side: "Okay, okay, I said that you have nothing to do, what do you always train people to do, wait for the day to train other people's little money away, where do you find such a good guy?" ”

That Chen crooked his neck and snorted, then resumed his Mandarin, and he said: "If you don't scold, his family will hand him over to me, what can I do if I don't be strict?" What are you still doing, hurry up, I'm going to make clothes for your Uncle Chun. ”

The guy smiled, then stood up and put on his slippers, his skin was very white, he belonged to the pale type, there were deep dark circles under his eyes, and he looked like a person who often stayed up late, Chen sat in front of the computer with his crooked neck and studied the style of clothes and crown with Han Wanchun, and the guy walked in front of me with an ashtray, although this is a studio, but after all, it is a small workshop, you can smoke, but you have to go under the vent.

Took his cigarette, I thanked him, and then smoked, the old guy and the crooked neck seemed to be unable to do it for a while, so I talked with the guy, through the conversation I learned that this guy is called Qian Chao, his home is a small county in Chongqing, the ancestral paper-binding craft in the family, he did not go to school again after graduating from high school, Chen crooked neck and his father are old friends, so his family let him come here to break through the society.

I also reported my surname to him, and then said to him: "Brother Qian, your boss's craftsmanship is very good." ”

He smiled and said to me, "You are too polite, I don't seem to be as big as you, you can call me a little money or money to tie paper, everyone else calls me that." ”

After that, he continued to talk eloquently, and what surprised me a little was that he said that Chen Crooked Neck had not made paper for a long time in addition to making shrouds, and the paper ties he saw in the garage outside just now were all from him, and I didn't expect him to be young, the same age as me, and I had to sigh that this kid's craftsmanship was really in place.

This kid is very talkative, he didn't stop talking for half an hour, he told me that he doesn't go out all day, he stays here all day to work, and finally meets a big living person, of course, he has to talk for a while, otherwise he is really afraid that his language system will degenerate.

I asked him with some curiosity: "You don't go out all day, you work all the time, that's too miserable." ”

He smiled at me, and then whispered: "Be quiet, in fact, it's not miserable, I don't know how happy I am, playing games all day long." ”

It turns out that the reason why this old boy was not admitted to college is entirely because he is addicted to online games, and working here just happens to his liking, just himself, sleeping with the computer all day long, as long as Chen crooked his neck is not paying attention, he will play games, so that he plays online games every day, how happy.

After ordering the shroud, we left the garage, and since then, I have gone to Han Wanchun's house every day to 'rehearse' with him, and set what occasion to say, what occasion to cost, although I am not good at this kind of thing, but in order to buy a ring for Su Yidan, I also admit it, just like that, time passed little by little, and I became more and more anxious, because Su Yidan's life was about to arrive, but the business did not come to the door.

But Han Wanchun said to me that this kind of business is the same as fishing, you can't be in a hurry, you have to be patient, so after another three or four days, just when my patience was about to run out, the legendary business finally came.

(The two shifts are over, it's late, everyone's forgive me, and it will continue tomorrow.) ）

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