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Stan heard the host say, "**! He scolded, and then stepped down angrily.

Kyle also protested, "It's not fair! My Phillip and Terrance's toys! ”

The host said: "Kids, this is fair, this result is fairer than the U.S. Senate race, the bull runner, Mr. Eric is the only one who has ever touched the bull's head, and of course the jackpot belongs to ...... Ouch! ”

Before the host finished speaking, he was kicked under the crotch by Kyle, and Chrysanthemum tightened and screamed.

Zhang Xiaoyu sighed helplessly, thinking to himself, all kinds of strange logical thinking and all kinds of brain-opening worldviews of the people in South Park are really not something that he, an earthling, can understand.

Well, getting the jackpot of the Running Bull Festival is just a side quest, it doesn't matter, if you fail, you will fail, and Zhang Xiaoyu won't care.

Now what he cares about is that the new main quest, why hasn't it been brushed out for a long time, this is really a bit of a pit, you know, in South Park, everyone looks so normal, but in fact, everyone is more dangerous than terrorists, and they may kill Zhang Xiaoyu in all kinds of strange ways at any time, so Zhang Xiaoyu is now just thinking about clearing the customs as soon as possible and then leaving this place safely.

After leaving the bull run, Stan and Kyle are silent, but Eric happily hums a song called "MakingLove", which is harsh and out of tune.

"Shut your foul mouth!" Stan can't take it anymore and yells.

Eric paused, then said, "This bull running jackpot, divide it all among you, Stan, you have $1,000." ”

Eric gives Stan $1,000, and Stan immediately smiles and says, "Actually, Erik, the Ned Bull Run jackpot isn't a bad thing, and besides, the song you sing is pretty good." ”

"Kyle, here's your $1,000." Eric gives another $1,000 to Kyle.

Kyle immediately grinned like a steamed dog's head and said, "Erik, you're my best friend, I'm going to buy Phillip and Terrance's toys and I'll give Phillip to you." ”

Then Eric turned to Zhang Xiaoyu and said, "Kenny, this is $10, for you." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu took the $10 and was a little unhappy: ", they're all friends, why is there such a big difference, just give me $10?" Can you pick up some more points? ”

Eric said, "This 10 dollars is enough for your family of five to eat mashed potatoes for a month, and if you don't like it, I will kick you into Hitler's concentration camp!" ”

This Eric is so arrogant, after Zhang Xiaoyu took the 10 yuan, he didn't say anything, but when Eric, the dead fat man, walked forward, he kicked out of his huge ass, kicked his fat body into a ball, turned into a flashpoint, and then disappeared.

Stan saw this, looked stunned, and said, "Oh my god, Kenny, you kicked Cartman to Germany." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu looked dazed, shrugged his shoulders, and said, "I didn't expect that he, a dead fat man, would be lighter than a ball, and he would fly into the sky with one kick." ”

……

An hour later, Zhang Xiaoyu followed Stan and Kyle to the school.

As soon as the class started, Mr. Garrison said to everyone, "Kids, the last essay on 'How to Eliminate America's Poor' was very well written, and I thought everyone's opinions were very good, so I handed the first-place essay to the Mayor to read, and at noon today, the Mayor gave me good news that she decided to take the advice written in the first-place essay to eliminate the poor in South Park." Do you know who the number one is? ”

The bear children under the podium began to talk a lot.

"Whose essay will be the first place?"

"Could it be Wendy?"

"It's supposed Stan, right?"

"It could be Tolkien!"

"Could it be me?"

……

Zhang Xiaoyu listened to these discussions and thought to himself that Eric, the only person who handed in the essay was Eric, and they couldn't even guess it. And Mr. Garrison, whose IQ is also in a hurry, has to guess for Mao to hand in the essay alone......

In other words, he Zhang Xiaoyu really doesn't understand the various logical phenomena in South Park......

At this point, Mr. Garrison announced, "Kids, the first place winner is Eric, and the method he wrote on his essay 'How to Exterminate America's Poor' will be adopted by the Mayor Lady." ”

Stan is immediately upset and says, "Why not Wendy?" Wendy writes it very well! ”

Wendy is Stan's girlfriend, and it's normal for him to fight for his girlfriend, but he didn't expect that Wendy had also rolled out of the classroom with them before, and he didn't hand in the essay at all......

Zhang Xiaoyu discovers that the lower IQ limit of the bear children in South Park has suddenly dropped below sea level, which is really a bit incomprehensible.

Mr. Garrison said, "Okay, okay, in fact, everyone's essays are very good, I didn't get the first place this time, keep up the good work next time, Mr. Hat, you say, right?" ”

Garrison holds up the Muppet in his right hand, plays Mr. Hat with half his mouth, and says, "That's right, kids, study hard in the future, and then make an atomic bomb and blow up the American government that deceives the poor." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu thought at this time, Eric's essay wouldn't really be about using double-barrel shotguns to kill the poor, right?

He plays Kenny, who is a poor man in the truest sense of the word......

At this point, the system prompt sounds: "Main quest has been updated, survive in South Park until the "Use the Twin Shotguns to Eliminate the Poor" policy is abolished.

When Zhang Xiaoyu heard this, he couldn't help but sweat, thinking to himself, what happened in South Park was really not something that a normal person like him could guess.

At the same time, the town government square.

A middle-aged female mayor with blue hair and a small glasses on her nose is standing on a high platform with her mouth in front of the microphone announcing the new policy.

In front of the mayor, there is a camera connected to South Park's television station, which broadcasts the mayor's speech throughout.

The mayor of the town said in an official tone, "The problem of the poor has always been the most acute issue in South Park, and indeed in the whole of America, and today South Park will introduce the latest policy on how to eliminate the poor, which has now passed the vote in the House of Representatives...... Wait, don't record ...... yet" The female mayor turned her head and asked the sheriff standing aside: "Mr. Sheriff, do you see my hairstyle, is it messed up?" ”

The sheriff said with a serious face, "Madam Mayor, your hairstyle is as beautiful as the shape of our American territory, with the elegance of the Rocky Mountains and the solemnity of the Mississippi Great Plains, so please be brave enough to face the camera, and you will receive the warmest cheers from the people." At this point, the sheriff leaned into the female mayor's ear and whispered, "Maybe as soon as this new deal is introduced, you will get the attention of all Americans, then run for mayor, then run for senator, and finally pout your ass and squeeze Obama out of the seat of the White House." ”

The mayor-in-town looked embarrassed and said, "Oh, I didn't think about it that much, I just want to serve the people of South Park well, I am a servant of the people, solving the problem of the poor, is what I need to do now, as for whether I can become president in the future, then let's talk about it later," and then she changed her words and said to the sheriff, "If I become president, you can't use banana-flavored condoms, I want you to use mint-flavored ones." ”

The sheriff said, "Okay, no problem, Madam Mayor." ”

The female mayor turned her face to the camera and said, "That, where did I talk about it just now?" ”

The man carrying the camera said, "Madam Mayor, I just said that the policy has passed the House of Representatives. ”

The female mayor straightened the collar of the suit on her chest, looked serious, and said, "Okay, then let's continue, ahem...... The policy has passed the House of Representatives' vote, and the new policy will be enacted and effective in an hour, in fact, the main content of this policy is to encourage people to eliminate the poor with double-barrel shotguns, and for each poor person eliminated with double-barrel shotguns, the government will receive a reward of $500 for each poor person eliminated......"