"Aha? What the hell is this policy? ......" Zhang Xiaoyu couldn't help but spit out.

At this time, Zhang Xiaoyu and Stankel are eating in the school cafeteria, and they happen to see the live TV broadcast of the female mayor of South Park announcing the new policy from the TV in the cafeteria.

In other words, the female mayor, doesn't she know that the live TV broadcast has not been cut off? Discussing banana and mint flavors with the sheriff in front of the camera once again refreshed Zhang Xiaoyu's impression of the people of South Park......

To get back to the point, right now, the plot direction is getting a little tricky, because Kenny's family, in South Park, is notoriously poor, and as soon as the policy of shooting poor people with double-barrel shotguns is introduced, he Zhang Xiaoyu walks out into the street, and I'm afraid that it won't take a few seconds to be shot into a sieve.

At this point, Stan next to him looked excited and said, "Wow, shoot a poor man with a double-barrel shotgun and you'll get $500!" ”

Kyle said, "But the poor are human too, so why shoot them?" ”

Stan glanced at Kyle and said coldly, "Who cares about that, everyone only cares about the $500." ”

Kyle nodded and said, "That's right. But what is a double-barreled shotgun? Where do we go to find a twin-barrel shotgun? ”

At this time, the chef of the school cafeteria came over, and Zhang Xiaoyu noticed that he was holding a double-barreled shotgun in his hand.

Here is an introduction to the distinctive supporting role of Chef in "South Park".

Chef is a black chef in the school cafeteria, he always helps the children, especially the four protagonists, in the play, and often answers some sensitive questions that are inappropriate for children.

Chef said, "Hey, kids, how are you feeling today?" ”

Stan and Kyle say in unison, "Not good. ”

Chef asked, "Why?" ”

Stan said, "Because we don't have a double-barrel shotgun. ”

Chef held up the shotgun in his hand and said, "This is the double-barrel shotgun, which I just bought at Ned's gun shop." ”

When Zhang Xiaoyu saw this, he instantly felt bad, if the two bear children in front of him had a double-barrel shotgun, they would definitely shoot him immediately, it was better to hurry away, but at this time, Kyle grabbed his trench coat and said, "Kenny, let's go buy a double-barrel shotgun." ”

Chef asked, "Boys, do you want to shoot the poor with your shotguns?" ”

Stan said, "No, we just want to get the $500 prize." ”

Chef then said, "If I'm not mistaken, Kenny's family is poor. ”

Stan glanced at Zhang Xiaoyu and didn't say anything.

Kyle glanced at Zhang Xiaoyu and exclaimed, "Shoot Kenny with a double-barrel shotgun and get $500!" Instead, he said to Chef, "Chef, can you lend me your double-barreled shotgun?" ”

When he said these words, Kyle had been holding on to Zhang Xiaoyu's windbreaker, and he didn't know where he had come from so much strength, Zhang Xiaoyu struggled desperately, and he couldn't even break free from his claws.

Chef thought for a moment and said, "Hmm...... No, children are not allowed to play with firearms. ”

"Why not?"

"Because, playing with firearms is like fighting an airplane, you need to load, shoot, load, shoot, load, shoot...... Do you guys do you know how to fight-jerk? ”

Stan and Kyle both shook their heads and said, "No." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu is still struggling desperately......

Chef said, "That's right, so when you can play with your own guns, let's play with guns." With that, Chef loaded his pair of shotguns and pointed them at Zhang Xiaoyu's head......

Stan and Kyle, with a look of sudden realization.

And Zhang Xiaoyu looked at the muzzle of the gun, was taken aback, and in a panic, he picked up Kyle, who was holding his windbreaker tightly, and rushed outside the canteen.

Hehe, since he couldn't break free of Kyle's damn hand, he had to take Kyle's whole person and run away.

"Boom!"

The twin-barrel shotgun made a loud noise.

The door to the restaurant was blown to pieces.

Fortunately, Zhang Xiaoyu escaped quickly, otherwise, according to the power of those two-barrel shotguns, he was afraid that he would not have bombed a big hole.

After leaving the school cafeteria and running into a small alley, Zhang Xiaoyu stopped, glanced at Kyle, who was still clutching his trench coat, and said with a wry smile: "Kyle, I think you better let me go quickly." ”

Kyle blinked, looked stupid, and said, "No, letting you go is equivalent to throwing away $500, although my family has a lot of money, but my mother said that throwing away some money in your hand is something that only donkey eggs can do." I'm not a donkey's egg. ”

When Zhang Xiaoyu heard this, he didn't say anything, and smashed it into Kyle's head.

Kyle gets punched, tilts his head back, and when it bounces back, blood is already coming from his nose, and he angrily says, "Kenny, you hit me!" ”

Zhang Xiaoyu saw that Kyle hadn't let go of his hand yet, so he punched him again.

Kyle screamed miserably, then let go of his hand, Zhang Xiaoyu kicked Kyle away, and then turned and ran.

Kyle's voice came from behind, "Kenny, I won't let you go!" ”

……

At this time, the whole of South Park, the shooting of poor people with double-barrel shotguns is in full swing.

On the streets, the poor people are being shot one by one, the corpses are all over the ground, the blood is flowing like rivers, the rats are scurrying all over the street, and the chimneys of the funeral parlors are billowing with smoke......

And the rich people are stepping on the corpses, happily counting the 500 yuan bonus.

Outside the door of Ned's gun shop, hundreds of people lined up to buy double-barreled shotguns.

The right hand that survived the battle of Nednayo, which was trampled off by the ox during the bull run, is now wrapped in bandages, and the business in the store is all taken care of by Kibo alone.

Kibo grabbed a handful from the pile of money on the counter, used it as a tissue, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said to Ned, "Man, it looks like we're going to Mexico to sell some double-barrel shotguns, they're all out of stock now!" ”

Ned said in his magical robotic voice, "Long live the two-barrel shotgun policy!" ”

At this time, Zhang Xiaoyu was hiding in a corner of the street in front of the gun shop, and he could see the situation in the gun store clearly. He was rushing to the town government to find the female mayor and persuade her to abolish the policy of eliminating the poor with double-barreled shotguns, as long as he persuaded the female mayor to abolish this policy, then this main task would be completed.

But what he didn't expect was that the way to the town hall would have to pass through the gun shops of Ned and Kipo, and right now, the people of South Park, in order to get a $500 reward for killing poor people with double barrels, have come to the gun store to buy double shotguns, and as a result, the entire street has been blocked.

This gave Zhang Xiaoyu a headache, he wanted to sneak over, but there were so many people in front of him, I am afraid that he could sneak over if he wanted to.

At this time, he suddenly thought of a solution, which would never have succeeded in the normal world, but in South Park, a small town like a mental hospital, it would definitely work.

This is because this method has been used by Stan N times, and it has been tried and tested repeatedly.

"Hey, guys, look, there's a Batmobile at the end of the street!"

Zhang Xiaoyu just finished shouting this, and then, all the people who heard this ran to the end of the street like children coming home from school......

Even Ned and Kibo followed, and Kibo didn't forget to close the door of the gun shop when he left.

In fact, now Zhang Xiaoyu's mouth is still wrapped in the windbreaker and hood, and the words he said are very vague, even he himself can't hear clearly, but the people on the street actually understood his words and didn't feel that there was anything wrong......

Well, even Zhang Xiaoyu himself felt very painful about this method, but it succeeded.

Zhang Xiaoyu saw that everyone had walked away, so he hurriedly walked out of the alley and walked quickly in the direction of the town government.