Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Head of the Children's Regiment......
Hammer felt a little helpless now, he sat in a classroom, staring blankly at the electric lights in the room, surrounded by a group of chattering "classmates" who were asking each other about each other, like the first day of school, everyone seemed very excited.
Merely...... Given the hammer felt a little strange, not because he was unsociable or because he was in a bad mood, but because ...... The group of classmates around him all look so fucking young! The oldest is estimated to be fourteen years old at most, and the youngest is much younger than Baozi!
What the was going on, he didn't know at all, except that he seemed to have been thrown into a prep class! Prep class! Everyone else goes to a normal class, and even the buns are on the list and they are not preparatory classes.
"Uncle, are you our teacher?" A little girl with a red face sitting in front of the hammer turned her head to look at the hammer, her big eyes flickering, very cute: "Uncle? Uncle? ”
Dinghammer turned his head and looked at her silently, his eyes were full of helplessness, there was a feeling of crying and laughing in his chest, and when he thought that he would spend this year by his side with this group of children, Dinghammer felt that he would not love anymore.
"Uncle is your classmate." Dinghammer cracked his mouth and smiled, but he knew that his smile must be particularly ugly, after all, he really didn't know what kind of expression to use to face these guys......
After learning that the hammer was her classmate, the little girl was stupid, she opened her mouth wide and looked at the hammer with disbelief.
"Uncle, but you look so old." The little girl tilted her head to look at the hammer, and then patted the little boy at the same table as her: "Ping, come and see, this uncle is our classmate!" ”
Her voice was not small, and the idle and bored children around her surrounded her, and began to ask all kinds of questions to the hammer, and the questions that didn't care about other people's emotions jumped out, "Uncle, are you mentally retarded?" "Uncle, is there something wrong with you?" "Uncle, you must have come to soak our teacher, right?" And so on and so forth.
All kinds of strange remarks made Dinghammer want to die, so he slapped the table hard: "I was sent by the principal to supervise you little rabbits!" If you dare to skip school, I'll report it, and you'll die! ”
But Ding's performance was pierced by these little bunnies almost instantly, mercilessly, and then he could only stand up and walk to the door with a gloomy face, smoking quietly.
If you deal with adults, the hammer is still a little capable, but in front of these little rabbit cubs, the hammer really has the intention to kill the thief and has no power to return to the sky, so there is no other way than to escape from them.
As soon as she was halfway through her cigarette, she saw a little girl about fourteen or fifteen years old carrying a bag, passing by her, with a very stinky expression on her face, as if the whole world owed her money, anyway, it didn't match her immature appearance at all, quite old. And when she passed by the hammer, Xiaomei just glanced at him out of the corner of her eye, and then slowly walked into the classroom. But it was this glance that frightened the hammer...... Because this girl gives people a feeling of Nie Xiaoqian, she walks floating, without saying anything at all, and she feels like a puff of green smoke. What's more, this girl looks like a leaf carved out of the same mold, except for the different hair color and chest size, how do you look at it in other places, it's all leaves!
"Hey, wait." Dinghammer quickly turned his head and pressed a hand on the little girl's shoulder: "You wait for me!" ”
The little girl lowered her head, and she couldn't see her expression from behind, but she vaguely heard her whispering: "Butterfly, open!" ”
As soon as the words fell, the hammer had not yet reacted, but with this girl as the center, the dust around him suddenly rose, and then the hammer felt a huge force impact on his body, and then his whole person was swept out, and was pushed against the wall by this force, and there was no room to fight back.
The little girl turned her head to look at him, reached out and patted her shoulder, and then Shi Shiran walked in, and the little radish heads in the room were lying on the window and watching, and when they saw this, they couldn't help but let out a burst of cheers.
When the little sister entered the house, the hammer slowly slid off the wall, but when he came down, he did not go up to find fault, but pressed his right hand with his left hand. Because after the attack just now, he clearly felt that his right hand was going to be manic again, and this arm that refused to admit defeat had been conveying a message given to the hammer, which was to "kill her"! But the hammer obviously can't let the arm brother mess around, after all, what is the origin of this girl who looks like a leaf, you have to figure it out after all!
After pressing his body for a long, long time, the manic feeling subsided, so he returned to the classroom in a gloating manner, and looked at the little rabbit cubs who were gloating: "Laugh and laugh, don't laugh!" ”
After speaking, he silently lowered his head and returned to his position, but when he looked up, he found that Xiao Yezi was actually sitting on the only empty seat next to him, and made a mark in the middle of the table with a knife, and said coldly: "If you exceed, I will beat you." ”
Dinghammer was stunned...... Then a faint sadness permeated the tip of the heart, and even a sourness that could not be dissipated welled up on the tip of the nose.
What is it?! This is a fucking 38th line that only elementary school students can play! Dingzhu hadn't been to school for a few days, so he didn't have this kind of experience at school, but now that he is in his twenties, he actually has the opportunity to experience this feeling. What a fuck...... it!
Dingzhu doesn't say a word now, he is good at observing words and colors, and he knows that she won't be a good little girl when he looks at this girl's expression, and now he asks him, it's strange not to touch the gray of his head. So I could only silently play with the little girl's hair in front of me, and her eyes were full of tears.
After a while, a person walked in outside, about the same age as Dingzhu, about 1.8 meters tall, with long legs, thin skin and tender meat, not bad-looking but wearing a pair of stupid black-framed glasses, no matter how you look at it, it looks honest.
After he walked in, he saw the hammer that was very dazzling in the children's pile at first sight, he was stunned, and then said with an embarrassed smile: "Parents of students, please leave first, okay?" ”
Parents...... The hammer was like being struck by lightning, gritting his teeth, and even speaking seemed to jump out of his teeth: "I'm not a parent!" ”
"Not a parent...... "The young man who looked like a teacher standing on the stage put his index finger on his glasses: "You...... You're Sun Dinghammer, right? ”
As he spoke, he seemed to laugh out loud, but soon forcibly suppressed his laughter, straightened his face, coughed twice and said, "I'm sorry, I misunderstood." ”
Of course, Dingzhu knew what he was laughing at, but what could he do, he deeply felt that it was definitely a mistake for him to dress like this today, and he knew that it was a little cooler to wear a pair of big pants and pretend to be mentally retarded. And now I can't go and go, and no one can leave, because at the entrance ceremony, the principal has announced that once you enroll, it means that you have become a reserve talent of the country, and leaving without permission is equivalent to a traitor to the National Assembly, and the arbitration committee will come forward to solve it, so the hammer that doesn't want to cause trouble can only be swallowed in the stomach with broken teeth.
"Let me introduce myself first, my name is Mu Shan, you can call me Teacher Mu. Now I invite the children to ...... Puff...... "Mu Shan glanced at Dinghammer when he said this, and then couldn't help but burst out laughing......
After about an hour of suffering, the hammer finally came out, and after Mu Shan announced that he was just familiar with the environment today, and the class would be officially held tomorrow, he began to drill out with his head bored.
But when he walked to the door, Mu Shan stretched out his hand to stop him: "Come with me." ”
Dingzhu smiled, and just wanted to say that he was not available, but looking at Mu Shan's sincere face, and then thinking that he was all on this anyway, what was there to be ashamed of, so Suo followed Mu Shan to a small garden next to him with both hands in his pockets, and silently took out a cigarette and lit it.
"I know you can't accept why everyone else has a good class and you're in the prep class." Mu Shan smiled kindly: "I tell you, you must persevere." ”
Dinghammer was stunned: "What do you mean?" Let me be with these little boys, and let me keep going? ”
"Yes, keep it up!" Mu Shan nodded solemnly: "Do you know what this means?" Did you know how many SSS-class super-soldiers have been produced in our entire Seventh District? ”
"How many?"
"Eleven." Mu Shan smiled: "Except for four of them, the others are all born in the preparatory class like you." Including the current president of the academy, although I don't know what your abilities are, I know that putting you here means that you are a person with great potential. ”
Hearing this, Dingzhu was stunned: "What do you mean?" ”
"Because when you go to other classes, they receive the technology of killing, and here, you receive the knowledge of the system. Do you know what a preparatory class is? ”
"What?" Dingzhu was interested in continuing to listen, so he took out a cigarette and gave it to Mu Shan, but he pushed it back.
Mu Shan cleared his throat: "The preparatory class is just the words of those people. And its full name is the Special Super Soldier Pre-Training School, and all the children in it are geniuses. ”
As he spoke, Mu Shan pushed his glasses again: "That's right, it's a genius!" Everyone here is a genius, but they are very young, and when they become famous, everyone forgets that they came out of here. ”
Dinghammer blinked: "Really? ”
Mu Shan smiled: "Go back and see what is the difference between the steel seal on your access card and the steel seal of other super soldiers, and then ask someone who knows." Maybe most people don't know about it, but I still hope that you can adapt to it seriously, to learn with your children and to get used to the ridicule of others. I didn't laugh because of your age, but because the girl next to you drew a bear on your clothes. ”
When he heard this, he looked down at the clothes on his left side, and saw that there was really a bear on it!!
Suddenly, he was furious: "! Lao Tzu's new clothes!! ”
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