Although he knows a little about Miao's past, he still maintains a sense of mystery, still a drunkard, and still unkempt.

He didn't talk much, and after eating at Yezi's, he lay down on the balcony drunk, ignoring any image at all, and still looked like a homeless man.

But when he was eating just now, he almost cried when he saw the leaves, and he tried to pick up vegetables for him, which made the hammer a little unhappy.

"What's wrong? Are you jealous? Ye Zi walked to the window with a glass of warm water, and looked at the hammer who was smoking with a smile: "No, you shouldn't eat my vinegar." ”

"Go and go, you have a score or not, who will eat you jealous." Dinghammer took a sip, and then turned his head to look at the strange uncle who was sleeping soundly on the balcony: "This guy was really so ** back then?" ”

Ye Zi nodded heavily: "Hmm! ”

"How powerful?"

Ye Zi also answered him directly, just turned around and took out a photo from a cabinet, on which was a photo of her and the strange uncle, which had begun to have that sense of time, but the image was still very clear. The leaves on the top were very young, probably in their early tens, and Uncle Strange was not as old as he is now. At that time, he was wearing a neat white shirt, a bracelet that was very fashionable at the time, a sea hanging between his eyebrows on his forehead, bright brown eyes revealing a shrewd and strong ability, and a towering nose bridge and a bright smile, obviously those handsome little people with bright eyes and bright teeth in the Korean kimchi TV series.

In short, that guy feels very high-end at first glance, both in appearance and temperament. If no one had told him that the person in the photo was the same person as the homeless man who was lying on the balcony right now, he would have thought that this guy was a movie star or a prince from a small country.

Of course, the leaves of those days were similar to those of now, except that they had flat chests back then......

"Hey, Sister Ye, I can't see anything else, but this breast, it's at least ten times more than ten times in the past ten years, right?" Dinghammer turned his head to look at Ye Zi, who was only wearing a thin sweatshirt: "The eighteenth change of the female college." ”

"You're going to die!" Ye Zi grabbed the hammer's ear: "I dare to speak disrespectfully to your sister Ye!" ”

"Oops...... Yikes...... Ah......" Dinghammer tilted his head: "What I said is the truth, beg Ye Zi to live a way." ”

Ye Zi rolled his eyes at the hammer and snorted, "You will definitely not be able to catch up with Bai Fei like this, you have to show your vitality." ”

At the mention of Bai Fei, Dingzhu let out a long sigh, leaned on the window and looked out of the window with a sad face, and said with a self-deprecating smile: "Sister Ye, you see, you know best what kind of person I am." No money, no talent, no virtue, no face, and no ambition. Who is Bai Fei? High-achieving students, female geniuses, and elites of high society, I have discovered it, even if I like people, but this is the same as liking stars in movies, and I can't climb high. ”

After speaking, he flicked the cigarette butt out casually: "Look, Sister Ye." The two of us are so acquainted, I don't talk nonsense to you, you make me work harder, seriously, in vain. I've been a gangster all my life, you let me follow, I can barely survive, what do you make me strive for first, I'm sorry, I don't have that surname. ”

Ye Zi didn't get angry, just stood quietly next to the hammer, and said in her gentle tone as always: "You, you're actually a smart person." But I also know that there are some things that I really can't force, but I always think that this is the case, you can not be motivated or not be the first, but as a man you at least can't be bullied. ”

Ye Zi took the hammer's left hand, gently blew the wound on the back of his hand that was cut open when he jumped out of the window today, and pressed the bruise around the wound distressedly: "Actually, I can stop it today, but I want you to see that in fact, no matter what world you are in, whether it is your world or this world, there will always be people who try to get something out of you, whether you are the lowest and most ordinary bottom of society." Unless ......"

"Unless I turn into a piece of." Dinghammer pointed to Miao, who was sleeping outside: "That's it." ”

"It's a little embarrassing, but I have to say that it's true." Ye Zi coldly raised his head to look at the hammer, then took his hand and pressed it straight on his chest, and didn't speak, just looked at the hammer straight......

The hammer was suddenly struck by lightning, and even forgot to retract his hand, and just stuck to Ye's huge chest without any reaction.

After only staying for about five seconds, Ye Zi put his hand down with a slight blush, and stroked Dingzhu's face with both hands, making him bend down, and put his forehead on Dingzhu's forehead, and said softly: "You are not bad or bad, Sister Ye Zi is a real waste, anyone can hurt me, can you protect me?" ”

Dingzhu was stunned for a moment, then smiled softly, and his throat swelled with bitterness. In the past six months, in fact, the hammer has not been unintentional about the silver over the leaves, nor has it not pretended to accidentally rub a little oil and water on the leaves' body. But in fact, when Ye Zi grabbed her hand and put it on her papaya-like chest just now, the hammer surged up a strange feeling in her heart, to be honest, this feeling was not exciting at all, not as passionate as she had ever imagined, but it made the hammer a little confused.

"Sister Ye Zi......" Dingzhu lowered his head: "I...... I probably can't, I'm sorry. ”

"Then why not give it a try?" Ye Zi gently put the hammer's head in his arms: "I haven't enjoyed the feeling of being protected. ”

It's hard to bear...... It's not just soft meat, it's really fragrant on the leaves! That kind of natural fragrance itself is a sharp weapon in nature for the female surname to attract the male surname, most of the time this taste is more attractive than the body itself, so the hammer was hugged like this, basically it was hard in an instant, he hurriedly shrank down, his buttocks tilted back, and tried his best not to let his naughty second brother touch the body of the leaf.

And Ye Zi obviously felt it, she gently let go of the hammer, looked at the hammer with a little embarrassment, and then stood on tiptoe and kissed the hammer's face: "Remember, hammer." There are still people in this world who need you, whether you decide to leave in the end or not, at least don't let down the people who need you before leaving. ”

After speaking, Ye Zi turned around and left with a red face, while Dinghammer touched the side of his face that had been kissed, his face full of confusion. At this moment, the ham sausage came out of nowhere, and it jumped on Dingzhu's shoulder, and then licked Dinghammer's face with its barbed tongue.

"Ouch......" Dinghammer came back to his senses coldly, picked up the ham sausage and shook it: "I'm sick!" Doesn't it hurt? ”

Ham Sausage licked his lips and said in a rather obscene tone: "People need you, the medicine is making trouble." ”

"Don't be so disgusting, okay!"

"Oh, when people say this, you're in love, and you're disgusted when I do the same thing. Do you treat me like a human being? The ham sausage waved its short legs with teeth and claws: "Are you a human or not!" Brutes! ”

Dingzhu sighed: "Don't bother, Sister Ye Zi has put a lot of pressure on me......"

"Hey, it's two huge pressures, you can't breathe when you hold it in, right?" The ham sausage spoke in a contemptuous tone, and his eyes were sharp: "How is it, it feels good?" ”

"That's a must...... Alas, ** has been peeping on the side, right? Dinghammer suddenly became furious: "Say it and kill your mouth." ”

"Then don't go back forever!"

"Lao Tzu won't go back, it's a big deal to marry a daughter-in-law here and have a baby, Lao Tzu won't go back!" Dinghammer lost his temper at the ham sausage: "What do you do with me?" ”

"Then there has to be a girl to marry you, just like you bear." The ham sausage said disdainfully: "Do you think Ye lets you touch it because he likes you?" That's treating you like a child, and you're doing well today, and they're just giving you some rewards. Why do you think everyone is worthy of Ye? You don't look in the mirror for what you are. Do you just think that your Bai Fei is a goddess? Let me tell you, Ye's vision is much higher than Bai Fei's, he is the first person in the world's life sciences, your Bai Fei is a fart! You really think of yourself as a single clove of garlic, this world can't do without you? ”

Dinghammer was dumbfounded by the ham sausage, although many of the words here were taught to the ham sausage by Dingzhu, and when it was transmitted back to itself from its mouth, it was not a taste of how it sounded, and it was full of strange feelings from top to bottom.

"Yes...... Dinghammer sighed and said to the ceiling, "Big tree, give me a seat." ”

After a rocking chair grew from the ground, Dingzhu sat on it, half-lying and looking out the window. The ham sausage jumped on top of him, squatted on his chest and said, "I heard that you were bullied again in the afternoon?" You say that you are not a scumbag, whether you are a person or a ghost can bully you. Look at you, how can I rest assured that you will go out alone, how long have you been here, and how many times have you been bullied? It's nerve-wracking. ”

Dinghammer blinked and looked at the ham sausage: "You are sick, obviously I beat everyone up." ”

"Don't be funny, you think I don't know? You're being bullied. The ham sausage pouted: "Anyway, I'll follow Ye's words, and you can do it yourself." Either you'll be a piece of garbage, until I build you a space conversion machine, and another is that you will honestly mix around during this time, don't be beaten to death when the machine doesn't come out, then I'm not wasting my time? And you're also related to my body! I want a body, I've been a cat for a long time! ”

Dinghammer leaned on the rattan chair and smacked his mouth twice: "I'm afraid you're not using the agitation method, right?" ”

Ham sausage snorted coldly: "I just scolded you, a fart." “

"Okay, okay, can't I go to class tomorrow?" Dingzhu tilted his head helplessly, and then suddenly said: "Ham sausage, if I can change your body back one day, I will definitely be able to let go of everything, even if it is for you." ”

"Well......" ham sausage rubbed his forehead against Dingji's chin, "but I think I'll be reluctant to you." ”

"It's okay, just think about it when you have time, the old man doesn't have so many chirps. I have no money, no use, no virtue and no ambition, but Lao Tzu at least has some backbone. It's up to you. ”

Dinghammer's words are really not gambling curses as usual, he returns to the original world and stays in this world in fact, it doesn't matter to this point, but the kind of ** who once went home has turned into the expectation of making ham sausage become sincere again, although Dinghammer is a very selfish person, but some things always make him selfish.

"Well, maybe I'll suddenly change my mind and not want to be human again? So, you better think about how to protect yourself. The ham sausage rested its paw on the tip of the hammer's nose: "Ye Zi is right, in addition to protecting her, you also have to protect a cat and a brain-dead little girl before I come back." It's all your duty as a man, okay? ”

Dingzhu smiled dryly and muttered to himself, "It's so stressful......"

In fact, he didn't even know how he slept through, he only knew that he slept very peacefully this night, and the nightmare that was usually repeated and repeated was not patronized today, so that he completely enjoyed a peaceful sleep for the first time in half a year. It's just that I feel a little depressed in the second half of the night, but this is not a matter at all for the hammer who has been immersed in nightmares all year round.

When the leaf's neighbors, the flock of all kinds of birds, flew to the window of the hammer to beg for food, the hammer slowly opened his eyes...... But when he opened his eyes, he finally knew why he was depressed, because Baozi didn't know when the bastard came here, and shrunk in a recliner with him, Baozi was only wearing a small suspender belt that Bai Fei bought for her, and a pair of cartoon panties were worn underneath, curled up like a kitten on Dingzhu's body, and the sun was shining on her long eyelashes, making her whole face look crystal clear.

"Alas...... I'm leaving, what are you going to do? Dinghammer gently picked up the bun, put it on the rattan chair, and washed himself.

To tell the truth, it is not the leaf nor the ham sausage that depends on him in the world, but it is precisely this little girl who doesn't remember anything before, her dependence on the hammer is like the feeling of a duckling who has just broken out of her shell and thinks that the dog is its own mother after seeing the dog walking in front of it......

Dinghammer is the most worried about this, so he has been discussing with the ham sausage how to bring the buns back together, but to no avail......

"Today is the list." When Ye Zi came out of the kitchen, she happened to touch the hammer that had been washed, she reached out and took a piece of fried cream cake from the plate and stuffed it into the hammer's mouth, and patted the hammer's buttocks: "Go and prepare." ”

He sighed, then put on his shirt, then combed his hair for the first time, and put on a brand new suit and tie, which looked like a new look. It's completely a death row prisoner who is released from the bureau and becomes a new person......

"Sister Ye, I'm leaving. You'll take care of the buns later. Dinghammer said hello, and then slowly walked to the door: "Open the door and come back for dinner at noon." ”

"Wait." Ye Zi walked to Dinghammer's side and stretched out his hand to help Dinghammer arrange his collar: "You don't even know how to wear clothes, the collar is crooked." ”

Dinghammer hehele: "I'm leaving." ”

"Go ahead." Ye Zi took out a few large tickets from his pocket and stuffed them into Dingzhu's pocket: "Bring some money." ”

"Well, I'm going." Dinghammer put on his only pair of leather shoes and walked out the door.

And not long after leaving, a black shadow slammed onto his shoulder, and the hammer didn't even turn his head, and the guy who could do it so skillfully, except for the ham sausage, there was really no one left: "Go down, new clothes!" ”

"Ouch, I'm dressed like a person today." The ham sausage sniffed back and forth on Dingzhu's body: "Tsk, but the gorgeous clothes can't hide your strong smell of scum." ”

"Get out of here!" Dinghammer scolded angrily: "Do you dare to praise me? ”

"What do you have to boast about? But it's pretty handsome today. Ham sausage nodded: "Not bad, not bad." ”

Dinghammer hehey Yile: "I am in a good mood today, and I will buy you food later." ”

"You think I'm a bun, don't fool me. I'm going to eat steak! Ham sausage licked his lips: "Steak steak steak!" ”

"Pets are not allowed in high-end restaurants."

Dinghammer's words choked the ham sausage half to death, and he sat on Dinghammer's shoulder and began to say a word, and continued until the place where the list was issued.

After that, Dinghammer saw Bai Fei reading a book under a tree at first sight, he slowly walked behind Bai Fei with a smile, and just when he wanted to reach out and pat her, he suddenly saw Bai Fei put down the book: "It's here?" ”

"Hey...... Why can't it scare you? Dinghammer touched his head: "It's really ......"

Bai Fei turned her head, and when she saw the appearance of the hammer, she was obviously stunned for a moment, and then looked him up and down with interest, with a bright smile: "It's very good." Look, I said you're just lazy! It's very handsome! ”

In fact, the hammer looks really good, and the size is also like that, plus there is a ruffian on the face, as long as you don't open your mouth, it's actually quite attractive.

"I'm afraid too many girls will fall in love with me." Dinghammer pouted: "No way." ”

As he was talking, a person unconsciously appeared in front of Bai Fei, he looked the hammer up and down, and then said to Bai Fei with a smile: "You must come to the banquet in the evening." ”

After speaking, he took out an invitation card from his pocket, turned his head to look at the hammer and asked, "This is your friend?" ”

"yes." Bai Fei naturally grabbed the hammer's hand: "Very good friend." ”

The handsome guy glanced at the hammer coldly, and then smiled contemptuously: "It's nice to meet you, my name is Laika." ”

Lycra ...... Lycra ...... Dingzhu suddenly thought of this name, isn't this a member of the duo who fought and destroyed his bun shop at that time, the one named Mo Hui doesn't know how to do now, but now he can be regarded as seeing another one.

Dinghammer squinted his eyes, sneered in his heart, glanced sideways at the ham sausage, and then put his hands behind his back: "You can call me Dad." ”

His "Dad" was pronounced in Chinese, and no one could understand it at all, so Mo Hui could only follow along: "Dad?" ”

"Hey, that's me." Dinghammer nodded: "Hello." ”

"Hammer...... Don't make a fuss......" Bai Fei glanced at the hammer: "Your name is on the list, you go over and report first, and I'll talk to him for a while." ”

Dinghammer sighed and nodded: "I'll go." ”