The annual Running of the Bulls Festival is a major event in South Park, and although it is not empty, the streets of the town center are full of traffic and people, and almost everyone in the town will come to participate in this event.

Of course, there are many tourists from other places.

Zhang Xiaoyu followed the three bear children to the town center of South Park.

I saw that the streets were full of various activities prepared to welcome the Running Bull Festival.

Of course, these activities are just like the residents of South Park...... None of them are normal......

Roller coasters without seat belts, haunted houses that stink but nothing scary, swimming pools with crocodiles......

Zhang Xiaoyu looked forward and saw that on the roller coaster, countless people were thrown out of the roller coaster, like rotten persimmons, "popping" to the ground, and died, and next to the roller coaster, there was a row of funeral home funeral cars, and the staff were busy carrying the dead bodies to the funeral car......

On the other side of the haunted house, eight out of ten tourists who entered the haunted house and came out of the haunted house fainted, and there were two, and the funeral car on the roller coaster came to pick them up...... Next to the haunted house, there are several ambulances parked, and people in need pay the money and send them to the hospital......

And in the crocodile pool, what surprised Zhang Xiaoyu was that there were still many people who bought tickets to swim......

As soon as those people jumped down, they were bitten in half by the crocodile "click", and the tourists watching were still cheering.

When Zhang Xiaoyu saw this, he felt sad for the IQ of these people, but in the absurd town of South Park, as long as it is not normal, it can happen, so there is no need to make a fuss.

The scene shifts to a reporter.

The reporter was reporting on South Park's Running of the Bull Festival, and said with a serious face, "South Park's annual Running of the Bull Festival has attracted a lot of attention with its unique characteristics. Today we were at the Running of the Bulls, and there were a lot of people there, and the locals in South Park were very welcoming. Now look at my back, it's a roller coaster show, the feature of this show is that you don't wear seat belts, in the whole of the United States, there is only such a roller coaster in South Park, well, in the whole of the United States, this is the only one, and it is really unique enough......"

Behind the reporter, the people on the roller coaster were being thrown out one after another, smashed into the road, smashing out a smear of blood, and a person happened to be thrown to the reporter's side, the reporter moved his body slightly, and the person flew over, "snapped", and smashed on top of a car......

The camera returns to the reporter.

"After watching the roller coaster, now let's go check out the haunted house over there and see what that haunted house has to offer."

The camera turned to the owner of the haunted house, and the reporter asked: "Boss, may I ask what is the difference between your haunted house and the haunted houses in other places?" ”

The owner of the Mediterranean haircut his bald head and said to the camera, "Our haunted house in South Park is definitely different from other places, we have our South Park characteristics." ”

"What's the feature?"

The boss looked serious and said, "There are no ghosts in our haunted house. ”

The camera turned to the reporter, and the reporter said: "Well, very good, thank you for accepting our interview, saying that there is no ghost haunted house, there is only this one in the United States, it is too ~ so unique!" Let's take a look at the pool over there, and the people next to the pool are cheering, there should be a wonderful show. ”

The reporter turned around and walked to the side of the pool, the camera zoomed in, and saw a person who jumped out of the pool, who was bitten by four crocodiles, making a heart-rending scream, and the people next to the pool were cheering and laughing, but the person was pulled by the crocodile, his limbs were broken, and his intestines flowed out......

When the reporter saw this picture, he turned to look at the camera, was stunned, and said, "Uh...... South Park's Bull Running Festival, all kinds of programs, are really very distinctive, the water in this swimming pool, is red, is put Chinese health herbs, after washing, can cure skin diseases, and the biting 'small fish' in the pool, it is said to be able to eat parasites on people, for patients suffering from malaria, smallpox, syphilis, AIDS and other diseases, has a very good therapeutic effect...... Hehe...... It made me want to go down and give it a try. ”

At this time, a bear child next to him suddenly appeared, it was the fat man Eric, Eric said to the reporter: "Hey, sir, since you want to go down and try, why are you still standing here?" ”

The reporter immediately stopped talking, only glanced at Eric, then turned his gaze to the camera, and said: "The bull running event is about to start, everyone, let's go to the bull running site to have a look." ”

The camera began to pull away from the pool, towards the bull running scene far away from the street, but at this time, the reporter did not follow, the camera quickly reversed, only to see the reporter, pushed over by Eric's ass, danced a few times, "poof", fell into the pool, the camera zoomed closer to the pool, inside the red pool, a skull floated, and, a microphone......

"Oh my god, Cartman, you killed the reporter!" Stan looks at Eric in amazement.

Kyle exclaims, "Cartman, it's illegal to kill someone!" ”

Eric looked indifferent, spread his hands, and said: "You also heard just now, he himself said that he wanted to swim in the pool, I just helped him, my mother said that to be a man is to help others for fun, the Lord is to help others for fun, but it will not break the law, even the constitution, there is no conviction for helping others." Then Eric looked at the camera and asked, "You said yes, right?" ”

The camera nodded. The onlookers also nodded.

Stan and Kyle are both stunned and speechless.

When Zhang Xiaoyu saw this scene, he sweated in his heart, killed someone, and even said that he was happy to help others, and everyone agreed, South Park is really a magical place......

At this time, Zhang Xiaoyu thought, if he killed someone, I don't know what would happen? Will it be like Eric, who just makes an excuse and does nothing? Also, can you get evolution points by killing people here?

As soon as this idea appeared in his mind, the system prompt immediately sounded: [Killing people who have nothing to do with the direction of the plot will not only not get evolution points, but will cause a chain reaction and increase the difficulty of clearing the level. 】

Zhang Xiaoyu sighed in his heart, it seems that there is really no room for him to brush up on evolution points in this level, because the people in South Park will definitely not be monsters or bosses, but the pit is that these people who have nothing to do with the plot are a big threat to him, because according to the setting of "South Park", Kenny's death can happen anytime and anywhere, that is, anyone can kill him Zhang Xiaoyu......

At this time, Eric said to Zhang Xiaoyu: "Kenny, I heard that you just learned to swim last week, do you want to go down and give it a try?" ”

When Zhang Xiaoyu heard this, he chuckled in his heart, quickly shook his head, and turned around decisively to run, because he knew that if he didn't run, he would definitely be caught by these three bear children and thrown under the pool.

Behind him, Eric's voice came: "Dead poor ghost, what are you running, come back to me!" ”

As soon as Zhang Xiaoyu turned around, he found that Eric had already chased after him, stretched out one hand, and actually grabbed his windbreaker, and then threw him away, drawing a parabola, and flew towards a flagpole like an iron gun erected in the street.

As a result, there was a "poof" sound......

Zhang Xiaoyu inserted his whole person from the flagpole, like a skewer of meatballs, from the top of the flagpole to the middle of the flagpole......

Stan looks angry and says, "OhmyGod, TheykilledKenny!"

Kyle said, "Youbastard!"

The system prompt sounds: [Trick to Death (2/5)]

Zhang Xiaoyu hurriedly got up, tore the windbreaker strung on the flagpole, walked down from the flagpole, and breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he reacted quickly just now, and before his body was inserted into the flagpole, he supported the flagpole with both hands, and slightly changed the direction of his body's fall, so that he was not strung on the flagpole as meatballs, and he was not seriously injured.

However, in this way, Zhang Xiaoyu dropped 5 points of survival value.

5 survival points are insignificant, but Zhang Xiaoyu originally only had 18 survival points left, so these 5 survival points are half his life.

Now, Zhang Xiaoyu's survival value is only 13 points left, and there are still three more times for "tricks to die...... It feels like it's hanging when you think about it.

At this time, a radio was heard in the distance: "The Running Bull Festival has begun!" ”

The people who heard the announcement began to run to the scene of the Running Bull Festival.

The three bear children threw down Zhang Xiaoyu and ran up.

Zhang Xiaoyu looked at the backs of the three bear children galloping away, and was not in a hurry, thinking, anyway, getting the jackpot of the Bull Running Festival is just a side task, and the side quest is not completed, which has little impact on the clearance of this script, and the reward of the side quest, he doesn't know what it is, the bull run is a more dangerous thing, Zhang Xiaoyu is more cautious, he doesn't plan to exchange his life for the unknown reward, so there is no need to rush to the bull running scene.

He walked forward unhurriedly, and wanted to search elsewhere to see if he could find a suitable piece of equipment, you know, the short knife he brought, when the script began, disappeared for no reason, so now what he lacks the most is equipment. If he had equipment in his hand, he wouldn't have been thrown onto the flagpole by Eric just now, and he lost 5 survival points for nothing.

But at this time, there was a sudden earth-shattering footsteps behind him.

Zhang Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and when he looked back, he saw a large group of people rushing towards him!

"I'm going to take the jackpot for the Running of the Bulls!"

"The jackpot is mine! Don't rob me! ”

"The $3,000 is mine!"

……

Zhang Xiaoyu was shocked when he saw this, he remembered that there was an episode where Kenny was trampled to death by the crowd, and his head fell off when he was trampled on......

Run! Run!

Zhang Xiaoyu turned around and ran, but at this time, he found that Kenny, who he was playing now, was a child, short in stature, even if he had 10 agility points, but his pace was too small, and he still couldn't outrun the wave of frustrated adults behind him.

"Ahh

Zhang Xiaoyu screamed, and in the blink of an eye, he fell to the ground, with countless footprints on his body, and a pool of blood flowed from his hooded windbreaker.

Two sentences floated in the sky:

“OhmyGod,TheykilledKenny!”

“Youbastard!”