There's no way, it seems that there is only one way to do it.

Fortunately, Eric and Kyle are ordinary people, otherwise, he Zhang Xiaoyu would have his head ripped off by them.

It's not an exaggeration to say that his head is ripped, as in one of the episodes in South Park, Kenny is torn off by the bear kids.

Kyle pounced all of a sudden, Zhang Xiaoyu quickly dodged, his agility value reached 10, and it was relatively easy to dodge this attack.

However, Eric immediately pounced, Zhang Xiaoyu quickly dodged, and then kicked Eric on the huge ass, kicking him into the bushes across the road.

At this time, Kyle copied out a stick out of nowhere and pointed it at Zhang Xiaoyu.

Zhang Xiaoyu was startled, and hurriedly took a step back, Kyle quickly stabbed him with another stick, Zhang Xiaoyu responded quickly, reached out and grabbed the stick, grabbed the stick, and then pulled the stick over, pulled Kyle over, kicked him away, and flew into the bushes.

But at this time, Zhang Xiaoyu found that his survival value had dropped by 2 points!

It turned out that when he grabbed the stick, he rubbed the skin of his hand, which wiped off his 2 survival value, Zhang Xiaoyu secretly called the pit in his heart, and if he scratched the skin of his hand, he would lose 2 survival points, if he was hit by Kyle's stick, wouldn't it be hung up?

In fact, this is also in line with the setting in "South Park", after all, Kenny's character is used to die, and it must be set to die a little easier.

At this time, Eric ran over from the bushes on the other side of the road, and there was an extra ** in his hand!

When Zhang Xiaoyu saw this situation, he couldn't help but be shocked,, what the hell is this, there is a gun!

Stan, who was watching the play on the sidelines, saw Eric holding a gun at Zhang Xiaoyu, and ...... at that time Excited, he asks, "Wow, Cartman, where did you go to get the gun?" ”

Eric laughed and said, "I was kicked into the bushes just now, and it occurred to me that I didn't bring my homework book, so I went home, brought it with me, and bought a shotgun from Ned by the way. ”

"Damn, don't you want to be so fast! It's obviously a gun that I bought on purpose! Zhang Xiaoyu listened to Eric's words and spit out.

Eric said, "Do you know how I wrote the essay 'How to Eliminate America's Poor?'" My answer is, pick up the ** and shoot the poor in the head. As he spoke, he pulled the trigger with the same degree of decisiveness as if the muzzle of the gun was pointed at not a person, but a rotten ball.

"Bang bang bang!!"

** After several consecutive blows, Eric's entire fat body was pushed back a few steps by the recoil of the shotgun.

Zhang Xiaoyu fell in response.

Stan immediately looks stunned and says, "OhmyGod, TheykilledKenny!"

Kyle emerged from the bushes, patted the leaves on his shoulder, and said, "Youbastard!"

Then the system prompt sounded: [Trick to death (1/5)]

At this time, the bus came, there was a bird's nest overhead, and the female bus driver with yellow teeth slammed the brakes, and immediately shouted to the bear child below: "Bastard, get on the bus!" ”

Eric threw away the ** in his hand and got into the car, Stan and Kyle also got in the car, and did not go to Zhang Xiaoyu, who was lying on the ground.

Zhang Xiaoyu waited for them to get into the car, then got up from the ground, patted the dust on his body, and muttered: "Sure enough, these bear children are really used to Kenny's death, fortunately, I had already fallen down before the fat man shot just now, otherwise, I am afraid it would have become a sieve by now......"

Zhang Xiaoyu hurriedly got on the bus, and the other three protagonists were not surprised to see Zhang Xiaoyu get on the bus, it seemed that the shotgun murder just now had not happened at all.

At this point, Stan asks everyone, "How do you write an essay on how to exterminate America's poor?" ”

Kyle shrugged his shoulders, didn't answer, and looked at Zhang Xiaoyu, who said in a vague voice: "If you turn the poor into rich, there will naturally be no poor." ”

Eric immediately burst out laughing: "Hahaha! Stupid, how do poor people become rich? A poor person will always be a poor person, just as my fart will always be a fart, and it will never become chocolate! Then he said proudly: "My answer is, with **, bang bang a few times, and the poor will be all gone." ”

At this time, the female bus driver shouted: "Shut up! You little boys, get me back to your seats! ”

Well, in fact, everyone is in their seats...... And then it is time to speak.

The female driver was stunned for a moment when she saw that everyone was not birding her, and then shouted: "Ah...... Shut up, or I'll shoot this rabbit to death!" She really had a gun in one hand and a rabbit in the other, and I don't know where she got them.

Only then did everyone look at her, to be exact, at the steering wheel, the female driver was holding a gun in one hand and a rabbit in the other, what about the steering wheel...... At this time, there was a "bump", and a person on the side of the road was knocked out and collapsed on the road. The man struggled in pain and was dying, and cried out: "Help, help......"

"Oh! Oh, my God! The female driver was surprised and quickly threw the rabbit out of the car window, "I almost killed my rabbit." ”

At this time, the gun in her hand slipped and accidentally pulled the trigger, resulting in a "bang" of a gunshot, hitting the thigh of the man lying in the middle of the road......

The people in the car were all stunned.

The man on the road was still dying and shouted, "Help, help......"

The female driver came back to her senses, turned back to the child in the carriage, and said seriously: "Children, what you saw just now was just a wild boar, the wild boar blocking the way, do you know?" ”

No one responded.

The female driver threw away the gun, turned around, grabbed the steering wheel with both hands, stepped on the accelerator, and started the car with a breath, and the wheels were directly crushed on the person lying on the road......

When Zhang Xiaoyu saw this scene, he deeply felt how abnormal the people in South Park were.

Soon, it was time to go to school.

Mr. Garrison asks everyone to turn in an essay on "How to Eliminate America's Poor."

Kyle raised his hand and asked, "Mr. Garrison, what happens if you don't turn in your essay?" ”

Garrison said kindly, "Then I'll have to ask Mr. Hat, just ask him." ”

Kyle said, "Mr. Garrison, I don't want to ask the ugly puppet, I just want to ask you." ”

"You have to ask Mr. Hat!" Garrison looks serious.

Kyle had no choice but to ask the puppet, only to be told by Garrison as Hat with half his mouth open and yelling at Kyle, "If you don't hand in your homework, get me out of this classroom!" Get out! ”

Garrison then said kindly, "Kyle, that's what Mr. Hat said, did you hear that?" ”

Kyle shrugged his shoulders with a blank look of indifference, then lay on the ground and rolled out.

Next, the classmates, one after another, all rolled out.

It was a spectacular scene......

Garrison and his Muppet Hat are completely stunned when they see this.

Zhang Xiaoyu didn't hand in his homework either, he answered Stan's question about how to exterminate the poor in America, it was just nonsense, how could he write this homework if he didn't belong to South Park in the first place, so he also followed the other classmates and got out together.

Zhang Xiaoyu understands that by following the development of the plot, this can avoid a lot of unnecessary trouble. If he doesn't roll in and doesn't turn in his homework, Garrison will probably leave him alone, which will be a lot of trouble.

It was Eric, who turned in his homework, and then walked out with a smug smile on his face.

Everyone was surprised to see Eric hand in his homework, but they didn't expect this selfish dead fat man to hand in his homework.

As soon as he leaves the classroom, Stan gets up and says, "Let's go see the Running of the Bulls!" ”

Kyle said, "I'm going to get the Running of the Bulls jackpot!" ”

At this time, the system voice prompt rang: [Side quest has been triggered: get the jackpot of the Running Bull Festival]

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