256 It is difficult to understand aliens

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Lin Youde was talking to the female dolphin while in the meditation room.

Freya pouted: "I've worked hard to do it~"

"It's useless to be spoiled with me." Xia Yongzhi kept a straight face, completely in the "devil instructor" mode, this mode she learned from the recruit instructor of the non-commissioned officer academy, that is an extremely fierce woman, on the first day of recruit training, in order to stand up, directly put a male student from the reinforced company into the medical box.

"So be it!" Freya seemed to suddenly think of something, "As long as Natsu agrees to me a request, I'll work hard." ”

"Huh? Isn't that something that can be negotiated on terms? If you don't work hard, you may become our weakness in the future, and if the enemy touches you even a little, our plans and everything may be leaked. ”

"Little ~ Natsu ~"

Freya pulled Xia Yongzhi's arm and shook it.

Xia Yongzhi said that coquettishness is useless to her, but it is actually useful, and she softened her heart without shaking it: "Okay, but you have to talk about it, I promised you that you have to practice for me." ”

"Hmm!" Freya immediately smiled on her face, she stood up and approached Xia Yongzhi, as if she was going to whisper to Xia Yongzhi, but at this time there was a direct password communication loop between her and Xia Yongzhi, and she would not control the mind communication, but before she could whisper, Xia Yongzhi knew what she was going to ask.

Xia Yongzhi's face turned red: "This ...... This won't work! ”

"What does it matter! Maybe I'll understand love, and after I realize love, I'll fall in love with Lin as agreed, and then we'll start a family together, that's what Xiao Xia said! So that's okay! ”

"Then you didn't understand it?"

"It doesn't matter what's more, it's almost the same as a real-life X-movie......

Xia Yongzhi shouted in her own voice: "It's far away!" ”

"Then I'll ask Lin to help."

"No way!" Xia Yongzhi worked hard to reduce the congestion of the capillaries in her face with nanomachinery, "If you ask for this, the guy who has no principles and almost no self-control will definitely mention it." (At this time, Lin Youde was sneezing frantically)

Xia Yongzhi finally sighed, probably realizing that it was impossible for her to survive Freya's star-eye attack.

"Okay, okay! The rest of the day isn't good if you're infocused, though. I'm going to take back my promise. ”

"Hey, promise to bring back the ......"

"That's right, this is already my maximum concession, now give me a good practice, let's start with the third step!"

"Good!" Freya is full of energy, and from this motivation, Yongzhi estimates that she will have to fulfill her promise tonight.

**

Lin Youde's side.

"Wow. Dolphin! Lily exclaimed as soon as she saw her.

"No, it's Tula." Lin Youdeenleko and the translator on the water tank said together.

"What did you do. Isn't there already an announcement on board that a group of Tulas are on board? Lin Youde couldn't help asking.

Lily frowned: "I just cut off the network connection and am practicing my sword!" If you don't cut the connection, Freya's thinking offensive like Ora Ora Punch will be overwhelming! Forget about the thought offensive, that guy will come out from time to time with stinky fart thoughts like "Boobs are so heavy" and "I really want to find a head to put it"! And for Mao to find a head to put it! Turns out you often lend your head to Freya to put on her breasts, Death Embryo! ”

No, that's Noah's head.

[Yes, the chance is as high as 90%. Noah agreed.

"After all, if you think it's so troublesome, just cut off those two lumps of fat! The current technology can do it! ”

Lin Youde and Enleko were together, and their upper bodies were as straight and hard as steel.

A synthesized voice came from the translator on the water tank: "Pathetic. Listen to me, child, the body is a gift from God to everyone. No matter what kind of flaws you have, you should accept them calmly. ”

"Is this dolphin looking for a fight?"

"No, it's Tula."

The Tula calmly continued: "And, child, you Tula do not have that strange worship, because we are not mammals and do not need to nurse. ”

"Ah, thank you for telling me this useless knowledge!"

Lily snorted. glared at Lin Youde again.

"So, why is there a Tula here?"

"No, we actually have more than fifty Tula people living in our water recycling system."

"What?" Lily's whole person was shocked, and Lin Youde even had the illusion that a few hairs on the top of her head stood up for a short time due to excessive shock, "That's too scary, isn't it?" When you take a bath, it's scary to see fish scales coming out of the faucet! ”

"Miss, we don't have scales." The Tula gurgled and rolled in the tank. Lin Youde reckoned that they were expressing their dissatisfaction - but he didn't really know what the action meant.

Enleko stepped forward to comfort Lily, saying, "The water will go through the purification system and then come to us." ”

"Oh, they live in the pool before purification? Doesn't that mean it's ...... in there," Lily covered her mouth.

Lin Youde also suddenly felt nauseous.

But the Tula people don't matter at all.

"In the water of Tula, we all excrete in the water, and when we go shopping, there is a bustling flow of people, and there is often a stream of excrement blowing on our faces. So in our culture, it's nothing. ”

This moment. Between Lin Youde, Leko and Lily, and the Tula people appeared, an invisible but impregnable barrier of the heart.

It's so difficult for humans and aliens to understand each other.

[Don't you and I understand each other quite well?] 】

[I can't even understand what kind of existence your ontology is, okay! 】

[That's okay, as long as you know that I'm super powerful, it's equivalent to knowing all about me!] 】

…… In that sense, Noah-sama, you're really easy to understand.

"Ah, every time I talk about it, I get cold." A synthesized voice came from the translator, "To be honest, I've been studying your human society for a long time, and I don't understand why you hate things that used to be part of your body......"

"Can we stop talking about this?"

"Absolutely."

As soon as Lily heard what the Tula people said, she hurriedly took the initiative to change the subject: "So what's going on with these Tulas?" Shall we just send them back to their home planet? ”

"Theoretically, we'll fight alongside you until we return to our home planet."

"Wait, we'll fight side by side before returning to our home planet. Does that mean that the things you put on the ship after you get off the ship are useless? Lin Youde asked with a frown.

"Don't worry," because of the translation machine, the Tula people always give people the feeling of an old god when they speak, "You can hire Tula people on the planet Tula." Also, we don't have an agreement on when to send us back, and you're doing your duty as long as you send us back at the end, so you can go wherever you want until then. ”

"Really? Doesn't that disgust you? Lily asked, incredulously.

"There's a strong emphasis on change and adaptation in the Tula culture. ”

"Yes. We adapt to the situation and change ourselves to cope with everything. ”

"Then why don't you change into a terrestrial form and become an ambassador for humanity?" Nhleko asked. "Miss Shuke, if you become a human, you will definitely be a quiet girl, right?"

The dolphin grunted around in the tank a few more times, and then its reply came from the translator: "Although this proposal is very attractive, but unfortunately, we do not have the perfect technology to transform into a human at the moment, we once wanted to exchange this technology with the Zoucas, and then unfortunately found that the Zoucas don't actually have the technology, and their biotransformation ability is something similar to a racial talent." Every high-level Juka can do it, and they don't know why. There were low-level humanoid Joka engineers who tried to study this kind of transformation, summarize the rules or something, but they were all executed. ”

The translator paused, and the dolphin flipped around a few more times, then continued: "However, we have had other successful transformations. The fifth planet of the Tula system is a gas giant like your Jupiter, and we have successfully modified a group of explorers and lived on the gas giant for a year. We have plans to transform more people and let them live there. ”

The colonization policy of the Tula is strange, they often share terrestrial planets with other races - other races occupy the ground, and the Tula live in water. It is also said that the Tula people once made a request to humans to colonize the seas of human-controlled planets. But it was refused.

But this kind of transformation of himself to colonize a gas superstar is the first time Lin Youde has heard of it.

"In this way," Lin Youde frowned and asked worriedly, "The transformed Tula people are already different creatures, right?" Won't they diverge from you? ”

Although the Zouka people will transform themselves, the culture of the Zouka itself is not morphed, but is centered on psionic energy, and psionic energy and soul are interrelated. So no matter how the Zouca people transform themselves, they can't be differentiated. Those giant battleship-class Zouka people are also Shoka, and their racial identity will not be problematic.

But Lin Youde had never heard of the Tula people having such a culture.

"Yes," said Shuck in the tank, "there is indeed a problem, a third of the first experimenters who emigrated gas giants were reluctant to turn back into Tulas, as if they had been modified too much to adapt to the environment of a gas giant, had forgotten the comforts of living in a body of water, and had become attached to the environment of a gas giant. So after some introspection, we are ready to give the next group of colonists flawed modifications, so that they will not live so comfortably on it. ”

"But when the next generation on the gas giant is born, a race that lacks ethnic identity with the Tula people takes shape." Lin Youde said.

This time the Tula chose silence.

"Hey, I said." Nhleko spoke, "It's just a problem for them, let their higher-ups worry about it." We're all busy right now, aren't we? There is so much to prepare. ”

"You're right, we're going to put it in the water cycle." Lin Youde replied. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for the recommendation ticket, your support is my biggest motivation. )