255 Water does not only women, but also female dolphins

"On this subject, your officer with a mind that is very much in line with the aesthetics of our Tula people said......"

"No, it's Instructor Li.dt.com" Lin Youde said in the very persistent sentence structure of the Tula translator just now.

"That Instructor Lee said that your factory, Anaheim, is in the process of retrofitting some of its airframes with our dedicated cockpit. In addition, he said that he would add artillery control positions on the ship for us to use. ”

Lin Youde pursed his lips, now is obviously the critical time to step up the outfitting of ships, and he even added these outfitting items, and I don't know what Instructor Li thinks. Obviously, it would be nice to be able to outfit 60 percent of the weapons before you have to go.

This pouting gesture is used in your human expressions to express your displeasure. Is there something wrong with my behavior that makes you feel unpleasant? ”

"Nope." Lin Youde shook his head, "I'm dissatisfied with Instructor Li. That one...... What should I call you? ”

"Your real name is ridiculous to you humans, so I generally use a substitute name in the human world, just call me 'the head of the Seven Martial Seas under the king'."

Lin Youde felt that the temperature dropped to freezing point in an instant.

"Strange," said the dolphin, "is it the wrong joke?" But the officer, who had a head that was very much in line with our Tula aesthetics, said that the joke was okay. ”

"Did he laugh before he said that?"

"Nope."

"That's a polite remark, and he doesn't think it's funny, it's just diplomatic courtesy."

"It's a shame." "Actually, we don't have the expression of laughter, although through the efforts of translators, the laughter-related parts of human language have corresponding words in our language, but I often wonder if the so-called 'laughing' of human beings is really the 'laughing point' of our language?" ”

Because the translator doesn't care about IQ, it translates both "jokes". And if Lin Youde is asked to translate, the second joke should be directly using the original pronunciation of dolphin-Tula.

Enleko frowned and stared at the tank: "This sea-Tula people think a lot. ”

"It's that you usually think too little."

While Lin Youde responded, the Tula people continued: "To get back to the point, you can indeed call me 'the head of the seven martial seas under the king', I don't mind. ”

"That's too long, please simplify."

"Then call me Shuke"

Is this called simplification?

"That's what the human women who hosted us when we came to the human world."

"Did she name another dolphin -- I mean the Tula 'Beta'?"

"Yes, and Pipiru and Rusisi. I know, this is a character in your classic book. ”

By this time, all the other Tulas had been transported to the ship's water recycling treatment center. It will be their temporary home.

[Anaheim engineers are urgently building something next to the water recycling center, possibly a device that will allow dolphins to quickly enter the tank and be transported.] 】

Lin Youde immediately contacted the main control room of the dock and asked if the cargo handover department would transport a special mobile device for the Tula people in the future-that Lin Youde had seen many times at the Lin family's banquet, a transparent bucket with wheels, which could be moved around on wheels under the control of the Tula.

As a result, the handover section told Lin that the thing was being urgently assembled at the factory in Anaheim.

The battle maid scheduled to be configured into the battleship is not in place yet, and she still has to squeeze out the production capacity to make these things, Lin Youde can only shake his head.

"Now let's move the last box." Lin Youde gestured to Enhleko, and the two took over from Anaheim's industrial robots and said goodbye to the officers who were escorting the Tulas. Push the tank and move it.

"Is the galaxy you were in bad shape?"

"Yes, the residents are rioting, holding up slogans that say 'make those fish into seafood' and storming the training center of the Space Army, many people have been arrested, and there are casualties on both sides......"

"How did the mob cause casualties to the Space Army?"

"Because there were sympathetic recruits who went out to negotiate and try to persuade the mob to disperse, they were killed and hung on the mob's car for public display. It's strange that you humans would think it's an insult to be undressed. ”

Tula - No, Shuck is rolling in the tank, swaying his bare body comfortably (writing about a dolphin's ** will never be harmonized, right?). )。

Enleko and Lin Youde glanced at each other, and then turned their gaze to the body of the Tula man in the tank.

"Oh no, I seem to have an inexplicable sense of excitement." He said.

"Hahaha. It's funny. Lin Youde said perfunctorily.

"Actually, there are people jerking off at us." Said the Tula man in the tank.

That's a lot of ***.

"Also, I'm actually a female Tula."

“**。” Enleko exclaimed, "Isn't it possible that most of the alien creatures that come up on this ship are females?" ”

"No, the number of men and women in our military advisory group is one to one."

"What the hell are you here for?" Lin Youde changed the subject, "I haven't heard that we have military cooperation with the Tula." ”

"Of course, military cooperation will not be placed in a casual place." The Tula people flipped vertically in the water tank, and Lin Youde guessed that the body language of the Tula people was equivalent to shrugging their shoulders.

The Tula continued: "We help humanity design new ships, especially small combat boats. We've got you guys in the pirate design. In addition, we help you develop biotechnology and improve the nanomachinery you use. We Tula are much more powerful than you humans in biotechnology. Correspondingly, we want to acquire the technology from humans that allows nanomachines and living organisms to coexist. ”

Lin Youde couldn't help but raise his eyebrows: "Do the Tula people also want to become cyborgs?" ”

"There are people in almost every race in the galaxy who envy you humans, but most races are ethically not allowed to become cyborgs - of course, the main reason that prevents everyone from doing this is the solidification of social formations, most races have existed for too long, and the speed of technological innovation continues to decrease with the increase of life expectancy - it should have been that technological progress should have promoted social innovation, but after the rate of technological progress was lower than the rate of social solidification, it became the current state of most races."

"I've always felt like you spoke a lot like my former sociology teacher, Shuk." Lin Youde couldn't help but say.

"I'm in charge of day-to-day management in the advisory group, similar to your human HR (human resource management), so I did come from a sociological background. Did my topic bore you guys? I'm sorry for that, but I can't compensate for it......"

"Nope. I'm quite a fan of this kind of topic. ”

"I'm bored here," Nhleko held his hand, "but it doesn't matter, there's nothing wrong with being an anecdote." ”

"So that means I can continue?" The Tula man rolled in the tank again, and Lin Youde noticed that this time it rolled in the opposite direction from just now, and wondered if this had a special meaning. The Tula people also did not explain their actions, but continued: "Just talked about the solidification of society. The Ilarai and Zouka are very clear examples, and it is impossible for these two races to be fully semi-mechanized. Leaving aside the Joka, even if they are semi-mechanized, some or even a few of them are semi-mechanized, while others continue to go their own way - their society can no longer even be called a society, the Ilarai are just a loose aggregate of individual individuals, and the extreme emphasis on personal space caused by excessive social solidification.

"But our Tula society is different, because we have a different philosophy from other civilizations. We were born in water, and the nature of water is ingrained in our culture. We believe that the shape of society should be changeable, and we should change the shape of society at any time to adapt to the situation. It's like water. Actually, the words change and adaptation are used in every aspect of us, you don't have hair, but we don't find hairy races disgusting, in fact, there are quite a few of us who love your human hair. I think it's beautiful; We don't wear clothes, but we're happy to try new things when we come to you. ”

As he spoke, the device on the Tula man's head flashed a few times - Lin Youde remembered that it was supposed to be what the Tula people called "brain companions", and they used this thing to realize their interaction with the machine.

The next moment, the picture of the Tula man in the cupboard, dressed in a funny little tuxedo and wearing a bowler hat on his head, well, more like a poke with the tip of his nose, was displayed on the outer wall of the tank.

"I kind of like this outfit. By the way, Beta fell in love with your humans' white thighs. Talking to us all day long about how wonderful it is when human thighs are wrapped in stockings. ”

Damn, that dolphin is a playful one!

Then he put stockings on his tail fin.

Lin Youde immediately searched out the scene where the water tanks were brought in just now, although he didn't pay attention to the nanomachine-manipulated eyes at the time, he still faithfully preserved every second of the picture in his field of vision, so he didn't have much effort to find the Tula man with stockings on his tail fin.

"Well, maybe you Tula people are really fickle, so. You want to be cyborg too? ”

"Oh, yes sir. We want to be able to get all the benefits of semi-mechanization, and we have been trying to absorb the best places of each civilization and give our civilization the same advantages, so that we can become the sixty-one members of the Galactic Council. ”

Lin Youde then remembered that Tula was a civilization that was stronger than Neville Pengrui and human beings.

The mob wanted to eat them as sashimi......

(Thank you for the support of several new alliance leaders such as Blowing Snow (that Roman pronunciation is blowing snow), Ling Ruobingchen, Miracle Demon Swordsman, and also thank the old alliance leaders, Imperial Meow Meow, Ji Qianru, Long Qian, Lingzi and Nan Ganbo, etc.) Especially Nan Gamble, he gave a reward silently, and several other people showed their faces in the book review area, Mr. Nan didn't show his face, and he left after the reward, which was very heroic. I'm such a tease, and I've been able to jump alive until now, all of which is due to the vast number of "silent majority", including you alliance leaders. When I think of you here, I feel extremely confident. Thank you. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for the recommendation ticket, your support is my biggest motivation. )