"Test?"

Zhang Shifei didn't understand, he looked at the lewd smile in front of him, and thought to himself, does this grandson want the two of us to deal with this matter? Isn't that a joke!

At this time, Li Lanying had already spoken: "Divide up, don't you want the two of us to go, don't make jokes, we don't understand anything, how to go?" And I still don't know if what the man said is true or not, even if it's true, didn't you let us both go to death? ”

Mr. Cui smiled sinisterly, and then said: "Don't worry, I think this time it's just a simple evil spirit, it won't be a demon egg, isn't it good to give you two a chance to hone it, haven't you two imagined that one day you will become one day you will become one of those zombie Taoists on TV or Iron Spider-Man or something, what a beautiful thing." ”

Scenery your uncle, both of them shook their heads, to be honest, they really haven't fantasized about that, Zhang Shifei thinks that those are too unrealistic, stupid heroism, it's completely a lie to children, and Li Lanying feels that those heroes staged on TV are too incompetent, don't care about him, he just wants to live his rich second generation life well, gnaw on the moths of the socialist house beams, and the corrupt [***] cadres will tease the bosses of female subordinates in the future to be the most suitable for him.

That Mr. Cui obviously miscalculated, he really underestimated the thoughts in the hearts of these two bastards waiting for death, seeing the two of them shaking their heads, he was a little speechless, I saw him lower his head and thought for a while, then said: "Forget it, it's useless to talk to you two losers, it's so decided, tomorrow night, I'll give you two addresses, you two go and get this matter done for me!" ”

"Oh, I'll rub it, why are you still forcing your surname! We're not going, what's the matter! Li Fatzi was furious, he felt that this was the two of them selling coolies as cannon fodder, and he was even a little suspicious of the five hundred demon eggs.

Seeing the fat man blowing up the temple, he was also a little unhappy, only to see him say: "Are you going?!" ”

But the fat man leaned on the sofa with the strength of the wine, closed his eyes and said, "You can kill me!" I'm not going to see what you can do! ”

Zhang Shifei on the side smiled bitterly, it seems that Li Lanying will not be happy to move when he returns to the body, in fact, he also has this idea in his heart, but let the four calamities hang, and he can't do it if he wants to.

At this time, Mr. Cui sneered instead, and then said very insidiously: "You're not going? Okay, there's nowhere to go if you don't go anyway. ”

The fat man was stunned for a moment, opened his eyes, and then said, "What did you say?" ”

I saw that Mr. Cui smiled, and then said: "I expected that you two boys were not in tune, so I communicated with your parents in the past two days, and in the future, your monthly pocket money will be fixed between fifty and two hundred and five, where else do you think you can spend?" ”

"Fart!" The fat man yelled, "How could my dad listen to you!? ”

Mr. Cui shrugged his shoulders and said, I don't believe you two can call and ask, after speaking, he waved his hand and made a please, which is not a small fright for Li Lanying and Zhang Shifei, you must know that they are so old and have no job with Ben, they belong to the standard gnawing old clan, and now if the financial road is really broken, there may be no other entertainment except pressing the road that day.

Thinking of this, the two hurriedly took out their mobile phones and called their father, at first, the two just felt that they were lying to them separately, but after the phone was connected, the two completely collapsed.

The father of the two was very angry, knowing that the two of them had only been discharged from the hospital and came home so late, so they scolded the two of them, and said that they would control their pocket money in the future. ”

The fathers of the two also answered in unison: "It's to prevent you from stinky in the future!" There's no discussion, or you'll find me a job, no matter how big a person is, there's nothing serious about it. ”

After speaking, the phone over there hung up, the two looked at each other, both stunned, Li Fatzi was the first to react, he scolded: "I'll fight with you separately!" Then he pounced on Mr. Cui, but the consequences were obvious, and in less than five seconds, the fat man was beaten back to the sofa by Mr. Cui, and he didn't dare to squeak.

Zhang Shifei swallowed and foamed, and then asked Mr. Cui, "How did you do it?" Why does our dad believe in you so much? ”

Mr. Cui smiled slightly, and then told the two of them about it, it turned out that after he saw the two of them, he expected that the surnames of the two would never easily join the work of destroying demon eggs, so he came up with this plan, he called the fathers of the two respectively, and told them why these two people were in danger before, it was because they didn't learn and didn't know how to do it, and the responsibility was still on their father, if they didn't give them so much money, there would be no such thing.

At the end, he also said that if the two of them continued to do this, there would be a catastrophe in the future.

When the parents on both sides heard it, they felt that what Mr. Cui said was right, they did mention doting on their children, thinking that their children were in their twenties, and they all went out to practice stalls when they were in their twenties, which is nothing like them?

Habitual son is like a murderer, not to mention that Mr. Cui said that if it continues like this, there will be an accident, Mr. Cui's words are naturally listened to, after all, he saved his own children, so he wanted to talk to the children at night, but the two happened not to go home tonight, the two parents were angry, and they both let go of cruel words, and there was no room for negotiation.

Li Lanying and Zhang Shifei are like balls holding their breath at this time, they are wilted, and if they have no money in the future, how can they spend all their time drinking! Thinking of this, Fat Li covered his old face that had been punched twice, and said weakly: "Divide up, did we kill a big cow in our last life, why are you playing so badly?" ”

I saw that Mr. Cui smiled for a moment, and then said: "I did this, in fact, it is not to harm you, you may understand in the future, forget it, but you can rest assured, you will work here in the future, every time you go out to work, kill a demon egg or evil spirit, I will give you money, the employer's remuneration is thirty-seven, I am seven of you three, if there is no employer, for every demon egg killed, give you two thousand yuan, how about it, do you do it?" ”

The financial route has been cut off, what can the two of them do if they don't do it? Thinking of this, the two nodded weakly, so Mr. Cui smiled and said: "Okay, from today on, you two are my buddies in Fuzetang, there is no guy boss in our industry, from now on, you two are my apprentices, don't worry, if you do a good job, you will get no less money every month than you ask for your parents." ”

This is still a human saying, the two thought in their hearts, so they nodded, it can be regarded as the first job they have found since they beat their mother's womb, but this job is a bit peculiar, and it is necessary to kill demons to make money.

When Mr. Cui saw that the negotiation was completed, he said to the two: "Okay, then you two should go back to your beast body first, and start the class as soon as the time is pressing." ”

The souls of the two separated from their bodies, and they reluctantly got into the body of the beast in the inner room, and then turned into a human form, and carried their physical bodies to the bed in the inner room.

After doing this, Mr. Cui said to them: "Okay, what I want to hand over to you now is the attack method of the fairy bone, you have to listen carefully, don't sleep tonight, there will be about a day for you to learn, but it should be enough to deal with ordinary evil spirits." ”

When the two of them heard this, they secretly complained to themselves, this is too imminent to shoot guns, how can there be such a thing.

Mr. Cui said to himself: "Let me first demonstrate to you the role and stages of the specific immortal bone." ”

After that, he stretched out his right hand, and the two of them noticed that the little nail of Mr. Cui's right hand was very long and black, and because it was summer, they were wearing half sleeves, and there was a gray mark on his arm that looked like he hadn't taken a bath for a long time, slender, like a loach.

I saw Mr. Cui say: "I use words that you can understand to explain, the so-called fairy bones, to put it bluntly, are the energy blocks contained in the bodies of beasts and animals, and it depends on him to achieve positive results. ”

Zhang Shifei is the first time he's heard this, but he still feels a little awkward, and he also attacks treatment, how can it be like a comic? So he said to Mr. Na Na Cui, "Why does it sound like a setting in a cartoon?" ”

Mr. Choi said impatiently: "Nonsense! The two of you don't know how to learn, that's why I'm telling you so popularly, if I tell you their real names, it's strange that you can understand them! Don't think that what you don't understand is good, in fact, the meaning is the same, listen well, don't interrupt! ”

The two nodded, it is indeed so, thinking that the words of Chen Lu Chen in Yingzhou are indeed profound, and they sound bluffing, but the two of them don't understand it at all, and it is better to speak concisely and clearly in front of them, although the words are a little hateful.

At this time, the hateful Mr. Cui raised his right hand flatly, and then said, "Now let me see what your immortal bones look like." ”

After speaking, he got up and poured two glasses of water, and then handed them to the two, telling them to hold the cups tightly with both hands, and then closed their eyes and imagined their fairy bones, the two did as they said, and after about two minutes, Mr. Cui asked the two to open their eyes, and after the two opened their eyes, they were surprised to find that the boiled water in their cups had changed color.

Zhang Shifei's cup of water turned light blue, while the water in Li Lanying's cup turned light red, Mr. Cui looked at it, and then said: "Well, sure enough, I didn't guess wrong, you are both aggressive." ”

How do you see that? The two of them obviously forgot about their unhappiness at this time, and then asked Mr. Cui, only to hear Mr. Cui say with a smile: "Fairy bones are divided by color, because beasts are born with offensive surnames, so there are many offensive types, and they are also basic, red, yellow, blue, these three primary colors and black and white polar colors, represent the aggressive type, and the colors matched by the three colors, the cold color represents the perception type, and the warm color represents the therapeutic type, understand?" ”

The two nodded, not thinking that there were so many doorways in here, so Zhang Shifei asked, "Then what type are you?" ”

I saw that Mr. Cui didn't speak, smiled and took the water cup with his right hand, his eyes changed, the water in the cup instantly turned orange and yellow, his eyes changed again, and the water turned like ink, Mr. Cui said: "I am a human being, it is impossible to have fairy bones, but for some reason, I can borrow the fairy bones of wild immortals for my own use, this is my strength, the fairy bones on my body are borrowed, there are two, one is a healing type, and the other is an offensive type." ”

The two remembered the black snake that was made separately that night, so they nodded, understood, it turned out to be the case, but thinking of this, Zhang Shifei had some questions in his heart, so he asked Mr. Cui: "You say you are so powerful, what do you want us to do?" ”

Mr. Cui said: "You two don't know, the borrowed immortal bone is always someone else's, and you can only use up to seven points of its strength, that is to say, if you two work hard, your strength may be much greater than mine in the future, understand?" ”

The two of them were thoughtful, and Mr. Cui continued: "Okay, now I'll continue, I see that the fairy bones on your body have been conceived, and you can use them with a little training. ”

The two shook their heads, and Mr. Cui didn't say anything, he said to himself: "The attacking immortal bone is also divided into power type and spell type, red and yellow represent strength, and blue, white and black represent spells, so the attack methods of the two of you are very different, but there should be no difference at the beginning, let me show you first." ”

After speaking, I saw that Mr. Cui clenched his right hand into a fist, and suddenly a black mist-like aura enveloped his hand.

(Merry Christmas everyone.) ）

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