On a windy morning, the two were discharged from the hospital.

In fact, the two of them have been fine for a long time, staying in the hospital is a waste of youth, but it is not easy to regain their freedom, their parents are busy, of course they have to go home first to take a shower and change their clothes, and then devote themselves to the hot pickle girl career.

Dogs can't change their eating shit, in fact, Zhang Shifei didn't want to go, he suddenly felt very boring, but Li Fatzi has been persuading on the side, as the so-called youth is obscene and obscene, and he has been semi-automatic for half a year.

The two went home and slept first, and then when night fell, they went to the KTV they often went to very energetically, and they didn't ask their names for a while, Li Fatzi couldn't think about it, but Zhang Shifei was completely out of shape, and he suddenly felt that the noisy music in the box and the women who painted like masks were out of place with him at the moment, making him unable to indulge in it as before.

I don't know what kind of wind he smoked, since he returned to Harbin, every night, his mind will be very messy, thinking about things are some of the things that are not there, sometimes he thinks of himself depressed, so he shook his head, picked up a bottle of Heineken, and then poured it into his stomach with a bang.

The fat man is very vulgar, and he began to buy and sell love again, and the little girls on the side are still applauding, just like half a year ago, but at this moment, Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, and drank too much.

After recovering from the body, you don't have to go before, think about it when you are in Yingzhou, it's okay to drink a jar of liquor, but that's because the absorption of alcohol by animals is stronger than that of people, and now it's almost midnight, and the two of them drank about ten bottles of beer, and they are already a little disgusting, but the night has just begun, Zhang Shifei wanted to go home, but was stopped by Li Fatzi, he looked obscenely at the few flower-like ladies next to him, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "I think you are stupid in Yingzhou, what time is it, go home now, Not afraid of being scraped by wires again? ”

Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, and then asked, "Where are you going if you don't go home?" ”

The fat man laughed, and then said, "Then do you need to talk about the boy?" “

After that, he hugged the two chicks with a lewd face, Zhang Shifei looked at him, but there was no interest in his heart, as if he had returned to the previous confused time, he just wanted to speak, the phone in his pocket rang, he took it out and looked, the phone number still heard unfamiliar, so he picked it up and said: "Who are you looking for?" ”

The voice on the other side of the phone rang: "Who are you looking for?" Of course it's looking for you two. ”

Zhang Shifei suddenly shuddered when he heard this voice, this was clearly the perverted writer Mr. Cui who could only smile half his face, so he cheered up and thought to himself, It's not Saturday yet, what is he looking for us to do?

To say that he really didn't have a good impression of this Mr. Cui in his heart, so he said a little impatiently: "Isn't it Saturday yet, what are you calling?" ”

Mr. Cui on the other side of the phone was obviously impatient, and he said: "Don't talk nonsense, big brother, do you think that monsters will wait for the holiday to harm people when they go to work, well, if you want to become completely honest as soon as possible, come over." ”

Mr. Cui didn't talk nonsense, and hung up the phone after saying this, and the fat man next to him saw that Zhang Shifei's expression was a little depressed, so he said to him: "What's wrong, who called?" ”

Zhang Shifei stuffed the mobile phone into his pocket, and then said to the fat man with a wry smile: "You can't play tonight, the one who called separately said that there was a situation, let the two of us pass." ”

Depressed, this feeling of being led by others, but there is no way, the two of them only remembered at this time that although they returned to their own bodies, there was still a time bomb buried in this body.

That Li Lanying scolded in the back seat of the taxi, Zhang Shifei sat in front and smiled bitterly, did not speak, there are not many cars on the street at night, especially on the more remote streets, the cars are still very fast, but they are also quite stable.

The taxi driver was a middle-aged man, and when he saw the appearance of the two of them, he knew that they were both the legendary second generation of Kaizifu, and now they were going to Daowai, and the road was quite far, so he accosted the two people: "Dude, go over there this night, go to consume?" Do you recommend two places? I've been there, it's good, the price is quite cheap, there's a long one that's really good, that chick ~~ Hey, you two must like it. ”

Zhang Shifei was a little speechless, you said that some taxi drivers now owe so much to their mouths, and they are actually treated as scoop passengers, so he shook his head and said, "I can drive your car." ”

But Li Lanying behind him was interested, it is not possible to have no woman, so he wrote down the address provided by the taxi driver, the name is very domineering, called 'wolf howl', Li Fatzi has a mobile phone to write it down, ready to try the style outside the road later.

After a while, the taxi stopped on the side of the road in front of Fuze Hall, the two got out of the car, walked straight to Fu Zetang, pushed open the door of the store, and saw Mr. Cui sitting obscenely at the computer in the corner, looking obscene QQ Dou landlord.

Zhang Shifei was so angry in his heart, you called us so late but you were so leisurely, and the fat man was not fuel-efficient, etc., if it weren't for this grandson, he would have opened a house by now, so he said impatiently: "Divide up, what is the matter with calling us so late?" ”

Mr. Cui, who was in front of the computer, looked back at the two of them, and waved his hand to them with a smile: "Come on, find a place to sit first, and wait until I finish this fight." ”

The two of them felt aggrieved in their hearts, what kind of attitude did they have, but there was no way, they didn't save fuel, and this split head was not a fuel-efficient lamp, so they sat on the sofa and cursed this split head with their eyes.

I don't know if it's a curse, after about two minutes, Mr. Cui seems to have lost all the beans, got up and walked to the two of them with a scolding, he sat in front of the two, and then said, "Okay, let's get down to business." ”

What's serious? The two asked, only to see Mr. Cui stretch his waist, and then said to the two: "Long story short, I have already told you about what we did before, I originally thought that those demon eggs would not be so quick to do evil, and you two would have enough time to practice, but I encountered an interesting thing today, ah, by the way, speaking of which, do you two know what this Fuze Hall does?" ”

Mr. Cui changed his words and asked the two, and the two naturally shook their heads, only to see Mr. Cui say, "Okay, then I'll explain it again." ”

Listen to Mr. Cui, his small shop is usually doing legitimate business, in the name of promoting Buddhist culture and selling Buddha statues, but what others don't know is that sometimes, this small shop also takes that kind of unknown work, that is, to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits for people, which is not strange, because Mr. Cui once said before, his real identity is a Mr. Yin and Yang, in foreign countries, also known as exorcists, due to cultural and regional surprises, in China, doing this business, far less fortunate than foreign counterparts, a little careless, It was branded as feudal superstition, so they often needed a legitimate business under the guise of a small and idle shop.

Because in the old society, many Mr. Yin and Yang made a living in the form of opening shops, but due to the special surname of the profession, they often did some other part-time jobs, such as opening fortune telling halls, Jishan Hall (Buddha Hall), coffin shop, Yizhuang and so on. They are usually open, and when something happens, they restore their other identity, subduing demons and eliminating demons from the people.

When Mr. Cui said this, he said to the two: "This shop belonged to my former senior brother, and it was left to me after he died, including those who have already laid a good customer base, which your parents know, so in Harbin, if anyone provokes evil people, most of them will come here." ”

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying nodded, anyway, the two of them have even seen immortals, and now they are not so surprised to see any bullshit yin yang exorcists, Zhang Shifei took out a cigarette and lit it, then took a deep breath and said: "Then, don't tell me the two of you, you also want us to open a shop called Mr. Yin Yang or an exorcist." ”

Mr. Cui shook his head, and then said: "Of course not, when Mr. Yin Yang needs a Dao number, you two are in a special situation, people are not human, demons are not demons, there will be no Dao numbers." ”

Li Lanying yawned, and then said: "You just say that we are shemales, don't you need to scold like this, okay, hurry up and get to the point, let's be brief, we have to rush home to sleep." ”

Mr. Cui saw that the two of them were not happy to listen, so he didn't talk any more, only to see him say, "Tonight, there is a customer in the store..."

Mr. Cui said, he stayed up late last night to play online games, only got up this afternoon, after the opening of the store, there were no customers to the door, so he also ended up idle and started to fight the landlord, but at night when the door came to a guest, the person was in his forties, Mr. Cui had not seen him, obviously the first time to come, to see the man's expression twisted and pinched, there was a trace of black gas between the eyebrows, so Mr. Cui stepped forward to ask, the man stood for a long time, before telling the truth, it turned out that this person said that he hit a ghost.

"Hit the ghost?" Zhang Shifei asked, originally he couldn't listen to the words spoken separately, and the exorcist also played online games? But later, when he heard the word ghost, his mind remembered the incident he had fooled a fool in the hospital a few days ago, and he thought to himself where so many ghosts came from in this world!

Mr. Choi nodded, and then said: "Yes, he was introduced by one of my old customers, saying that he had been dreaming of the same woman for the past two days, holding a monster to find him, the woman pinched his neck in the dream, for three consecutive days, and almost strangled him to death in the dream yesterday, when he woke up, he found that he had red handprints on his neck, so he came to me for help." ”

"And then?" When the two of them heard this story, they were both interested, and when Mr. Cui saw the two of them asking, he said to them: "Then? Then I agreed, this is a good opportunity, and for people like you who are not even novices, it can be regarded as the first test. ”

(At the beginning of the new chapter, explain the previous words, no nonsense, all foreshadowing, that's it, ask for votes and recommendations, try to be full of stamina.) ）

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